Reborn Bao Guowei, I really didn’t want to be a great writer!

Chapter 445: A Trip to Buckingham Palace? Queen Victoria is a Big Hit!
Writing on a statue of the Queen?

It’s still such a sensitive area.

Looking back at the thousand-year history of the British royal family, this has never happened before.

That's why it's so difficult to find.

God have mercy on you. Even the cleaning ladies in the palace only dared to use long-handled cleaning tools from a distance and carefully clean the queen's sensitive parts.

Who could have imagined that when entering the British Royal Palace, some of those respectable politicians, gentlemen, and scholars would dare to leave such insulting words on the buttocks of the statue of Queen Victoria?

The most dangerous place is the safest place. Perhaps this is what the legendary darkest place is all about!

Surprisingly, it was not just the British who did not realize that Queen Victoria had been defiled before Bao Guowei left England.

In the remaining ten years, countless people passed by here, and countless politicians came to pay their respects, but no one noticed that there was something strange about the Queen's butt.

After all, who in their right mind would pay special attention to the butt crack of the Queen’s statue?

In fact, in order to show respect for Queen Victoria, most people would avoid looking at the relevant parts.

Not to mention taking a close and careful look at a certain part of the Queen.

To use the words of some later video bloggers, this is “The Queen’s butt crack – no one cares”!
It was not until the end of World War II that the British authorities, filled with joy at the victory of the war, planned to repair the ancient Queen Victoria Memorial.

It was at this time that some people were surprised to find that there were words carved on Queen Victoria's buttocks!
Or the "This is a bitch" that all British people find hard to accept!
This is undoubtedly a great humiliation!
The then British King George VI was furious and ordered that this shameful criminal must be brought to justice at all costs!

But even if the royal guards checked all recent entry and exit records, how could they find any clues about the culprit?

Prime Minister Clement Attlee, who had just won the general election, expressed great concern about the matter.

When the authorities sent a commissioner to investigate, they discovered an embarrassing fact.

Judging from the traces of engraving, at least more than ten years have passed!
Over the past decade, countless political dignitaries and guests have passed by the statue of Queen Victoria, but there is no way to verify who did this!

For a moment, the Prime Minister and the King felt extremely angry, but it was like hitting cotton, with no way to vent it.

The only thing they could do was block the relevant news, minimize the impact, and then urgently repair the statue of the great Queen Victoria.

But truth will eventually come to light, and no one knows where the news leaked out.

The news that "someone wrote on the buttocks of Queen Victoria's statue" spread all over the place in an instant.

Then it spread from the streets to the whole world.

The British authorities refused to admit it, but could not help but let all kinds of inside information leak out, and it became almost an unspoken interest among the people.

Even since then, "carving words on Queen Victoria's buttocks" has become a way for many British men to question the courage of others.

"You are so powerful, do you dare to leave your name on Queen Victoria's ass?"

This kind of words, which are full of challenges to authority and contain some special erotic content, became popular all over the world in an instant.

In the following decades, thanks to the pioneering work of their predecessors, countless people began to peek at Queen Victoria's butt.

Many people succeeded at the beginning, but after the discovery, the British authorities immediately strengthened their defenses.

Because the related behavior was too rampant, the British even issued a decree for this purpose.

The approximate meaning is - "leaving words on the buttocks of the Queen's statue is equivalent to rape."

That’s very London style!

Ramsay MacDonald.

Bao Guowei was quite familiar with this Prime Minister. In his spare time, he would search his mind for the current political situation in Britain and its future political direction.

Among them, the then Prime Minister Ramsay was an unavoidable figure.

He became a member of the Fabian Society, one of the representatives of moderate worker socialism in Britain. It advocated mutual help and love, established a complete social welfare, and hoped to achieve equality among all social classes.

In a sense, given Ramsay and the Labour Party's stance, Bao Guowei would never be their enemy.

But politics is politics. Politics is not about human feelings or even about opinions.

It only cares about one thing, that is "interest".

Big Brother will become the biggest enemy, and political naivety will always be a taboo.

At this time, Ramsay spread his hands and said with a gentle smile.

"Bao, I'm sorry for some things, but please understand my helplessness as the Prime Minister of a country. Your story on the radio program is very beautiful, and the British people will always remember your contribution to them."

Bao Guowei said expressionlessly, "I have long seen through the prime minister's hypocrisy."

"Sir, you should have felt that I am a scholar. I am very interested in economics, history, and literature, but I have no interest in politics."

Ramsey looked at Bao Guowei meaningfully and said, "Mr. Bao doesn't want to get involved in politics, but he is influencing politics all the time. The popularity of "Small Island Economics" is much more useful than any politician's speech."

Hearing the hidden meaning in Ramsay's words, Bao Guowei still appeared frank. He spread his hands helplessly and said.

"Mr. Prime Minister, I had no idea it would have such an impact."

Seeing Bao Guowei's harmless expression, Ramsay was furious.

If Ramsay didn't know about the other party's deeds, he would really believe that Bao Guowei was just an ordinary teenager he pretended to be.

In fact, in Ramsay's opinion, the oriental boy in front of him was an extremely smart guy.

The other party's mind was so sharp that even Ramsay sometimes felt he was far behind.

If not, how could the other party be able to live peacefully until now.

Ramsay was a little helpless. After all, he had no way to deal with Bao Guowei. He sighed and said.

"I hope Mr. Bao can keep his promise and return to his homeland as soon as possible."

The implication is that our British Empire can no longer bear the torment of you, a great Buddha! If you continue to torment us like this, the British Empire will become the People's Republic of England!
Ramsey was a socialist, but he followed democratic socialism, a moderate approach to reform.

Therefore, some of the influences produced by Bao Guowei were unacceptable to Ramsay.

But Ramsay couldn't do anything to Bao Guowei, because his existence could, in a sense, strengthen the power of the British Democratic Socialists!

Bao Guowei's death can solve some problems, but it is not in line with the core interests of the Labor Party.

The approach that best suits the core interests of the Labour Party has been intentionally or unintentionally resolved by the young man in front of him.

In a very subversive way.

Not to mention, putting everything aside, making Bao Guowei disappear is an extremely troublesome thing.

Bao Guowei showed a sunny smile on his face, patted the Prime Minister on the shoulder very unceremoniously, and even spoke in a comforting tone.

"Don't worry, Mr. Prime Minister. I want to return to my motherland more than you do!" The Chinese New Year is just two months away, and Bao Guowei really wants to see Lao Bao's honest smiling face!
After bidding farewell to Prime Minister Ramsay, Bao Guowei walked briskly towards the reception room.

After talking to Ramsay, he felt a sudden sense of relief.

On the one hand, it seems that the British have not yet realized that their great Majesty the Queen has been tarnished.

On the other hand, we were originally afraid that British politicians would do something desperate, but now it seems that the British are more afraid than we are?
Bao Guowei touched his stubble awkwardly.

How could I look so scary in the eyes of the British?
Under the watchful eyes of the guards, Bao Guowei slowly pushed open the door of the reception room.

A vast space appeared in front of me, and sunlight shone through the tall windows onto the wool carpet in the house.

Next to the huge fireplace, an elderly man, with a thick blanket covering his legs, slowly turned his head.

He is the current Emperor of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland and India, the second son of Edward VII, and the founder of the Windsor Dynasty.

George V.

He was also the cousin of German Emperor Wilhelm II and the cousin of Russian Tsar Nicholas II.

You heard it right, the European royal family is actually a group of relatives with a certain blood relationship.

"Sir, please bow."

"Sir, please bow!"

"gentlemen!!"

The captain of the guards who brought Bao Guowei in was a little anxious. He was worried that the other party didn't hear it, and even said it several times in a row.

But Bao Guowei seemed as if he didn't hear it.

The captain of the guards was now anxious. They had just agreed on this, so how could this Oriental man be so bold?
"Wait a moment sir."

He was about to stop Bao Guowei who was walking forward, but he heard the old voice of George V by the fireplace.

"David, please let this gentleman in. He is our most respected guest."

"Yes, your Majesty." The captain of the guards was stunned for a moment, then saluted respectfully and quietly left the reception room.

For a moment, Bao Guowei and he were the only ones left in the huge reception room.

Bao Guowei was not surprised at all and sat opposite him as if he was facing an ordinary old man he knew.

"Hello, Your Majesty."

Bao Guowei's calm voice echoed in the reception room.

"You are a special gentleman."

George V was even older than Bao Guowei had imagined. He had a burly build, which was related to his naval career when he was young. But at this age, his muscles had shriveled up, and in winter he could only cover himself with a blanket and lean against the fireplace.

George V, who ascended the throne 65 years ago, is now years old. In the eyes of future generations, this may not be considered too old.

But in this era when modern medicine has not yet developed significantly, this is already an extremely dangerous age.

George V had just survived an infectious disease the previous year, and since then his health has been deteriorating, but he has refused to obey his will.

In his later years, George V became more conservative. He stubbornly believed that he should be a constitutional monarch.

George V was obviously politically experienced. He knew the value of Bao Guowei. He also knew that the other party's behavior, in a sense, was to get rid of the party disputes within Britain.

Therefore, George V had a particularly good impression of Bao Guowei.

It's not just because the other person is about the same age as my grandson, but also because the charm he displays is unique.

It was an impetus that disregarded one's own safety and reminded George V of his own youth.

"Your Highness, if you trust me, I can provide a nutritional plan that may be helpful to your body."

Seeing George V like this, Bao Guowei finally felt a little soft-hearted.

After all, people have to be kind! My subordinates just engraved words on the statue of someone's grandmother, so it's okay to give some nutrition knowledge.

As for more advanced medical concepts, Bao Guowei naturally would not disclose them.

"Thank you for your concern," George V said with a smile and a slightly hoarse voice. "But I don't even want to listen to the doctor's advice, so I won't listen to your advice either."

Another monarch who is so stubborn that he kills himself
Bao Guowei complained in his heart that he didn't care much about the British king's health. Since the other party refused, he had no reason to continue insisting.

So he continued to ask.

"I wonder why Your Highness asked me to come here? If it's about economics, I think I've explained it very clearly. Macroeconomics and island economics are almost all the knowledge I have presented. If I were to talk about anything else, I'd be forgiven for my lack of knowledge."

Bao Guowei said this very frankly.

In fact, those are the only theories about economics. He has almost proposed all the means, policies and theories for solving economic depression in later generations.

As for some of the more profound ones, either he himself could not understand them or they were limited by the times.

That is, economic theories that are applicable in certain situations in later generations may not necessarily be applicable in this era.

In a sense, economics is a theory that is limited to the times, and it is only meaningful to discuss it in conjunction with multiple aspects such as the international situation.

That was why Bao Guowei had been worried before, fearing that George V was planning to cause more trouble.

But George V said with a smile.

"It's not economics. Mr. Bao's macroeconomics and island economics are all very brilliant academic theories. It's no exaggeration to say that if you were a British, I could even hire you as a consultant to the Ministry of Finance.

If your theory helps Britain solve the economic crisis, it is not impossible for you to be elected as a member of the Academy of Sciences and be awarded a knighthood. "

Wow! Bao Guowei took a deep breath in his heart. The King of England was still good at making promises. As a result, a noble was awarded.

But he also understood that if he wanted to obtain these honors, he had to become a British citizen!
Also as an economist, John Keynes was awarded the title of baronet just over a decade later.

When it comes to treating scientists, Westerners still know how to invest.

George V continued.

"There are mainly two things. One is to ask Mr. Bao if he wants to become a British citizen. You should know that in the UK we can provide all kinds of resources that China does not have. You can do better research and let your family live a better life without any life-threatening situations."

coming!

Bao Guowei frowned. He had expected the British to raise this issue, but he did not expect it to be King George V.

"Another point." George V said with a dry laugh. "I heard that Mr. Bao has also done some research on the international situation. I want to ask you what exactly is going on with the world war that is about to happen in the near future?"

(End of this chapter)