My uncles are all big guys

Chapter 219 If you don’t want to be a husband, then be a father! (Please subscribe)

Sure enough, a dog can't change its habit of eating shit, and a pig can't change its tendency to be a playboy.

Following the two men, the old pig let the horse go and ran to the backyard, where he happened to meet three young ladies again.

After some fuss, the woman came over, and the old pig immediately licked her face, flattered her for a while, and successfully won over the old mother-in-law.

When evening came, the woman came again.

"How did you guys discuss it? Who will be left with my daughter?"

"puff!"

Wang Xiao laughed again, and Sun Wukong looked at him expectantly.

Wang Xiao leaned into his ear and whispered: "I heard that boar breeding is practiced among the people."

"Hahaha…"

Sun Wukong clapped his legs and burst into laughter, and Sha Monk beside him also grinned. He realized that it was not appropriate to laugh in front of others, so he quickly stopped.

He coughed and said with a straight face: "We have agreed to keep that breeding pig."

"Hahaha……"

Sha Seng may still be thinking about Wang Xiao's words, so he said everything on his mind. After speaking, he coughed dryly and turned his head to face elsewhere.

Tang Seng shook his head helplessly.

Just now Wang Xiao and Sun Wukong came back and already talked about the garden.

He was helpless towards this pig, but after all, it was his apprentice, so Tang Seng wanted to politely refuse again.

But before he opened his mouth, Zhu Bajie stood up angrily.

"Junior Brother Sha, what you said is wrong. Let's discuss it carefully."

Sun Wukong suppressed his smile and pushed Zhu Bajie with his shoulder.

"Oh, what are you still discussing? After all, your mother has screamed, so what's there to discuss?"

"The enemy." Wang Xiao stood on the other side and said in agreement: "Bajie, I just calculated it for you. Today is a good holiday. You should take this opportunity to get married."

"It just so happens that we haven't had a meal for a long time. Let's take advantage of your blessing to have a good meal."

After saying that, Wang Xiao and Sun Wukong carried Zhu Bajie to the woman.

"In-laws, take her back quickly to get married. Remember to prepare some fast food for us so that we can be happy."

"Congratulations, I wish you a grandson as soon as possible next year."

Seeing that Wang Xiao was not fooled, the woman thought about it and caught them one by one, and said to the little maid behind her: "Prepare a good meal to entertain the four in-laws."

After saying that, Zhu Bajie walked towards the back room with an embarrassed look.

As soon as they left, Wang Xiao turned into a butterfly and wanted to catch up.

"Is there any fun to watch?"

Sun Wukong stretched out his hand to stop Wang Xiao, and Wang Xiao flapped his wings.

"What do you think? It's definitely going to be a blast. I've prepared the photo stone."

When Sun Wukong heard this, he turned around and pulled out the monkey's hair, blew it out and put the two of them on the bed.

"Master, please wait here while we go over and take a look."

After that, he and Wang Xiao flapped their wings and followed Zhu Bajie and the woman.

The two followed Zhu Bajie and the woman to the back house, and Zhu Bajie asked the woman anxiously.

"Mom, which sister do you plan to mate with me?"

The woman sighed sadly.

"I haven't thought about it yet. I'll give you my eldest daughter."

Zhu Bajie's eyes shone, but the woman sighed leisurely, "My second daughter is annoying me."

The old pig lowered his head.

"I'll give you my second daughter."

The old pig's eyes shone with light again.

"I'm just afraid that my third daughter will be angry."

The old pig slapped his leg, as if he had made a big decision and made a big sacrifice, and said to the woman: "Mom, it's not that troublesome. You might as well give me all three sisters to avoid quarrels and chaos." It’s family law.”

The woman slapped the table with a fan in her hand.

"This is unreasonable. Do you still want to take possession of all three of my daughters?"

The old pig chuckled and said with a smiling face: "Mother, you are mistaken. Which big family in this family does not have three wives and four concubines? Besides, I have three sisters, which can make our family prosperous and save money." In the future, many sons-in-law will be unhappy because of this little family property."

The woman shook her head, "No, no, you have suffered too much from my three young ladies." Seeing that nothing could be done, the old pig could only say with a bitter face: "Mom, whatever you think you should do, I will listen to you." Your."

Only then was the woman satisfied. She turned to Zhu Bajie and said, "How about this? I have a red hijab here. You put it on your head to cover your face. We will have a natural marriage. Whichever of my daughters you catch will be betrothed to you." for you."

The old pig's eyes lit up, "Then what if I catch all three."

The woman looked at him with a chuckle, "Then I'll give you all three."

"Okay, take a look!"

The old pig happily put on the red hijab.

"I'm coming……"

Wang Xiao and Sun Wukong, who were peeping on the sidelines, happily recorded this scene.

This is not only the dark history of Lao Zhu, but also the dark history of several Bodhisattvas. It is the only truly out-of-print piece in the Three Realms.

"Tsk tsk tsk, Bodhisattva still knows how to play!"

Looking at Zhu Bajie, who was wearing a red hijab and being teased by three Bodhisattvas, turning left and right, Sun Wukong suppressed his laughter and sent a message to Wang Xiao.

"How did it come about? It's not a loss. The three Bodhisattvas and Marshal Tianpeng performed for you. Even the Jade Emperor didn't have the chance to watch this great show."

"Hahaha, enemy to enemy!"

Facing the three Bodhisattvas, the old pig was dizzy after being teased. Finally, he was teased by Guanyin Bodhisattva and hit his head on the table, screaming in pain.

Wang Xiao saw it for real. There was obviously a ray of light flashing on the table. It was specially blessed by someone to make this stupid pig suffer.

"Ouch, ouch, mother, the three sisters are too slippery, I didn't catch any of them, what should I do?"

The woman who was also having a great time fanned her lips and said, "It's not that my daughter is too slippery, it's that they all are too humble to recruit you."

The old pig, who was looking at the woman on the ground, saw that the old woman's charm was still illuminated by the lights. He swallowed secretly, got up and said with a smile: "Mom, since they refuse to recruit me, then you can do it." Me."

"Damn it, you are worthy of being Marshal Tianpeng. If I can't be your husband, I will be your father. I admire you!"

Wang Xiao sighed for a while, and Sun Wukong also looked in admiration.

"Those who are thick-skinned in the Three Realms must be the number one in Bajie."

The two of them were so shocked by Lao Zhu's words that they forgot to communicate. The old woman glanced at him, blocked it with a fan in her hand, and raised her hand to shoot two golden lights.

"I've been discovered, Senior Brother Feng Jiahu!"

"Amitabha!"

After a while, the old pig was hung up, and Guanyin Bodhisattva chanted the Buddha's name and shook his head.

"I wanted to educate that child, but I didn't expect that child to be so alert."

"That child is naturally smart. There are too many loopholes that we have laid out, and it won't be an exaggeration to find out."

Mother Lishan said, "But I looked at the child and did not stop us from making arrangements. From this, we can see that he will not stop the journey to the west or do other things. Master Guanyin can rest assured." .”

"Amitabha, I hope this is the case."

Although Guanyin said so, she already had some thoughts in her heart, and decided to face another difficulty and test Wang Xiao again.

After eating and drinking enough, it rained heavily again at night, and the few of them slept comfortably.

However, when he woke up, he found that he was sleeping in a wasteland.

Tang Seng was a little surprised, but there was nothing unusual about Wang Xiao and Sun Wukong.

"Master, master!"

Waves of shouts came from a distance. Tang Monk quickly checked and said to Wang Xiao and Sun Wukong: "Wukong has enlightened, do you think it's Bajie?"

The four people led the horses and walked over after hearing the sound, and saw Zhu Bajie hanging up on a big tree, with bloody marks on the skin on his body.

"Hahaha……"

Just as Sun Wukong was about to make fun of him, Tang Seng felt extremely distressed and hurriedly urged Wang Xiao and Sun Wukong to put Zhu Bajie down.

Wang Xiao opened his mouth and blew, and a ball of flame flew out and burned the rope.

Zhu Bajie fell to the ground with an ouch.

Wang Xiao and Sun Wukong walked forward and helped him up with a smile.

Sun Wukong joked: "Hey, isn't this Bajie? Where is your mother? Where is your delicate wife?"

Lao Zhu felt ashamed when he heard this, while Wang Xiao was doing some finishing touches next to him.

"Is heavenly marriage fun? Bajie, you have experience. If you encounter such a good thing in the future, you should teach us more."

"Hahaha……"

Speaking of the wedding in the sky, Sun Wukong remembered what happened last night again, patted Zhu Bajie on the shoulder, and laughed so hard that he couldn't breathe.

(End of this chapter)