Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 578 Zeng Xiaoxian rushes out
Zeng Xiaoxian was horrified. He looked at Zhanbo in disbelief: "Are you really going to recite that pile of rubbish three times?"

Zhanbo smiled awkwardly: "Teacher Zeng, this is Teacher Xian's last wish before he left this world. We must respect his wishes."

"fart!"

Zeng Xiaoxian was furious: "He's not dead yet, so where does this bullshit last wish come from?"

Zhanbo blinked blankly: "A wish left behind can also be called a last wish."

"Teacher Zeng, just accept your fate."

Nan Feng patted Xiao Xian on the shoulder and said, “You know Teacher Xian’s character better than we do. If he wants you to listen to this piece of rubbish, you will never be able to escape.

"Instead of resisting in vain, it is better to enjoy it."

"You call this enjoyment?"

Nanfeng shrugged with a smile. Before Zeng Xiaoxian could express his protest, Zhanbo started reading the garbage in the manuscript.

Listening to the saturated trash talk attacks without repetition, Xiaoxian now wished he had been unconscious for a whole year.

They are all imaginary partners. Look at Mario, look at Xiaoze and Mufeng, look at Zhang Wei’s imaginary parents and Xiao Nanfeng, which one of these imaginary partners is not full of love for their original bodies.

The only thing he wanted to do was to curse his imaginary partner to death.

If he is really that good at cursing, why doesn't he travel back to the Three Kingdoms period?
By then, not to mention Wang Lang, even Zhuge Liang would be scolded to death by him!

……

Half an hour later, Zhan Bo, who had finished speaking trash talk three times at a very fast speed, let out a long breath.

He said cheerfully: "Hey, after scolding Teacher Zeng, I feel refreshed and energetic."

Wan Yu's eyes lit up: "Really? I want to come too, I want to come too!"

Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes when he heard this. He couldn't help but slam the table and shouted, "Why are you scolding me? I don't care about my face!

"Also, half an hour has passed, could you please get down to business first?"

"Ok."

Wan Yu shrank back in frustration.

Zhan Bo continued to read: "Zeng Xiaoxian, how does it feel to be scolded by yourself?
"No matter what you think, I feel pretty good about it. (ps: Zhanbo, please laugh three times to show my joy.)"

When Zhanbo read this, he quickly looked up to the sky and laughed: “Hahahaha, hahahaha, hahahaha…”

Zeng Xiaoxian: (⊙﹏⊙)……

After laughing, Zhanbo continued to read the letter: "First of all, I want to tell you one thing: in the past few days since I came to the real world, except for the money you saved as an investment fund at the beginning, all the subsequent expenses, whether it is food, clothing, housing, transportation or other expenses, are all earned by myself.

“I have already returned your initial capital intact, and the extra money is considered as the interest on the money I borrowed.

"So I don't owe you anything from beginning to end, understand?"

"cut."

Xiaoxian was speechless: "I told you he is sick, but he wants to settle the score with me so clearly."

“Since I don’t owe you anything, I will now pursue what you owe me.

"I have to say, Zeng Xiaoxian, you are gifted for making our lives so messed up."

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes widened when he heard this. He said unconvincedly, "No, why did I make such a mess of my life?"

Yu Mo comforted him softly, "Teacher Zeng, don't get excited. Teacher Xian is just exaggerating. It's a rhetorical device."

Zhanbo continued, "Don't make excuses for yourself. I'm embarrassed to talk about all the stupid things you did in front of everyone.

“You’ve worked at the radio station for so many years, but you don’t even know a human resources colleague.

"The worst thing is that you don't know others, but everyone seems to know you. Every time I introduce myself to others on stage, they always say to me: Oh, so you are the one who broke the record and ranked last.

"Do you know how embarrassed I was at that time? I wanted to find a hole in the ground to crawl into right there and then."

Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned when he heard this: "Human Resources Department? Do we have such a department in our station?"

"Oh my god."

Yifei rolled her eyes after hearing what Zeng Xiaoxian said: "Even the Human Resources Department doesn't know about it. You deserve to be a crappy host after being in the radio station for so long."

"In order to change our lives, I wrote a life plan and a guide to happiness in the document on my phone. There are also a lot of scattered reminders and notes in the memo. Remember to read it when you have time."

Xiaoxian took out his cell phone after hearing what Zhanbo said. He opened the document and screamed in surprise, "There is really a file in the phone...

"Damn! This docx document is dozens of MB in size. The amount of content is almost as much as a novel!

"What on earth did he write?!!!"

Wan Yu leaned over curiously and took a look at the contents of the document: "Health, Money Making, Promotion, Socializing, Love, Marriage, Parenting, Seeking Pictures and Resources, Healthy Living, Yin and Yang Harmony, Sexual Techniques..."

Nan Feng and Zhang Wei's eyes lit up when they heard this: "Wow, what a great thing."

As they talked, they stretched their necks at the same time and glanced at Xiaoxian's phone.

"Go! Go! Go!"

Xiaoxian protected his phone and waved to drive away Nanfeng and Zhang Wei: "Children, don't read these messed up things. I will delete them later."

Nanfeng and Zhang Wei didn't believe Zeng Xiaoxian's lies. Zhang Wei even said directly: "Don't delete it later. Delete it now."

"…That's not urgent. Let me criticize it first."

"cut."

Everyone said with disdain.

Xiaoxian didn't care about everyone's contempt for him. He squinted his eyes and glanced at the specific content on the phone. As he looked at it, Xiaoxian's eyebrows raised.

To be honest, the plans and strategies that Xiaoxian left for himself were indeed very useful. Xiaoxian also believed that if he could really do things according to his plan, then his life would be completely different in ten years.

But the problem is, the furthest distance in this world is from [knowing] to [persisting in doing].

This is just like when we were studying as children. Everyone knows that what they need to do now is to study hard and make progress every day, but there are very few people who can persist in doing so.

Of course, those requests for pictures, resources, and sex techniques should still be quite useful.

At this time, Zhanbo continued to read: "In fact, I know that even if I leave you these plans and strategies, you basically can't do it.

“I originally wanted to ask Yifei to help you enforce it, but then I thought about it, Zeng Xiaoxian’s life is my life, and it’s also your life.

“You don’t need someone to chase you in your life and force you to go down a seemingly correct path.

"If you are destined to be a pool of mud that cannot be used to paste on the wall, even if I use you to patch up the sky, sooner or later you will fall from the sky and return to where you should be.

"So you should take these things out and read them every night before going to bed, just as a way to accumulate material for your dreams."

Zhanbo suddenly changed the subject: "But I do have a fool-proof guide to a happy life. I believe even the dumbest person can do it. Do you want it?

"If you want, I'll cover everyone's breakfast for a month. This is my last gift for everyone. (ps: Zhanbo, please be the notary. If he doesn't agree, don't turn to the next page.)"

"What the hell?"

Zeng Xiaoxian exclaimed, "He asked me to pay for breakfast, and then all the favors are his?

“That’s ridiculous!”

"I think this is great." Seeing that there was a month of free breakfast, Zhang Wei said with a smile: "This is Teacher Xian's good intention. Teacher Zeng, just think of it as benefiting the public."

"What does it have to do with you if I treat everyone to a free breakfast?" Xiaoxian rolled his eyes at Zhang Wei in annoyance. "Anyway, you always come here to eat breakfast when you're not at work. It's none of your business who pays for the breakfast, right?"

"what?"

Zhang Wei suddenly realized: "Yes."

Yu Mo asked with a smile: "Teacher Zeng, this is a fool-proof strategy to a happy life, don't you want it?"

Xiaoxian hesitated when he heard this: "...Is there really such a cheating, fool-proof strategy?"

Nan Feng urged, "Just give it a try, you won't suffer any loss anyway.

"Teacher Xian has helped you earn a lot of money these days. It should be enough to cover your breakfast money for a month."

After hearing what Nanfeng said, Xiaoxian completely put aside his worries.

His eyes widened with excitement, and he urged Zhanbo, "I promised you about breakfast, Zhanbo, hurry up and tell me."

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"Oh."

Zhanbo lowered his head and turned a new page: "No way! No way! Zeng Xiaoxian, you didn't really believe the fool-proof strategy I told you!
"Don't you think about it? If there really is such a fool-proof strategy, why would I go to so much trouble to write so many strategies for you?
"Ah, my, I'm afraid only a fool like you would believe that someone can lead a happy life effortlessly, right?"

Zeng Xiaoxian, who had been fooled, turned completely black in the face. He took a deep breath, stood up in front of everyone's surprised gazes, and walked towards the door.

Seeing this, everyone hurriedly stopped him and said, "Teacher Zeng, you won't be so easily broken by your own spray?"

"I didn't, I just wanted to go find Xiao Hei."

"Looking for Xiao Hei...what for?"

Everyone looked at each other, obviously they couldn't understand why Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly wanted to find Xiaohei.

Xiao Xian gnashed his teeth and said, "I want to find Xiao Hei to let me re-enter the dream world. I want to die together with that guy!!!"

Everyone was at a loss whether to laugh or cry when they heard this.

Teacher Zeng has achieved this much by fighting against himself.

Just when Zeng Xiaoxian was getting frustrated and was determined to go find Xiao Hei, Zhan Bo had already turned over a new leaf.

"Of course, I think the stupidest thing about you is that you have already found happiness, but you are still thinking about a fool's guide to happiness.

"Tell me, who else can I scold if I don't scold you?"

Xiaoxian was stunned when he heard this.

"Think about it, you already have a job that you love very much, a salary that is not low in Shanghai, a bright future, and a group of friends around you who are like family.

"Isn't what you have now enough to make you feel happy?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was struck by lightning. He couldn't believe that such words could be written by Xiaoxian in a suit.

Didn't he just dislike me and say that I had made a mess of both of their lives?

"Hehe, I know what you're thinking.

"I admit that I was never satisfied with your current life. I always felt that we could stand higher, become stronger, and live a better life.

"I hate you for being such a weakling, such a useless nicety, and I hate you for being content to live in such a small apartment.

“But after I experienced everything in the dream world and came to the reality to experience your life, I found that no matter how smart and outstanding I am, many things will not develop according to my ideas.

"...After all, even if you beat me to death, I would never have thought that Ziqiao would take off Meijia's clothes next to the women's restroom."

"what?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned. He looked at everyone in surprise: "Zi Qiao and Mei Jia..."

Yifei waved her hand and said, "This is a big mistake. I'll explain it to you later. Let Zhanbo finish his words first."

Zhanbo continued, "Now I suddenly understand a truth: people should not seek happiness only when they feel unhappy, but should make their happy selves work hard to become happier.

“The former are never satisfied, while the latter are contented.

"Zeng Xiaoxian, there has never been any fool-proof guide to happiness in this world.

"If I have to say there is one, it should be..."

Zhanbo turned to the last page of the letter. He paused and did not continue reading. Instead, he handed it to Xiaoxian.

Xiaoxian took the letter and saw only four big words written on the last piece of paper.

“Live a good life.”

Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head, not knowing whether to laugh or cry: "This guy, does he think I don't know? We are one."

"By the way, Mr. Zeng."

Zhanbo continued, "Teacher Xian told me that he also prepared a gift for you. It should have arrived when you wake up. I asked you to open the station's official website and check the announcements."

Zeng Xiaoxian was confused when he heard this: "How come the gift he gave me is on the official website?"

He logged into the station's official website with a look of suspicion on his face and casually clicked on the latest notification of the day.

"Announcement: According to the notice of... and the standards of..., after research by the station, the promotion, change and employment of our station in 2015 are now publicized as follows..."

As Zeng Xiaoxian was watching, he suddenly shuddered and his phone fell to the ground.

"I became the deputy director of the channel? I was promoted to management?!!"

"what?"

Upon hearing this, everyone hurriedly picked up Xiaoxian's phone and gathered together to watch.

They knew that Teacher Xian was always striving to improve himself, but wasn't his pace of progress a little too fast?

Zeng Xiaoxian was so excited that he was a little incoherent: "It's January 2nd now, right? He really has only been in the real world for less than half a month, right?"

"Yeah." Everyone nodded.

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was familiar with the process, felt his scalp tingling: "In less than half a month, he has been promoted to deputy director of the channel, and it has entered the public announcement period?
"So doesn't that mean he has already figured everything out within a few days of arriving in reality?!"

He murmured in disbelief: "If we give him a little more time, then wouldn't it be..."

Xiaoxian took a deep breath, and then ran out the door in the astonished eyes of everyone.

"Hei Xiao! Hei Xiao!

“Help me, don’t let us switch back so early!

“I want to be the director!

"No! I want to be the station manager!
"Wait until I'm promoted to station manager and then change me back!!!"

Everyone looked at each other and couldn't help laughing.

　I'm coming

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