My uncles are all big guys
Chapter 123 Isn’t it a bit too much to just snatch a bride and take the mother-in-law away?
Chapter 123 Isn’t it a bit too much to just snatch a bride and take the mother-in-law away? (Please subscribe!)
"Is anyone here? I'm here to stay..."
Ning Caichen, carrying his luggage, shouted and opened the ajar door of the inn.
"Hey, is anyone getting married here tonight?"
There was no one in the inn, and there were red silk hanging everywhere. In the middle of the lobby, there was a big happy character hanging, and there were dragon and phoenix red candles and melon and fruit snacks on the table.
Looking at the food on the table, Ning Caichen swallowed.
From last night to now, he has not yet exhausted all his food, and his chest is pressed against his back from hunger.
I wanted to get something to eat, but it was something someone had prepared for their wedding, and there was no one around. If someone discovered it, it would be a huge loss of face.
Stealing things is unbecoming of a scholar.
"Is anyone here?"
After walking into the store and finding a seat to sit down, Ning Caichen shouted again.
His voice echoed in the empty inn. Ning Caichen frowned, always feeling that something was wrong.
"call………"
Just as he was about to get up and look for someone again, a gust of wind blew open the ajar door. Ning Caichen subconsciously raised his sleeves to cover his face to prevent him from being blinded by the smoke.
"Bah bah bah..."
After the cold wind passed, Ning Caichen fanned the dust, spit out the sand stuck in his mouth, wiped his face and felt much better.
However, when he opened his eyes, he was stunned for a moment.
The empty inn was filled with people at some point.
These people looked at him with strange and sinister eyes.
Ning Caichen was startled, but then he reacted and said, "I'm here to stay. I didn't expect you to hold a wedding banquet here, so I'm sorry to bother you."
After that, he picked up his luggage and left.
The people in the inn remained silent, but their expressions changed slightly.
Not sure if it was an illusion or something else, Ning Caichen always felt that these people looked at him as if they were looking at a delicious roast chicken.
He was panicking and wanted to leave quickly.
But as soon as he moved, several people at the next table stood up and blocked his way.
"Sorry, I borrowed it!"
Ning Caichen nodded with a smile and walked past a few people.
But the person blocking his way remained motionless and just looked at him with strange eyes.
"This is my toy..."
Just when Ning Caichen was sweating on his forehead and couldn't push away the person in front of him, a rough voice sounded, followed by a suction force.
Ning Caichen screamed, rose into the air, hit the ground hard, and was stepped on his head by a big foot.
The other people in the room looked with cold eyes, wanting to see which brave guy dared to swallow this blood meal that was delivered to his door.
However, when they saw the person clearly and sensed his aura, their bodies trembled slightly and they quickly sat back down, staring at the dining table without daring to move.
"Haha, a bunch of little bastards dare to steal Uncle Tiger's things."
Xiaohu, who was holding a plate in his hands and stepping on Ning Caichen's head, sneered disdainfully while stuffing food into his mouth.
"Let me go, or I will report you to the police."
Ning Caichen slapped the ground hard, trying to break away from the foot that was holding his head, while still threatening loudly.
After swallowing a big apple in one gulp, Xiaohu chuckled disdainfully.
"Reporting to the official? Haha... It's useless even if the Lord of Hell comes..."
"Pa bang bang..."
"How brave. I wonder which mountain this great king comes from. Grandma, I haven't seen him before?"
As soon as Xiaohu finished speaking, applause and a male-female voice sounded from upstairs.
Xiaohu didn't even look at it. He threw the empty plate he had finished on the table and arbitrarily grabbed the untouched food from the table next to him and placed it on his own table.
The ghosts and monsters at the tables next to me didn't even dare to fart, but kept smiling faces.
There was even a monkey spirit at another table who put the things on the table on Xiaohu's table with a flattering look on his face.
"I'm a friend of my husband's family, but I can't go there because of my status. Isn't it too much to come to your parents' house for a wedding banquet?"
After finishing three large dishes in a row, Xiaohu replied casually after noticing some fluctuations in the atmosphere upstairs.
Grandma Dryad's face hardened, and she stared at Xiaohu for a long time, making sure that the big demon aura on him was not fake.
"With such a master coming to congratulate me, grandma will naturally welcome you very much. I haven't asked you what your name is yet."
Looking at the little tiger tree demon, Grandma thought to herself: "The aura of the person in front of me is a bit better than when I was at my peak. Now that I am facing a formidable enemy, if I can make friends with such a master, not to mention he can help me in battle. Even standing aside can intimidate the enemy.”
Xiaohu then raised his head and bared his teeth as he looked at his grandma, who was both male and female. "My surname is Ba, and I am the eighth eldest child in my family. My parents are illiterate, so I took the name Ba."
"When I was a child, because my body was weak and I would fall easily while walking, I was given a nickname: Fall."
"You can call me Ba Ba or Tiao."
"It turns out to be the Ba Ba King, disrespectful and disrespectful!"
Although Grandma Dryad thought the name was a bit strange, she did not lose her courtesy and said hello.
Seeing that the other party's expression was normal, Xiaohu felt a little regretful, "The information is not unequal, so I didn't feel happy. I should have known that my last name was Fu."
"This monster's IQ is not very high. Let's see if we can take away the master's aunt."
With a decision made in his heart, Xiaohu said loudly: "In this way, we can be considered friends. It would be better if I have a banquet. Suddenly we have become a double relative of my mother's family and my husband's family."
Grandma Dryad also showed a smile, "This is my little girl's honor. The arrival of King Ba Ba adds a bit more brilliance to this happy event."
Xiaohu waved his hand modestly, "Haha, whatever it is to add glory, I'm here to feel happy."
He looked at Grandma Dryad with a smile and said, "I am related to two families. I haven't seen the bride yet, and I haven't paid a visit to her yet. Why don't you invite her out and let us take a look?"
"When we get to the King of Montenegro in the future, we won't be able to see him even if we want to. Everyone thinks so, right?"
"Yeah……"
The surrounding demons and ghosts nodded in unison, and a few of them shouted loudly in order to flatter Xiaohu: "Grandma Shu, we have never seen a bride who can be attracted by the King of Montenegro. Her appearance is absolutely stunning. There is no worship hall now, so why not let us meet him? If we go to the King of Montenegro in the future, we will not be able to meet him even if we want to."
"Yes, bride, come out quickly!"
"Bride, come out quickly..."
The monsters laughed and urged, adding a bit of excitement to the weird atmosphere in the inn.
Grandma Dryad felt a little embarrassed, but she still had a smile on her face.
This is all about saving face. Some people hold weddings at home, not to mention making a fuss and noisy, and there is no one to even eat at the table.
I thought in my heart that it would be a while, so it would be a good idea to let Xiaoqian come out and meet these people.
When Xiaoqian turned around and told Mr. Heishan, her face would be brighter, and her status in Mr. Heishan's mind would also increase.
"Thank you for your support!"
Grandma Dryad cupped her hand and said, "My little girl is just mediocre in appearance. Fortunately, Lord Montenegro favored her, so I got this good fortune."
"Now that everyone is here to support me, let me come out and toast you with a glass of wine to express my gratitude."
"it is good!"
All the demons and ghosts below applauded.
Grandma Dryad said with a smile on her face, "Wait a moment," turned to the female ghost behind her and said, "Go and help Xiaoqian out, and let her propose a toast to all your relatives and friends."
Where no one could see below, it said with a cold face: "Tell her not to embarrass me, grandma. She hasn't married Mr. Heishan yet. She has embarrassed me, and I can't spare her."
Soon, two female ghosts helped Nie Xiaoqian out.
"Xiao Qian, all the kings are here to support you today, so don't neglect it. Let's propose a glass of wine to all the kings to express our gratitude."
A threatening smile appeared on Grandma Dryad's face, and she put a glass of wine into Xiaoqian's hand.
Nie Xiaoqian gave it a cold look and wanted to throw away the wine glass.
"Don't forget that your brother-in-law's soul is still in the hands of Master Heishan. If you dare to refute grandma's honor, I will ask Master Heishan to throw your brother-in-law's soul into the eighteenth level of hell to be tortured forever."
When Nie Xiaoqian heard this, she glanced at the dryad grandmother with hatred, forced a smile on her face, walked to the railing, raised her wine glass downwards and said: "Thank you all seniors for coming, I can't express my gratitude to you, I will express my gratitude with a glass of thin wine." Respect."
"it is good!"
There was another burst of cheers from below, and everyone raised their wine glasses.
Although Nie Xiaoqian is just a brat, she will become the master and wife of Montenegro in a while, so everyone should give her some face.
"Hey, look, the wedding team is here."
As soon as everyone raised their glasses, Xiaohu suddenly pointed to the door and let out a surprise cheer.
Hearing this, all the demons and ghosts subconsciously looked in the direction pointed by Xiaohu.
But the door is empty, where is the welcome team?
The demons and ghosts were a little annoyed. How could this guy lie to people?
"Hahaha, the bride is so beautiful, it would be a pity to marry that stinky stone of the old demon from Montenegro, so I, the Tiger King, just accept it."
Before they could turn around, they heard a loud laugh.
Subconsciously looking up, he saw the king named Ba Ba appearing upstairs at some point.
He grabbed the bride with one hand and held down the tree demon grandma with the other hand, flying out at a very fast speed.
Damn it, steal the bride!
All the demons and ghosts were shocked, and secretly complained in their hearts.
What is this guy's hobby? If you want to steal a bride, why did you take your mother-in-law away too?
(End of this chapter)
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