Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 623: Don’t do bad things, don’t be afraid of ghosts asking questions
"turn……"

Yumo was immediately frightened by Nanfeng's words. She covered her mouth and jumped up from Nanfeng's thigh.

She lowered her voice and asked hurriedly, "Climbing over the balcony? Why would Guan Gu climb over the balcony in the middle of the night when he has a door open?!"

"how could I know."

Nan Feng also replied in a low voice: "Do you think I still have the mind to eavesdrop on Guan Gu's words in that situation just now?"

"Forget it, don't worry about that for now."

Yu Mo stood in the living room and looked around blankly: "Then where should I hide?"

Nan Feng waved his hands nervously and said quickly, "Whatever, bedroom, guest room, dubbing room, instrument room, as long as you don't hide in the toilet."

Yu Mo said anxiously: "But the living room is too dark, I can't find the way."

Seeing Guan Gu's furtive shadow reflected on the balcony curtain, she gritted her teeth and simply squatted behind the sofa.

"Help cover me."

Nan Feng's eyes almost popped out when he saw this: "How can you hide behind the sofa!"

Before he could say anything more, he saw Guan Gu's hand reaching into the curtain to grope for the switch on the wall to turn on the light in the living room. Nanfeng had no choice but to go forward in the dark.

"Sekiya!"

Guan Gu, who had climbed over the balcony and came to room 3603, had just touched the switch to turn on the light when he heard a sudden shout through the curtain.

Guan Gu, who was afraid of the dark and ghosts, was already frightened, and when Nanfeng shouted like that, he was so scared that he immediately stepped back while shouting.

"Oh Gasang! Save me!!!"

Nanfeng opened the curtain and looked at Guan Gu, who was huddled in the corner of the balcony with his head in his hands and shivering.

Great, this is the fourth one already.

My suite is not a haunted house, so where did the idea that "if the lights are not turned on at night, someone will be scared" come from?

Guan Gu, who was afraid of ghosts, was so frightened by himself that he buried his head deeply in his knees and didn't even dare to raise his head.

He was afraid that if he looked up, he would see a Japanese female ghost with disheveled hair, a woman with a slit holding a utility knife, a vixen with a fox tail, a headless Japanese samurai holding his head, or... Hu Yifei in red with a halo on her head.

Let's be honest, if Yifei really became a ghost, all the horror legends and supernatural stories in Japan combined would not be as scary as her.

Guan Gu's voice trembled, and he cried out without thinking, "Great Immortal, Great God, I don't want to live in this suite.

"Please, if you have a grievance, seek revenge. Go find whoever you should seek revenge for. Don't hurt me!"

Nan Feng, who was about to explain to Guan Gu, paused when he heard this and raised his eyebrows jokingly.

What does "I don't live in this suite" mean?
What does "go find whoever you should find" mean?
From what this guy said, it seems that he wants the ghost to come after him?
He crossed his arms, narrowed his eyes, and looked down at Guan Gu with a bright smile.

【Oh……】

[Guan Gu, ah Guan Gu, not only did you ruin my good fortune, but now you are actually trying to harm me? ! ! ]

【You are really my good brother! 】

Nanfeng squatted down with a smile, gently touched Guan Gu's head, and whispered in a vague and strange voice that could not be distinguished between male and female.

"Guan~gu~shen~qi~~~"

"Oh Gasang! Save~me!!!"

When Guan Gu heard this classic oriental supernatural voice, he was immediately scared out of his wits. In great panic, he had lost the ability to think independently and did not even doubt why this ghost knew his name.

He cried out completely on instinct: "Please, please let me go.

"I am a good person, a very good person!

"I, I, I have never done anything bad in my life!"

Guan Gu's crying made Yu Mo, who was hiding behind the sofa, stick her head out. She listened curiously, not even realizing that now was her best chance to hide or escape.

Even though there was a curtain between us and I couldn't see the two people outside the balcony clearly, I could hear Guan Gu, a 1.80-meter-tall man, being frightened like this, so it seemed that my trip tonight was not in vain.

"Really~?"

Nanfeng smiled mischievously, and his touch on Guan Gu's head became more and more gentle. However, every gentle touch made Guan Gu shudder all over as if he was electrocuted.

It must be said that Guan Gu’s head feels the second best among the boys in the apartment.

As for the best one, it is of course Zeng Xiaoxian, who has obsessive-compulsive disorder, silky and flowing hair, and a particularly big head.

That's a really great head.

Nan Feng looked at Guan Gu and continued to laugh strangely, "You haven't done anything bad, but you have done something that made you feel guilty.

"Tell me what bad things you have done since moving into this apartment, and I will think carefully about whether or not to let you go."

Nan Feng grinned and said, "Also, I like children who tell lies the most.

"Their meat is so tender."

"I said! I said!"

Guan Gu was so frightened that he cried loudly, "I, after I moved into the Love Apartment, Ziqiao always borrowed money from me and didn't pay it back. One time, I was so angry... that I spit on his toothbrush."

(○д)? ! !
Upon hearing this, Nanfeng and Yumo both gave Guan Gu an expression like an old man looking at his phone on the subway.

Spitting on someone's toothbrush? ! !

I didn't expect you to be such a Guan Gu!

Guan Gu continued tremblingly, "One night I was so hungry that I ate the small cake in the refrigerator. It turned out that the cake was something Meijia had bought for herself after craving it for a long time, and it was very expensive.

"I originally wanted to say that I ate it, but when I saw Meijia was so angry that she started sharpening her knife, I didn't dare to say anything." But when Meijia saw that neither Curry Sauce nor I reacted, she immediately concluded that Ziqiao had eaten it secretly.

"Then... Ziqiao could only eat vegetable salad for the entire week, mixed with mustard."

Nanfeng and Yumo sighed silently.

They finally understood that no matter what bad things Guan Gu did, whether directly or indirectly, it seemed that Ziqiao was the one who suffered.

“Also, before Youyou moved into the apartment, there was a very beautiful single female tenant on the eighth floor named An’an. I had a good impression of her at that time.

"As a result, she came to ask me if Nanfeng had someone she liked. At that time, Nanfeng kept saying that she was single, so I said, just said..."

Nan Feng narrowed his eyes slightly, with a dangerous arc at the corner of his mouth. He asked sinisterly: "So what did you say?"

"So I said Nanfeng was gay and that he liked Teacher Zeng."

"Fuck me!"

Nanfeng cursed out loud in disbelief.

He was saying how come An An suddenly and inexplicably told him to stick to being herself, and it all turned out to be because of you, Guan Gu Shenqi’s frame-up!

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Nan Feng asked with disdain: "Why is it Teacher Zeng?"

"Because Mr. Zeng looks the most feminine."

"……what?"

Guan Gu answered tremblingly, and suddenly realized something was wrong.

The curse words and question just now didn't sound like the voice of a ghost. It sounded more like...

He slowly raised his head, and only breathed a sigh of relief after seeing Nanfeng clearly in front of him, and then he sat down on the ground.

Guan Gu, still frightened, wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and breathed heavily.

After a long while, Guan Gu, who had recovered from his shock, widened his eyes and growled at Nanfeng in anger.

"Nanfeng! You actually pretended to be a ghost to scare me!"

"Guan Gu, please don't spit blood at me."

Nan Feng narrowed his eyes and smiled brightly: "I never said from the beginning to the end that I was a ghost, it was you who was shouting a bunch of nonsense like "Great Immortal" and "Great God" over there.

"I was just casually asking you if you had done anything wrong. I didn't expect you to be so cooperative."

He patted Guan Gu on the shoulder and praised him exaggeratedly: "Guan Gu, Guan Gu, you really answer every question."

"Nonsense, you're just pretending to be a ghost to scare me!"

Upon hearing this, Guan Gu was immediately unconvinced and said, “You just said that the liar’s flesh is tender.”

"That's right."

Nan Feng spread his hands and said with a smile: "What I just said is that children who lie have the most tender flesh. The point is not the lying, but the children.

"Children are young and their flesh is tender when pinched. Isn't that normal?"

Then, he stared at Guan Gu with a perverted look in his eyes: "Tsk tsk tsk, so Guan Gu, what do you think I mean by tender meat?"

"you!"

Guan Gu hesitated for a long time and didn't know how to respond to Nanfeng.

After all, with Guan Gu's level of Chinese, it is obviously impossible for him to engage in sophistry with Nanfeng.

He could only mutter depressedly: "What did I do to provoke you that you have to scare me like this."

Nanfeng did not answer the question immediately. He just narrowed his eyes and smiled even more brightly.

[What did I do to offend you? That's a really good question.]

[Guan Gu, do you know that even if you come and bang on the door late at night, I will still be at second base! ]

[As a result, you actually went against common sense and climbed over the balcony! ]

[After being interrupted by you, who knows when the next opportunity will come when the right time, place, and atmosphere will be right! ]

[What on earth did I do to provoke you that you have to treat me like this! ]

When Nanfeng thought of this, he really smiled, and in his heart he wanted to kick Guan Gu off the balcony.

He climbed over the balcony and disturbed my good deeds. I can understand that Guan Gu didn't know the inside story. He thought he had met a ghost and sold himself out immediately. I can also understand that he was too scared and didn't think that what he said was ambiguous.

But this bastard Guan Gu actually said he was gay for the sake of a beautiful woman!

Nanfeng looked at Guan Gu and felt that the revenge memo [You offended Nanfeng and you still want to escape] that he hadn't used for a long time would come in handy again.

"Mr. Guan Gu Shenqi, please make it clear. I didn't run into your bedroom to pretend to be a ghost to scare you. It was you who inexplicably climbed onto my balcony in the middle of the night and scared you."

He snorted, "You should be thankful that this is China. If it were when I was studying at the Curtis Institute of Music, I would have been able to empty the magazine directly if someone like you sneaked in."

Guan Gu asked subconsciously: "Which magazine should be emptied?"

"hiss……"

　I'm coming

　　In fact, pigeons particularly like this kind of plot where the readers reveal each other's secrets or reveal their own dark history. It's not because they are so interesting, but because telling a story that did not happen in the main text in just a few simple sentences makes pigeons feel that the world in the book has become vivid and lively.

　　It’s as if their life in the past year and a half is not just these short two million words, but they are really living every minute and feeling happiness every moment.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)