Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 591: Emperor Zeng and Prime Minister Chu

Early in the morning on the 3601th, Yifei took Yumo to the kitchen of .

"Yumo, given your poor cooking skills, since there are still two days before Valentine's Day, I will introduce you to the ingredients for making homemade chocolate.

"We will get familiar with the process and try it a few times so that we can make the most perfect, delicious and affectionate homemade chocolate hearts on Valentine's Day!"

Yumo's face instantly fell when she heard Yifei's words. This familiar sentence reminded her of the interactive drama that had gone terribly wrong and flopped silently not long ago.

But I’m just making a chocolate, so I shouldn’t repeat the tragic situation in the interactive drama...right?

Yifei didn't know what Yumo was thinking at the moment. She pointed to the plates on the stove and said, "These are filled with cocoa beans, almonds, creamer, and jam..."

"and many more!"

Yumo quickly stopped her: "Yifei, you are talking too fast. I can't even tell which are the cocoa beans, almonds, and creamer?"

"...Ah?" Yifei looked down at the plate on the stove in surprise.

Dark brown cocoa beans, melon seed-shaped almonds, and pure white creamer... Can't Yumo recognize such obvious things?

"OK."

Yifei held her forehead with her hand helplessly. She suddenly felt that it would be a long and arduous journey to teach Yumo how to make homemade chocolate.

"It seems my idiot-style tutorial needs to be even idiotic."

Yu Mo smiled awkwardly when he heard this.

She ate a lot of chocolate when she was fat, but she had never seen cocoa beans. To be more precise, she had never been in the kitchen, so how could she know what was what.

Just as Yumo continued to feel embarrassed, Zeng Xiaoxian walked in carrying his briefcase.

He asked curiously, "Hey, what smells so good?"

“Can’t you see that?”

Yifei laughed and joked: "I'm making explosives. When I'm done, I'll blow you to death!"

Upon hearing this, Xiaoxian decisively took out a small fire extinguisher from his briefcase and held it in front of himself as if it were a golden medal of immunity from death.

"Hey, it seems that I am still better."

Xiaoxian proudly showed off the fire extinguisher in his hand: "This is the latest carbon dioxide fire extinguisher, it can put out fire within three seconds, it can hurt people from a distance and protect yourself from close range.

"Whether you place it at home or carry it with you when traveling, it's a good idea to be prepared."

Yifei glanced at the fire extinguisher in Zeng Xiaoxian's hand, and now she laughed even more happily: "Oh, you are really afraid of death, and you actually carry a fire extinguisher with you."

"What? This is for promotion and sales."

Xiaoxian sat at the dining table and complained, "This is a task assigned by the Street Office. As the vice chairman of the apartment residents' committee under the Street Office, of course I have to lead by example."

Yifei sneered. She didn't believe that Zeng Xiaoxian had nothing to do after eating and was helping to sell fire extinguishers on the fifth day of the New Year.

“Lead by example?
"Why don't you light yourself on fire first? I'll see if I can save you within three seconds."

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled frivolously: "I am doing this for everyone's personal safety.

"How about you guys buy a bottle and keep it in the suite?

"If there's another tragedy of a table burning, you won't have to go back and forth between the two suites to get water to put out the fire like you did last time."

Yu Mo adjusted her glasses and smiled slyly, "If someone is being nice to you for no reason, he is either a traitor or a thief.

"Teacher Zeng, you are a little too enthusiastic about just promoting fire extinguishers.

"Tell me the truth, what's going on?"

"No way."

Zeng Xiaoxian said with a lack of confidence: "I, can't I just contribute to the fire safety of the apartment?"

Yifei and Yumo smiled at each other when they heard this, and then they started to discuss how to make homemade chocolate.

"Yumo, let me tell you, you need to grind the cocoa beans into powder first, like using a meat grinder..."

"Oh." Yu Mo nodded, "Use a meat grinder... why not a juicer?"

"Forehead……"

Yifei was a little embarrassed: "The juicer in our suite was broken when I used it to grind meat last time, so I bought a meat grinder."

"Oh..." Yumo understood.

"Hey, hey, hey, can you guys pay attention to me?

"Also, you guys are really the ones who dare to say what you want to say. Who uses a meat grinder to grind cocoa beans?"

Yumo turned his head and looked at Zeng Xiaoxian: "What should I use?"

"Of course you use a soymilk maker and a wall-breaking machine to beat the beans. What else can you use? Chop them with a knife?"

"Oh."

Yumo nodded repeatedly, and when she saw Yifei nodding thoughtfully, her heart sank at that moment.

[It seems that Yifei looks a little bit unreliable? 】

[Bah! She is so unreliable! ]

Yu Mo immediately smiled sweetly at Zeng Xiaoxian: "Teacher Zeng, what should we do after grinding the cocoa beans?" "After grinding the cocoa beans, of course..."

Zeng Xiaoxian paused, and suddenly realized: "Why am I telling you this? The focus now is the fire extinguisher!"

He hooked his finger, motioned Yifei and Yumo to sit down, and then told them the truth.

“It’s like this, the chairman of the residents’ committee emigrated, and now the position of the top leader is vacant, so I competed with the other two vice chairmen for the position.

"The street leaders asked us to mobilize every household to buy fire extinguishers. Whoever has the best sales performance will be the next chairman!"

[In his inner world, Zeng Xiaoxian said proudly while holding up his own photo.]

[The Resident Committee Chairperson enjoys a free parking space and can hang his or her photo in the apartment lobby! ]

[For such a good thing, I, Zeng Xiaoxian, will definitely take the lead. ]

[Hahahaha, hahahaha…]

"Vice-chairman competition?"

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As a member of the residents' committee, Yifei easily sentenced Zeng Xiaoxian to death: "Among the four vice-chairmen, in terms of ability, achievements, brains, popularity, and prestige...

"Oh, and the most important thing is to attract sponsors and apartment advertising space. The three of you combined are not enough to give Nanfeng a leg up. How can you compare?"

"But Nanfeng gave up."

Zeng Xiaoxian laughed, as if he would be sure of victory as long as Nanfeng gave up voluntarily.

“Nanfeng said that in terms of ability, we are on par with each other, but in terms of seniority, he can’t even flatter me.

"Not to mention that I am a public figure and my popularity is quite high.

"It is only right and reasonable for me to be the chairman."

He crossed his legs and said proudly: "Nanfeng told me to compete for the position of chairman without worry. He is willing to be my prime minister and assist me, serving me at all times and risking my life.

"Dedicate yourself to the end of your life and die!"

Xiaoxian straightened his back proudly, pointed at himself with his thumb, and almost raised his head to look at people with his nose: "Now you know who Nanfeng admires the most, right?

"Yes, it's me!"

Yifei and Yumo looked at each other, disbelief written all over their faces.

How could Nanfeng say such a flattering thing?
Also, you, Zeng Xiaoxian, haven’t even won the competition for the chairmanship of such a small residents’ committee, but you think you are the emperor?

How shameless!
[In his inner world, Nanfeng had a stern face and made a big cross with his hand. ]

[I hereby officially refute the rumor: Teacher Zeng is talking nonsense! ]

[What he just said about serving you at your side and risking your life for you is definitely not what I said. It was all just his imagination.]

[…But it was indeed me who encouraged him to compete for the chairmanship and said I would become the prime minister to assist him.]

[Nan Feng shrugged, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, revealing an evil villain smile.]

[I have said before that the chairman of the residents' committee is a big mascot and an oversized punching bag.

[He has to withstand the pressure from the landlord and the street office, and shoulder the will and interests of the residents' committee and all the residents of the apartment.]

[Only a fool would happily want to take a position where you are bullied by both sides and are not accepted by everyone. ]

[However, since Mr. Zeng became the deputy director of the channel, he has become more and more obsessed with power.]

[I couldn't persuade him, so I could only let him compete for the job.]

[Anyway, with his ability, he probably can't compete with the other two vice chairmen unless someone helps him.]

[But I am different. I have popularity, prestige, ability, and irreplaceability. No matter which of the three of them becomes the chairman, they will most likely value my opinions.]

[Anyway, whoever wants to sit in the position of the emperor (chairman) can sit there, I will just be an honest prime minister, isn't that happy? ]

[Nanfeng said this, then he put his hands on his hips and laughed loudly towards the sky.]

[Hahahaha, hahahaha…]

[Suddenly Nan Feng's laughter stopped, he frowned, and muttered to himself in confusion.]

[Son of Heaven, Prime Minister...why do I feel a little uneasy? ]

[Just as Nan Feng was thinking carefully about what was wrong, he heard the sound of soldiers mutinying nearby.]

[He subconsciously shouted: Where is my son Fengxian? ]

[The next moment, Ziqiao was seen wearing a three-pronged purple gold crown, a Xichuan red cotton flower robe, a beast-faced head-swallowing chain armor, a delicate lion-barbarian belt around his waist, holding a Fangtian painted halberd, and riding a Hissing Wind Red Rabbit... brand shared bicycle.]

[No way, demons don't allow people to raise horses. ]

[Zi Qiao was seen riding a bicycle with one hand, pedaling the bicycle wheel hard towards the south wind.]

【Lu Xiaobu is here! 】

[Chu thief, give me your life! ]

　I'm coming

　　
　
(End of this chapter)