My uncles are all big guys

Chapter 257 A man’s best fantasy place, Xiliang Women’s Country!

"Junior Brother Wang, are you sure everything is fine?"

As expected, Qingniu Jing was taken away by Taishang Laojun as soon as he left the house.

Seeing that the matter was resolved, the troops from Heaven and the West came down one after another to take away their weapons, said hello to Sun Wukong, turned around and left.

This trip was too much of a loss. Not only did I not earn any merit, I almost lost my weapon.

Everyone is thinking about it in their hearts. In the future, when the monkey comes for help, he will have to think about it carefully.

What made Wang Xiao feel more comfortable was that after Sun Wukong came in, he did not immediately look for his golden hoop. Instead, he put him down hanging on the ceiling of the cave and showed concern for Wang Xiao's situation.

"It's okay, it's just that after being hung for a few days, it was just a nap for me."

Wang Xiao replied and took Sun Wukong to find Tang Monk and weapons.

Those gods' hands were clean enough and they didn't steal their weapons.

After finding the weapons, the two found Tang Monk who was well fed and housed. After some talk, they said goodbye to Guanyin Bodhisattva and continued to move west.

"Bajie, the front is Wenrou Township, you have to be careful."

Arriving in front of a big river, Wang Xiao looked across the river and turned around to joke.

Zhu Bajie was stunned and asked doubtfully: "What kind of gentle village is it? It's hard for us to walk around and go back to Gaolaozhuang."

Tang Seng and others also looked at Wang Xiao curiously.

"Enlightenment, you send Red Boy back. Do you know anything after walking through this journey?"

Tang Seng was a little nervous.

He wasted a lot of time in Jindou Cave, and now he has not reached even half of the journey. If he is delayed for any longer, I am afraid that the speed of his body's journey to the west will not be able to keep up with the speed of his soul.

Wang Xiao smiled and pointed to the other side of the river, "It's not a monster, but the other side is scarier than a monster."

Tang Seng was shocked and asked quickly.

"Is it a more powerful monster?"

"What should we do? If we delay for a long time, we don't know when we will be able to reach the West."

Wang Xiao shook his head, "Master, you are also an eminent monk. Haven't you heard of Wenwen Township and the Tomb of Heroes? Since ancient times, heroes have been saddened by beauties."

After finishing speaking, without waiting for a few people to ask questions, he said to the opposite side: "There is a country opposite, called: Xiliang Women's Country, also known as the Daughter's Country!"

"As the name suggests, in this country, from the monarch to the common people, all are women, and for unknown reasons, all of them are fair-skinned, beautiful and have long legs. They are stunningly beautiful anywhere."

"Fuck!"

Zhu Bajie took a deep gulp of saliva and moved closer to Wang Xiao excitedly, "Is this true?"

"Bajie!"

Before Wang Xiao could answer, Tang Monk said with a serious face: "We who are monks must keep in mind the rules and precepts. Even if we are beautiful, we must treat them as pink skeletons. We must not do anything that violates the precepts, otherwise we will be disqualified as teachers." I can’t spare you.”

Hearing this, Zhu Bajie muttered in a low voice: "You are a monk and we are not. Besides, if they pounce on them and you don't let us hurt mortals, how can I, an old pig, stop them."

"Ha ha……"

Sun Wukong covered his mouth and laughed, patted Zhu Bajie on the shoulder and said: "Idiot, don't worry about this. With Junior Brother Wang and Master here, these girls will not fall in love with you even if they are blind, so you don't have to I’m worried about this.”

"Humph, what did you say, you plagued monkey?"

Hearing the monkey's mocking words, Zhu Bajie became angry at that time and said angrily: "As the saying goes: If a thick willow dustpan and a thin willow bucket are used, who in the world would think a man is ugly!"

"That's a country of girls. The whole country is full of women. No matter how good-looking the master and this brat are, it's not the turn of ordinary people to grab them."

"When the time comes, they will no longer have a target. How can they be picky? Not to mention me, even Junior Brother Sha might be robbed by someone."

Wang Xiao turned back to look at Sha Seng. "Junior Brother Sha, if I were you, I wouldn't be able to bear it. I can bear it if you say I'm incompetent or have little magical power, but I can't bear it if you say I'm ugly. I will definitely beat him to death."

The monk carrying the load waved his hand carelessly.

"Second Senior Brother is joking. I am not interested in this aspect, be it ugly or beautiful. I just want to protect the master and reach the West to successfully obtain the scriptures."

Wang Xiao gave a thumbs up, turned to Tang Monk and said, "Although what Bajie said is a bit boastful, it is not impossible."

"Once a person holds it in for a long time, not to mention ugly men, carrots, sticks, and eggplants will all suffer, so master, you have to watch this perverted pig closely, otherwise you will break the commandments, and we will never want to go to the West to learn from the scriptures in this life. ."

"If you want to see Tathagata Buddha, master, just wait until the day of his death."

"puff!"

Hearing Wang Xiao's words, Sun Wukong slapped his thigh with laughter. He laughed and pointed at Wang Xiao: "Junior Brother Wang, I always thought that only Bajie could say these words. I didn't expect that you, a handsome young man, would say these words." Just open your mouth and come."

Zhu Bajieyan hummed and said, "Master, you have to keep an eye on this guy. This guy just calls me an old pig, but in fact he himself is not a good guy."

Wang Xiao shrugged nonchalantly, "They are all men, so what are you pretending to be? Besides, I am just a master in name. If I succeed in learning the scriptures in the future, I will still be a Taoist disciple."

"Although immortals and mortals cannot intermarry, as long as my master nods, let alone marrying a wife, no one among the ten or eight would dare to say anything."

Zhu Bajie, who had just finished his confession, his eyes widened when he heard this.

After being together for so long, he actually forgot about this incident.

Wang Xiao is different from them.

They worshiped Tang Monk in a serious manner and became Buddhist disciples.

Wang Xiao is different, he is just in name, and after going back to learn the scriptures, he will still live his happy life as a fairy.

"Amitabha, the Eight Precepts, as a teacher, it's still the same. If you violate the precepts, you will never be lenient."

Tang Monk warned Zhu Bajie again with a serious face, and then looked at Wang Xiao: "Wudao, although you are only in the name of being a teacher, you are now half a disciple of Buddhism."

"When the time comes, I hope you will pay attention to it. Even if there is a girl you like, just make a decision. When the study is over, you can come back to get her again. Don't do anything out of the ordinary."

Wang Xiao hugged Tang Monk and said, "Master, don't worry, I just said casually, I am not a perverted pig like Bajie, and I am not even interested in Chang'e. Is there a woman more beautiful than Chang'e in this world? Move me."

After hearing Wang Xiao's assurance, Tang Seng felt relieved.

Zhu Bajie on the side curled his lips in disdain.

"Chang'e is still unmoved. Have you met Chang'e? Are people paying attention to you? I think you are just bragging."

Wang Xiao turned to look at Bajie, and under Bajie's contemptuous eyes, he took out a bay leaf.

"Marshal Tianpeng, you should know this thing."

"Bay leaf!"

Zhu Bajie exclaimed and stepped forward to catch him, but Wang Xiao dodged him.

"This is the treasure of Taiyin Star. Where did you get it from, you brat?"

The old pig looked nervous, and even looked at the sky from time to time, for fear of being discovered by people in heaven.

Wang Xiao put away the laurel leaves and patted Zhu Bajie on the shoulder with a smile.

"The fact that I can get the laurel leaves is enough to prove my relationship with Chang'e. As for the rest..."

Wang Xiao gave a look that you know. Under Zhu Bajie's depressed and cuckolded look, he and Sun Wukong leisurely went to look for the boat.

"My Fairy Chang'e!"

The old pig, who didn't know what to think, sat down on the ground and beat his thigh in annoyance while looking at the sky.

(End of this chapter)