What? Are all the monsters on the westbound journey my disciples?

Chapter 31 Li Shimin: If you want to fight, I will fight!

"Buddha, why can't I understand the meaning of your words?"

Li Shimin pretended to be stupid and replied with a confused look on his face: "I really don't understand anything about Journey to the West or the great rise of Buddhism!"

Tathagata and Guanyin couldn't help but twitch the corners of their mouths... Pretending, still pretending! You asked Ao Li to go to heaven to complain, and we are here too, why are you still pretending?

It's just that Li Shimin is the king of men, and they have something to ask for, so they can only suppress their anger and endure the humiliation!

"Your Majesty, today Longlong Ao Li has arrived in heaven... But I have to remind the king that the spread of Buddhism to the east is the general trend of heaven. Your Majesty must not forget the old events of the Yin and Shang Dynasties!"

Hearing Tathagata's slightly threatening words, Li Shimin's originally flattering expression suddenly darkened... In the hall, Cheng Yaojin was so angry that he jumped out of the queue of generals!

"If you want to fight, then fight. I, Old Cheng, fought my way out of a mountain of corpses and a sea of ​​blood! I, Old Cheng, have never been afraid of fighting!"

"The worst case scenario is that there will be another founding war!"

Yuchi Gong also echoed with a cold face...

"I am worried that my military achievements are not enough to make me a king...Buddha, you must give us this opportunity!"

Hou Junji's words were full of murderous intent... Countless civil servants and military generals around him showed their eagerness to fight! Tathagata and Guanyin discovered that no one in the entire court was timid to fight. Even the civil servants in the court did not flinch at all? !

Why...why was it completely different from what he expected? Obviously, the population of the human dynasty at the foot of Lingshan Mountain is by no means less than that of the Tang Dynasty, or even more. Why are you afraid of war and even more afraid of them?

Li Shimin sat on the dragon chair, his back straight at this moment! Yingwu's face was filled with a look of solemnity!

"I am the human king. If there is a war, I should be the pioneer! Dying for the human race and entering the Fire Cloud Cave will be the lifelong glory of my human race! The human race is not afraid of death, so how can you Buddhists be afraid of death?"

"If you want to fight, I will lead the Tang Dynasty to fight with you! Even if we fight to the death of every soldier or to extinction, the Tang Dynasty will not compromise, let alone bend the straight spine given to us by our ancestors!"

"Today, I will leave my words here, and your Buddhism will flourish..."

"Your Majesty! The old monk made a mistake!"

Just when Li Shimin was about to announce on the spot that Buddhism could never imagine the great prosperity of the human race... Tathagata's expression suddenly changed and he hurriedly interrupted Li Shimin!

Just now, just when Li Shimin was about to announce the break, he felt the Buddhist luck was losing! Moreover, he had a hunch that once Li Shimin said those words, the loss of Buddhist luck would be like a dam collapse and a flood leaking out! The kind that you can’t even get back!

Li Shimin's words were interrupted and he looked at Tathagata in astonishment... Even though he had roared so hard just now, he was actually more panicked than anyone else!

It's just that he managed to hold on with his spirit and responsibility as the King of Humans! He wouldn't even dare to go against Buddhism!

Seeing that Li Shimin did not insist on continuing to roar, the premonition of losing his luck disappeared... Tathagata breathed a sigh of relief, just talk about it!

"Your Majesty, the old monk is really here to ask for cooperation... The great prosperity of Buddhism is related to the future development of our Buddhism. I hope your Majesty will make it convenient."

This time Tathagata was no longer arrogant, and his words became a request.

"Buddha is so good. If we cooperate, let's talk about cooperation. Why threaten?"

Even though he was feeling uneasy, on the surface, Li Shimin still said something to Tathagata... Changsun Wuji, who was on the side, was afraid that Li Shimin could not hold back his anger, so he quickly interrupted and said: "What benefit does cooperation with Buddhism bring to our human race?"

"I have a collection of "Dharma" to talk about heaven; a collection of "Lunacle" to talk about earth; a collection of sutras to save ghosts. The three collections have a total of thirty-five volumes, including 15,144 volumes, which are the foundation for cultivation. Sutra, the door to righteousness and goodness.”

"Oh?"

Changsun Wuji and Li Shimin looked at each other. Sure enough, they were gods and Buddhas who had lived for thousands of years. Even now, they are still plotting against them!

"Yes!" Li Shimin said slowly, his voice resounding throughout the Daming Palace: "Then please ask the Buddha to take out the Tripitaka book 'immediately'. As long as the Tripitaka book really has miraculous effects as the Buddha said, then I will obey the Buddha Sir, how about letting Buddhism flourish in the human race?"

Li Shimin deliberately emphasized the word 'immediately', and then stared at Tathagata with a half-smile, waiting for his response.

The Tathagata was silent for a long time, then he smiled bitterly: "If Your Majesty doesn't want Buddhism to prosper, why would you tease the poor monks?" "Am I teasing the Buddha, or is the Buddha teasing me?"

Li Shimin sneered, wondering if he had just gotten used to quarreling with each other. Now that Li Shimin was talking to Tathagata again, he no longer felt the anxiety he had just started!

"Since the Buddha has known that Dragon Dragon will file a complaint to the Heavenly Emperor on my behalf, I should know the plan of Buddhism. I am fully aware of it... The spread of Buddhism to the east is a necessary condition for the great prosperity of Buddhism, but the Buddha has done what you have to do. You should consider it as compensation for me, the Tang Dynasty, and the human race...Buddha, do you think I am a fool and deceive you?"

These words were directly clicked, making Tathagata so embarrassed that he wanted to hide his face and run away... Or, Tathagata destroyed the Tang Dynasty with his divine palm!

It's a pity that the Tang Dynasty is the ancestral land of the human race, and it is also where the human king is. He cannot and dare not kill him. If we leave, does Buddhism still want to flourish? That is his only chance to become a saint as a Buddha!

He could only endure the humiliation! When he becomes a saint, all the humiliation will be returned to me!

"Since your Majesty already knows all the details of the great revival of Buddhism, how can you compensate me for Buddhism before you can agree to it?"

Having said this, Tathagata simply handed over the right to speak to Li Shimin.

Li Shimin and the ministers below looked at each other... Last night, they had already discussed what kind of compensation they could ask for!

"1. Buddhism can teach the Dharma and open Buddhist temples...but if ordinary people want to become a Buddhist, they must obtain an ultimatum from the court, and they are not allowed to get married!"

"This is impossible!"

Guanyin subconsciously wanted to retort: ​​"The prohibition on marriage is one of the Buddhist precepts. If it is cancelled, wouldn't the precepts become a joke..."

"What about the Buddhist path of joy? Why can you practice dual cultivation with the opposite sex?"

Fang Xuanling sneered coldly: "You are not allowed to marry, but you can practice dual cultivation... Buddhism, it is too double standard!"

"Forehead……"

The corner of Guanyin's mouth twitched, and she probably guessed that Nezha and Ao Li must have informed the king of this matter... But in the end, it was still the fault of the Happy Buddha!

"Can!"

Tathagata took a deep breath, nodded, and agreed to Li Shimin's first condition!

"World Honored One!"

Guanyin was shocked and looked back at Tathagata in disbelief... If the monks of the Tang Dynasty all practiced the Buddhist path of joy, would they still be Buddhists?

"After the wine and meat have passed through the intestines, the Buddha's heart remains... Bodhisattva, you are obsessed."

The Tathagata pointed lightly... Guanyin was silent for a moment, and his body glowed with golden light, as if he had an epiphany... After a moment, he clasped his hands together and thanked: "Thank you, World Honored One, for your advice. It's the poor monk who has achieved the image."

Of course, this was just for Li Shimin and others to see... She is a Buddhist and Taoist, so she believes this nonsense!

After the first condition was passed, Li Shimin showed a satisfied smile on his face, struck while the iron was hot, and proposed more outrageous conditions...

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