My uncles are all big guys
Chapter 214 What happened to Bodhisattva? It’s you who’s being criticized!
Chapter 214 What happened to Bodhisattva? It’s you who’s being criticized! (Please subscribe)
Wang Xiao had left a mark on his cassock and knew the approximate location, so he quickly found a cave.
Pointing to Sun Wukong at the entrance of the cave, "The guy who stole the cassock is here. Great Sage, go and show your majesty."
Sun Wukong took out his stick and looked Wang Xiao up and down: "Why does it always happen to me, Sun?"
Wang Xiao grinned and said, "You are the Monkey King, and your name is resounding throughout the three realms. If the other party knows how powerful you are, they may not be allowed to claim your name, and they will obediently hand over their cassocks."
"Who knows me, Wang Xiao, in the three realms? If I say it out and the other party doesn't hear it, it would be embarrassing."
"So of course it must be you, the Great Sage, to do this kind of thing with a long face!"
Sun Wukong is a monkey who can't hear good things. Wang Xiao's flattery makes him so happy that he can't even see his eyebrows.
"Hahaha, junior brother, just take a good look at my old grandson's reputation in the three realms."
After saying that, he jumped down, pointed at the entrance of the cave and shouted loudly.
The little demon behind the door saw that Sun Wukong was not easy to mess with, so he rolled and crawled towards the cave.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty..."
Black Bear Spirit, who was drinking with his friends, had just mentioned that he was preparing to hold a Buddhist robe meeting when he heard his subordinates crying and howling. He frowned and said in displeasure, "What are you calling?"
The little demon ran over, panting and pointing to the door.
"Your Majesty, it seems like your relatives are here outside?"
The black bear spirit was stunned for a moment, "My relative?"
The little demon nodded repeatedly, "Yes, Your Majesty, the relatives of your family, what he talks about outside are your relatives of the eighteenth generation."
The black bear spirit was stunned for a moment, then reacted and kicked the little demon away.
"Fuck you uncle..."
"Young boys, follow me out and kill this arrogant guy!"
He turned to the white-faced scholar who was drinking and said, "Brother, wait a moment, I'll be back soon!"
"Kill, kill, kill..."
A large number of little demons waved their weapons and rushed out as Sun Wukong yelled and cursed.
There may not be enough people in the film and television, there are only a dozen or so people.
However, in the real Black Wind Mountain, there are at least thousands of little demons coming out of the black bears. Each of them is full of demonic aura and looks strange.
In the eyes of more monsters, they are as simple as college students. They have obviously been forcibly enlightened and their IQ is obviously insufficient.
"Bold, what kind of madman dares to cause trouble in front of this king's cave?"
Black Bear walked out with three steps, stabbed the red tassel gun in his hand on the ground, and yelled angrily.
"Hahaha... Are you a kiln burner or a charcoal seller? You are so dark and handsome."
The monkey's paw was placed on Wang Xiao's body, and he laughed out of breath and said: "Junior brother, you are the one who burns the fire, and this is the one who burns the kiln and sells charcoal. It seems that the two of you are relatives!"
The black bear spirit was not angry. He knew how dark he was. Besides, in his mind, being dark was beautiful.
Although he wasn't angry, he was merciless.
"Where are the wild monkeys and libertines who dare to run wild at the entrance of my cave?"
After joking, Sun Wukong didn't want to talk nonsense, Tang Monk was still waiting in the temple.
"Stop being so verbose, you bastard, quickly hand over your cassock."
The black bear spirit did not deny it and smiled disdainfully, "I took the cassock, but I have to see if you have the ability to take it back."
"You are a black man who doesn't know what your grandpa is capable of. If you don't return my cassock quickly, I will flatten your black wind mountain, destroy your bear cave, and cut off your descendants for this evil spirit like yours."
The black bear spirit frowned and looked at Sun Wukong and Wang Xiao coldly.
"Who are you two to dare to say such big things?"
Sun Wukong, who had been waiting for this sentence for a long time, smiled slightly, straightened his 1 meter tall head, raised his chin slightly and said: "You must listen carefully, I, Sun Wukong, the Monkey King, the Monkey King who caused trouble in the Heavenly Palace 3 years ago! "
The black bear spirit was stunned for a moment, then patted his thigh with his paws and laughed.
"Who do I think it is? It turns out to be Bi Mawen, the groom who herds the Jade Emperor's horses!"
It was so ridiculing that Sun Wukong's eyes turned red.
He picked up the stick and rushed forward.
Wang Xiao did not follow to fight the black bear spirit, but blew at the little monsters of the black bear army.
In an instant, blazing flames burned, and the entire Black Wind Mountain was ignited.
The little demons, whose IQs were not high to begin with, were burned by the flames and screamed.
Wang Xiao ignored the little demon struggling in the flames and the fighting Monkey King Black Bear Spirit, turned around and flew into the open hole.
The two parties have fought, the disaster has been officially completed, and the cassock can be retrieved.
"who!"
Just as Wang Xiao rushed into the cave, a scholar rushed up holding a spiritual snake sword. Wang Xiao glanced at it, and with a wave of his hand, the Panlong Sanjian double-edged knife appeared in his hand, and he slashed at it without looking.
"what!"
A scream rang out. The scholar, who was worthy of reaching the Immortal Realm, broke the Spirit Snake Sword in his hand into two pieces, his head flew up from his neck, and his life was completely cut off.
According to the mark, Wang Xiao found the cassock in a hidden stone box, collected the box next to it, turned around and walked out of the cave.
"Hey, when did you come in?"
Turning around, he came face to face with a black charcoal head.
Wang Xiao grinned, "King Black Bear, do you want a perm?"
Before the black bear could react, Wang Xiao opened his mouth and blew, and a ball of red and white flames covered the bear's head.
"Monster, where are you running?"
Sun Wukong, who was following closely behind, rushed up, raised his stick and aimed at the burning bear's head to knock it down.
"Wukong, stop!"
Before Sun Wukong dropped his stick, a soft shout sounded.
Sun Wukong knew who was coming, and he didn't want to care, but his head suddenly started to hurt, and he couldn't hold the stick in his hand firmly and fell to the ground.
"Bodhisattva, you are going a little too far."
Wang Xiao walked forward quickly, supported Sun Wukong, and looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva who had stopped chanting the mantra angrily.
"The three of us, master and disciple, passed by your monastery. Not only did you find a greedy elder, but you also found a monster as your neighbor."
"Now that my senior brother wants to get rid of the demon and bring peace to the people in the surrounding area, you actually still recite his tightening curse."
"You act like this, it's easy for me to suspect that you are working with monsters!"
Guanyin Bodhisattva did her brows, feeling helpless in her heart.
He knew that joining Wang Xiao in the Westward Journey team would definitely have an impact on some of the plans he made.
But he didn't expect that this guy had disrupted his plan just after the show started, forcing him to show up.
"You kid is so unreasonable. If you hadn't shown off, this disaster wouldn't have happened. Now you're blaming me."
Wang Xiao is not Sun Wukong. He is controlled by a tight curse and is afraid of Guanyin Bodhisattva.
Guanyin didn't dare to put a golden hoop on him. If Master Xuandu found out, he would have to argue with him.
"Bodhisattva, everyone in the world says that you are compassionate and respect you from the bottom of their hearts. I don't believe that you don't know anything about Guanyin Temple."
"Amitabha!"
Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, who resisted the urge to put a trap on Wang Xiao, said leisurely: "This is all destiny. You can escort Tang Monk to the west without any worries, otherwise I will go find your second uncle."
Good guy, Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't do anything to Wang Xiao, so he directly brought out a big killer weapon to invite the parents.
Wang Xiao snorted and didn't bother to pay attention to him. He helped Sun Wukong and stood aside, intending to see how Guanyin Bodhisattva would deal with it.
"Junior brother, I know you do good for me, but some things should be kept low-key, so as not to displease others and cause trouble."
Sun Wukong, who had recovered from the pain, looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva with a smile and sent a message to Wang Xiao.
Wang Xiao nodded and said no more, but there was a feeling of emotion in his heart.
"Sun Houhou, who was fearless in the past, now also understands the ways of the world."
Now that he had stood up, Guanyin was too lazy to pretend. He raised his hand and put a golden hoop on the black bear's head.
Then he pulled out the willow and threw out a few drops of nectar.
The blazing flames on the black bear's head and the entire mountain were extinguished in the blink of an eye.
"hateful!"
The black bear, whose hair was burned off, was so angry that he rushed forward when he saw Wang Xiao.
Guanyin Bodhisattva raised his hand slightly and chanted silently. The black bear spirit immediately screamed and fell to the ground, holding his head and howling.
Wang Xiao patted Sun Wukong and pointed to the golden hoop on his head.
"Now he is related to you, right? Tsk tsk tsk, he is a monkey and a bear. Your species are really confusing!"
"Go, go, your species is in chaos. My old grandson was born with no relatives."
While the two were teasing each other, Guanyin Bodhisattva accepted the black bear and turned around to explain.
It can be seen that the two of them were whispering and chatting there, not paying attention to him at all, and they got angry at that time.
"You two, what are you doing here after you got the cassock? Why don't you go back quickly to protect Monk Tang and continue your journey westward!"
The flu is very serious during this period. Bosses, please pay attention to your health and try to wear a mask when going out. My child only had a cough at noon and developed a high fever in the afternoon, almost 40 degrees. Bosses, please take good care of yourself. Children, and the elderly at home!
(End of this chapter)
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