Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 571 Family Misfortune (7000 words, in )

Ziqiao put his phone away with a look of pain on his face. He stretched his neck to look around, but still could not see Xiaoxian in a suit and Lisa.

If I had known that Teacher Xian’s date tonight was Lisa, I would never have come to watch this gossip.

This is Lisa! It’s Lisa!
Although Ziqiao has countless ex-girlfriends and even more one-night stands than those who are daunting, Lisa is one of the most special ones among his many ex-girlfriends.

On the one hand, it was because she was Teacher Zeng’s direct leader, and his brothers were working for her.

On the other hand, after the blind date between the senior brother and Lisa, Ziqiao saw with his own eyes the drunken Lisa's passionate look. It would be impossible for him to say that his heart was not touched.

The result of this touch was... Ziqiao made up his mind to stay away from Lisa from now on.

There's nothing I can do. I'm just a bad guy. There are at least eight hundred girls whose true feelings I've let down by him.

But he only has one heart, and this heart has been wandering and selfishly belongs to him alone. How can he use it to make up for others?

Besides, even if Ziqiao is willing to make amends, he can’t make it up to so many good girls who have been let down by him.

You can't just give these girls a hatchet and let them divide themselves up, right?
When Ziqiao thought of this, he trembled instinctively.

He seemed to be able to imagine the scene where those girls who wished him dead gathered together and discussed how to share themselves.

[Yaoyao, you have made meritorious contributions despite your crimes, and I will grant you a pair of eyes.]

[Qianqian, you are doing justice for the heavens, take my ear.]

[Nini, pull yourself together and keep your nose away.]

【Lisa, you bear the humiliation and take the lead. 】

[Meijia, you are sacrificing your own family for the sake of justice. This is not easy. His body is left to you.]

"hiss……"

Ziqiao couldn't help but shiver and felt pain all over his body.

Given the number of ex-girlfriends he's dated, why does he feel like his final fate is even more pitiful than Makoto's?
This horrifying fantasy made Ziqiao even more determined not to meet Lisa.

Then he looked at Yifei who was chatting and laughing with Shen Linfeng. The determination he had just made up began to crumble the moment he saw Yifei.

[Who is scarier, Lisa or Yifei? ]

[Shouldn’t this be a question that Teacher Zeng should think about? ]

【What does this have to do with me? 】

The unfortunate Ziqiao felt his teeth itching at the thought of this, but facing Teacher Xian's operation of using both carrot and stick, there was no possibility for him to refuse.

At this time, Yifei was chatting enthusiastically with Master Shen. After Yifei came on the stage, the progress of the two of them improved by leaps and bounds. They even started discussing going skiing together during the New Year.

A man and a woman going skiing alone?
Ziqiao coughed lightly and repeated his old trick: "Skiing, I like skiing too, how about..."

"Either what or!"

Before Shen Linfeng could say anything more, Yifei gave Ziqiao a look of disdain: "We are just chatting, why are you meddling in our conversation?"

Shen Linfeng looked at Yifei in surprise. He obviously didn't expect Yifei to confront Ziqiao this time. After all, she had remained silent the previous few times.

Ziqiao scratched his head awkwardly. He knew Yifei was different from Yumo, but he still said, "Actually, I've loved skiing since I was a kid, but no one taught me..."

"If you like skiing, find a coach to teach you!"

Yifei continued to confront Ziqiao without thinking, and when she saw that Ziqiao was going to reply, her eyebrows suddenly raised, and it was as if there was a roaring lion in her eyes.

Although Yifei didn't know what Ziqiao had done to be crazy and dare to ruin her good marriage, she would send anyone who dared to disturb her good fortune to see God!

"Ok?"

"Hehe, hehe..."

Ziqiao laughed dryly, swallowed his saliva in fear, shrank his neck and dared not make a sound.

[Teacher Zeng, Teacher Xian, it's not that I don't want to help you, it's just that the enemy is too terrifying! ]

When Yifei saw Ziqiao stop trying, she snorted and turned to look at Shen Linfeng.

“Lin Feng, don’t bother with him, Ziqiao likes as many activities as the girls he likes.

"Let's continue, continue..."

Shen Linfeng smiled in agreement, but his eyes looked towards the women's restroom from time to time.

He really couldn't understand why Yifei became so enthusiastic when she just went to the toilet?

Could it be that... there is something magical about the women's restroom in this restaurant?
If Shen Linfeng was not a man, he would really like to go and see what was going on.

"what's the situation?"

Nan Feng poked Zi Qiao beside him and asked in a low voice: "Aren't you a little too righteous today? After helping me, you also want to help Teacher Zeng?

"Zi Qiao, do you know that I am a little scared of your righteousness tonight?"

Ziqiao looked embarrassed and silently handed his phone to Nanfeng.

Nanfeng glanced at the conversation between Xiaoxian in a suit and Ziqiao, and then he understood what was going on.

He frowned slightly and listened carefully to what Teacher Xian was doing.

At this time, Xiaoxian in a suit, after making his requests to Ziqiao, Curry Sauce and Yumo one after another, put down his phone and sped up his chat with Lisa.

It can be seen that he wanted Ziqiao and the others to help delay time so that he could finish Lisa's matter as quickly as possible, and then find a way to resolve Yifei and Shen Linfeng's matters.

Logically speaking, there was nothing wrong with Xiaoxian's idea, but unfortunately he misjudged one thing, that is, the speed at which Yifei and Shen Linfeng's favorability increased was too terrifying.

Nanfeng looked at Yifei and Shen Linfeng who were chatting enthusiastically, and for a moment he actually had the urge to support them as a couple.

You know, because of Yu Mo's perfunctory attitude and Ziqiao's disruption, Mr. Shen's favorability towards Yifei can be said to be negative.

As a result, in just a few minutes, both of them seemed to be about to reach the maximum level of favorability.

Nanfeng doubted that if there had not been this dinner, even if they had met in the elevator, they would have become a couple after getting out of the elevator.

If Nanfeng really waits until Teacher Xian finishes his own business before coming over, he will probably miss the opportunity.

Ziqiao covered his mouth and asked in a low voice: "What do you mean, will you help me?
"If you want to help, hurry up, otherwise it will be too late to say anything later."

Nan Feng groaned and was in a dilemma.

Just when he was still deciding whether to help, Ziqiao saw that the two had already started discussing accommodation for their skiing trip during the New Year.

He immediately gritted his teeth, slammed the table hard, and stood up.

"Hu Yi Fei!"

Yifei looked in shock at Ziqiao who was yelling at her for no reason. She didn't even have time to get angry at first. She just stared at Ziqiao with blank eyes, not knowing what he was trying to do.

Ziqiao took a deep breath and said in a trembling voice: "Actually, I've always wanted to tell you, I, I, I..."

Yifei saw him hesitating and stammering about "I" for a long time, but couldn't say anything. She immediately asked impatiently, "What do you want to do?"

"I...I want to go to the bathroom."

Ziqiao, who was in the wrong, chose to surrender after seeing Yifei's murderous look.

[No, I can’t do it anymore. ]

[Whether it's Lisa or Yifei, they are both terrifying in their own way. ]

【Teacher Zeng, Teacher Xian, I have tried my best. 】

[I am an upright person this time. Even if I fail, you must not forget my contribution! ]

After hearing Ziqiao's [request to go to the toilet], everyone present showed the expression of an old man on the subway looking at his phone.

No, you're banging the table and yelling, and the volume is so high.

In the end, I just wanted to go to the toilet!

You are so lame!
Lele and Shen Linfeng, who misunderstood that Ziqiao liked Yifei, thought that Ziqiao was going to muster up the courage to confess his feelings. But in the end, he still shit his pants.

They finally understood why Ziqiao, who was so close to the girl, could not win her heart.

When Yifei heard Ziqiao's words, she covered her face with her hands and wanted to find a crack in the ground to hide in out of embarrassment.

As Ziqiao's friend, she felt ashamed when she heard it!

What on earth were Nanfeng and Yumo thinking that they would agree to let Ziqiao have dinner with them?

She knew Ziqiao would definitely get in the way!

Ziqiao sneered when he saw this. Knowing that the situation was not good, he immediately planned to retreat and escape back to the apartment with Meijia.

He didn't dare to meet Lisa, and he didn't dare to disrupt Yifei's good deeds.

Since he can't afford to offend either of them, he might as well slip away now.

[Teacher Zeng, Teacher Xian, I’m sorry! ]

[I can't sacrifice myself just for the sake of brotherhood. ]

So he immediately pulled Meijia up and said, "Meijia, I need to go to the bathroom. Please come with me."

"Wait a minute!"

Zhao Lele was shocked when he heard this: "You asked Meijia to accompany you to the men's room?"

"Forehead……"

Ziqiao was silent for a while, then hugged Meijia into his arms: "Meijia is blind, I am worried about her being too far away from me."

Zhao Lele saw that Ziqiao hugged Meijia more than his wife, and she looked at Ziqiao as if he was a pervert: "But Ziqiao, no matter how worried you are about Meijia, you can't take her to the men's room."

Shen Linfeng also frowned and said, “Zi Qiao, you should go to the toilet by yourself and leave Mei Jia here.

"Don't worry, we will help you take care of Meijia."

"no!"

Ziqiao refused without thinking. How could he leave Meijia now?

"We have never been apart since we were little. If Meijia is too far away from me, she will not be able to bear it!"

"what?"

Mei Jia, who hadn't yet realized what was happening, stared at Zi Qiao with a look of disgust.

[I'll spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda! ]

[How can you have the nerve to say such disgusting words? ! ! ]

Meijia wanted to spit at Ziqiao in front of everyone, but when she saw Ziqiao desperately winking at her, and thought that they really couldn't separate now, she had no choice but to give it up.

So she leaned tenderly against Ziqiao's muscular chest muscles, then turned her head and stared at Zhao Lele and Shen Linfeng with empty eyes.

"Zi Qiao is right... I can't leave him."

[I want to die, I want to die, I want to die so much! ]

[How on earth could I have the nerve to say something so disgusting? ! ! ]

Meijia had a smile on her face, but in her heart she wished she could be destroyed by humanity.

Zhao Lele and Shen Linfeng watched the brother and sister snuggling together. They looked so sweet.

The two were stunned for a moment, as if struck by lightning. The strange thought that had been suppressed in their hearts before quietly emerged again.

[This, this, this, how on earth do these two look like siblings? ]

As for Nanfeng and Yifei... they were covering their faces at this moment and didn't dare to look at Ziqiao and Meijia in front of them.

It's no exaggeration to say that Ziqiao and Meijia's current performance is even sweeter and more affectionate than when they pretended to be a couple and moved into the apartment!

Obviously, our Lord Lu Bu and Little Diao Chan can only play lovers and not siblings.

Nanfeng now understood why Ziqiao couldn't pick up any girls yesterday.

With a sister like this, it's hard not to make a beautiful woman think that she is actually part of Ziqiao and Meijia's play.

Although Nanfeng and Yifei were very upset, considering that they really couldn't live without each other, they could only waved their hands and let the two go as far away as possible.

Seeing this, Ziqiao and Meijia hurriedly held hands and jogged away.

Meijia whispered, "Ziqiao, you went the wrong way. The toilet is over there."

Ziqiao lowered his voice and explained: "I'm not going to the bathroom, I'm running away!"

"Run away? Why?"

"The specific reasons are very complicated. Let's talk about it when we get back."

Meijia suddenly braked when she heard that. She blinked, squeezed her legs together and said embarrassedly: "You don't want to go to the toilet, but I really want to go to the toilet."

"shit!"

Ziqiao collapsed and cursed inwardly.

……

At this moment, Zhao Lele saw Ziqiao and Meijia disappear around the corner.

She looked at Yifei and Nanfeng cautiously, and finally asked the question she had always wanted to ask nervously.

"Zi Qiao and Mei Jia, brother and sister...are they a little too [close]?"

Lele was afraid that Yifei and Nanfeng might not understand, so she emphasized the pronunciation of the word "intimacy" and made a comma with gestures.

Shen Linfeng also looked at the two of them with curiosity, his eyes full of thirst for knowledge.

People are always curious about things they don't know.

Yifei and Nanfeng looked at each other and sighed at the same time. Judging from Ziqiao and Meijia's behavior just now, they couldn't say that the two of them had a normal brother-sister relationship even if they wanted to.

Nanfeng and Yifei waved their hands repeatedly, closed their eyes, and looked as if they couldn't bear to watch.

"My family is unlucky, my family is unlucky."

"hiss……"

Zhao Lele and Shen Linfeng shuddered in nausea.

Shen Linfeng asked, "Then you two..."

I don’t know if he was too suspicious, but before Yifei went to the bathroom, he also felt that the relationship between the two siblings was not normal.

Especially when Lele and Nanfeng were chatting enthusiastically just now, the look that Yifei gave Nanfeng... Shen Linfeng didn't know how to describe it.

"us?"

Nanfeng and Yifei looked at each other, and the same picture emerged in their minds.

If Yifei and Yumo can't be exchanged in this life...

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"Alas……"

The two of them shook off the goosebumps on their bodies in disgust at each other.

Shen Linfeng felt completely relieved when he saw this.

[Right, this is how normal siblings should be! ]

……

On the other side, Lisa and Xiaoxian in a suit also finished their dinner and chat tonight.

"Let's stop here for tonight. I will help you with what you said."

Lisa stood up with her bag, and she looked at Xiaoxian in a suit with approval: "To be honest, you really impressed me tonight.

"If you can maintain your current abilities and status, I think within five years at most, I will be begging for food under your hands."

She rarely made a joke to Xiaoxian: "I hope Director Zeng will remember our friendship and not let me, an outdated old leader, be unemployed in middle age."

“Lisa, you are joking. A leader is always a leader to me.

"Without your care, there would be no Xiaoxian today and tomorrow. I remember all of this."

Xiaoxian in the suit chuckled. He wanted to be the director, but he might not even have five days, let alone five years.

Lisa nodded, then waved her hand casually, indicating that Xiaoxian in the suit could leave.

"Okay, don't send me off.

“Seeing you suddenly look absent-minded in the back, there must be something urgent that needs to be dealt with.

"Just go do whatever you need to do, don't worry about me, I'll be back after I go to the bathroom."

When Xiaoxian in the suit heard Lisa's words, his whole body tensed up instantly, and he shouted: "No!"

Lisa was stunned when she heard this. She looked at Xiaoxian in surprise: "What's wrong?"

Xiaoxian in a suit smiled awkwardly.

If Lisa wanted to go to the ladies' room, she would have to pass by where Nanfeng and the others were, and she would definitely meet Ziqiao then.

Although she was free now and didn't need Ziqiao's help, since Ziqiao was so loyal, she couldn't just watch him get caught by Lisa and end up in a tragedy.

He thought about it, then showed a flattering smile in Zeng Xiaoxian's style.

“I mean, there are priorities.

“Lisa, I invited you to dinner, how could I just abandon my leader and do my own thing?

"Even if the boss is considerate of me, I will at least escort you out of the restaurant."

Lisa nodded. She was very satisfied that Zeng Xiaoxian had this intention.

But the problem is...

"I don't want to leave the restaurant now, I want to go to the bathroom."

Xiaoxian in a suit blurted out: "Then I'll go to the bathroom with you."

"what?"

Lisa stared at Xiaoxian in a suit strangely. She couldn't help but take a few steps back: "You are a grown man, and you want to accompany me to the women's restroom?!"

Why did she feel that Zeng Xiaoxian had become excellent and outstanding, but also more abnormal?

"No."

Xiaoxian in a suit explained: “What I mean is that I will accompany you to the ladies’ room, and then I will wait for you outside.

"I'll take you out after you come out of the bathroom, Lisa."

"Forehead……"

Lisa was speechless: "Zeng Xiaoxian, is it necessary for us to take off our pants and fart?"

"Doesn't this show that I am sincere?"

He paused, looked around, and seeing that the 26-year-old bald middle-aged boss was gone, he hurriedly lowered his voice and spoke.

"And to be honest, the toilets in this restaurant are not very clean."

Lisa was even more confused now: "How can a place like a toilet be so clean? Besides, it's useless to go there if the toilet is not clean.

"Do you want to help clean the toilet?"

"No."

Xiaoxian in the suit used the same old trick and said, "I mean the Feng Shui of the women's restroom is not very clean. We need some Yang energy outside to suppress it."

Lisa was stunned: "Even the women's restroom... needs to be feng shui-conscious?"

Xiaoxian in a suit nodded his head: "Of course, Feng Shui is important everywhere."

Lisa was silent for a long time after hearing this, and then asked with a strange look on her face.

"The feng shui of the women's restroom is bad, how did you know that?

"Have you been to the ladies' room?"

Xiaoxian in a suit quickly shook his head like a wave drum: "Of course not, I deduced this based on the Feng Shui of the entire restaurant."

He pretended to be mysterious and said, "Feng Shui culture is extensive and profound. Lisa, you don't understand."

Lisa hesitated for a while, but finally nodded and agreed: "Okay then."

She was sure that she didn't understand Feng Shui culture, but it was better to believe in it than not to believe in it.

Anyway, it’s just asking Zeng Xiaoxian to walk a few more steps with me, it’s no big deal.

The two of them set off to the women's restroom, and Lisa did not forget to remind Xiaoxian: "I don't know whether Feng Shui is useful or not, but Xiaoxian, you have to remember that this kind of thing is feudal superstition.

"You are a host and a public figure. I don't care what you do in private, but you must not spread feudal superstition in public.

“As for those people in the station, no matter how close you are to them, don’t tell them about these things, lest you give them something to hold against you.

"It's not only about your image, it can also affect your future."

Xiaoxian in the suit smiled and nodded, but he became more jealous of Zeng Xiaoxian in his heart.

[Zeng Xiaoxian, Zeng Xiaoxian, do you know how many people will never meet a leader like Lisa in their lifetime? ]

[With such a good leader, you can still be like this. 】

[You really deserve to die!!!]

When the two passed by the table of Yu Mo and Curry Sauce, Yu Mo, who was sitting in a wheelchair, hurriedly waved and greeted Xiao Xian in a suit.

She wanted to tell Teacher Xian that Ziqiao and Meijia had already gone to the girls' room and asked them not to go over there.

But Yumo obviously couldn't say such words in front of Lisa, so he could only wink at Xiaoxian in the suit.

Xiaoxian in the suit thought that Yumo was so anxious to tell him about Yifei, so he immediately raised his index finger to his lips, signaling them to be patient and that he knew what to do.

Curry saw that Xiaoxian in a suit, who was smiling, didn't listen, didn't stop, and escorted Lisa all the way to the women's restroom. She looked at Yumo anxiously: "Sister Yumo, what should we do?"

Yu Mo sighed: "What else can we do? Let's go and collect Zi Qiao's body."

At this moment, Xiaoxian in a suit was talking to Lisa on the way to the ladies' room, distracting her attention, while blocking Lisa's sight the whole time, preventing her from seeing the direction where Nanfeng and the others were.

However, it was precisely because he was concentrating on staring at Lisa and blocking Lisa's sight all the way that he did not notice that the place where Ziqiao and Meijia were originally sitting was now empty and no one was seen.

Nanfeng was desperately winking in the direction of Xiaoxian in the suit, as if he wanted to tell him that something very serious had happened in the women's restroom and that he should never take Lisa to the restroom.

Unfortunately, Xiaoxian in the suit had his back to Nanfeng the whole time, so he didn't see Nanfeng's eyes, nor did he hear his low call.

As the two slowly approached the women's restroom in the corner of the restaurant, they faintly heard the suppressed breathing of a man and a woman.

When Xiaoxian in a suit passed the corner, the two men opened their eyes wide in shock. They felt as if there was thunder rolling above their heads, which directly electrocuted them until they were burnt on the outside and tender on the inside.

I saw Ziqiao and Meijia leaning against the wall of the women's restroom, their hair disheveled and clothes in disarray, sticking close to each other, the hot air they exhaled hitting each other's faces.

At this time, Meijia's coat had fallen to the ground, and Ziqiao's big hands were on Meijia's waist, and it seemed that he wanted to take off Meijia's sweater.

"Oh my god……"

Xiaoxian in a suit was stunned.

In this situation, he didn't know whether he should say "disgusting to look at" or "indecent to society" or "add me in" or "let me do it".

As for Lisa, her pupils were dizzy and she was stunned.

After a moment, she covered her chest in shock and stepped back repeatedly. After being speechless for several times, she let out a sharp explosion that was loud enough to echo throughout the entire restaurant.

"Chen Meijia! Lu! Xiao! Bu!

“What are you doing?!!!”

At this time, Yu Mo and Curry Sauce, who were driving wheelchairs, also hurried over.

They couldn't help but widen their eyes at the situation in front of them.

"Oh my god."

Curry rubbed his eyes, rubbed them again, and then rubbed them a third time.

She really couldn't believe what was happening in front of her.

Yumo was only focused on looking at Ziqiao and Meijia, and didn't even realize he needed to control his wheelchair.

So the flying wheelchair carrying Yu Mo crashed straight into the wall at a snail's pace.

During the whole process, Yu Mo just turned his head and stared blankly at the "Chen Da Ying and the madman" in front of him, and did not notice that his knees were hitting the wall again and again.

"Not...you...we..."

Ziqiao and Meijia had sad faces. They held on to their last hope and asked, "If we say this is just a misunderstanding, will you believe it?"

"What do you say?"

Lisa was furious. She turned to look at Xiaoxian in a suit and asked coldly, "What's going on?"

Xiaoxian in a suit slapped his forehead in pain. As things had come to this, he simply laughed and said, "I told you that the Feng Shui of the women's restroom is not clean. We need some Yang energy outside to suppress it.

"They... may have misunderstood the meaning of the word [press] and turned fake pressure into real pressure."

Lisa couldn't help sneering when she heard that.

There was no moment of mourning for Ziqiao, as Nanfeng and his gang immediately rushed to the ladies' room.

Yifei was almost frightened to death when she saw this. She pinched her philtrum and stared at Ziqiao and Meijia in disbelief.

Even if you two rekindle your old love, you wouldn't be so crazy as to do that in a place like this, right? ! !

Zhao Lele and Shen Linfeng felt that their hairs stood up and goose bumps covered the ground.

[They knew there was something wrong with this brother and sister! ]

【This is real orthopedics! 】

Nanfeng let out a long sigh. He felt a severe pain in his trigeminal neuralgia.

"This is really... a misfortune for our family."

　I'm coming.

　　【The Aftermath of a Beautiful Dream】End.

　　This chapter ends here, and the following chapters will be the conclusion and transition chapters.

　　Pigeon prefers this abrupt ending style, but a sitcom can freeze here and jump directly to the next episode, but a novel cannot.

　　This chapter is a bit long and the writing is not in very good condition. It turns out that this writing method of converging multiple perspectives into a long line is still too forced for Pigeon.

　　If there are multiple perspectives, the psychological description will feel dragged out, but if it is not written, it will not fit the character logic. After all, comedy still has to be short, urgent and fast.

　　After briefly introducing our human sandbag, classmate Atai, we come to the end of this chapter.

　　The Valentine's Day in the first season is the [Love at First Sight] episode.

　　Pigeon quickly adjusted his state and tried to write something more interesting for Valentine's Day.

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