Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.
Chapter 545: Zi Qiao, the one who makes wedding clothes for others
Chapter 545: Zi Qiao, the one who makes wedding clothes for others
Yanyan heard Ziqiao's surprised question and laughed dryly: "Sit down, sit down, I was planning to sit down anyway."
As she spoke, she lowered her head again to glance at the marks on Ziqiao's quilt. She decisively picked up her bag and walked to the sofa opposite and sat down.
Meijia poked Ziqiao when she saw this, and she muttered softly, "See, I told you your quilt is really ugly.
"Look, even the big-wavy beauties are disgusted by it."
Ziqiao snorted softly, expressing his disapproval.
The quilt is ugly, so what? Anyway, making friends does not depend on the appearance of the quilt, but mainly depends on your own outstanding personality charm.
Ziqiao still fantasizes about making friends by relying on his personal charm. He obviously doesn't know that in Yanyan's heart, his personal charm, which was not much to begin with, has long been shattered.
With Meijia as his wingman, Ziqiao was confidently planning to sit down and start his own plan to make friends.
As a result, Yanyan, who was sitting on the sofa on the other side, stood up in a hurry before she had even sat down for three seconds. Meijia was so scared that she thought something on the sofa had burned her.
She let out an extremely artificial “Ah” and then said in a panic, “I, I, I suddenly remembered that the gas at home was not turned off. I have to go back and turn it off.”
Maybe it was because Yanyan was too nervous, or maybe it was because she was not very good at lying. When she gave this reason, her eyes were vague, her limbs were stiff, and she even repeated herself.
Not to mention Ziqiao and Meijia, a pair of veterans who have deceived countless people, even Curry Sauce could tell that she was lying.
And this excuse...do they seem to have heard it before?
By the way, this was also the reason he used when he wanted to slip away that night when Guan Gu and You You confessed their love.
……
So these guys who can't lie are all using the same excuse?
Yanyan looked at Meijia and the other two who were staring at her with extremely strange looks, and her already nervous mood became even more flustered.
She asked tentatively, "Don't you all believe it?"
Ziqiao and the others shook their heads subconsciously, but they were afraid of hurting Yanyan's self-esteem, so they laughed dryly and nodded to show their trust: "Believe, of course we believe it."
Yanyan was very aware of her ability to lie, especially since the expressions of the three of them at this moment were not much more natural than when she lied just now.
She put her hand on her forehead and whispered, "If I had known this would happen, I would have practiced lying before."
"What?" Ziqiao asked subconsciously.
"fine."
Yanyan responded instinctively, then realized something was wrong and suddenly shouted, "No, I have something to do!"
Curry Sauce asked in confusion: "So are you okay or not?"
"Something's going on! Something's going on!" Yanyan picked up her bag and hurried out the door, "I mean, I have something else to do. I have to leave first."
"What?!!"
Ziqiao screamed, and the volume was several degrees louder than Yanyan's just shouting.
He stretched out his hand to stop Yanyan, and said without thinking: "No, you can't leave!"
At this moment, Ziqiao was extremely anxious, because he had just said in front of everyone in 3602 that he wanted to make friends with Yanyan, and he even bribed his wingman Meijia with his own money.
I can say that I have made big promises and spent money, and my dating plan is about to officially begin.
As a result, Yanyan told herself that she was leaving now?
[You want to leave now? Then why didn't you come in just now! ]
[If I really let her go, not only would I lose face, but my money would also be wasted! ]
When Ziqiao thought of this, he suddenly felt like crying but had no tears left, and gnashed his teeth.
He would rather try his best and fail in the end than see his friendship efforts abort before they even begin.
What’s the difference between this and your girlfriend telling you she has her period after you’ve taken off your pants?
Yanyan, who wanted to leave quickly, was frightened by Ziqiao's stop. You know, in Yanyan's mind, Ziqiao is now a pervert who has thoughts about his own sister.
A pervert stopped her from leaving. God knows what he wanted to do!
She stared at the "pervert" in front of her who was gritting his teeth and looked very abnormal, and took a few steps back timidly.
"Well, Yanyan, don't get me wrong, Xiaobu doesn't want to stop you from leaving."
Meijia quickly pinched Ziqiao hard from behind, causing him to gasp in pain.
She also quietly stepped on Ziqiao's foot, which stopped the cry of pain that was about to come out of Ziqiao's mouth.
Meijia knew that although Ziqiao was usually a cunning fox, when he got too excited, he would become as childish as Yifei.
But no matter how childish you are, you can't be so stupid as to stop others from leaving.
This wavy-haired beauty was neither their friend nor their acquaintance, but when Ziqiao stopped her like this, those who knew him might think he wanted to make friends with her, while those who didn't might think the three of them were planning to kidnap her.
Although Meijia is silly and cute, her professional attitude when doing things for money is impeccable.
She smiled sweetly at Yanyan, and tried her best to smooth things over for Ziqiao: "Xiaobu...my brother means that since you are here, you should at least have a drink before leaving, otherwise it will seem that we are not considerate enough to entertain you."
"Yeah?"
Yanyan swallowed and asked tremblingly.
"Yes, definitely!"
Meijia pinched Ziqiao from behind again as she spoke. Ziqiao gasped in pain and nodded repeatedly, "Yes, yes, yes, you're not in a hurry anyway, why don't you have something to drink before leaving?"
He was just impulsive just now. If he still doesn't understand how stupid his behavior was, then he is not Lu Ziqiao.
"Forehead……"
Yanyan hesitated when she heard this. She didn't really want to stay with Ziqiao, a pervert, but...
However, people are always curious about unknown gossip.
Although Yanyan doesn't want to know too much, people's emotions and reason are often inconsistent.
It's like many people find videos of trimming cow hooves, picking earwax, and squeezing pimples disgusting, but they still can't help but watch them.
Before she could hesitate for long, Curry Sauce, who had been holding the juice, quickly handed it to Yanyan at the hint of Ziqiao's eyes.
Yanyan took the juice hesitantly. She ignored the perverted Ziqiao and looked at the sweet and lovely Meijia and the well-behaved and sensible Curry Sauce.
If I just sit here and drink a glass of juice, there shouldn't be any problem...right?
She sat down silently.
Seeing Yanyan sitting down, Ziqiao finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Although he was very curious why Yanyan was fine at first but suddenly made up an excuse to leave, he was short on time and had a heavy task, so now was not a good time to ask this.
Ziqiao straightened his suit and a confident look appeared on his face again.
Even though he might only have the time it takes Yanyan to finish a glass of juice, it was enough for him.
You know, he is a playboy who is invincible in the love field. Things as difficult as picking up girls are easy for him. Now it’s just making ordinary friends of the opposite sex, isn’t that a piece of cake?
Ziqiao is very confident in his interpersonal skills. He even feels that he only needs a few short words to completely change Yanyan's impression of him!
Yes, Ziqiao is so confident and not afraid of being slapped in the face at all.
He wants to show Meijia and Curry Sauce what a master-master-master-master-master is!
A determined smile appeared on Ziqiao's face.
Perhaps because he was too proud of himself, Ziqiao subconsciously asked: "Yan Yan, may I ask...are you lonely tonight?"
"puff!"
Yanyan had just sat down and taken a sip of juice, but when she heard Ziqiao's shocking words, she was so scared that she sprayed out all the juice in her mouth.
What is this, what is this, what is this question? ! !
What does this pervert want to do? ! !
After hearing Ziqiao's words, Meijia and Curry Sauce's legs went weak and their eyes turned dark.
[Lü Ziqiao, is this how you make friends with the opposite sex? ]
[…Although this is how you made friends with the opposite sex before, it’s different this time.]
[How dare you say such a one-night stand-style dating statement!] The two looked at each other silently, and sighed in a helpless manner.
They originally thought that no matter how bad Ziqiao was at making ordinary friends, he could at least persist in chatting for ten sentences or so.
But he ended up killing the game with just one sentence.
Zi Qiao realized that he had said something wrong, and after hearing the sighs of Mei Jia and Curry Sauce, he became even more flustered. So he blurted out, "Sorry, it's an occupational disease."
As soon as the three words "occupational disease" came out, Yanyan, who was already extremely shocked, was frightened and coughed repeatedly.
She stood up suddenly and looked at Ziqiao in disbelief: "Occupational disease? Didn't you tell me you were a poet?"
"Well..."
Having said the wrong thing twice, Ziqiao held his forehead with his hand in pain. In this situation, not to mention being a playboy, even if the matchmaker came, it would be useless.
At this moment, he could only close his eyes and make up a story as if nothing had happened: "Actually, I was just joking.
“Yan Yan, you know that I’m a poet, and intellectuals like to make some sultry jokes.
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"Otherwise, why is there a word called literati and poets?"
"Ha ha……"
Before Yanyan could react, Meijia and Curry Sauce laughed awkwardly.
【What a cold joke. 】
[Zi Qiao is hopeless today, just carry him away and bury him.]
"Then you can continue to be so naughty."
Yanyan sneered, picked up her bag and retreated to the door without saying a word.
She just wasn't very good at lying, but it wasn't like she couldn't tell if someone was lying.
Besides, Yanyan had a very bad impression of Ziqiao to begin with. Of course, she couldn't believe Ziqiao's excuses now.
At this moment, Lu Ziqiao's image became worse and worse in her mind.
From this perspective, the promise that Ziqiao made in his heart just now was not proven wrong. He really only used a few short sentences to completely change Yanyan's opinion of him.
Originally, Yanyan thought Ziqiao was just a pervert who had dirty thoughts about his sister, but now it seems that he is completely and utterly a perverted scumbag who has dirty thoughts about all beautiful girls.
amount……
How should I put it? Her idea was not unfair to Ziqiao. Ziqiao did have dirty thoughts about all the beautiful girls.
It was obvious that Yanyan had made a wrong deduction from the very beginning, and her thoughts in the middle were never right. It could even be said that she was wrong all the way...but she actually guessed the final result right.
All I can say is that this is a kind of talent, a talent that Guan Gu cannot envy.
【Guan Gu: ???】
Seeing Yanyan was about to leave, Ziqiao knew that his idea of making friends was hopeless, but he still tried his best to explain: "Yanyan, don't misunderstand, I just want to make friends with you."
"Making friends? Is there anyone who makes friends this way?"
Yanyan looked at Ziqiao with disdain and said with a cold face, "I rejected you tactfully the first time you approached me, but now I might as well say it directly.
“When I make friends, I prefer people with moral integrity, rather than a fool who looks good on the outside but is rotten on the inside.
"We can absolutely, absolutely, absolutely not be friends!"
Zi Qiao's eyes widened in astonishment: "No, why do I have no substance?"
Curry Sauce muttered softly upon hearing this: "So Brother Ziqiao is admitting that he has no morals?"
Meijia expressed her understanding: "As for Ziqiao, no one believes him even when he says he has morals."
Yanyan sneered and took a step forward, ready to leave 3602.
When she opened the door of 3602, she ran into Xiaoxian in a suit who was late.
"Sorry, I was delayed by something urgent, but I hope I'm not too late."
As Xiaoxian in the suit was speaking, he suddenly curled his nose and then looked at the three people in 3602 with a little surprise.
He sensed that something was not right in the room, but he didn't understand what was going on.
"Teacher Zeng...Xian!"
Curry Sauce changed the subject and then asked, "She is your friend?"
"Well, Yanyan is a colleague in the Human Resources Department of our radio station, and we have only just met for a short time."
Xiaoxian in a suit answered nonchalantly.
"Xiaoxian!"
Yanyan quickly hid behind Xiaoxian in a suit as if she had seen a savior. She poked her head out and said to Ziqiao, "Xiaobu, you really should learn from Xiaoxian. You both live in the same apartment, but he is much more knowledgeable than you!"
Yanyan did not mention any moral issues. In her opinion, anyone on the street would be more moral than Ziqiao.
The fact... is indeed so.
Ziqiao was struck by lightning when he heard this. He covered his chest and stepped back in disbelief.
Suddenly, the whole 3602 was resounding with the sound of Ziqiao's broken defense.
“I have no connotation?
"Me! I'm Lu Xiaobu! I have no substance!
"I'm not as profound as Mr. Zeng?!"
Xiaoxian in the suit turned as dark as the bottom of a pot when he heard that. After all this time, the thing that Zi Qiao couldn't accept the most was that he was still not as good as him, right?
Xiaoxian in a suit snorted, then said calmly: "Yan Yan, let's go."
"it is good!"
Yanyan agreed decisively. She didn't want to stay here any longer.
Seeing that Yanyan's attitude towards him was completely different from before, Xiaoxian in the suit chuckled in his heart.
Although she didn't understand what Ziqiao had done, with his help, Yanyan's impression of her had obviously increased a lot.
Ziqiao is truly Zeng Xiaoxian’s good brother. If he needs something the most right now, he will help him even at the cost of his own image.
Touched, so touched!
Xiaoxian in a suit gave Ziqiao a bright smile.
Ziqiao was very familiar with this kind of smile; he smiled in the same way to his wingman when he achieved his goal.
So...I became his wingman? ! !
As Xiaoxian in a suit and Yanyan left, Ziqiao fell to his knees miserably. At this time, 3602 seemed to begin to echo with an inexplicable melody.
[Snowflakes are flying and the north wind is blowing. 】
[The world is vast and boundless~~~]
Ziqiao, whose self-confidence was severely hit, screamed to the sky in pain.
"Do not!!!"
"Do not!!!"
When "Yu Mo" found out that she had sent the documents to the wrong place again, she leaned weakly on the chair and howled to the sky.
I'm coming
(End of this chapter)
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