Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 561: The Nightmare Moment of the Braised Elbow
"Ouch, my waist!"

Curry Sauce covered her waist and gnawed pitifully on the big meat bun that was bigger than her face.

Just now, Guan Gu and You You teamed up to give her a good beating. Afterwards, Curry Sauce finally understood what had happened last night.

"Okay, I just checked your waist, there's nothing wrong with it. It will just hurt for a few hours at most."

After Yifei calmed Curry Sauce, she muttered to the two of them, "Your side effects are really weird. I don't know how it was triggered, and I don't know what it is."

"Is this synaesthesia or a temporary exchange of consciousness?

Guan Gu and Curry Sauce shook their heads. Not to mention "Yifei", even they couldn't explain it.

Yifei poked Nanfeng: "Nanfeng, what do you think?"

Nan Feng thought for a moment and said, "Of course I sat and watched."

"what?"

He chuckled and said, "I don't think you need to worry too much. The side effects of Guan Gu and curry sauce being almost non-existent are already considered a good sign."

Youyou widened her eyes when she heard that. She pointed to her lips with teeth marks, and the meaning in her eyes was quite obvious.

[Is it okay for me to shout like this? ]

Nan Feng spread his hands and smiled: "Then you young lovers should restrain yourself these few days and don't kiss when eating curry sauce."

"Cough cough..."

Guan Gu and You You's faces suddenly turned red.

Nan Feng continued, "But it's okay if you don't restrain yourself. With their frequency of attacks only once every three days, Guan Gu and Curry Sauce's brains may return to normal before the side effects appear for the second time."

"Ok."

Although Guan Gu and Curry Sauce were still a little worried, they also understood that worrying was useless.

Everyone continued to eat breakfast. Halfway through, Meijia suddenly asked, "By the way, where is Teacher Xian? Should we ask him to have breakfast with us?"

Nan Feng shook his head: "No need, Teacher Xian is not in the bedroom now."

"what?"

Everyone became curious when they heard this. Apart from going to work at this time, where could Xiaoxian in a suit go?

Meijia said cautiously: "Do you feel that Teacher Xian doesn't seem to like playing with us?"

Nanfeng and the others nodded; they shared the same feeling.

But everyone can understand Teacher Xian's thoughts. He has finally come out, so naturally he doesn't want to waste his time in a small apartment with old acquaintances like them.

Besides, even if both Xiaoxian are Zeng Xiaoxian, for people like Meijia who have never seen Xiaoxian in a suit in the dream world, Teacher Xian and Teacher Zeng are still different.

"normal."

Ziqiao was obviously very unhappy that Xiaoxian in the suit overshadowed him yesterday, but now he spoke well of Xiaoxian in the suit: "A good man should be like a lone wolf and do his own thing.

"I'm usually not in the apartment at this time. Am I out dating a girl?"

When Ziqiao said this, his expression froze for a moment.

He suddenly slammed the table hard, which scared Nanfeng and the others.

"They say the early bird catches the worm, is Mr. Xian going to pick up girls so early?

"No, I can't just watch him pick up all the beauties in the apartment!
"Come on, Meijia, let's continue to pursue our dreams!"

Ziqiao immediately stood up, dragged Meijia and wanted to walk out the door. He seemed like a madman who only wanted to continue his mission of picking up girls.

"I'm going to spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda! And you still think I wasn't tormented enough yesterday!"

After being tormented by Ziqiao for the entire day yesterday, Meijia was now tired, hungry and sleepy. She angrily grabbed a steamed bun and threw it at Ziqiao's head.

Ziqiao covered his head and looked at Meijia in disbelief: "What are you doing? I gave you money!"

“Just because you gave me money doesn’t mean you can do whatever you want, okay? I accompanied you here and there yesterday, and went to this and that, which was very professional.

"I'm tired, very tired, I need to rest now!"

Meijia broke free from Ziqiao's hand, sat down, and gave Ziqiao a displeased look.

"And please, don't think that all men in the world are like you, only thinking with their lower body, okay?

"Teacher Xian already has a date with a career-oriented beauty tonight. How many more can he date in the daytime today?"

When Meijia said this, she suddenly realized that something was wrong. She quickly covered her mouth and looked at Yifei nervously.

The others followed Meijia's gaze and looked at Yifei.

"Yifei" looked up blankly, not understanding why these guys were looking at her like that.

She immediately asked, "Why are you looking at me?"

Guan Gu quietly asked Yifei what she thought: "Yifei, Teacher Xian wants to invite a beautiful lady to dinner tonight, what do you think?"

"Me? Of course I sat and watched."

"Yifei" didn't quite understand what Guan Gu meant: "I'm not very familiar with this Xiaoxian, I can't volunteer to help him check whether the date is reliable, right?"

Guan Gu obviously didn't expect "Yi Fei" to answer like this. He was stunned for a moment and then asked, "What if it's Teacher Zeng, he has a date with a career-oriented beauty tonight..."

"Him?" Yifei sneered, and she said sarcastically without thinking: "Zeng Xiaoxian, what kind of career-oriented beauty can he date?

"If Zeng Xiaoxian has such a date tonight, I will definitely go over to see how he fails, and then make fun of him."

Everyone looked at each other, and now they understood Yifei's thoughts.

It seems that in the eyes of "Yifei", Xiaoxian in a suit is Xiaoxian in a suit, and Bitch Zeng is Bitch Zeng, and they are two separate individuals and cannot be confused with each other.

In other words, no matter what Zeng Xiaoxian has done during this period, "Yifei" will not be too interested in this imaginary partner of Zeng Xiaoxian.

After understanding Yifei's thoughts, everyone suddenly lost interest in the date that Xiaoxian in a suit was going to have tonight.

Anyway, according to Yifei's idea, even if Teacher Xian really developed a relationship beyond friendship with a girl during this period, she should not be jealous... right?
Nan Feng looked at Zi Qiao, who had just calmed down after being scolded by Mei Jia, and asked curiously, "Zi Qiao, you clearly know that Teacher Xian will only stay in reality for a few days at most, so why do you feel so pressured by him?

"It's not like you to be jealous of your own people."

Ziqiao paused for a moment after hearing this, then he waved his hand and said, "You don't understand. This is about my position as the best pick-up artist in my apartment. I will never give it up to anyone else!"

"Ok."

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Although everyone did not understand Ziqiao's stronger competitive spirit than before, they could only choose to respect him.

……

After breakfast, everyone went their separate ways and started to do their own things. Ziqiao wanted to drag Meijia to the bar to pick up girls, but Meijia refused him firmly.

"I'm sorry, but I'm not a jobless vagrant like you. I also have something to do."

Ziqiao smiled contemptuously when he heard this.

Meijia is a personal assistant. Now she doesn't need to help Guan Gu wash clothes, buy paints, or deal with daily chores. She doesn't even need to worry about cooking these days. What else can she do?
Then... Ziqiao followed Meijia and watched her do invisible housework for the whole morning.

Before this, Ziqiao had never thought that in such a small apartment, besides sweeping, mopping, taking out the trash, washing dishes, and doing laundry, there were so many messy housework to do.

For example, you need to regularly clean the grease in the kitchen, the sofa in the living room, the garbage in the vacuum cleaner, the hair stuck in the bathroom floor drain, the towels full of bacteria, and pour unclogging agent into the sewer.

When the garbage bag is full, you need to change it; when there is not enough toilet paper, you need to put more toilet paper; even when the bottled water in the water dispenser is running low, you need to contact the relevant personnel to get water.

Not to mention that 3602 also has a troublesome Teddy. No matter how smart Jiang Elbow is, under Meijia's training, it can even carry a small stool to the toilet by itself, and then step on the stool to go to the toilet, but it is still a dog.

Even if a dog can open a bag of dog food to fill its stomach, it will not bathe itself or clean its hair.

At the end of the whole morning, Mei Jia, who was busy running around, didn't complain of being tired, but Zi Qiao leaned on the sofa and complained.

"Oh my god, I'm so exhausted!"

Ziqiao, who had been busy all day yesterday, was now unwilling to move at all. He was going to stay on the sofa this afternoon.

"Bah, shame on you!"

When Meijia saw Ziqiao like this, she couldn't help but spit at him.

Seeing that Ziqiao refused to get up, she simply sat down on the sofa and played with her cell phone.

Ziqiao was very much like Teacher Zeng at this moment. He was lying on the sofa like a salted fish without any dreams.

He tilted his head, slightly opened one eye and looked at Meijia, and asked as if he had a guilty conscience: "Meijia, do you have to do so many messy housework every day?"

Meijia did not exaggerate her contribution. She just said lightly: "How is that possible? I just do it regularly, and Curry Sauce will help me share the housework. Next time, it will be her turn."

Ziqiao nodded, and then he, who did nothing, began to complain: "Why do you need to do so much housework for such a small suite?"

"if not?"

Meijia scrolled through her phone and said sarcastically without even looking up, "Do you think those garbage bags tie themselves up after they are full and then fly out the door by themselves?
"Or do you think that these houseworks are not done by humans, but are actually the work of Jianghouzi?"

"what?"

Meijia's eyes suddenly lit up, she clapped her hands and said excitedly: "Yes, I can train Jiang Elbow to do housework!
"Even if it can't change the garbage bag, it can still help clean the hair accumulated in the floor drain, change the toilet paper, and tidy up the shoes."

"Wang?"

Jiang Elbow, who was playing with a ball next to the sofa, was stunned when he heard Mika's words.

"Wang!"

[Dear sister Meijia, can you take a good look at me? ]

【I am a dog, a dog! 】

[Even if you don’t treat a dog as a dog, I’m just a little Teddy, not a golden retriever or a border collie! ]

[I can go to the toilet and eat by myself now, isn't that enough? You still want me to help you with housework? ]

[I am indeed not a human, but you are also a real dog! ]

Without saying a word, Jiang Houzi dropped the ball in his mouth and ran out happily.

[You can go to 3601 or 3604, or even go to the Great Demon King Nanfeng. ]

[At least they still treat dogs as dogs and don’t think of asking them to help with housework.]

[No, no, it’s slipping away! ]

　I'm coming

　　
　
(End of this chapter)