My uncles are all big guys

Chapter 260: When women go crazy, men have nothing to do with them.

Women are really crazier than men sometimes.

The master and disciples walked along the road. Both sides of the street were lined with women watching the excitement. Some of them were bold enough to throw their sachets and handkerchiefs at Wang Xiao and Tang Seng.

"Hey, what is it!"

Wang Xiao, who was hurriedly blocking the sachet handkerchief and salty pig hands, was suddenly covered by something.

When I took it off and took a look, the corner of my mouth twitched.

Damn, it turned out to be a pink bellyband, and judging from the temperature on the hands, it had just been taken off.

Looking at the girls around who were covering their mouths and laughing, a drop of cold sweat broke out on Wang Xiao's forehead.

It is indeed a country of women, even taking off the bellyband on the spot, this crazy behavior can be done.

Seeing that more and more women were coming and the way forward was blocked, Wang Xiao had no choice but to kick Zhu Bajie and cover his face with a handkerchief he got from nowhere.

"Why did you kick me?"

Zhu Bajie, who was feeling comfortable being fished out by countless hands, glared at Wang Xiao angrily.

Wang Xiao pointed at the women who were getting closer and closer around him, and said helplessly to the old pig: "Now use your expertise to drive these women away and clear a way."

When Lao Zhu heard this, he felt a little shy and coy.

"It's a bit inappropriate to do it in broad daylight!"

Wang Xiao was stunned for a moment before he realized what he was doing, and he kicked the old pig angrily.

"Who said it was your specialty? I said it was your specialty of being ugly. Scare them away quickly. There are too many and I can't stop them. If this continues, our master's reputation will be lost."

"Hahaha……"

When the women around heard Wang Xiao's words, they laughed like silver bells.

However, one or two of them sounded pretty good, but hundreds of women laughed together. Not to mention Wang Xiao, even Sun Wukong, who had tried the golden hoop curse many times, had a headache.

"Bajie, stop talking nonsense and start quickly!"

Seeing that Zhu Bajie was still sulking, Sun Wukong carried him forward and pulled the towel off his face.

The old pig just took off his clothes, why did he care about his face? The most important thing is to be happy.

"Look, look, look carefully!"

The old pig shook his head and walked straight in front of the women.

"Wow!"

"What an ugly pig!"

"Sisters, get out of the way. I won't pick on you, even if it's a pig, I'll take it!"

After a period of commotion, the crowded crowd was finally opened by the old pig. Wang Xiao protected Tang Seng and passed through the hands of countless white and tender salty pigs.

"Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding..."

While Wang Xiao, Tang Monk and his disciples were struggling to move forward against countless hands, the King of the Daughter Kingdom, who was enjoying the music in the palace, suddenly heard the beautiful music, mixed with noise and laughter, and frowned slightly.

"What's so noisy!"

The jade lips lifted slightly, and the sound sounded like the sound of a quiet spring in an empty valley, making people unable to help but indulge in it.

The female minister took a step forward, bowed slightly, turned around and walked out.

He returned within a short while.

Different from going out, there was a hint of joy on her face at this time.

"Your Majesty, you are so happy!"

The king of the daughter kingdom, who was sitting dignifiedly at the top, looked at the prime minister in confusion and asked softly: "Why did the prime minister say this?"

The female prime minister said happily: "There is an eminent monk from the Tang Dynasty who passed by our country with his disciples. Now he has arrived at the post house and wants to see Your Majesty!"

"The noise outside is the noise made by the people in the country, and I see that all the noise is made by men."

"Oh, that's it!" The queen nodded suddenly, and then said expectantly: "The person from the Eastern Tang Dynasty must be extraordinary. I would like to meet him."

The female Prime Minister smiled and said to Her Majesty the Queen: "Compared to this eminent monk of the Tang Dynasty, I think Your Majesty should meet his second disciple more."

The Queen became more curious and asked doubtfully.

"Is there anything different about his apprentice?"

The female prime minister thought about the news and said excitedly: "His two disciples are direct disciples of Master Xuandu. Their master is Taiqing Saint, the most precious person in heaven and earth."

"Although he and Tang Seng are masters and disciples, they are only temporary names and are entrusted by others to help Tang Seng obtain scriptures from the west."

The female prime minister continued: "Although our Xiliang Women's Kingdom is powerful, they are all women after all. For many years, we have had wars with other countries, and we have always lost more than won."

"But our citizens are all beautiful in appearance, and monsters from other countries often peek at them. Some of our citizens often disappear inexplicably, which has caused panic among the people."

"All this is because our Xiliang Women's Kingdom has no one or power to protect us."

"If we can make good friends with the disciples of Master Xuandu, our country will be a force under the saint."

"At that time, not to mention mere mortal forces, even the gods in the sky will give you some dignity."

The ministers in the hall nodded one after another, feeling that what the female prime minister said was very reasonable.

But no one noticed that such a secret matter, how did the female prime minister find out about it when she just went out for a while?

"Then I want to meet you even more!"

Although the Queen did not think as much as her female counterpart, she was also very curious about Wang Xiao.

"Please come quickly!"

"Who can I invite? Let them all come?"

The female phase hesitated.

According to her inquiries, except for Tang Seng and his second disciple, who had special identities and outstanding appearances, the others were very ordinary and extremely ugly.

She had watched her queen grow up, and she didn't want a few of Tang Seng's apprentices to come over and scare the queen.

The Queen pondered for a moment after hearing this, and then explained to the female minister: "When an envoy from another country arrives, he must be prepared, so let his second apprentice come over first, as a way of saying hello, so that both of us can be prepared."

"It won't be too late to invite him after the official start of the court tomorrow."

The female prime minister nodded slightly.

In fact, she prefers Wang Xiao in her heart.

Although the Tang Dynasty was powerful, it was thousands of miles away from the Daughter's Kingdom. Even if they made good friends, if they encountered trouble in the future, they would not be able to rush over immediately.

If you make friends with the disciples of this Taiqing saint, the result will be different.

This disciple and other connections of Saint Taiqing are all high-ranking immortals. For them, the distance of thousands of miles is only the blink of an eye.

If we really make good friends, the Xiliang Women's Kingdom will be able to ensure peace and prosperity for the country and the people, regardless of going sideways in the future.

"Let me go?"

Wang Xiao, who finally arrived at the post house and was about to pack away all the scents on his body, looked at Tang Seng in surprise.

Tang Seng nodded.

"When the two countries communicate, it is natural to inform them first. It is not appropriate to go as a teacher. It will damage the prestige of the Tang Dynasty."

Pointing at Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and others, Tang Seng said helplessly: "Wudao, you have also seen that your senior brother and two junior brothers are not good-looking. If they scare the Queen of Xiliang, our trip will be delayed."

"Master can't go, and Wukong and the others can't go either. I can only let you run away."

Tang Seng has always been very serious about the external exchanges of the Tang Dynasty, even the smallest details.

Tang Seng said everything, and Wang Xiao naturally couldn't refuse. He could only nodded, changed clothes, and under Zhu Bajie's envious and jealous eyes, he followed the female soldiers who came to inform him and went to Xiliang Women's Kingdom. of the royal palace.

　Something happened today that delayed me for a while. I'm sorry.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)