My uncles are all big guys
Chapter 280 How come you, a foster father, are still doing the work of your real father?
Chapter 280 How come you, a foster father, are still doing the work of your real father?
After understanding the cause and effect, Sun Wukong scratched his head and said awkwardly: "It turns out it really has something to do with me, Old Sun."
"Junior Brother Wang, aren't you a body of mysterious fire? This flame is not a big problem for you."
Wang Xiao nodded and said: "It doesn't affect me. It's fine even if I lie down in it and sleep."
"Then it's over. If you swallow the flames, we can get through safely."
Wang Xiao looked at Sun Wukong speechlessly, "Brother Monkey, the one that Buddha killed is true, right?"
"There are flames blocking the road ahead, but what should we do and how long will it take to reach the west sky?"
Tang Seng looked sad, thinking of the child he had never seen before and His Majesty the Tang Dynasty waiting so hard, he felt extremely ashamed.
"wrong!"
Zhu Bajie, who was listening to the whole process, noticed something was wrong, stood up and said doubtfully: "Since it hasn't rained here for hundreds of years, how can the people here still live? On our way here just now, we met a village, and I, old pig, are There are people inside."
Wang Xiao explained: "This is about a relative of ours."
Before anyone could ask, Wang Xiao pointed south.
"There is Cuiyun Mountain there, and there is a Banana Cave in the mountain. There lives a princess with an iron fan. She has a banana fan in her hand. As long as she fans herself against the Flame Mountain, the flames will be extinguished in a short time and rain will fall from the sky. Let the common people farm.”
"The people here give tribute every year and ask Princess Iron Fan to help extinguish the flames so that they can cultivate the land and obtain food."
"Princess Iron Fan."
Sun Wukong quickly asked: "She is Red Boy's mother, my eldest brother's wife, Princess Iron Fan."
"Yes, it's her."
"Hahaha……"
Sun Wukong slapped his thigh and laughed and said: "It seems that all this is fate." Then he looked at Tang Seng and said, "Master, we can easily pass this Flame Mountain."
Tang Seng secretly breathed a sigh of relief, with a relaxed smile on his face.
"I heard that the Bull Demon King is at home recently!"
Wang Xiao said leisurely.
Sun Wukong looked at Wang Xiao strangely, "Wouldn't it be better for him to be at home? Plus, since you are a godson, we can become more intimate. Borrowing a fan is just a matter of words."
Wang Xiao nodded, "That's what he said, but the situation may not be that."
Sun Wukong was curious and approached Wang Xiao.
"What do you mean by this?"
"Cough cough..."
Wang Xiao coughed dryly and said with some embarrassment: "I don't know what's going on. The Bull Demon King seems to have some misunderstanding about me. He keeps shouting everywhere that I am an adulterer."
"He even put aside his bold words. If I can cross the Flame Mountain safely, he will plow all the land in Hezhou, Xiniu, and wear a cuckold on his head."
"You're not a brat, what do you want me to say about you?"
Lao Zhu stood up angrily and scolded Wang Xiao, "You have to understand, you are just Hong Hai'er's adoptive father, how can you do the work of your biological father?"
Wang Xiao:? ? ?
In the end, after discussion, Wang Xiao and Sun Wukong went to borrow the banana fan and explain the misunderstanding.
Wang Xiao was familiar with the journey and took Sun Wukong to the Bajiao Cave.
Sun Wukong stepped forward excitedly, raised his hand and knocked on the closed door, "Sister-in-law, open the door. I am uncle."
Wang Xiao was extremely speechless.
This monkey somersaults fast, and the speed of the car is not slow either.
Taken apart, there is no problem with any of the words, but when connected together, coupled with Sun Wukong's excited expression, there is always a strange feeling.
"Boom!" Suddenly, the earth shook, and huge boulders rolled down crazily from the top of the mountain.
Wang Xiao and Sun Wukong jumped away quickly.
"What's going on? Why is there an earthquake?"
Wang Xiao pulled the monkey's tiger skin skirt and pointed at the top of his head.
"above!"
Sun Wukong looked up.
A huge head with two horns on it came into view. The red eyes and the nostrils that sprayed hot air expressed the owner's excitement at seeing his good friend.
"Damn adulterer, I finally waited for you to come."
There was a roar that shook the sky and the earth, causing Wang Xiao and Sun Wukong's eardrums to buzz.
Then a dark shadow shrouded the head, and an iron rod as thick as a Tianzhu was lifted high by Lao Niu.
Only an angry roar was heard, and the stick was swung down hard.
"roll!"
Just as Wang Xiao and Sun Wukong were about to dodge, angry shouts sounded from the entrance of Basho Cave, and then strong winds flew up.
The huge tauren and the thick club that didn't know how much it weighed were blown away and disappeared into the distant sky in the blink of an eye.
"Damn adulterer Yin Fu, just wait for me, I will come back again!"
One person and one monkey fell to the entrance of the cave. Wang Xiao asked Princess Iron Fan: "Sister-in-law, we have to explain something clearly. I am just your son's adoptive father. Who is the gossip who spread the word and picked out a word to become It has another meaning.”
"Humph, you're not that stupid cow. You don't believe what your own family says, but you prefer to listen to rumors."
"Come in and have a cup of tea. I'll tell you slowly."
Princess Iron Fan was also angry and invited the two of them into the cave.
"I think it's better to say goodbye."
Wang Xiao quickly waved his hand and refused.
He only stayed there for a few days and already he was called an adulterer.
If you walk in without knowing anything, and bring a monkey with you, you won't know what rumors will be spread outside in a few days.
"Alas!" Princess Iron Fan sighed and said angrily: "It's true that when you sit at home, there are so many disputes in front of the door!"
Wang Xiao:? ? ?
Why does this sound familiar?
"This is what happened!"
Princess Iron Fan, who didn't notice what she said was wrong, smiled bitterly and said to Wang Xiao: "Didn't you send your child back some time ago? I left you to stay here for a few days. This is human nature. When guests come, stay for a few days." It’s a normal day.”
Speaking of this, Princess Iron Fan looked outside angrily, "But that dead cow doesn't know what An's heart is. He is messing around outside. He is also worried that I will put a hat on him and arrange for a few calf spirits to supervise him outside. I."
"No, you stayed here for a few days and were seen by those little bull spirits."
"When this old cow enlightens his subordinates, he doesn't give much brains. All of them are weak and talk in a mess."
"What was originally a simple thing, I suddenly let them spread the news. I had someone outside with Lao Niu on my back. Now, while Lao Niu is not at home, I have brought people into the cave to live."
The more she talked, the angrier she became. Princess Iron Fan gritted her teeth and said bitterly: "That dead cow didn't listen to my explanation when he came back. When he came up, he said that I put a hat on him to seduce men."
"I've explained it several times, even to my children, that this dead cow is stubborn and won't listen. I want to catch you and confront you on the spot."
Then Princess Iron Fan glanced at Wang Xiao sheepishly, "I couldn't get angry at that time, so I just said that you and I really had something to do, and I was so angry with that old cow. I didn't expect that he would take it seriously."
Wang Xiao: You are really my good sister-in-law.
(End of this chapter)
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