My uncles are all big guys

Chapter 271 Live broadcast in the West to watch Monk Tang give birth!

"Amitabha!"

In the Western Lingshan Mountain, the Tathagata Buddha and the Bodhisattvas and Arhats looked at the busy scenes on the magic mirror in front of them, all with sad faces.

"What the hell is this!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva wailed in his heart.

Although the king of the Daughter Kingdom was given to Wang Xiao, Guanyin Bodhisattva thought that they were masters and disciples, as long as they were in trouble.

Just think of it as Wang Xiao, the disciple, who suffered this hardship for Tang Seng.

Unexpectedly, everything went smoothly on Wang Xiao's side, but something went wrong on Tang Seng's side.

In the Western setting, Tang Monk drank water from the Zimu River and then used the water from the Jietei Spring to untie himself. This difficulty was considered to have been successfully overcome.

But I didn't expect Tang Seng to be so stubborn. In order not to violate the precept of killing, he wanted to give birth to the child.

The majestic Golden Chanzi, the future Buddha of the West and a world-famous Buddhist monk, is going to have a baby, and he is still a boy.

Thinking that this matter would become the laughing stock of the three worlds in the future, Guanyin Bodhisattva became worried.

As the chief planner for learning, he also escaped the fate of being laughed at.

Outsiders would never know that all this was an accident, and would think that it was deliberately arranged by Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Thinking of the strange looks he would receive in the future, Guanyin Bodhisattva shuddered and did not dare to look at the picture again. He turned around and bowed to Tathagata Buddha.

"My Buddha, Jin Chanzi is related to my great success in the West. Having this child will tie him to him, and it may disrupt his desire to travel to the West."

"Amitabha, sin, sin, sin!"

Tathagata Buddha announced the Buddha's name, pondered for a moment and said: "Please invite Maitreya Buddha to go!"

An Arhat flew out and conveyed the meaning of Tathagata Buddha to Maitreya Buddha.

After Arhat left, Tathagata Buddha saw the scene in front of him, especially Wang Xiao standing with the queen and looking anxiously at Wang Xiao in the room.

"This child's character is not strong. If he does not correct himself, it will be difficult for him to achieve positive results."

"What the Buddha said is true."

Guanyin Bodhisattva was the first to agree. He had already noticed this situation.

Since Wang Xiao joined the Journey to the West team, except for a few disasters in his settings, everything else has exceeded the limits.

Especially the difficulties of Che Chiguo, Red Boy, Tongtianhe, and three dozen white-bone spirits were completely beyond his initial thoughts.

If he didn't want to offend Master Xuandu and Taishang Laojun, he would have kicked Wang Xiao out of the westbound team.

"The next stop is the Heart Monkey Tribulation, right?"

Before Guanyin could respond, Tathagata Buddha closed his eyes slightly, and a voice came into Guanyin Bodhisattva's mind.

"It doesn't matter whether the monkey grinds it or not. Let's grind it first, otherwise it will be difficult for the golden cicada to reach the west."

"It hurts me so much, Wukong, enlightenment..."

There were screams of pain in the room. Sha Seng and Zhu Bajie were so busy that they kept bringing hot water and various things in without touching the floor.

In some places where children are given birth, it is very taboo for men to enter, and women and maids have always been in charge.

It's a pity that Tang Monk is a man, and this is a country of girls.

Sun Wukong was worried that these maids would not help when they went in, but would only look at other things, so he gave the job to Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng.

The only woman in the whole room was a thick-set woman with a sinewy face.

There are many people in the female country who know how to deliver babies, but when it comes to delivering babies to boys, they are helpless.

Especially since this person was the envoy of the Tang Dynasty, they couldn't afford it if the Queen blamed him for something unexpected.

Xiliang Women's Kingdom issued a notice to call for reliable stable women, but no one signed up.

Later, the queen saw that this was not an option and directly promised a large sum of money.

There must be a brave man under a heavy reward. This fierce woman, who claims to have a 100% midwifery rate, defeated all competitors and successfully became Tang Monk's royal midwife.

"Brother Monkey, no way!"

Tang Seng's pain became more and more intense. Zhu Bajie ran out in a panic with a basin of water, and said anxiously to Wang Xiao and Sun Wukong: "You can't see the child just because of the bleeding. Po Wen is not sure whether he will come out from there." .”

"where?"

The queen beside Wang Xiao couldn't help but asked curiously.

After all, she is just a girl in her late teens, and her curiosity is at its highest.

This rare event of a man giving birth to a child is the first time in the world. This is rarer than any other rare event.

"Rujun!"

Wang Xiao turned around.

The Queen pursed her lips to hold back a smile and was pulled aside by the Prime Minister.

"Can Po Wen be sure it's really a child? Could it be something else?"

Men don't have that function, and Wang Xiao really doubts whether it's a child.

Zhu Bajie thought for a while and said with some uncertainty: "That should be it. I saw the master's belly moved, and there were faint marks of his feet."

Wang Xiao and Sun Wukong frowned.

How on earth was this man supposed to deliver the baby?

"Amitabha, it seems that this poor monk can still ask for a wedding drink."

Just when the two of them were worried, a Buddha's chant sounded from behind them.

The two of them looked back and saw a fat monk wearing gray monk robes walking over with a big smile.

Wang Xiao just took a look and had a guess in his mind.

Although the other party's appearance has changed, he still looks like an ordinary monk.

But many of them don’t stand up to scrutiny.

Where is this place?
This is a country of girls. Even if there are monks, they are nuns. This fat monk is a man. Where did he come from?

In order to prevent daring female gangsters from breaking in, the Queen has deployed heavy protection here.

An ordinary fat monk, and he was also a man. He walked in carelessly without being stopped or harassed by anyone. He couldn't be more fake.

"Amitabha, may I ask which Buddha in the West you are?"

Sun Wukong looked at it with his piercing eyes for a long time but didn't recognize it, so he could only say hello politely.

"Hahaha……"

The fat monk smiled happily and waved his hand, "You think too highly of me. I am not a Buddha, I am just an ordinary monk who knows some medical skills."

Pointing to the room with his finger wrapped around the prayer beads, the fat monk asked with a smile: "Is there someone giving birth inside?"

Seeing that the other party refused to admit it, Sun Wukong didn't ask any more questions. He nodded and said, "Do you still know how to deliver babies?"

The fat monk smiled and said, "I understand a little bit."

After speaking, he raised his thick thighs, shook the fat on his body, and strode into the room. Then Wenpo and Sha Seng Zhu Bajie were kicked out, leaving the fat monk and Tang Seng alone in the room.

"Did you see it?"

Sun Wukong asked Wang Xiao in a low voice.

His fiery eyes couldn't see the other party's identity. He had rarely been to Western Lingshan before and didn't know many Buddhas. He could only ask Wang Xiao, who in his mind was known to almost every god in the three realms.

"Maitreya."

Wang Xiao whispered back, and a smiling monk appeared in Sun Wukong's mind, with a fat belly like Zhu Bajie.

"It turns out to be him!"

"Wow wow wow..."

Golden light bloomed in the room, and within a moment a baby's cry sounded from the room, followed by a soft voice.

"Tang Sanzang, this child is destined to me. I came today to accept her as my disciple. From now on, this child will follow me in practice. If you want to meet her, you need to go to the West with all your heart. Then we will be together. The day we meet!”

(End of this chapter)