Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 676: Guan Gu's eyes went dark
"Zhang Wei, you were too harsh."

In Zhang Wei's water house, Youyou was bandaging Zeng Xiaoxian, who had a big swelling on his head.

She originally wanted to change her clothes quickly before Guan Gu came back, so that nothing would happen and she could wait to visit the wedding church on the sea in Maldives with Guan Gu.

It is said that the church is super romantic and has a great atmosphere!
As a result, on her way back to the water house, she suddenly heard Zhang Wei's roar, as well as Ziqiao and Teacher Zeng's screams.

She rushed over without even having time to change her clothes, and then...

Youyou patted Zeng Xiaoxian's head and said, "Perfect. It turns out that I am really clever and skillful."

"Hiss... Really?"

Zeng Xiaoxian, who had a big bump on his head, was patted by Youyou. He closed his eyes and took a breath of cold air. He subconsciously reached out to touch his head, but only touched a huge bow.

"Youyou, I just have a swelling. It doesn't matter whether I bandage it or not."

"So... you wouldn't tie such a big bow on me, would you?"

Zeng Xiaoxian asked, pointing at the super bow bandage on his head which was several times larger than his head circumference.

Youyou smiled and said, "Teacher Zeng, you don't understand. Wanyu said that this kind of big bow is popular this year."

"But no matter how popular it is, it won't be popular among us men."

Xiaoxian turned her head and looked at Ziqiao in front of the dressing mirror: "Are you right, Ziqiao?"

"Don't ask me, I'm annoyed!"

Ziqiao, who was sitting next to the dressing table, was gasping for air and looking at his swollen face with eyes full of pity.

In addition to the slap mark from Meijia Tathagata's Palm, there was also a glaring and eye-catching footprint on his face.

"Zhang Wei!"

Ziqiao turned his head viciously and glared at Zhang Wei who was standing beside the bed.

"You have to compensate me for my handsome face, which is more handsome than Pan An's!"

"No, I haven't asked you for compensation for my mental damages yet."

Zhang Wei, who was sitting on the edge of the bed, had already undone the shackles on his wrists and changed into a set of neat and clean clothes.

He sat on the edge of the bed, tilted his head back and drank a whole bottle of mineral water in three or two gulps, then he closed his eyes and let out a comfortable moan.

"Ah~~~"

Zhang Wei burped, touched his bulging belly, and casually threw the empty bottle in his hand to the ground, leaving it to join the pile of empty bottles on the ground.

Zhang Wei pursed his still cracked lips and looked at Ziqiao without giving in.

"Who told you two bastards not to explain it to me right away, but to team up and tease me instead?"

"Deserve it!"

Zhang Wei didn’t know how aggrieved Ziqiao and Xiaoxian felt they were, but he felt that he was also quite aggrieved.

From his perspective, he was just too excited and too excited about his first overseas trip, so he tossed and turned all night and couldn't fall asleep.

I didn't know how long it was in the early morning before I fell into a drowsy sleep.

As a result, when he woke up, he found that not only his clothes had been taken off, his underwear was also wet, his voice was hoarse, and his wrists were even shackled.

The most important thing was that Zhang Wei felt extremely uncomfortable all over his body, his mouth tasted salty and bitter, and he was extremely thirsty, as if he had been drugged.

At this time, Mr. Zeng said some nonsense with a sly smile that I couldn't understand at the time, such as "boys should also protect themselves" and "you can get into the adult industry if you are not careful"...

Of course my first reaction would be to rush forward and die together with Teacher Zeng.

As a result, he didn't expect that the chain of the shackles was not long enough, and his hands couldn't reach Teacher Zeng at all.

If everything stops here, it would be fine if we could explain it clearly.

But after Ziqiao came in, he relied on the chains he was tied up with and couldn't reach him at all.

So he echoed the same tune with Teacher Zeng, and the two of them told a lot of jokes that seemed to be explanations but were actually meant to deliberately make you misunderstand.

How can I describe the destructive power of these jokes on myself...

Let's say that.

If their jokes were written into a novel, it would never pass the review!
In this case, I, filled with grief and indignation, could only give them a powerful roundhouse kick with my foot.

"Hey, what does this have to do with me?"

Xiaoxian covered his head and said unhappily: "I don't know what Ziqiao was thinking, but I was explaining it to you normally from the beginning to the end. It was you who didn't understand what I meant!"

Zhang Wei rolled his eyes at Xiao Xian and said, "Teacher Zeng, I won't even mention how misleading your words are. Just your wretched and perverted smile makes it hard for people to correctly understand what you mean."

"What words, what kind of words are these!"

Zeng Xiaoxian was not convinced: "That was just a normal and polite smile as a good man! And what I said was just a kind reminder to you as a good man!
"I am gentle and kind, good and sincere, how can I be considered perverted and vulgar!"

As soon as Xiaoxian said this, Ziqiao and Youyou curled their lips in a weird look without even needing Zhang Wei to reply.

Youyou patted his shoulder and said, "Teacher Zeng, what you said is too outrageous. In fact, we all know that abnormality is your normal state."

"Go! Go! Go!"

Zeng Xiaoxian angrily pushed away Youyou's hand and turned his head away in a huff.

Youyou smiled. She had long been accustomed to Mr. Zeng's temper. She turned her head to look at Zhang Wei and asked curiously, "Zhang Wei, do you remember what you dreamed about when you sleepwalked?"

Zhang Wei groaned and responded hoarsely: "It was vague in the dream, I can't remember it clearly.

"It seems to be something like ocean waves, bamboo rafts, crape myrtle, little swallow, and Xu Xian..."

He thought about it, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "Oh, right, I seemed to hear Nanfeng shouting something in my dream..."

"I am the master of myself and the protagonist of my life. Nothing can stop me from moving forward!"

Zhang Wei shrugged: "I didn't understand what he said later, it sounded like..."

"Veni! Vidi! Vici! (I come! I see! I conquer!)"

Ziqiao said strangely, "So not only did you dream about Nanfeng, but you also remembered exactly what he said in the dream?"

He raised his eyebrows and came closer with a sultry look on his face: "Zhang Wei, you are not really the lover of Dolphin Bay, are you?"

"Go! Go! Go!"

Zhang Wei raised his feet high and launched a threatening attack on Ziqiao.

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Ziqiao was so scared that he stepped back repeatedly. He covered his face and cursed, "Zhang Wei, I'm telling you, I will remember you for the rest of my life for kicking me in the face!

"Also, you don't have athlete's foot, right?"

"Forehead……"

Zhang Wei was stunned for a moment, then he picked up his feet and smelled them under everyone's strange gazes.

"Alas……"

The three of them immediately showed disgust on their faces.

"what!"

Zhang Wei's face turned red, and he said stubbornly: "I just took a shower, my feet are not only not smelly, but also fragrant."

"If you don't believe me, try smelling it?"

As Zhang Wei spoke, he lifted his feet in front of them.

The three of them pinched their noses and stepped back at the same time.

"Go to hell!"

"Fuck off!"

"Thank you all my family!"

Zhang Wei withdrew his foot nonchalantly. He looked down at the empty bottles scattered on the ground, hesitated for a moment, then looked up and asked.

"Is there any water? I'm thirsty."

Youyou exclaimed when she heard this: "You've already drunk a whole box of mineral water, and you're still thirsty?"

"no way."

Zhang Wei poked his round belly, and everyone could even hear the gurgling sound coming from Zhang Wei's thin belly.

"I think I drank a lot of sea water while sleepwalking in the sea. Now I'm extremely thirsty."

"Then you can't drink anymore."

Youyou said firmly: "Zhang Wei, your belly is so swollen that you are almost like a pregnant woman. If you drink more, I am afraid that both of you will die."

Meijia, who happened to arrive, was shocked when she heard this: "What pregnant woman? What's one body and two lives?"

Everyone looked towards the messy-haired Meijia, and Youyou asked curiously, "Meijia, why are you back?"

"long!"

Meijia rushed straight into the house, she held Youyou's hands tightly and asked, "Youyou, are you okay?"

Youyou was stunned, not knowing why Meijia was so nervous: "Me? Of course I'm fine."

"What about the baby? Is the baby okay?"

Youyou answered subconsciously: "Baby didn't either..."

"no!"

Youyou was startled at first, and then gossip flames suddenly rose in her eyes.

She quickly asked, "Where did the baby come from? Whose baby is it?"

"Of course it's your and Guan Gu's baby!"

"Nani?!!"

The four people in the room were struck by lightning when they heard this.

"Nani?!!"

Guan Gu, who had just returned from diving outside the house, was stunned. His eyes turned black and he slipped directly into the arms of Zhan Bo who was standing beside him.

　I'm coming

　　
　
(End of this chapter)