Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 529 Nan Feng's Fantasy Partner

"Mario you..."

Faced with Mario's plain and simple complaints, Xiao Nanfeng didn't know how to refute for a moment. After all, facts speak louder than words.

Helpless, Xiao Nanfeng could only stop turning his head to look at Mario in a huff. He stood on tiptoe and shouted at the "birdman" in the sky, flying higher and higher, faster and faster: "Hey, have you had enough fun?!"

"immediately!"

The birdman changed direction and dived down from a height of several hundred meters towards Xiao Nanfeng and his group.

I don’t know if Xiao Nanfeng’s father wanted to show off his skills on purpose. Even during the landing process, he was still flapping his wings constantly, and his whole body was accelerating, accelerating, and accelerating.

Just as they were expecting Xiao Nanfeng's father to perform a particularly cool emergency landing for everyone, his panicked shouts were heard from the sky.

"It's over, I only learned to step on the accelerator...

“You still can’t brake!!!”

"ah?!!"

Everyone was shocked when they heard this. They looked at the birdman flying towards them at a speed of 100 kilometers per hour in the sky, and without saying a word, they pushed the people around them to retreat to both sides of the street.

Before they could stand firmly, they heard a loud muffled sound in their ears, followed by a series of friction sounds that made their scalps tingle and sparks flew all the way.

"hiss……"

Everyone gasped and began to tremble instinctively.

They frowned, closed their eyes, and dared not turn their heads to see what was happening.

"Phew...it's okay, it's okay."

The birdman's voice came again, and his tone was not only free of the panic of surviving a disaster, but even had a hint of pride.

"Hahahaha, I don't know how to brake, but I know how to brake with my face!"

Everyone's heart skipped a beat when they heard this.

(⊙﹏⊙).

This, this, this, it fell from the sky like this, and from the sound of his voice it seems like nothing happened?
What happened to the saying that the deeper the dream, the more real it is?
Also, they all know about the handbrake and foot brake, but what the hell is the face brake!
Aren’t you afraid of being disfigured?
Wan Yu asked quietly, "Sister Yifei... is Nanfeng's father actually a funny guy?"

Yifei shook her head.

【Fuck! 】

Yifei secretly thought in her heart that if her fellow disciple was such a funny person, then everyone wouldn't have to only see him in dreams today.

However, when everyone saw that the expected tragedy did not happen, they turned around, opened their eyes and looked at everything around them.

The originally flat and wide cement road in the middle of the street now looked as if someone had used a small machine to tilt it downwards, carving out a smooth slope more than ten meters long.

If a naughty child comes at this time, he might just use the slope as a slide.

"What the hell!"

Youyou stared at the mirror-like slope in front of her, which was not even a single gravel, and asked in surprise, "Is Nanfeng's father so shameless?"

Guan Gu suddenly thought of something, and he excitedly said to Zeng Xiaoxian: "Teacher Zeng, do you still remember the new comic I want to draw?"

Zeng Xiaoxian didn't know why Guan Gu suddenly asked this: "Of course I remember, my memory is not that bad."

"So what do you think...I would like to draw this scene as your first appearance in angel form?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned when he heard this.

After a while, he jumped three feet high and exclaimed, "You want me to have an angel in your comics descend to earth... and land on his face first?!!"

"Yeah." Guan Gu nodded heavily, trying to get recognition from Teacher Zeng: "As long as the groundwork is done well before, I'm sure it will be very effective when it comes to this scene."

Zeng Xiaoxian immediately shook his head like a rattle.

It's not that he doesn't support Guan Gu, it's just that it's too embarrassing for someone like Nanfeng's father to appear on the stage like this.

Still effective?
I think it's quite funny!

He hesitated and said, "If I regret it now and don't want to appear in your comics... is it too late?"

Guan Gu did not answer, but just showed a simple and honest smile.

[Regret now? It’s too late! ]

Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to say something when Yifei beside him patted him gently on the back of his head.

“It’s rare for Guan Gu to have inspiration, and we as his friends should support him.

"Besides, Guan Gu originally planned to draw a comedy comic this time. Even if you don't embarrass yourself at the beginning, you will embarrass yourself sooner or later."

Zeng Xiaoxian snorted in dissatisfaction when he heard this, but didn't say anything against it.

Never mind. Anyway, the weak angel in the comics is not called Zeng Xiaoxian.

At that time, not to mention that it was an angel descending to earth and landing on its face first, even if its entire face was ground flat after landing, it would not be its business.

Xiaoxian was just thinking about it when a faceless man with a flattened face really appeared in front of him.

"what!"

He was startled and jumped directly into Yifei's arms.

When the others saw such a seamless face walking towards them, their expressions were also very interesting.

Only Xiao Nanfeng opened his arms and rushed towards the faceless birdman with a smile.

"came back?"

The man whose face could not be seen squatted down and gently touched Xiao Nanfeng's head.

Xiao Nanfeng nodded and said with a bright smile: "Well, I didn't break the agreement between the two of us."

"I know."

As he spoke, he picked up Xiao Nanfeng and stood up, and the white wings behind him slowly dissipated.

"Are you friends of the little guy?"

Xiao Nanfeng's father asked slowly.

I don’t know why, but although his voice is extremely unfamiliar, it gives everyone a familiar feeling.

It feels like, like, like...

A flash of inspiration came to everyone's mind, but before they could figure out where this familiar feeling came from, the flash of inspiration had already passed.

Xiaoxian in the suit kept looking back and forth between Xiaonanfeng and his father. He saw that Xiaonanfeng's neck was still bare, while his father had a black lanyard on his neck.

The long lanyard hung down into his clothes, making it difficult to tell what was tied to it.

But it is enough to know that such a lanyard exists, nothing else matters.

Xiaoxian in a suit smiled knowingly at Xiaonanfeng, and Xiaonanfeng also smiled and winked at him.

[Very good, now the accuracy of my inference is 98%.]

As for Xiao Nanfeng's father, seeing that no one paid attention to him, he asked the same question again.

"Are you friends with the little guy?"

After hearing this, everyone gave up thinking and nodded in agreement: "Yes, we are his friends."

"Oh."

He raised his head slightly, as if looking at the group of people in front of him.

Suddenly, Xiao Nanfeng's father spoke again: "Yifei? Are you Yifei?"

"what?"

Yifei was stunned when she heard this. She stood there with a confused look on her face, not knowing how to answer.

But before Yifei could answer, the man continued, "It's really you, you've grown so big?

"Girls really change a lot when they grow up. I almost can't recognize her."

"Huh? Ah...ah!"

Yifei then realized that Xiao Nanfeng's father recognized her face, so she quickly called out, "Senior Brother."

"good."

Although everyone couldn't see Xiao Nanfeng's father's face clearly at this moment, they could tell from his voice that he was looking at Yifei with a smile, and there seemed to be a hint of pride in his tone.

"Given the relationship between our two families, you don't have to call me Senior Brother anymore. Just call me Brother."

"it is good."

She responded in a low voice, but still felt that her senior brother was staring at her.

Seeing Yifei stopped talking, he couldn't help but remind her, "Scream."

Yifei was stunned for a moment, then she asked weakly: "...What's your name?"

Nanfeng's father said as a matter of course: "Call me brother."

"……elder brother."

Yifei shouted through gritted teeth.

Although it was normal for her to call Nanfeng's father "brother" in terms of seniority and age, Yifei always felt that something was wrong.

It’s like you’ve suffered a huge loss for no apparent reason?

She couldn't help but wonder, is the man in front of her really Nanfeng's father?

Why does it feel completely different?
Could it be that... my senior brother is actually a very introverted person?

"Be good."

Hearing Yifei's call of "brother", Xiao Nanfeng's father sighed with satisfaction: "In this case, I won't tell your mother about your secret premature love." "Wait a minute!" Yifei widened her eyes and asked subconsciously, "When did I fall in love early?"

Regardless of whether she is in a relationship or not, she is almost... 18 years and 108 months old this year. Even if she wants to fall in love early, she has missed the time period!

"You call this not having a premature love relationship?"

Xiao Nanfeng's father pointed at Zeng Xiaoxian who was being hugged tightly by Yifei and teased: "Yifei, although freedom of love is advocated now, you are thirteen years old this year. Isn't it too...free for you to find a thirty-year-old?"

Yifei raised her eyebrows in surprise: "Me? Thirteen?"

By the way, when Nanfeng was eight years old, I was almost thirteen years old.

Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes and pointed at himself in astonishment: "Me? Thirty?"

No, I am not Zhang Wei, how can I look thirty years old!

"What else?" Xiao Nanfeng's father asked back.

“I…Ah!!!”

Before Xiaoxian could reply, Yifei took back her princess hug and silently took a few steps back.

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Just like that, Xiaoxian fell on his butt.

"hiss……"

Zeng Xiaoxian stood up, holding his butt. He looked at Yifei in disbelief: "Hu Yifei, are you sick?"

Yifei didn't even look at him and snorted coldly: "If I don't let go, how long do you want to lean on me, a grown man?"

"Forehead……"

Xiaoxian's eyes began to wander when he heard this. He had never thought about this just now.

Xiao Nanfeng's father didn't seem to intend to dwell on this "age-gap relationship". He looked at the others and asked, "Since you are Yifei and the little guy's friends, should you call me brother according to Yifei's generational status, or..."

"Brother." Everyone shouted in unison.

If he was a step slower, everyone would have to call him uncle according to Xiao Nanfeng's seniority.

Although it is not an exaggeration for them to call Xiao Nanfeng's father uncle, they all have the same feeling as Yifei, always feeling that they would be at a disadvantage if they called him that.

"very good."

Xiao Nanfeng's father nodded contentedly: "Everyone who comes is a guest, why don't you come up with me and sit down first.

"My wife and I will go out to buy some food later. Let's stay here for lunch today."

Everyone's eyes lit up when they heard this, so are they finally going to meet the mysterious mother Nanfeng?
Originally, they had not planned to come to the deep dream just to see Nanfeng's mother, but now that they are here, there should be no problem in meeting her, right?

Just as everyone was thinking about this, they saw a young woman in a pink home dress and with a volcanic mud mask on her face running out of the building in a hurry.

"Mr. Chu, are you sick?"

Xiao Nanfeng's mother threw herself into Xiao Nanfeng's father's arms and complained aggrievedly: "I just went to put on a facial mask, but as soon as I turned around you jumped off the balcony. Do you know that you almost scared me to death?"

She angrily punched Xiao Nanfeng's father several times with her weak fists: "I wanted to come down to see you, but the elevator happened to be broken today, so you made me run up more than ten floors of stairs in one breath!"

"Honey, I was wrong."

Xiao Nanfeng's father repeatedly consoled her: "At worst, I can ask you to dance with me next time, okay?"

"Hmph, that's pretty much it."

"And me!" Xiao Nanfeng raised his hand excitedly, "I want to dance too!"

"Okay, okay, next time our whole family will dance together."

Everyone: "..."

(⊙o⊙)? ! !

This, this, this...

Isn't this crazy!!!
Mario touched the goose bumps all over his body and said tremblingly: "How did this family manage to say such dark words in such a warm tone?"

Youyou swallowed and shook her head like a rattle: "This is the first time I've heard that jumping off a building can be a parent-child activity."

"hiss……"

Everyone gasped.

Wanyu turned her head and looked at Yifei: "Feifei, Nanfeng's mother... turns out to be a funny person too?"

Yifei rejected it in a low voice, "Impossible, his mother is a very smart person, she is completely different from the person in front of me."

That would be strange.

Doubts began to arise in everyone's mind.

Although everyone was not familiar with the figure of the woman in front of them, and had no impression of her hazy face covered with volcanic mud mask, but just like Xiao Nanfeng's father, his mother also gave everyone an extremely familiar feeling.

While they were thinking about it, Xiao Nanfeng's father had already told his lover about the current situation.

"Oh, Yifei... has she grown so big?

Xiao Nanfeng's mother turned her head and looked at Yifei: "Then you should call me..."

"sister in law?"

"Be good."

She turned her gaze to the others: "Since you are Yifei and..."

"sister in law."

Before she could finish her words, everyone responded with experience.

They finally realized that Xiao Nanfeng's parents seemed to like hearing others call them.

However, compared with their family's parent-child activity of jumping off buildings in groups, this hobby is already very normal.

"very good."

Xiao Nanfeng's mother nodded with satisfaction: "Then you guys go up and sit for a while. I'm going out to buy some groceries now. Let's eat here at noon today."

Without waiting for everyone's consent, she turned around and headed for the vegetable market.

"Honey." Xiao Nanfeng's father grabbed her arm and reminded her, "Are you sure you brought your wallet and cell phone?"

She looked down at her empty hands and her pajamas that didn't even have a pocket, and slapped her forehead as if she had just woken up from a dream.

"Oh, I forgot."

Seeing that she was about to climb upstairs to get her wallet and phone, Xiao Nanfeng's father quickly suggested, "How about I go with you?"

"Hmm... good idea!"

As she spoke, she took Xiao Nanfeng's father's hand and walked forward.

Xiao Nanfeng's father touched his forehead helplessly: "Dear...the supermarket is on the right."

"Forehead……"

Xiao Nanfeng's mother paused and said stubbornly, "I know, I was planning to go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables."

“The vegetable market is also on the right.”

"Oh."

Xiao Nanfeng's mother stopped and hesitated for a long time before turning her head and smiling sweetly: "Honey, which side is the right?"

"…Forget it, I'll lead the way."

He put Xiao Nanfeng down from his arms and said, "Take them upstairs first. We'll go buy some groceries and be back soon."

Xiao Nanfeng nodded: "Remember to keep a close eye on her, otherwise you won't be able to buy the food and she will get lost again."

"it is good."

Xiao Nanfeng's father helplessly but lovingly pulled Xiao Nanfeng's mother, who was still wearing a facial mask, away, leaving Xiao Nanfeng and everyone else who was lost in thought.

Yifei stroked her chin, her expression distorted: "Forgetful, directionally challenged, and still acting like a spoiled brat... No way!"

Everyone also had an expression like an old man on the subway looking at his phone.

Xiao Nanfeng's mother's behavior easily reminded them of a person in the apartment, a person who had not appeared throughout the whole process and who everyone thought had been killed by a murderer.

But... this is too messy!

Zeng Xiaoxian asked tentatively: "Could it be that... Nanfeng has an Oedipus complex?"

"Teacher Zeng, you can eat whatever you want, but you can't say whatever you want. Oedipus complex is too abnormal."

"Then how do you explain..."

Zeng Xiaoxian was suddenly stunned in the middle of his words. He widened his eyes and looked at Xiao Nanfeng in front of him with a gloomy face in disbelief.

"south wind?"

"Yeah." Xiao Nanfeng nodded.

Guan Gu asked excitedly: "Nanfeng, have you woken up from your dream?"

"Wake up?" Xiao Nanfeng said with a smile, "I have never been immersed in a sweet dream."

Everyone was completely confused. What was going on?

Xiaoxian in the suit coughed lightly: "Why don't I explain it to you?"

He pointed at the little Nanfeng in front of everyone and said, "He is Nanfeng, but not the Nanfeng we know.

"He's South Wind's fantasy partner."

　I'm coming

　　
　
(End of this chapter)