Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 540 Inspection Results

Before Ziqiao and Meijia could start their usual quarrel and mutual dislike in front of everyone, Xiaohei was already getting impatient waiting in the room.

He walked out and urged Ziqiao unhappily, "Lv Ziqiao, why are you dragging your feet when I asked you to come in for a checkup?
"You and Mika are together?"

Everyone couldn't help but burst out laughing when they heard this, thinking that Xiao Hei's intuition was really damn accurate!
Ziqiao and Meijia looked embarrassed, and the word "unlucky" in their hearts was almost printed on their faces.

Nan Feng explained to Xiao Hei, "Okay, Zi Qiao and Mei Jia have had some minor problems, Xiao Hei, you should let the next person go in to check first."

"also."

Xiao Hei called Guan Gu, who was standing behind Zi Qiao, to go in for the check-up, and then he went straight into the room.

Although Guan Gu had learned the truth about the physical examination that was ridiculed from the optician who examined him, he still felt scared when he heard the word "physical examination".

Seeing that Guan Gu was hesitant and didn't dare to go in, Youyou touched his head as if she was coaxing a child, and then pulled him directly into the room.

At this time, Nan Feng suddenly turned to Zhanbo and asked, "Zhanbo, did you see clearly what distance Ziqiao and Meijia can keep without being electrocuted?"

Zhanbo nodded. It was very easy for him to estimate the distance between Ziqiao and Meijia.

"Based on my visual judgment, the maximum safe distance that Ziqiao and Meijia can maintain without being electrocuted is probably between 1.3 meters and 1.35 meters.

"If you need more precise data, you can only use measuring tools to measure it."

"Between 1.3 and 1.35 metres?"

The girls except Mika were stunned when they heard the words, and there was a hint of intrigue on their faces.

The next moment, several people started to take action. They hurriedly rummaged through the drawers and cabinets in Xiao Hei's suite, trying to find suitable and accurate measuring tools.

Zhanbo couldn't help but be stunned when he saw the behavior of the girls in the apartment.

Although he just said it himself: If more precise data is needed, measuring tools must be used.

But when they began to look for measuring tools impatiently, Zhanbo didn't understand the point of doing so.

In his opinion, given Ziqiao and Meijia’s current situation, what they should do is not to maintain the maximum safe distance, but to be as close to each other as possible.

There is obviously more than one meter of tolerance, so why is it necessary to maintain the maximum safe distance to challenge the tacit understanding and limits of both parties?

What if one of Ziqiao and Meijia suddenly fell down at the maximum safe distance, then wouldn't both of them be electrocuted in vain?

This is completely unnecessary.

Although Zhang Wei didn't think as much as Zhan Bo, he also felt that the behavior of "Yu Mo" and the others was not necessary.

He scratched his head and asked curiously, "The error is only five centimeters in total, why do you have to measure an accurate result?"

"What do you mean by a five centimeter error? Five centimeters is important, okay?"

Yifei lowered her head to look for tools. Without even looking up, she asked Zhang Wei, "Zhang Wei, if I gave you the most important thing that's not long enough, and gave you another five centimeters, would you be so happy that you'd go crazy?"

"Yu Mo," Wan Yu and Curry Sauce's actions of searching for measuring tools suddenly froze.

Meijia also pursed her lips and looked at Yifei in disbelief.

[The most important thing that is not long enough...]

[Could it be! ]

"hiss……"

The boys gasped, their mouths wide open in horror, their eyes filled with shock and wonder moving back and forth between "Yifei" and Zhang Wei.

The most important thing of Zhang Wei is not long enough. Even the boys don’t know such a private thing. How did "Yifei" know it?
Everyone looked at each other, and they suddenly began to feel lucky that the one who stayed here was Xiaoxian in a suit. Otherwise, with Mr. Zeng's personality, he would probably be impatient to start cheating on himself as soon as he heard this.

Xiaoxian in the suit remained very calm upon hearing this, and there was even a hint of a smile on his face.

Being smart and rational, he didn't think too much about it, but Xiaoxian in the suit still felt a little regretful. Why couldn't he and Zeng Xiaoxian appear at the same time?

If Zeng Xiaoxian were here at this time, I would really like to dedicate a classic old song to him: "I Have an Appointment with the Grassland".

Zeng Xiaoxian would probably like this part of his song very much.

[Green green green green green green green green, green ...

Xiaoxian in the suit thought about it, with a wicked smile on his face.

As for Zhang Wei, he has been completely confused ever since he heard clearly what Yifei said just now.

[What is the most important thing that is not long enough? ]

【Why am I not long enough! 】

Zhang Wei ignored everyone's strange looks. He didn't even have time to think about how Yifei came to this conclusion. He just lowered his head and began to think.

Actually... Zhang Wei doesn’t have much idea about this.

After hearing what Yifei said, he was a little nervous.

[Could it be that I’m really not tall enough? But my ex-girlfriend never mentioned it before! ]

[So is she the one with limited knowledge, or is Yifei the one with extensive knowledge? ]

Zhang Wei fell into self-doubt.

Yifei, who was rummaging for something, suddenly found that the surroundings had become silent. She looked up in confusion and realized that everyone was staring at her strangely.

"what?"

"Yifei" was stunned at first, but then quickly realized what a mess these guys were thinking about.

She crossed her arms and smiled unhappily, "I was talking about Zhang Wei's bank account balance. What did you think I was talking about?"

Everyone felt as if they were struck by lightning. While their scalps were numbing from the thunder, they also had a vague feeling of sudden enlightenment.

So the most important thing that is not long enough actually refers to the bank account balance?
Now that you put it that way...it seems reasonable.

For most people, money is the most important thing to them, let alone Zhang Wei, a miser.

And no one would complain that their account balance is too long, right?
Those who had misunderstood smiled awkwardly, and they said at the same time in a tone that couldn't be more fake: "Actually, we were also thinking about the account balance."

"Ah."

Yifei smiled contemptuously.

As for Zhang Wei, he raised his head after hearing Yifei's explanation and breathed a sigh of relief.

[It turns out that not long enough refers to the account balance. I thought it was... the account balance. ]

Ziqiao was sharp-eyed and immediately caught Zhang Wei's abnormality. He smiled and teased, "Zhang Wei, you seem to be unconfident about your length?"

"Go away!" Zhang Wei, who had regained his confidence, rolled his eyes at him. "It's hard to say who's better between the two of us, why are you pretending in front of me?"

"Oh?"

Zi Qiao raised his eyebrows: "Are you challenging me?"

"Please, even if you want to compete, shouldn't you also consider that there are still us female compatriots here?"

"Yu Mo" expressed her contempt for Zi Qiao and Zhang Wei without even looking up while rummaging through Xiao Hei's toolbox.

Zhang Wei pointed at himself in astonishment: "No, when did we ever compete in this?"

"Yu Mo" ignored Zhang Wei and continued searching on her own.

Suddenly, Yu Mo's eyes lit up and she shouted excitedly, "I found it!"

Then she took out the measuring tape from the small black tool box and rushed to Ziqiao and Meijia.

"Yifei", Wanyu and Curry Sauce stopped searching immediately upon seeing this and rushed over.

Nanfeng, Zhanbo and other boys looked puzzled. They shrugged their shoulders and tacitly put away the things that the girls had not had time to put back. Meanwhile, Ziqiao and Meijia had been slowly moved to their maximum safe distance by the girls.
"Everyone, now is the moment to witness a miracle."

As Yu Mo spoke, he held his breath and concentrated on measuring the distance between the two of them.

The other girls huddled together, their eyes wide open, staring at the marks on the measuring tape.

"Maximum safe distance: 1,314 mm!"

As "Yu Mo" shouted out the measurement results, the four girls excitedly exclaimed "Yeah" and instantly hugged each other in joy.

"One, three, one, four, we guessed right!"

The girls cheered in unison.

"What?!!"

Ziqiao and Meijia looked at each other in disbelief. What the hell is this distance of one, three, one, four?

This number is really outrageous!
"Depend on."

When the boys heard their cheers, they all shook their heads in confusion.

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Everyone originally thought that the girls were so impatient to look for tools and measure the distance between Ziqiao and Meijia because they might have discovered some key points that the boys had overlooked.

After all this time... this is it?
Nan Feng curled his lips: "You guys are really too boring, you just have to eat without candy."

Zhanbo and Zhang Wei also nodded in agreement with Nanfeng's idea.

“Yu Mo” put his hands on his hips and said confidently: “Nan Feng, you don’t understand this.

“Since the Dream Maker accurately selected Ziqiao and Meijia from among the twelve of us, making them the couple with the side effect of [Never Separate], and also chose the meaningful numbers 1314 from the infinite number.

"This incidates that……"

"I know."

Wan Yu raised her hand and replied, "This shows that they are destined to be together, and it is a fate arranged by God!"

Curry Sauce also nodded and said, "As for fate, of course, the greatest thing is what God has arranged."

【Fated? 】

Ziqiao and Meijia curled their lips in disgust. They had broken up and gotten back together so many times, but in the end they were still entangled together.

Even if they are destined to be together, it is an evil fate that they can never get rid of.

"No."

The interrupted "Yu Mo" covered his mouth and laughed secretly: "This shows that... God just wants to make fun of Zi Qiao and Mei Jia to relieve boredom."

"what?"

Everyone looked at "Yu Mo" in confusion.

"Yu Mo" explained: "Just think about it, Zi Qiao and Mei Jia, the two enemies, have to stay together for the past few days, whether eating, drinking, defecating, urinating, or even bathing and sleeping.

"Even if they want to stay away from each other, they can't exceed the ambiguous safety distance of 1,314 millimeters. That would be so much fun."

"What?!!"

After hearing what Yumo said, Ziqiao and Meijia felt as if they were struck by a bolt from the blue.

They were just busy disliking each other and didn't think about eating, drinking, defecating, urinating, bathing and sleeping.

Although they had done these things together before, they were still in love at that time and were very sweet and inseparable.

Now, apart from eating and drinking together, if they do something else together... Ziqiao doesn't have any big objections, since he won't suffer any loss anyway.

But Meijia absolutely could not tolerate such a thing happening, she would definitely draw her knife and kill herself!
No, she will definitely castrate herself!
Ziqiao and Meijia, who suddenly heard the bad news, looked at each other and both let out desperate howls at the same time.

"Do not!!!"

"Yi Fei" rubbed her ears, turned around and said to "Yu Mo", "I feel like compared to those two, we are not that unlucky."

"agree."

"Yu Mo" and "Yi Fei" clapped and cheered.

……

Ziqiao and Meijia were naturally quite dissatisfied with their side effects, but no matter how dissatisfied they were, it could not change the fact that they now had to stay within one meter and three meters of each other.

Faced with such a cruel fact, the two could only grit their teeth and swallow it, forcing themselves to accept it.

After everyone had almost finished checking, the takeaway they had been waiting for was finally delivered.

The people who had not eaten a drop of water or a grain of rice the whole day were like hungry tigers. They quickly devoured the sumptuous takeaway food on the table. Then they leaned back in their chairs, rubbing their round stomachs and closing their eyes to digest the food.

"The test results are out."

Xiao Hei, who was burping, took out his phone and carefully looked at the test results sent to him: "Youyou, Ziqiao, Meijia, and Xiaoxian, the conditions of the four of you are similar to Nanfeng's before. You will be back to normal in one or two days at the shortest, three to five days at the longest, and no more than a week at most.

"As for Yifei and Yumo..."

Xiao Hei suddenly stopped talking.

"Yifei" and "Yumo" were already extremely nervous, and Xiao Hei's pause almost made their hearts stop.

"Based on the data, your situation should be the same as Nan Feng's before, but your situation is too unscientific. I can't guarantee that you will be able to change back in a few days."

Xiao Hei paused and continued, "I will prepare a pair of smart detection bracelets for you, just like Nan Feng's, and you can wear them for the next few days.

"I'll think about it carefully. It shouldn't be a big problem."

"Yifei" and "Yumo" nodded.

"besides……"

Xiao Hei looked at Guan Gu and Curry Sauce and said, "Guan Gu, Curry, judging from the data, you also have the problem of overexcited brains. You should be on guard against possible side effects these days."

"what?"

Guan Gu and Curry Sauce, who looked perfectly normal, were shocked: "Is there something wrong with us too?"

"Yes, but don't worry, since neither of you has had any problems throughout the day, this side effect won't be too serious."

Guan Gu and Curry Sauce pursed their lips. They suddenly felt as if there was a bomb on their bodies, and they didn't know if it would explode or when.

But fortunately, the lethality of this bomb should not be that great...right?

Wan Yu complained in a low voice: "Eight out of twelve people actually experienced side effects, a two-thirds bad luck rate... Xiao Hei, it seems that you still have a long way to go to improve this dream instrument."

Xiao Hei sighed: "Finally, it was Nanfeng..."

Nan Feng was surprised and asked, "There is something about me?"

It's no wonder that Nanfeng was surprised. The electric current and sound waves used by the dream instrument were just a weakened version of those used in his treatment test phase. There shouldn't be any problem for him to enter the dream world.

In fact, in previous tests with the dream instrument, he did not experience any side effects after coming out of a dream alone.

"Well, now the bad luck rate is three quarters." Zhanbo continued Wanyu's complaint.

"And of course your business."

Xiao Hei said with a smile: "Take good care of everyone these few days. Once their problems are resolved, you have to slowly get used to your left hand that has fully recovered its function."

Nan Feng was startled when he heard this, and before he could come to his senses, cheers from everyone in the apartment rang out in the suite.

　I'm coming

　　
　
(End of this chapter)