My uncles are all big guys

Chapter 191 Thunder strikes the top to warn the immortals!

"Master, shall we go back now?"

Wang Xiao walked out of the door, and Xiaohu, who was scratching the ground out of boredom, ran over excitedly.

Wang Xiao smiled and touched the tiger's head, "Haven't you always wanted to see what Heaven is like? I happen to be going to Heaven today, so I will take you up there to see it."

"Go to heaven!"

The little tiger's ears and tail stood up in excitement.

God, how many good things has it done in the past to meet such a good master?

He is just a little tiger monster. In the past, let alone visiting the heaven, when he met a little heavenly soldier, he would put his tail between his legs and lower his head to please, for fear that someone would sneeze and kill him.

Nowadays, those immortals who can only look up at it will nod and say hello when they see it.

It also knows that it is not how awesome its little tiger is, but the high status of its owner.

As the saying goes, there are seven-rank officials in front of the prime minister.

Although Wang Xiao does not have any position, Wang Xiao's background is awesome.

Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun is his uncle, the Jade Emperor in heaven is his great-uncle, and both the Queen Mother and the Queen Mother want to accept his master as their godson.

If you pull out any of the civil and military immortals in heaven, they are all the master’s elders.

It's a little tiger, and finally the old hen turned into a duck and started shaking.

"Go to heaven, go to heaven, go to heaven!"

The little tiger jumped a few times in excitement, waving its tail in a circle.

"Would you like to go? If not, I will go by myself."

Seeing that this guy was so excited that he was about to hit the wall, Wang Xiao scolded him angrily.

Xiaohu quickly lay down on the ground so that Wang Xiao could sit on it.

Wang Xiao sat on the tiger's back and patted the tiger's head.

"Let's go!"

The little tiger howled excitedly and shot up with a "swish", flying straight into the sky.

"Don't run around when you get there. There are places I can go but I can't. Especially don't eat randomly."

"It's not because I'm afraid you'll get into trouble, it's because the fairy grass planted in the heaven absorbs the spirit of the fairy every day, and the energy is so powerful that you simply can't bear it."

Xiaohu nodded repeatedly.

"Master, don't worry. When I get to heaven, I will find a place to lie down and watch the scenery. I won't eat anything except breathing."

Wang Xiao then stroked the little tiger's head with relief.

"There is a special place for raising spiritual beasts in Heaven. When I finish things, I will go there to get a ration for you and Xiao Kun. You two will also have a taste of Heaven's rations."

"Heavenly beast rations!"

Fantasizing about what the fairy pet would eat, the little tiger slurred and took a sip of saliva.

"Well, Master, can you ask for one more portion? I'm afraid one portion is not enough."

Wang Xiao was speechless and patted the tiger's head.

"You think that the food in the canteen is enough for one meal. That ration can be digested by a spiritual pet for a hundred years. You, a little tiger monster who has not even become an immortal, can digest it for ten or eight years with just one bite. .”

The little tiger suddenly realized that it was just like feeding cats and dogs in the mortal world, just one meal.

A portion of the emotional heaven can be absorbed for hundreds of years after eating it.

"Work hard. Your flying speed is too slow. When you came from Guanjiang Estuary, didn't you see that they were all flying at a slower speed?"

"You're my mount anyway. It's too slow. It's not only embarrassing for you, it's also embarrassing for me, you know?"

Xiaohu nodded vigorously, "Master, don't worry, I will work hard to practice. If it doesn't work, I will get wings to put on my body. Isn't there a saying? It's like a tiger with wings."

The master and servant chatted and passed through a barrier to the heaven.

The heavenly world and the human world are still connected, but there is a barrier to prevent the practitioners or spiritual beasts below from entering the heavenly world by mistake.

If a practitioner wants to enter the heaven, he must either have an immortal job or be accompanied by an immortal. Otherwise, if he breaks into the heaven for no reason, he will be sent to the eighteenth level of hell at the least.

The barrier between the heavenly world and the human world not only prevents people from accidentally entering, but also divides the time interval.

As the saying goes, one day in heaven and one year on earth.

After passing through this barrier, the time flow rate in the two worlds is different.

As for why there is such a setting, Wang Xiao is not sure. It is probably used by the big guys to show off.

"How come Little True Lord has time to come to Heaven?"

As soon as we arrived at Nantianmen, the gatekeeper smiled and said hello.

"Uncle Lu hasn't changed his shift yet. He came to heaven to see His Majesty. He has some things to discuss."

Smiling, he stepped forward and said hello, not caring at all that the other person was an ordinary god general, and addressed him as uncle. Although there is a hierarchy in Heaven, everyone gets along very harmoniously except for the upper court.

In heaven, you can often see an immortal king hugging the shoulders of a heavenly general, talking with a smile, and running to drink and chat.

Only when the Jade Emperor sends an edict or performs a task will everyone match their rank.

After standing at Nantianmen and chatting with the divine general for a few words, and receiving a temporary waist card for Xiaohu, Wang Xiao said goodbye with a smile and walked into Nantianmen with Xiaohu.

After entering the heaven, Xiaohu was dumbfounded.

There was a fairy atmosphere everywhere, and the alluring smell of spiritual flowers and herbs penetrated directly into its nose.

Palaces and pavilions can be seen everywhere. Although they are numerous, they are not messy. Instead, they are placed in strange directions, which is pleasing to the eye.

A fairy celestial soldier would walk out of the fairy-like pavilion from time to time. The cranes and beasts flying in the sky from time to time dazzled the little tiger, and his eyes felt like they were not enough.

Fortunately, it kept Wang Xiao's instructions in mind and didn't say anything. No matter how fragrant the scent of the Ten Thousand Years Ganoderma lucidum next to it was, it wouldn't bat an eyelid.

"Stay here and don't run around!"

Arriving at the gate of Taiwei Yuqing Palace, Wang Xiao asked Xiaohu to wait at the gate. He asked the immortal official guarding the gate to confirm that the Jade Emperor was okay now, and walked in.

When others meet the Jade Emperor, they need someone to pass it on.

And Wang Xiao is the only one who has nothing to do with the Jade Emperor and does not need to communicate.

"You little monkey, why are you so idle these days?"

Wang Xiao just walked into the palace. The Jade Emperor, who was wearing ordinary clothes, put down the jade slip in his hand and looked at Wang Xiao with a smile.

"Don't I miss you, old man? I just came to see you."

Wang Xiao walked behind the Jade Emperor with a smile and gave him a slap on the shoulder.

"You little monkey!"

The Jade Emperor happily picked up the cup of jade tea next to him and handed it to Wang Xiao behind him.

"Taste it, this is freshly picked Tao tea."

Wang Xiao took it and took a sip, drank some tea, frowned and said, "It's a little worse than last time."

"Well, who says it isn't? The original energy is getting weaker and weaker, and there won't be any good tea left to drink in the future."

"You little monkey cub, you don't do anything but become a member of the Three Treasures. Tell me, what trouble did you get into again?"

Wang Xiao put down the tea cup and continued to beat the Jade Emperor's shoulders.

"It's not a big deal. It's just that a girl fell in love with a boy and gave birth to a child behind her family's back."

"Now the mother-in-law's family found out and asked them to separate. The two of them refused to do anything and even threatened to die."

"Today's young people are always impulsive and do things without considering the consequences."

The Jade Emperor glanced at Wang Xiao meaningfully and said with a smile.

"The matter has developed to this point. In order to prevent the incident from causing trouble and affecting the reputation of the girl and the family, the family decided to lock the girl into the boudoir and drive away the man and the child."

"I thought that if the girl calms down, she might be able to understand the family's difficulties."

"Then find someone to test and seduce the man, let him show his true colors, and completely make the girl give up."

The Jade Emperor snorted lightly.

"It has disgraced the family. Is it enough to just lock him up? For such a big family to simply brush this matter off, it will let others know how to look at it."

"How can the head of a family manage such a large family? What kind of prestige can he have?"

Wang Xiao was speechless.

The old man felt that the punishment was too light.

"Then what else can we do? We are all a family, so we can't really beat them to death. How about this, beating gongs and drums outside the house every day, claiming to be teaching disobedient girls a lesson."

"It's hard for others to come and check on you in such a deep boudoir. Just listen to what's going on and forget about it."

The Jade Emperor raised his eyelids and glanced at Wang Xiao.

"That's fine. We are a family after all. If we make more noise, we can let others understand that the head of the family has never bent the law for personal gain."

"Secondly, it is also a warning to them. Even my own girl will be punished like this when she makes a mistake. If others commit a taboo, they will not be easily forgiven."

After saying that, he picked up the jade cup that Wang Xiao drank from just now and threw it away.

The sky shook!

Dark clouds gathered on the top of Huashan Mountain, and rolling thunder fell from the sky, rumbling on the top of the mountain. Amidst the thunder and explosions, women's screams could be heard from time to time.

At the same time, a majestic voice sounded in the ears of all the immortals and gods in the three realms.

"Three Holy Mothers, Yang Chansifan, broke the rules of heaven by falling in love with a mortal, and was imprisoned in Mount Huashan. She suffered from being struck by lightning every day. I hope all the immortals will take this as a warning. Anyone who violates it again will be severely punished!"

ps: I have some things to update two chapters today. I don’t know when I will come back. I’m not sure if I still have time to write the manuscript tonight.

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