Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.
Chapter 527: The Little Nether Wind
Chapter 527: The Little Nether Wind
"Make your fantasy companion appear stably in the dream world?"
Yifei groaned: "It's not impossible, but I don't know if Xiaohei can do it."
If Zeng Xiaoxian had said this suddenly at the beginning, she would definitely think that this guy was somewhat mentally ill. Why did he let Xiaohei spend time and effort to improve a not very useful function?
However, after experiencing the departure of Xiaoze and Mufeng, getting help from Xiaoxian in a suit and Mario, and now understanding the relationship between Zhang Wei's imaginary parents and Zhang Wei, she gradually understood the significance of imaginary partners to the real person.
The most important thing is that Yifei has found it difficult to convince herself that the imaginary partner is just a fictional character made up by boys out of boredom.
She had no excuse or reason to object.
"Is this really possible?"
Guan Gu was ecstatic when he heard this. He and Mario had a deep relationship and of course he would not object to such a thing.
As for Wanyu and Youyou, they can be said to be a pair of curious babies in the apartment. Naturally, they both agree with such a new and interesting thing.
Just when everyone reached a consensus, Wan Yu suddenly said, "Actually, I think... this killing game is quite fun."
Youyou widened her eyes in astonishment. She asked incredulously, "What's so fun about this game? Why don't I feel anything at all?"
"Alas, we are here on a mission this time, so of course it's not fun."
Wan Yu, who was very clever, suggested, "After everything is over, we can come to the dream world next time and formulate the rules of the game. Then, wouldn't the killing game become the werewolf killing of the dream world?"
"what?"
Youyou's eyes lit up when she heard that, and she clapped her hands, "Oh, right, so the whole thing was actually two werewolves stabbing people everywhere, and Zhanbo and Curry Sauce were stabbed to death without leaving any last words.
"Then the witch Mario used the antidote to revive Yifei who was stabbed, the prophet Xian teacher successfully identified two werewolves, everyone collectively voted to kick the werewolves out of the game, and finally the good camp successfully won the story?
"If you put it that way...it does seem quite interesting."
Mario pointed at himself in surprise: "Me? A witch?
"But I have chickens..."
Guan Gu quickly covered Mario’s mouth: “Mario, this witch doesn’t mean that you are a girl.
"Don't talk nonsense, understand?"
Mario, with his mouth covered, nodded stupidly.
Yifei snorted. She had a different opinion: "In such a good dream world, you only plan to play Werewolf? Can't you have some bigger ideas?"
Xiaoxian asked casually: "For example?"
"For example..." Yifei's mind suddenly opened up, "For example, a real-life fighting game?"
She can no longer find a suitable opponent (sandbag) in reality. If everyone can balance their combat power values in the dream world, perhaps she can warm up.
Guan Gu adjusted his glasses when he heard this: "If that's the case, I think real-life CS is not bad either. This way, when we bully Mr. Zeng again in the future, he won't be able to make excuses saying that his computer is lagging."
Xiaoxian was not convinced: "But my computer is really slow."
As a computer idiot, isn't it normal for the computer to freeze?
Mario jumped up and down and said, "I recommend the live-action version of Super Mario. I want to take you to rescue the princess!"
Youyou suggested excitedly, "How about trying the immersive Need for Speed? Not only can we drive luxury cars, but we can also save time on getting a driver's license in the future."
"The real-life version..."
"Stop!" Everyone stopped Wan Yu's thoughts.
Although everyone didn't know what she wanted to say, they always felt that what Wan Yu was going to say next seemed very dangerous.
Xiaoxian in a suit asked in surprise, "No, do you really think these games can be realized in the dream world?"
Yifei shrugged as a matter of course: "Even such a ridiculous world as The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber can appear. I think there is nothing that cannot be realized in Nanfeng's dream."
"agree."
The others nodded.
The corners of Xiaoxian's mouth in the suit couldn't stop twitching, and he looked up at the sky helplessly.
If Nanfeng really did what these guys were thinking, his brain would explode along with the dream instrument.
But if the dream world is really as they imagined, then...
It should be interesting, right?
Xiaoxian in the suit was thinking aimlessly, and when he came to his senses, he was surprised to find that these guys were still discussing how to transform the dream world.
Looking at their beaming with joy and delight, it seemed as if in the next second everyone would raise their arms and tear down and reshape the entire dream world.
He glanced at Xiao Nanfeng who was lying unconscious on the ground and interrupted everyone's discussion speechlessly.
"Before you guys discuss whether to play real-life fighting games or real-life CS first, shouldn't you guys take care of your business first?"
"Business?"
There was a pause in the discussion, and then everyone slapped their foreheads as if waking up from a dream.
Yifei stamped her feet in annoyance: "Damn it, we almost forgot about the main thing.
"This is all your fault, Zeng Xiaoxian!"
Xiaoxian widened his eyes in disbelief: "Can you blame me for this?"
The killing game was proposed by Wanyu, and it was Yifei who guided everyone to think in a more ambitious direction.
This can't be blamed on him, right?
Yifei said with a smile, "Anyway, it's all your fault. If it weren't for your 'for example', how could the following things have happened?"
"Wow." Xiaoxian laughed angrily, "Is it wrong for me to be your supporting actor?"
Yifei glared at Xiaoxian, but he refused to give in. The two of them just stared at each other like cross-eyed.
"I say, you two..." Xiaoxian in the suit said expressionlessly, "You've gone astray again."
"damn it!"
"shit!"
The two of them shouted.
The others looked at each other, ignored the two guys, and gathered around the unconscious Xiao Nanfeng.
"When Nanfeng wakes up, how should we wake him up?"
Guan Gu asked curiously at first, then seemed to recall some bad memories and began to tremble all over.
"Are you going to embed Nanfeng directly into the wall like Mario did when he woke me up?"
"What?!!"
Youyou was shocked when she heard this. She asked in shock, "Why didn't you say that just now?"
Guan Gu asked in a low voice with a wooden face: "Youyou, as my girlfriend, shouldn't you care about me first?"
"Forehead……"
Youyou turned her head stiffly and smiled at Guan Gu ingratiatingly: "Then is it too late for me to care about you now?"
"What do you say?"
Youyou smiled awkwardly.
Xiaoxian and Yifei, who were on a temporary break, finally came over. Yifei stretched out her hand and pinched Xiaonanfeng's philtrum hard, while making a confident guarantee.
"It's just a matter of awakening the south wind. It's so easy.
"Just leave it to me."
Everyone's eyelids jumped when they heard this.
[Inside her mind, Xiaoxian chewed on a piece of sugar cane and explained casually.] [Whenever Yifei swore and promised to entrust a task to her, it would definitely not end well.]
[Last time, she said she was going to help us manage our finances so that we could earn money to buy a house, and then...the house prices in Shanghai were rising rapidly in those few months.]
[We have lived in Shanghai for so many years, but we have never seen such an outrageous increase in housing prices. ]
[For this purpose, we privately summarized a Murphy's Law. ]
[The so-called Murphy's Law: Don't leave things to one person alone. ]
[If you violate Murphy's Law, you will definitely regret it! ]
Everyone looked at each other, then came forward with laughter.
"Everyone help together."
"Yes, yes, let's all work together."
"Together."
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……
The unconscious Xiao Nanfeng slowly woke up under Yifei's pressure and stimulation. He opened his eyes in confusion and saw the group of guys in front of him sitting beside him, staring at him with their bright eyes.
Xiao Nanfeng raised his eyebrows and silently hugged the scroll in his arms.
……
The scene changed, and everyone who had been sitting beside Xiao Nanfeng now had dry lips and dull eyes.
They lay all over the ground, their faces filled with frustration and loneliness.
Xiao Nanfeng, who had been lying on the ground before, was now sitting there casually, humming a few times with great complacency.
"It seems like your fighting ability is not good enough."
"No more, no more."
Wan Yu waved her hands feebly, with a hint of tears in her voice: "Fei Fei, was Nan Feng really so annoying when he was a child?"
Yifei rolled her eyes at Xiao Nanfeng and said, "Otherwise, why would I be so annoyed by him when I was a kid?"
In order to wake up Nanfeng, they had tried their best.
At first, everyone tried to use talk therapy to make Xiao Nanfeng realize the falsity of the dream world from all aspects, so that they could wake Nanfeng up like Xiaoze and Mufeng comforted Youyou.
But Xiao Nanfeng didn't buy it at all. His three views seemed to be welded shut. No matter how others tried to prove that it was just a dream, Xiao Nanfeng just looked unconvinced.
Even if this dream world is full of loopholes, Xiao Nanfeng can use his own adaptive values to justify himself.
Regardless of whether Xiao Nanfeng's self-justification could convince others, he himself believed it firmly.
It would be fine if he was just stubborn, and at most he wouldn't make anyone understand. But Nanfeng was extremely sharp-tongued when he was young, and his mouth could really make people furious.
At first, when Xiao Nanfeng heard everyone say that this world was just a dream, he just poked them a few times and kindly advised them to see a doctor.
Until Yifei felt that talk therapy didn't seem to work on little Nanfeng, she simply turned her attention directly to Nanfeng's parents.
This is like a bolt from the blue, it's absolutely incredible.
He went up the mountain to play with everyone, but they surrounded him and said a lot of weird things. They even told him that his father had died a long time ago and told him to face reality...
How can you curse people like that!
The angry Xiao Nanfeng immediately went into full fire. He didn't care whether the person in front of him was Zhang Zhenren, the best in the world or not. He just started to scold everyone, which made everyone so angry that they broke down collectively.
Yifei was so angry that she rolled up her sleeves and wanted to let Xiao Nanfeng experience again what the little nun's kindness was.
It’s a pity that Yifei’s iron fist of justice did not fall on Xiao Nanfeng in the end.
It's embarrassing enough to get angry and want to hit someone because you can't win an argument, but if you really hit an eight-year-old child... Yifei really can't afford to lose face like this.
Not to mention that although Xiao Nanfeng has a sharp tongue, he won't speak badly casually.
All I can say is that it was their fault that they stepped into Xiao Nanfeng's minefield.
The frustrated Guan Gu showed a tendency to turn evil. He smiled grimly and said, "We can't fight him now, and we can't talk him out of it. How about... we try to embed him in the wall?"
"Well..."
Everyone looked at each other and spoke at once.
"good idea."
"awesome."
"I support it with both hands."
……
Xiao Nanfeng jumped up in shock when he heard this: "You adults just know how to act like scoundrels, and when you can't win an argument, you just embed people in the wall.
"I don't want to play with you anymore, I want to go home!"
Xiao Nanfeng turned around and tried to run, but before his short legs could take a step, Yifei grabbed him by the back of the neck.
If Xiao Nanfeng were allowed to run away like this, then people who didn't know where his home was might not be able to find him.
Yifei suddenly stood up and lifted the chick-like Xiao Nanfeng into the air.
She pinched Xiao Nanfeng's bouncy little face and said cheerfully, "You're going to run away after scolding someone. How can such a good thing happen?"
It’s true, little Nanfeng, who still has a bit of baby fat, is quite cute when pinched. She couldn’t let it go after pinching it.
"Let me go, you pervert!"
The captured Xiao Nanfeng stared at Yifei fiercely like an angry kitten.
He bared his teeth and claws, and struggled desperately towards Yifei with all his limbs, but this level of struggle not only had no lethal effect on Yifei, but also satisfied some of her strange habits.
The more Xiao Nanfeng struggled, the happier Yifei became. The frustration that had been accumulated in her heart due to his sharp tongue completely dissipated.
I can't hit you, and I can't talk you out of it, but it's okay to pinch your face, right?
Yifei poked Xiao Nanfeng's face smugly: "Didn't you just complain about our poor fighting ability? Are you satisfied now?"
Xiao Nanfeng, who was kicked in the air, wanted to turn around and bite Yifei's index finger that was poking his face, but he tried in vain many times.
He instinctively wanted to transform into Little Flame Dragon Knight and run away, but as soon as the red light on his body lit up, Yifei hit him on the head and his transformation was interrupted.
"Little friend, your idea is too naive. Have you ever seen any armored warrior who only transformed after falling into the hands of a mutant?"
"Humph!"
Xiao Nanfeng looked annoyed, but didn't say anything sarcastic.
After all, it has fallen into the hands of others. Continuing to be sarcastic at this time would be tantamount to seeking death.
But it’s still very frustrating!!!
Disgusting Yifei!!!
Yifei continued to rub Xiao Nanfeng's face and teased, "Why didn't I think your chubby face was so cute before?"
She looked at Wanyu and Youyou who were eager to try: "Do you want to try it too?"
Before the two of them agreed, Xiaoxian in a suit spoke up first, "That's enough. If you keep making trouble, Xiaonanfeng will be so angry that he will eat people."
Youyou and Wanyu curled their lips, looked at each other, quickly took a few steps forward and poked Xiao Nanfeng's face, only then were they satisfied.
Xiaoxian in the suit didn't care about the jumping Wanyu and Youyou. He walked slowly towards Xiaonanfeng and said in a deep voice.
"We are sorry that things turned out this way, but you should be able to feel that we have no ill will towards you or your parents.
"Lead the way, take us to your home. We are going to the Deep Dream to meet your parents."
I'm coming
I have to go to the hospital for an MRI tomorrow. I'll see if I can keep up to date. It shouldn't be a big problem.
We will know the cause of the disease next Monday after the X-ray tomorrow. If it doesn't require surgery or anything like that, I will try to resume updating twice a week before next Sunday.
(End of this chapter)
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