My uncles are all big guys

Chapter 264: What’s so difficult about giving birth to a child? It’s fine as long as there is a hole.

"Crash!"

The tea bowl in Tang Monk's hand fell to the ground, and his eyes widened in shock.

Zhu Bajie and Sha Monk Sun Wukong froze in place. He looked at the female figure who nodded slightly, and then looked at his belly. He felt like he was mourning for his heir.

"Oh, my mother!"

Zhu Bajie howled and jumped up and down on the spot.

"What the hell is this? An old man like me is actually pregnant with a child. If the guys in heaven know about this, they will laugh at me to death. From now on, I will become the butt of jokes after dinner. "

Wang Xiao hurriedly stepped forward to comfort Zhu Bajie, "It's okay, it's okay, you're welcome, and there's the Monkey King. Compared to Marshal Tianpeng, they prefer to watch Monkey King's jokes."

After hearing this, Lao Zhu instantly felt balanced.

Yes, there is also a Monkey King.

His reputation as Marshal Tianpeng is nothing compared to that of the Great Sage Qitian. Even if those guys in Heaven want to laugh at him, the main target of ridicule will definitely be the Great Sage Qitian, not him, who is dispensable. The canopy marshal.

But then he had a bitter look on his face, and he lay on the couch rubbing his stomach, ouching and screaming in pain.

"So what, I, an old man, am actually going to give birth to a baby. I don't have the power. Where on earth is this child going to come out?"

"It's okay, it's okay..."

Wang Xiao stepped forward and continued to comfort: "Although we don't have that function, you still have holes in your body. Where you come out or not, it's all the same."

"As an uncle, I have already thought of the name of the child."

"Think about it, pigs give birth to several at a time. If you want to give birth to one, let's call it George. If you want to give birth to several, let's call them Peppa Pig, Paul..."

The old pig became more and more annoyed as he listened and stretched out his hand to push Wang Xiao away.

"Get out of here, standing and talking doesn't hurt your back. Are you as comforting as you?"

"What the hell are those names you have, Peppa Pig, George, Paul?"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The female officers and maids who followed were holding on to things around them or their sisters' shoulders, laughing so hard that they couldn't straighten their waists.

The corners of the female prime minister's lips were raised several times, but she finally suppressed it.

"Wait a minute!"

Seeing that Wang Xiao was really about to leave, Zhu Bajie grabbed Wang Xiao again and said pitifully: "You brat, seeing as we have such a good relationship, you have to hire a better midwife for me. I'm afraid of pain." .”

"Okay, okay, don't worry!"

Wang Xiao comforted him with a smile on his face, and then walked to Tang Seng, whose face was pale with pain, to support him.

"Master, how are you?"

Tang Seng was so hurt that he could not speak and waved his hands repeatedly.

Sitting on a chair, although he didn't cry out in pain, Sun Wukong, who had a wrinkled forehead, pulled Wang Xiao and said, "Junior brother Wang, go to your ancestor quickly and buy some abortion pills for me, Sun and others."

Upon hearing this, Tang Monk nodded repeatedly and looked at Wang Xiao to urge him.

"Absolutely not!"

After hearing Sun Wukong's arrangement, the female company hurriedly stepped forward to stop Wang Xiao, and said to Sun Wukong and Tang Monk: "The water of my son's mother river is a rare thing in the world, and ordinary fetal medicine is not only useless, but will also damage its origin. "

"Those with minor injuries cannot afford to suffer, while those with severe injuries die on the spot."

"As far as I know, even you cultivators will not be much better. The better ones will be lost, and the more serious ones may be completely destroyed."

"It's over!"

Zhu Bajie, who heard the news with his ears open, rolled his eyes and fell on the bed. He didn't know whether he was really dizzy or fake.

Tang Seng also staggered, his expression was painful, and his eyes were full of confusion.

On behalf of the Tang Dynasty, he went to the West to worship Buddha and obtain the true scriptures. The journey itself was difficult, and now he had to take care of his children. Putting aside whether he would be laughed at or not, he couldn't bear to let his child suffer all the way. After all, it was the meat that fell from his body.

"It's not just that!"

After the female prime minister finished speaking, Wang Xiao frowned and added: "Having a fetus is like hurting a person's life. Our Buddhist sect pays attention to clear rules and precepts, and we are not allowed to kill."

"If Master gave birth to this fetus, it would be like harming an innocent life. With his hands covered in blood, how could he go to the West to obtain the Mahayana Sutra for the Tang Dynasty."

As soon as these words came out, Tang Seng's blank eyes instantly turned into despair, his eyelids rolled up, and he fainted just like Zhu Bajie.

"Ouch, brat, don't worry about the master. Just worry about us first. He can't break the rules but we can, so hurry up and find a way."

The unconscious Zhu Bajie suddenly jumped up and grabbed Wang Xiao.

Wang Xiao had no choice but to look at the female prime minister.

The female Xiang nodded slightly and pointed to the south of the city.

"There is Jieyang Mountain in the south of the city. There is a spring on the mountain that can relieve the unborn child."

Wang Xiao quickly clasped his fists and said, "Please ask the female prime minister to take care of my master and a few senior brothers. I'll come as soon as I go."

After saying that, he strode out.

"Sir, please hurry up. Your Majesty is still waiting for your appointment, and there is something important to tell you."

Wang Xiao waved his hand and turned into a stream of light, flying towards Jieyang Mountain.

In the mountains south of the city, there are bamboo forests all over the mountains, and the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant.

Wang Xiao followed the instructions and came to an ancient well. When he looked down, a pool of spring water slowly gushes out.

The spring water exudes a strange fragrance and is so clear that you can see the bottom at a glance.

Just as Wang Xiao was about to take out the gourd to get water, there was a "boom", a force burst out from the bottom of the well, and a Taoist priest flew out from inside.

"My spring water is not given lightly."

Wang Xiao raised his eyebrows and said, "True Immortal Ruyi, are you sure you won't give it to me?"

Ruyi Zhenxian, who was pretending to be cool, stared at him with a cold expression when he heard the person calling him by his name.

When he saw the person clearly, his anger suddenly rose.

"It turns out you are the adulterer. Come and die!"

Wang Xiao was stunned.

When did he become an adulterer?

He and the Bull Demon King are in-laws!

However, before Wang Xiao could figure it out, Immortal Ruyi had already rushed forward with weapons in hand.

Wang Xiao was not the kind of person who stood there and let others beat him. He raised his hand and summoned a three-pointed two-edged sword and started fighting with the opponent.

This Ruyi True Immortal has a nice name, but his skills are only average, and his strength is not even that of a Mysterious Immortal.

In just a few rounds, Wang Xiao took the opponent to the sword.

The sharp blade pointed at the neck of Immortal Ruyi. Wang Xiao frowned and asked, "What kind of adulterer? If you don't explain it to me today, next year you will have the Bull Demon King visit your grave."

"Humph!"

Immortal Ruyi had a stick on her neck and didn't even look at Wang Xiao.

"Kill if you want, no need to talk nonsense, my elder brother will avenge me."

"Just wait, wait until you reach the Flame Mountain, and that's when you, the adulterer, will die without a burial place."

"My eldest brother has already made a statement to the outside world. If you can survive the Flame Mountain, he will hitch a plow himself, wear a cuckold, and plow the entire land in Xiniu Hezhou."

(End of this chapter)