My uncles are all big guys
Chapter 267 It’s hard to persuade a damn ghost with good words!
Chapter 267 It’s hard to persuade a damn ghost with good words!
Seeing Tang Seng being so stubborn, the three of them looked at each other helplessly.
"Master, the three of us have no other intentions. Everything is for your own good."
Sun Wukong sat next to Tang Seng and looked at Tang Seng's slightly bulging belly, feeling worried in his heart.
How on earth should I give birth to this child?
"Elder brother, please wipe off the sweat for Master!"
The Sha Monk on the side handed Sun Wukong a clean towel.
Sun Wukong took it and continued to chatter while wiping the sweat from Tang Monk's head.
"You are an eminent monk of the Tang Dynasty, and you represent the face of the Tang Dynasty. If this matter is only related to you within the territory of the Tang Dynasty, the worst thing you can do is hide in the mountains to cultivate."
"But it's different now. You have to go to the West to pray to Buddha and seek scriptures. You will experience more than a hundred countries and tribes along the way."
"And those monsters are all as if they have clairvoyance and ears."
"The title of Bi Ma Wen, my old grandson, has been spread all the way and everyone knows it. It is even more famous than my title of Monkey King."
"I, Sun, estimate that after you gave birth to the baby, the news spread all the way to Lingshan before the baby was born."
"When the monster catches you, the first thing they say to you is not to ask you whether eating your flesh will make you immortal. It is to ask you, as a grown man, how did you give birth to a child? What did you say? It wouldn’t be a shame then.”
I don’t know which of Sun Wukong’s words hit Tang Seng’s pain point. Tang Seng slapped Sun Wukong’s hairy paws to wipe away the sweat.
"If you think it's embarrassing, then you can go back. I'll go to the West alone, and I'll lose this man alone. It won't bother you."
After saying that, he angrily turned around and faced the wall.
The three of them felt helpless when they saw this. Zhu Bajie wanted to say something, but Sha Seng stopped him.
"Senior Brother, Third Senior Brother, let's go out first and let the master think about it quietly. Maybe he will figure it out tomorrow."
"Oh, that's all it can do."
Sun Wukong sighed softly and led the two of them out.
Tang Seng, who had his back to the door, heard the sound of the door closing, looked back at the closed door, and silently turned back to look at the wall.
"Elder brother, the master cannot give birth to the child."
“Our journey as a pilgrimage team will be difficult and dangerous, and we don’t know how many monsters and obstacles we will encounter.”
"Master is still in mortal form, but with a few of us taking care of him, accidents often happen, let alone a child who has no power to restrain a chicken."
The three brothers walked out of the door. Sha Seng frowned and expressed his worries.
"Who says it isn't?"
Sun Wukong clapped the monkey's hand and said irritably: "But the old monk couldn't listen at all. He only thought about giving birth to the child. What can I do? Is it possible that I can forcefully drink the water?" , if he really did that, my old Sun’s head would be hurt to death by him reciting the tightening curse.”
"Why don't you let the second senior brother come back and persuade me? Master always listens to the second senior brother."
Sha Seng thought of Wang Xiao who was dating the Queen. He thought about the endless topics that Wang Xiao and Tang Seng had talked about in the past, and felt that the only one who could persuade Tang Seng was Wang Xiao.
"Come on, don't mention that brat."
Zhu Bajie snorted coldly and said unhappily: "When you have a wife, you forget about your mother. This is what the master is like. That brat still wants to indulge in the gentle land. He really has no conscience at all."
"Also, he was the one who gave the water to the master. We were all in the hut at that time. The master started to cry out in pain. He sent the water in. The master will definitely drink it."
"But the question is why the master didn't drink later. Do you really think it was the master's kindness? I suspect it must have been the bad boy who made the master decide to give birth to the child."
"Hmph! I've told you a long time ago that in our team to obtain the scriptures, that brat is the only one who is very bad. He joined our team not to obtain the Western Scriptures at all, but to destroy the unity of our team. "
"I estimate that the master cannot reach the Western Heaven and obtain the true scriptures, which is his ultimate goal."
Seeing that Zhu Bajie was going too far, Sun Wukong frowned and waved his hand.
"Idiot, don't stir up trouble. Whenever the master is away, you won't get the advantage. Everyone sees how Junior Brother Wang treats us on weekdays. Don't say those things that don't get along with us." "Yes, yes..."
The old pig rolled his eyes and said angrily: "It's hard to persuade a damned person with good words. His good intentions are just like a donkey's heart and lungs. To be honest, no one believes him."
"I don't want to hear what I, old pig, have to say. I, old pig, don't want to say anything yet. There will be times when you will suffer."
After saying that, Zhu Bajie left angrily.
"Third Senior Brother!"
Seeing this, Sha Monk quickly chased after him.
It’s not that I want to persuade Zhu Bajie, but I want to look at Zhu Bajie.
This is the country of girls, and there are all jackals, tigers and leopards outside, just waiting for them a few pieces of fresh meat.
Zhu Bajie is also a person with poor self-control. Once he is slightly seduced, he might turn into a breeding pig.
Tang Seng is going to make a fuss about having a baby. If Zhu Bajie breaks the precepts again, and Wang Xiao falls into Gentleness again, the Buddhist scripture-seeking team will be completely finished.
Therefore, he must be optimistic about Zhu Bajie and let Zhu Bajie control his pig whip to prevent greater mistakes and conflicts.
Watching the two people walking away, Sun Wukong felt depressed. He walked into Wang Xiao's room and found a gourd. He opened the stopper and smelled it to make sure he had found the right thing. He held the gourd and found a remote place, alone. People are relieved from their worries.
The small courtyard became quiet, perhaps to prevent problems, the female minister specifically told that no one was allowed to approach the small courtyard of Tang Seng and his disciples.
Now that Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Seng have left, Tang Seng is the only one left in the courtyard.
"Squeak!"
The door was blown open by a breeze, and a scorpion crawled in through the gap.
I looked around for a moment to make sure there was really no one there.
Scorpion suddenly transformed, and a beautiful woman with a good figure and beauty appeared in the small courtyard.
Quickly walking to the door of Tang Monk's room, the beautiful woman clung to the door and listened quietly.
After a moment, a smile appeared on his lips, he reached out and pushed open the door, and at a glance he saw Tang Seng lying alone on the couch.
"Brother Yudi, you are mine."
Tang Monk thought it belonged to Sun Wukong. Just when he was about to turn around, he heard a beautiful voice. Then before he could react, Ichika completely fainted before his eyes.
"Mr. Lang, how does it taste?"
The palace, in a pavilion.
The queen placed a plate of snacks on the table and asked Wang Xiao with a sweet and warm smile on her face.
Wang Xiao put down the chopsticks in his hands and praised: "This taste can only be found in heaven, and it is rare to taste it in the world. Your craftsmanship is undoubtedly the best in the world."
"It's not as good as you said, it's just commonplace food."
Although the queen was happy in her heart, she shook her head shyly.
He slowly sat down next to Wang Xiao, picked up a shrimp dumpling, dipped it in some rice vinegar, and fed it to Wang Xiao's mouth himself.
Wang Xiao opened his mouth and bit off half of it, chewing while looking at the queen's peerless face.
The queen blushed slightly and put the remaining half into her mouth. Then she leaned her pretty head on Wang Xiao's shoulder while gently chewing the shrimp dumplings, which were salty but as sweet as honey in her mouth. While watching the golden crow slowly rising in the east with Wang Xiao.
Last night, the two of them chatted very well, as if they had known each other for a few lifetimes, and they had endless things to say and love to talk about.
From the beginning, each person sat in one seat, but later, while chatting, the two sat together, and even held hands and looked at the sea of flowers.
Recalling yesterday's soft words and tenderness, the queen's heart was filled with sweetness.
It turns out that this is what it feels like to be loved by a man!
Thanks to: Boss Motun Goshawk for the 100 reward.
(End of this chapter)
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