Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.
Chapter 667
Chapter 667
In the morning in the Maldives, layers of white clouds roll in the blue sky with the breeze, and the bright sunlight pierces the gap between the clouds and the sky, splashing the whole world into a brilliant appearance.
The dazzling and eye-catching skylight poured onto the sea like a tide, the south wind blew past, and the beautiful sea like a sapphire rippled with wave after wave of golden ripples.
On the snow-white beach, Ziqiao, with a killer-matte hair color, was lying leisurely on a sun lounger wearing sunglasses. He had a long straw in his mouth and was nonchalantly sipping the cocktail on the table.
"Ah~~~"
Ziqiao let out a satisfied moan. The scene before him moved even a pervert like him who only liked beautiful women.
He decided that from now on he would turn over a new leaf and become a new man.
I will never, ever, ever again... evade the subway fare again!
Ziqiao stretched and couldn't help singing.
"I smile complacently, and smile complacently again, watching the world of mortals never grow old."
"I smile complacently, and smile complacently again, hoping to live a happy and carefree life."
"I smile complacently, and smile complacently again, and enjoy the wine and songs today."
"I smiled complacently, and then I smiled complacently..."
"Hey, hey, hey, stop it. Who can sing a long tune like you?"
Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly appeared from nowhere. While taking selfies crazily on his phone, he asked Ziqiao, "Ziqiao, how should I take photos so that it doesn't look deliberate and people can tell at a glance that I am resting on the Seven Star Resort Island of Lin's International Bank?"
Ziqiao smiled and couldn't help but complain: "Teacher Zeng, I think it doesn't matter where you take the photo, and it doesn't matter what you take. No one will read your Moments anyway."
Xiaoxian was stunned when he heard this: "Why?"
Zi Qiao shrugged and said with a sly smile, "Because anyone who knows you won't look at photos of you pouting, acting cute, or making a scissors gesture, OK?"
"But, but this is the invincible selfie technique I learned from Mika."
Ziqiao rolled his eyes at Xiaoxian and said, "Come on, Meijia... although I don't think she's cute, she's always been on the cute and adorable girl and silly beauty route, so it's fine for her to pout, act cute, and make a scissors hand gesture.
"you……"
He looked at Xiaoxian carefully: "Teacher Zeng, even if you open your eyes wide, they are not as big as Meijia's dimple. Isn't this a bit too greasy?"
"That makes sense..."
Xiaoxian thought about it and nodded, "Actually, I also feel that pouting and acting cute doesn't quite fit in with my brother Xian's iron-blooded, true manly temperament, but I only have one hand to take a selfie with my phone, so it's really hard to pose.
"Hey, Ziqiao, why don't you take the photo for me?"
Xiaoxian said this without waiting for Ziqiao's consent, and directly stuffed the phone into his hand, and kept backing away.
"Actually, I have come up with a really cool move, but no one has helped me take the photo. What do you think of my move?"
As he spoke, his expression became serious, and he placed his right index finger lightly on the right side of his nose, forcing himself to appear taciturn and stern.
"Um, I think... it's pretty good."
Ziqiao, who was watching the fun, commanded: "Teacher Zeng, it would be better if you put your other hand on your face."
"Yes, yes, yes, left, left, Xiang Zuo!"
Zeng Xiaoxian quickly followed Ziqiao's instructions and changed his posture to the left. He asked with a little confusion: "What's the difference between left and right?"
"Teacher Zeng, you don't understand. Turning right is just a movement, and turning left is a pattern."
Zi Qiao raised his phone in a pretentious manner: "Come on, come on, listen to my instructions from now on."
"Look left, right, and forward."
Zeng Xiaoxian, whose body was not very coordinated, followed Ziqiao's orders and moved his body clumsily and slowly.
Zi Qiao suppressed his laughter and praised: "Yes, very good, that's it!"
"Take a more serious look, a more stern look, and imagine yourself as a cold-blooded martial arts superstar."
"very good……"
Zi Qiao urged at an alarming speed: "Now! Slap yourself!"
"quick!!!"
Upon hearing this, Xiaoxian subconsciously reached out and waved his hand towards his face.
Seeing that the slap was about to hit him hard in the face, Xiaoxian suddenly reacted and stopped the action abruptly.
Zi Qiao shouted regretfully, "Go ahead and hit him! Go ahead and hit him!"
"Teacher Zeng, do you know that if you had hit me just now, I guarantee that once this video is posted, it will become a hot search on Weibo within 24 hours!"
"video?"
Zeng Xiaoxian was silent for a moment after hearing this. He looked up at Ziqiao and growled through gritted teeth, "Lü~Zi~Qiao...you're playing tricks on me again!"
Xiaoxian suddenly jumped up as he spoke and swooped down towards Ziqiao like a crow riding a plane.
Although Ziqiao, who was sitting on the recliner, had anticipated this, if he wanted to leave, he had to get up from the recliner and then run away. These two actions were obviously not as smooth as Zeng Xiaoxian's [Crow Riding a Plane].
You can underestimate Zeng Xiaoxian's endurance, but his explosive power is still at the average level of a normal man...
It's just that my legs are a little short, so I'm a little slower.
After being thrown off the recliner onto the beach by Zeng Xiaoxian's "Crow Riding an Airplane", Ziqiao begged for mercy: "I was wrong! Teacher Zeng, I was wrong! I know I was wrong!"
Zeng Xiaoxian, furious, sat on Ziqiao's thighs and said word by word: "You don't know you are wrong, you just know you are going to die!"
"Teacher Zeng, please don't go too far!"
Seeing that his plea for mercy was in vain, Ziqiao immediately gave a "kind" reminder: "Don't forget how poor your endurance is. If you continue to make trouble, you will be the only one who suffers!"
"Thank you for reminding me. In this case, I have to deal with you immediately!"
Xiaoxian suddenly felt that time was running out, and he immediately seized the opportunity to take his inhumane revenge on Ziqiao.
So the two of them started fighting and tearing each other on the beach.
……
"You...what are you doing?"
Meijia frowned and walked over to Xiaoxian and Ziqiao. From her perspective, the two grown men were tearing each other's clothes on the beach. Xiaoxian sat on Ziqiao's thighs and "persecuted" him inhumanely. As for why it was called persecution...
Of course it was because Ziqiao and Zhanbo had gotten themselves covered in red paint and hadn’t washed it off, so during the struggle between the two, half of Ziqiao’s butt was exposed.
Yes, it was a really red buttock, and the marks of red paint were as eye-catching and glaring as irregular stains of dried blood.
Anyway, when Meijia saw it for the first time, she was shocked and thought that Teacher Zeng finally lost his beastly nature and killed Ziqiao...
That’s not right. Why would Teacher Zeng, who was so beastly, look for Ziqiao?
Oh, because he definitely can’t beat Yifei.
Meijia picked up Zeng Xiaoxian's mobile phone that fell on the beach, and commented while recording: "A well-known TV host persecuted a bad Shamatte boy, and the playboy finally suffered the biggest backlash in history.
"I can guarantee that if this video is released with the title I gave, it will become a hot search on Weibo within 24 hours!"
Mei Jia's words really scared Zeng Xiaoxian. He let go of Ziqiao instantly and stood up.
He said to Meijia in a panic: "Meijia, dear Meijia, please don't take pictures and post everything randomly."
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"rest assured."
Meijia smiled and threw Xiaoxian's phone back to him: "The actions and postures you two just took were really too shocking. They don't deserve to be stored in my phone."
Zeng Xiaoxian laughed awkwardly: "Is it that exaggerated?..."
As he spoke, he opened his phone and looked at the postures and movements of himself and Ziqiao fighting from a third-party perspective.
"hiss……"
After just a quick glance, Xiaoxian took a deep breath.
Then he deleted the video at lightning speed and rubbed his eyes desperately.
[Oh my god, my eyes are dirty! ]
Meijia crossed her arms and walked around Zeng Xiaoxian, who wanted to dig out her eyes on the spot.
She came to Ziqiao, bent down, and slapped Ziqiao's red butt hard.
"Of course, Lu Ziqiao, you're wearing red and such a see-through beach outfit and such loose pants. Are you deliberately trying to show off your unique butt?"
Ziqiao, who was lying on the beach pulling up his pants, raised his head in dissatisfaction when he heard this: "Go away, I am so perverted..."
"Attitude, attitude, attitude..."
"Too, too, too..."
Ziqiao raised his head high and stared blankly at Meijia who was squatting in front of him, wearing a sexy blue swimsuit.
Although Meijia was wearing a thin shawl jacket on the outside, covering most of the exposed parts of the sexy swimsuit, Meijia was squatting in front of Ziqiao at this time.
Looking up from Ziqiao's perspective, the scale of Meijia was immediately clear to the naked eye.
「Too, too, too……」
[It’s too big! ]
[This is too big! ]
Ziqiao stared with his eyes wide open, and saliva unconsciously flowed from the corners of his mouth.
To be honest, Meika’s current scale is just that.
Let alone basketball, football, or cantaloupe, she is at most a pineapple.
But the problem is that Meijia used to be an apple!
[In his inner world, Ziqiao looked down at the apple and pineapple in his hands with a confused look on his face.]
[An apple turns into a pineapple... Is this what Meijia mentioned before, that a blockbuster success? ]
[No, the breast enlargement secret recipe that Xiao Hei found turned out to be so effective? ! ! ]
[Xiao Hei...]
【You are my god! 】
Just as Ziqiao couldn't stop thinking about random things in his mind, he heard Meijia's smiling voice asking him.
"White?"
Ziqiao's mind had not yet come out of his wild thoughts, but his body had already nodded instinctively.
"Is it big?"
Ziqiao continued to nod.
"Want to touch?"
Ziqiao nodded immediately.
"very good."
Meijia smiled sweetly, with two shallow dimples on her face.
She said softly and tenderly.
"Rulai Divine Palm!"
"what!!!"
Ziqiao was slapped by Meijia and flew into the sky. After three and a half twists in the air, he fell heavily on the beach.
I'm coming
Because of the butterfly effect, Meijia's ten Tathagata Palms must be changed, otherwise they will never be completed.
Poor Ziqiao.
But Tathagata Palm is a soul setting, and pigeons cannot change it.
Jie Jie Jie Jie.
(End of this chapter)
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