My uncles are all big guys
Chapter 254 A feud 500 years ago!
Chapter 254 A feud 500 years ago!
"By the way, you came down to earth this time just to stop Tang Monk."
While the two were preparing, Wang Xiao asked a question.
The green bull spirit holding the gun chuckled and said, "I don't have that spare time."
He leaned close to Wang Xiao's ear and whispered: "You know that when the monkey was caught, there was an Antiian Conference."
After saying that, he gave me a look that said you understand.
Wang Xiao gradually became enlightened.
The Antiian Conference was a conference held by the Great Heavenly Lord to suppress Sun Wukong in order to thank Tathagata Buddha.
It is normal for heaven to hold a banquet and invite all parties, but this name is not.
To raise the status of Buddha so high is to slap others in the face.
Although the Great Heavenly Lord is the Supreme Being of the Three Realms, everyone understands that whenever the Supreme Lord opens his mouth, the Great Heavenly Lord will also consider it seriously.
Even if you don't accept it, you will discuss it in a good manner.
The riot in the Heavenly Palace didn't just slap Tianting in the face, but it also indirectly slapped Daomen in the face. What happened later was the Antiian Conference. No matter how enlightened Taishang Laojun was, he would still be somewhat dissatisfied.
The Golden Horn and the Silver Horn may have been something that was promised, and he asked Fan to arrange it directly. The Green Bull Spirit was probably Taishang Laojun's own decision.
The purpose is to regain the face lost during the Uprising in Heaven, so that this monkey can understand that the so-called reputation you gained when Uprising in Heaven was just a monkey show.
The first purpose is to regain face for the Taoist sect, and the second purpose is just to disgust those bald donkeys in the West.
The two of them walked out of the cave with many little demons, and immediately saw the sky shining with golden light.
Compared to the majesty of the heavenly soldiers and generals, these bald donkeys in the West are much more arrogant.
The Dragon-Subduing Arhat is surrounded by golden dragons. Ordinary mortals who don't know how to practice will feel at a glance that these monks with awesome special effects are definitely very powerful.
"Amitabha, you two monsters, how dare you detain Master Jin Chanzi and his disciples to go against heaven and block the journey to the west."
When the two parties met, Subduing Dragon Arhat directly slapped him with a big hat.
"hehe!"
Lao Niu smiled disdainfully, "What Jin Chanzi, I don't know. I just caught a few thieves stealing clothes."
"Good brother!"
Qingniu Jing looked at Wang Xiao next to him, "You have been traveling in the Three Realms for so long, you should have heard of the Western precepts. If this monk steals something, does it count as a violation of the precepts?"
Wang Xiao nodded slightly, pretending to think for a while and replied: "As far as I know, there is a pig demon named Bajie in the monk team. The Eight Precepts of Buddhism are: one is not to kill, the second is not to steal, the third is not to engage in sexual misconduct..."
"This theft precedes sexual immorality and comes after killing. This shows how much they have violated the commandments."
"I don't know how the West will deal with it, but if one of my men makes such a big mistake, I will peel off his skin to save him from embarrassing me and becoming the object of ridicule in the three worlds."
"That's right. If one of my men steals something, I will deal with him severely. I will also go to the owner's door to apologize and compensate him ten times or a hundred times to ask for his forgiveness."
Wang Xiao and Qingniu Jing sang and harmonized, not only throwing back the hat of Arhat Subduing the Dragon, but also dunking a shit basin with his backhand.
According to Western propaganda, Tang Monk was a good man of ten generations, a kind and righteous being, and a natural son of the Buddha.
If it is labeled as theft, then so many years of Western propaganda will be completely in vain.
The incident spread to the Tang Dynasty in the East, and they didn't know that the great prosperity in the West they were looking forward to would have to wait until the Year of the Monkey and the Moon of the Horse.
"How bold, how dare you humiliate my Buddhist holy monk!"
Seeing that the verbal conversation with the other party was not going to end, the Crouching Tiger Arhat decided to be practical. Regardless of the eyes of the Dragon Subduing Arhat, he roared and rushed forward.
Jiang Long sighed softly.
He also thought that he would try not to do anything if he didn't do it. After all, magic weapons are very precious and it would be difficult to get them back if they were lost.
As a result, Fu Hu actually forgot what he had told him when he came, and got angry and took action directly.
Although he was speechless, now that the two sides were fighting, it was inappropriate for him to stand aside and watch, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet.
When the other Buddhas saw that the leading Eighteen Arhats had taken action, they also rushed down shouting, intending to subjugate the demons and enchant them to rescue Jin Chanzi.
"Come on, little ones!"
The green bull spirit said hello, winked at Wang Xiao, and stopped most of the Arhats with his black tassel gun, leaving only two people for Wang Xiao.
This is Wang Xiao's first time working with Western Buddhism. Thinking about Qingniu Jing, Wang Xiao may not know much about Western magic. You can give Wang Xiao two first to let Wang Xiao get used to it. Wang Xiao faced the Gatekeeper Arhat and the Long-Eyebrow Arhat.
Arhats who are gatekeepers are quite common, but Arhats with long eyebrows have a very obvious sign, which is their long eyebrows.
The two Arhats held a Zen staff in one hand, and the other raised his eyebrows and attacked Wang Xiao.
"receive!"
Seeing that the two sides were about to meet, Wang Xiao made a seal with his hands, silently recited a spell in his mouth, opened the bag on his waist, and pointed his finger at the Arhat with Long Eyebrows.
A ray of light flew out, and before the long-browed Arhat could react, it entered Wang Xiao's bag.
"You evildoer is seeking death!"
The gatekeeper Arhat widened his eyes angrily, brandished the demon-conquering pestle and struck at Wang Xiao. The sitting deer Arhat who was besieging Lao Niu on the side also took out his hand and came to help.
Wang Xiao didn't hesitate, he picked up the huge ax and rushed forward.
"Kaitian, kill!"
Wang Xiao roared angrily, and the ax in his hand burst into thousands of rays of light, making those watching the battle unable to open their eyes.
"What a strong light, what a strong magic power!" Sitting Deer Arhat's eyes instantly went dark, and he continued to retreat.
"careful!"
The ax in Wang Xiao's hand hit the bald head directly.
There was no way, under the light of the axe, this bare and reflective forehead was too conspicuous.
The janitor Arhat was too late to rescue him, so he could only remind him angrily and loudly.
"Ming!"
Sitting Lu also wanted to come to the rescue and buy some time for its owner, but was kicked away by Wang Xiao.
"clang!"
The back of the ax hit the reflective forehead directly.
That is to say, Wang Xiao showed mercy, otherwise the West would have to find another Arhat sitting on a deer.
"you……"
The Arhat Sitting on a Deer looked blankly at Wang Xiao, who was holding an ax handle in front of him. He opened his mouth and said the word "you" before he rolled his eyes and passed out.
"How brave!"
The janitor Arhat was thrown away by Wang Xiao several times. He roared angrily and swung the demon-subduing pestle at him.
"Fa Bao!"
Wang Xiao picked up the unconscious Luohan Sitting Deer, turned around suddenly, grabbed the cloak behind him with his free hand, and fanned it hard towards the janitor Arhat. A turbulent air flow flew out, and the figure of the janitor Arhat disappeared from the place, and the sky A figure flying at high speed appeared above and disappeared in an instant.
"Brother Niu!"
Wang Xiao threw the deer-sitting Arhat to the little demon, turned around and shouted to the green bull spirit who was still fighting the other Arhats.
The Green Bull Spirit understood instantly, glanced at it and saw that all the Arhats had taken out their weapons. He jumped out of the battle circle and pushed hard with his right hand. The magic weapons and weapons in the hands of the Arhats were instantly taken away.
"Damn it, give me back my magic weapon!"
"Asshole, how can you trap a dragon?"
"My colorful lotus lantern!"
The Arhats howled for a while, and they were so angry that they wanted to fight against Lao Niu.
"Everyone, please look over here!"
Wang Xiao's voice suddenly sounded, and as soon as the name Bald Donkey came out, he was full of ridicule.
All the Arhats turned their heads and glared angrily, but when they saw clearly, their hearts instantly became cold.
"Everyone, I'll send you to the west!"
Wang Xiao showed a gentle smile, and shook the cloak that had been taken off at the Arhats.
The remaining sixteen Arhats, as well as the Buddhas who were behind to come to help, screamed and flew towards the west in various postures.
(End of this chapter)
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