Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.
Chapter 566 Feng Shui Master
Chapter 566 Feng Shui Master
"what!"
"Yifei" and Curry Sauce were both startled by the sudden sound. They jumped up high, and only when they turned around and saw Xiaoxian, who was wearing a suit and grinning, did they pat their chests with lingering fear.
In other words, "Yifei" is now Yumo's body, otherwise if she encountered the situation, she would have already shot and dodged and attacked.
"Yifei", who was sitting in a wheelchair and was scared by Xiaoxian in a suit to stand up, was now maintaining the posture of standing on one leg. She swayed for a while before she used both hands to support her body on the table.
"Zeng Xiaoxian? What are you doing here?"
The angry "Yifei" subconsciously gave Xiaoxian in the suit a cold look as she did to Zeng Xiaoxian. When she realized that something was wrong, she was too embarrassed to apologize to Xiaoxian in the suit.
It would be great if reality could be like WeChat, where you could withdraw your words and emoticons with just one click.
"What am I doing here?"
Xiaoxian in a suit raised his eyebrows oddly. He looked around the restaurant and said with a rare lack of confidence, "Is it possible... that I came to the restaurant to eat?"
Yifei was stunned when she heard this, then laughed dryly, "Well... it's not impossible."
She then remembered that she seemed to have heard Meijia say in the morning that Xiaoxian in a suit was going to invite a career-oriented beauty out for dinner tonight.
"Oh~~~"
"Yifei" suddenly realized, she finally understood why Ziqiao and Meijia came here.
It turned out that they both wanted to eat this melon at first, but later on, the two of them probably felt that the melon of Xiaoxian in a suit was not big enough, so they changed their position.
"Let's not talk about me for now. What were you guys looking at furtively just now?"
Xiaoxian in the suit looked curiously in the direction where Yifei and Curry Sauce had been looking before, and then his brows suddenly raised.
"Zi Qiao and Mei Jia? Why are they here?"
Yifei shrugged: "They were probably coming for you, but something unexpected happened and their target shifted."
"It shouldn't be."
Xiaoxian in a suit frowned slightly and said in confusion: "I didn't tell them that I would have dinner here tonight, how did they know?"
Curry asked, "Is it possible that they were eavesdropping?"
Xiaoxian in a suit thought it was unlikely: "When I called, I deliberately kept a distance from Iqiao and Meijia. They are not Nanfeng, so how could they hear from so far away?"
"But Brother Ziqiao can lip read."
"Forehead……"
Xiaoxian in the suit couldn't help but hold his forehead with his hand. He was so careless that he actually forgot that Ziqiao had this ability.
Fortunately, Ziqiao and Meijia are now held back by Nanfeng and the others, otherwise he couldn't imagine what kind of trouble these three would cause when Lisa came.
"By the way, what are Nanfeng and Yumo doing now? Who are the other two people?"
"It's a long story..."
"Yifei" sighed and briefly explained the whole story to Xiaoxian in the suit.
Xiaoxian in a suit twitched his lips when he heard this: "Should I say this is really worthy of Yumo, she always likes to use the most normal thinking to make the most hilarious moves on the show."
"Yifei" looked at Ziqiao and the other person who were just watching the show and causing trouble on the other side. After thinking about it, she decided to drive her Feixing wheelchair over there.
"No, it's really too much of a hindrance to let Ziqiao and Meijia stay there. I still have to find a way to pull them over."
The man in the suit's face changed drastically when he heard that. He quickly grabbed Yifei and said, "Don't do that!"
"why?"
"Because, because..."
He hesitated for a while, then said honestly, "Because I have an appointment with Lisa for dinner tonight. Do you think it would be a good idea for her to see Ziqiao again?"
"Lisa?"
"Yifei" and Curry Sauce exclaimed in surprise.
They really didn't expect that the person Zeng Xiaoxian would have dinner with tonight would be Lisa. You know, usually Zeng Xiaoxian would talk about Lisa like he was talking about a mouse or a cat.
I didn't expect that after changing his personality, he would actually dare to take the initiative to attack.
Curry Sauce widened his eyes and asked in disbelief: "Teacher Xian, you don't... like Lisa, do you?"
[Inside his heart, Curry Sauce spread his hands. ]
[He first looked at Zeng Xiaoxian and Hu Yifei on his left, then turned his head and stared at Xiaoxian in a suit and Lisa.]
[One is a domineering and aggressive female teacher, the other is a strong and sharp-tongued female leader. ]
[It seems that no matter which teacher Zeng is, they all have a special liking for strong women. 】
【so……】
[Curry Sauce clapped her hands excitedly and said: I said Teacher Zeng is a masochist! ]
When Xiaoxian in a suit heard Curry's question, the veins on his forehead jumped wildly: "Curry, is it possible that I invited the leader to dinner just to get promoted?"
"Are you sure you want to make progress, not go further?"
"……I am sure."
"That Yanyan..."
Xiaoxian in a suit sighed, "Yanyan is from the Human Resources Department of our station. Zeng Xiaoxian has worked in the station for so many years, but he doesn't even know anyone in the Human Resources Department. This makes it very difficult for me."
"Cut~~~"
"Yifi" and the curry sauce made a chopped sound at the same time.
Although they would never accept it if Xiaoxian in a suit really liked Lisa, but he was only thinking about making progress, and the two of them found it boring instead.
But then again, they thought that Xiaoxian in a suit was enjoying his hard-earned real life by going out early and coming back late these days.
As a result, he is now either busy making money or treating his bosses to meals and shamelessly seeking advancement... Zeng Xiaoxian himself is not as motivated as his imaginary partner.
Could this be the legendary innate holy body of the ox or horse, which would roll someone to death as long as it doesn't kill them?
The young man in the suit ignored the two people's contempt. He just said solemnly: "Everyone knows what happened when Lisa met Ziqiao the first two times. I believe you are tired of seeing the love-hate relationship between them.
"So we absolutely cannot let her and Ziqiao meet again later, otherwise there will be a big mess tonight."
"Yifei" and Curry Sauce looked at each other and nodded heavily.
The situation between Nanfeng and "Yumo" is complicated enough, and it would be even more troublesome if Ziqiao and Lisa ran into them.
Yifei asked casually, "So when will Lisa arrive?"
Xiaoxian in a suit checked the time: "Lisa..."
"Zeng Xiao Xian."
The familiar call at the restaurant door made Xiaoxian in the suit tense up all over. Before he could react, his body had turned around automatically, and an extremely flattering and servile smile appeared on his face.
Xiaoxian in a suit smiled and bowed slightly: "Lisa~~~" The tone was humble in its vulgarity, greasy but with a hint of flattery, which made "Yifei" and Curry Sauce get goosebumps all over their bodies instantly, but their faces showed smiles of pain and happiness.
This obscene look, this servile manner, and the urge to kick him away.
This is the right feeling!
It's like you obviously dislike the smell of stinky tofu, but if someone really replaces it with a plate of stinky tofu that is not stinky, you will feel that it doesn't taste like that.
As for Xiaoxian in the suit... after he subconsciously made these movements and calls, he became completely stunned.
[What kind of fatal conditioned reflex is this? Zeng Xiaoxian, your body is too skilled! ]
"Ah."
Lisa didn't react much to Zeng Xiaoxian's flattering attitude, or maybe she had already gotten used to Zeng Xiaoxian's shamelessness.
She glanced at Yifei and Curry Sauce standing by and asked curiously, "Isn't this your beautiful roommate? Why are they here too?"
Xiaoxian in a suit smiled and explained, "This restaurant is delicious, and they came here to eat. But don't worry, Lisa is gone, the two of them will find another table to eat, and they won't affect us."
"Oh."
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Lisa nodded and began to look around the restaurant.
"The atmosphere in this restaurant doesn't seem to be quite right... Zeng Xiaoxian, what are you doing?"
Seeing that Lisa's gaze was about to go in the direction of Ziqiao, Xiaoxian in the suit felt nervous and hurriedly stepped forward to block her sight.
In response to Lisa's question, he just smiled flatteringly and said, "Leader, I'm helping you block the wind."
"To block the wind?"
Lisa looked back at the door behind her. The biting winter wind rushed in from the door as if it was having fun, mixed with the damp chill, and slapped her face mercilessly.
She looked at Zeng Xiaoxian speechlessly: "Are you sure you are helping me block the wind, not using me to block the wind?"
"It does not matter."
Xiaoxian in a suit laughed dryly and pointed to a remote corner. From there, Ziqiao and the others would not be able to be seen.
"Boss, let's go sit over there and prepare to order."
"where to?"
Lisa was puzzled when she heard this. She looked down at the surroundings. Apart from "Yifei" and curry sauce, there were several empty tables nearby.
"Why don't we just sit nearby, instead of going there?"
Xiaoxian in a suit began brainstorming: "Because, because... because the feng shui here is bad!"
"You also know Feng Shui?"
"Of course!"
He racked his brains and began to make up a story: "Lisa, look, the area we are in now is not far from the gate, and the cold wind and rain are blowing inward. This will be a big hindrance to people with fire signs like you, Lisa."
Lisa was surprised and asked, "Feng Shui also talks about fire signs? Isn't this something from Western astrology?"
Xiaoxian in a suit is much better at lying than Zeng Xiaoxian. He said calmly, "Society is developing, the times are progressing, and the integration of Chinese and Western cultures is the general trend."
Before Lisa could figure out what was wrong, Xiaoxian in a suit continued to deceive her: "Lisa, look at the building facing us outside the glass. Doesn't it look like a steel knife?"
Lisa turned her head and looked: "It really looks a bit like him."
"Leader, take a look at what is written on the glass of this restaurant?"
"Yuanshi Restaurant."
"Yes!" Xiaoxian in the suit clapped his hands, "From our current perspective, the building looks like a steel knife that cuts through the word '缘'."
Lisa frowned when she heard this: "It seems to be true."
Xiaoxian in the suit asked in a suggestive way: "So if you sit in this area, you will probably be killed..."
"Cut off the true love? Cut off the peach blossom?"
"Wise leadership!"
[In his inner world, Zeng Xiaoxian gnawed on the sugar cane and sneered. ]
[The building is so tall and big, let alone cutting off the word "缘", even if they cut down the entire restaurant, it would be fine.]
[He looked at Xiaoxian who was wearing a suit and asked in confusion: Lisa, can you believe your lies? ]
Why doesn't she believe it?
[Xiaoxian in a suit snatched the sugar cane from his hand and started chewing it: There are usually only two reasons why people are easily deceived. Either the temptation given by the other party is too great, or the cost of being deceived is too small.]
[I didn't cheat her of money or her feelings. I just wanted to trick her into moving to another place. How could she think I was cheating her? ]
[As the saying goes, it is better to believe it than not to believe it. ]
[The smarter a person is, the more he or she will be in awe of what he or she does not know.]
[Xiaoxian in a suit patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder and said, "Don't even think about it. You can't learn it with your pig brain."]
As an older single woman, Lisa was shocked by the news of cutting off her romantic opportunities. Without even needing Xiaoxian in the suit to say anything more, she had already consciously walked towards that secluded corner.
Xiaoxian, who was wearing a suit, walked with Lisa and stood between her and Ziqiao the whole time. He even had time to turn around and smile triumphantly at the dazed "Yifei" and Curry Sauce.
【It's just Lisa, a piece of cake! 】
After the two sat down at the table, they called a nearby waiter to ask for the menu.
The plain-looking waitress bowed slightly and said, "Hello, sir, our boss said that all your purchases in the store tonight are free of charge.
“He just wants to ask you, is his singleness for so many years also related to the feng shui of this restaurant?
"If so, would you be willing to help improve the feng shui of our restaurant?"
Xiaoxian in the suit was stunned when he heard this.
[Is there anyone other than Lisa who would believe the lies I made up? 】
Then his eyes followed the waiter's instructions and looked at the restaurant owner who looked to be in his forties, had a bald head, a bigger belly than a pregnant woman, and a greasy face.
Honestly speaking, his being single has absolutely nothing to do with the feng shui of the store. It can only be said that they are completely unrelated.
The corner of Xiaoxian's mouth twitched slightly: "Well... this probably has little to do with Feng Shui.
"Your boss is over 40 years old. As long as you don't think about picking up 18-year-old girls and lower your standards a little, you will definitely find someone."
"…Our boss is only twenty-six this year."
Xiaoxian in suits and Lisa were struck by lightning when they heard this.
I'm coming
(End of this chapter)
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