Two Realms: Starting from playing the role of Raibe Masami
Chapter 114 New atmosphere
Chapter 114 New atmosphere
Danyin County, City God Temple.
One cow, one cow, and two monks stared at each other with big eyes and small eyes, and the atmosphere was awkward.
The cow is very angry, but it doesn’t know where to direct its anger.
I, the foolish Taoist, snickered in my heart, lowered my head slightly, and forcibly restrained the corners of my mouth from rising.
The taller monk Nengchang just wanted to use a piece of cow dung to plug his companion's unguarded mouth.
The fatter Nengfu monk couldn't help complaining, "Master Yan, Master Yan, why didn't you explain in advance that the current Danyin County City God is a bull demon?"
All in all, when the two monks ran into the City God's Temple with their arms around the Taoist priest, Neng said to the monk, "Damn it, you can run quite fast with your short legs." After meeting each other, the relationship became completely "good".
This is really...
"What a joy! What a joy!"
Suddenly, Niu Jianjie spoke, breaking the silence.
It's just that these words are very strange.
When I, the foolish Taoist, heard this, I didn't dare to secretly snicker.
Monk Nengchi no longer blames his companions.
Monk Nengfu was even more unsteady. He immediately took over the conversation and said repeatedly: "Forgive me, City God, the three of us did not mean to offend. The main thing is..."
"It doesn't matter, I don't care."
The cow waved its strong big hoof and smiled heartily, looking very heroic, "I don't care at all, really."
Well……
I am a foolish Taoist, a monk who can hold, and a monk who can subdue me. I am very speechless.
You don't care?
If you really didn't care, would you deliberately change your image from a completely transformed human body to the current human body with an ox head and hooves?
And you deliberately raised your head to highlight your huge nose?
Come on, I'm afraid I can't get over this joke.
"I really don't care at all."
Niu Jiejiang repeated it again and changed his image back.
Regardless of whether I, the foolish Taoist, the capable monk, or the capable monk believe it or not, Niu Jiejie believes it anyway.
Regardless of what the Taoist priests and monks in front of him were thinking, Niu Jiejie simply put aside the "dead cow's nose" issue and began to carry out the tasks left by the divine envoy.
"What's your name?"
Pointing at the Taoist priest who still had a hint of joy in his eyes no matter how hard he endured it, Niu Jianjie asked.
"Go back to the city, I'm a fool."
I, the foolish Taoist, quickly straightened my expression and made a bow.
"Oh, you are stupid, no wonder..."
Niu Jianjie had a look of understanding on his face, and he said teasingly, then without giving me a chance to argue, he said directly, "Just be a civil judge under me first."
"Yes."
I, the foolish Taoist, opened and closed my mouth several times, but finally swallowed my arguments and accepted Niu Chenghuang's appointment obediently.
Compared to being appointed, being teased won’t cost you much, right?
"What about you, what's your name?"
Niu Jiejiao pointed to the taller monk.
"Amitabha. The God who has returned to the city, the poor monk can uphold the Dharma name."
First put your hands together and recite the Buddha's name. Only when the monk is able to recite it can he give an answer calmly.
It is not difficult to tell that the monk Nengzhi learned the lesson from my foolish Taoist and specially emphasized the word "fahao".
In all likelihood, they were worried about Niu's strength and teased him a lot.
Facts have proved that Monk Nengchi’s worries were correct.
Niu Jiejie really had the intention to continue teasing, and he did not give up because he could maintain the monk's caution.
On the contrary, the more resistant the monk Nengchi showed, the more energetic the cow was.
You make me feel uncomfortable, and I have to add some trouble to you.
Courtesy reciprocates, right?
I heard Niu Jiejiu chuckle and say: "Can you really eat? If you really can eat, how can you eat without getting fatter than him? It seems that you are very good at eating, don't you? Forget it..."
Shaking his head in disappointment, Niu Jianjiao said in a disgusted tone: "Just treat it as if you can eat it, and first become a military judge under my command."
Monk Nengchi truly understood the complex mood of my foolish Taoist, who opened and closed his mouth several times and felt like vomiting but did not dare to vomit.
Niu Chenghuang's mind is really big.
Changing tricks to regain the scene.
Ugh……
Sighing slightly, Monk Nengzhu continued to clasp his hands and said, "Yes, Lord City God."
Monk Nengfu thought it was finally his turn to be teased, so the previous slip of the tongue really came to an end.
However, Niu Niu pointed at Monk Nengfu with his strong hand, but he hesitated to speak, his face looked like he was thinking seriously.
It's unresolved and most unsettling.
Time passed little by little.
The teasing and appointment that I thought were coming soon never came.
Monk Nengfu's heart sank little by little.
play?
Fortunately, Niu Jiejiu didn't play for too long. When he saw a few drops of sweat on Monk Nengfu's forehead, he stopped and asked, "What about you? What's your name? Can you drink?"
call……
Upon hearing the inquiry, Monk Nengfu couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
The cows, Taoists, and monks in the Chenghuang Temple all heard it clearly, including the monk Nengfu himself.
This is a bit embarrassing.
"Amitabha."
The monk who could subdue the Buddha quickly recited the Buddha's name to calm his mind and replied loudly, "City God, the poor monk can subdue the Buddha's name, but he can't drink it."
"Oh?"
There was some doubt in Niu Jianjie's eyes. He looked at the monk Nengfu up and down and curled his lips and said, "When I saw how fat and white you were, I thought you could really drink. But being able to bend and sleep can also support people. I Let me state in advance that in my temple, you can snore while sleeping, but the snoring sound cannot exceed mine. Do you understand that you can sleep with a monk?"
"Yes, Lord City God."
Monk Nengfu acquiesced in Niu Jiejie's tampering of his Buddhist title with great aggrievedness.
There is no way, who made him do the mistake first.
Moreover, people under the eaves have to bow their heads.
In the future, he will have to work under Niu Chenghuang, and he will have to be supported to some extent.
Don’t you just like verbal teasing?
Endure it!
"Well……"
Niu Jiejiang pondered for a while, his eyes lit up, he clapped his hands, and said excitedly, "I thought about it, I still need a night wanderer, and you will be the one to take over. In this case, you can patrol at night every night, and you can sleep again." , No matter how loud I snore, it won’t affect me. Hehe..."
When Monk Nengfu heard this, his face fell slightly.
If you arrange it this way, you will really become a night owl who stays day and night.
Seeing that Monk Nengfu was defeated, I, the foolish Taoist monk, and Monk Nengchi both smiled, which was so happy.
Should!
There's no way you can keep your mouth shut.
Are you suffering now?
"Yes, Lord City God."
Faced with such revenge, Monk Nengfu had no other choice but to accept it. “Well, that’s it, you go and familiarize yourself with the situation, and then you can go to work.”
To be honest, Niu Jianjie was still very satisfied with the Taoist priest and the two monks. After verbally teasing and retaliating, things really changed.
After assigning duties, I didn’t talk too much and insisted on showing off my superiors’ dignity.
Putting down these words, he turned around and left.
I, the foolish Taoist, the capable monk, and the capable monk all breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.
This embarrassing scene is finally over.
"It's all your fault!"
After Niu Jie left, Monk Nengzhi immediately blamed Monk Qi Nengfu and vented his dissatisfaction.
"What do you blame me for? So that you don't call yourself a stupid Taoist?"
Monk Nengfu rolled his eyes, but he refused to take the blame. He immediately beat him up and cursed the Taoist priest.
I, a foolish Taoist, would not be so stupid as to make a fuss with these brothers in the City God's Temple.
He straightened the Taoist bun on his head, brushed off some dust on his Taoist robe, and stepped into the Yinsi Divine Realm opened by the City God's Temple.
City God Judge Zuo Erwen took office.
Judge Wu and Yeyou Shen can do whatever they like.
Monk Nengzhi and Monk Nengfu looked at each other, and relying on tacit understanding, they saw in each other's eyes the willingness to put aside their past grudges and "deal with" the Taoist priest together.
"Humph!"
"Humph!!!"
However, neither of them seemed to be willing to bow their heads first. They each turned their heads and groaned louder.
Even entering the Yinsi Divine Realm, one has to rush in.
The commotion here at the City God's Temple is over for now.
The students, divided into twelve groups, were beginning to get busy.
As the nominal and de facto boss of Lusheng, Li Jianren took the initiative to lead his group to the farthest and most remote places.
None of the eleven students who followed Li Jianren complained about being tired or reluctant.
The reason is simple. These eleven students are all from villages north of Danjiang.
The people south of the Danjiang River were forced by the previous Danjiang Water God to sacrifice boys and girls from time to time.
The people north of Danjiang not only had to sacrifice boys and girls, but they were also often "hunted for fresh food" by monsters, and they suffered a cruel attack not long ago.
Therefore, these eleven Lu students, including Hu Buqu from Sanjia Village, are extremely determined to kill demons and eliminate evil spirits.
Not to mention going to the farthest and most remote place, even if they are allowed to fight evil monsters and evil gods right now, and go through fire and water, they will not hesitate.
With the blessing of the divine movement technique, the team of Li Jianren and Hu Buqu increased their speed to the fastest speed, and finally arrived near the destination before sunset.
"stop!"
Li Jianren was the first to stop, then raised his right hand to signal others to stop too.
"Brother Jianren, shall we enter the village?"
Seeing smoke rising from the village at the foot of the mountain two or three miles away, Hu Buqu stopped and turned sideways to ask for instructions.
Li Jianren looked back at the panting students behind him. They were all very tired. He wanted to say "come on" and let the students, who had been working hard all afternoon, have a good rest.
However, Li Jianren did not dare to disobey the divine envoy Li Lingsu's instructions.
So, Li Jianren glared at Hu Buqu and scolded: "Before setting off, do you dare to forget the instructions given by the envoy?"
"Don't dare."
Hu Buqu shook his head immediately, but then said, "But brothers are too tired. Even if we don't spend the night in the village, why don't we ask for some hot water?"
"Brother? What brother?"
Li Jianren suddenly became angry, and tightly grasped Hu Buyi's collar with both hands, and said fiercely, "From now on, don't let me hear you shout that we are brothers again. The divine envoy said that all the people under Tianzun are Taoists." Friend, do you understand?"
To be able to achieve a certain prestige and status in Sanjia Village and even several nearby villages, Hu Buyi would not be short in stature.
That's how it is in the countryside.
The bigger the fist, the stronger the truth.
But in front of the reckless Li Jianren, Hu Buqu was still a size smaller.
With a little effort, Li Jianren lifted Hu Buqu up and slid up, with only his toes barely touching the ground.
"Yes, I understand, I will definitely change my mind."
After Li Jianren said this, Hu Buqu immediately realized his mistake and admitted it directly.
He could swear that he really just hadn't changed his mind yet, it was just a slip of the tongue, not intentional.
"Ah."
Li Jianren saw something in Hu Buqu's eyes, so he stopped caring. He loosened Hu Buqu's collar, let Hu Buqu stand firm, and straightened his wrinkled clothes for him.
While doing this, Li Jianren said: "I am not staged, nor am I using chicken feathers as arrows. You have to understand that we now have 144 Lu students, and there will be more Lu students in the future. That master said that the forest is so big that there are all kinds of birds. If we had not set up rules from the beginning, would we have asked the angels or gods to clean the lintels themselves? "
"Brother Jianren is right. I didn't think carefully. I will definitely pay attention to it in the future."
Hu Buqu heard the seriousness and importance of the matter and immediately expressed his stance.
"As long as you know."
Li Jianren patted Hu Buqu's shoulder and then ignored the topic.
He looked around and pointed to a long pavilion in front of him on the right, whose roof was blown away by the wind or removed by monsters, and said: "We will rest there tonight, and we will start from this village early tomorrow morning to perform the magic mission." The envoy’s order.”
"Yes."
Eleven students, including Hu Buqu, responded in unison.
Obviously, after Li Jianren warned Hu Buqu, the thinking of this group of students became more unified.
Li Jianren didn't care about this on his face, so he walked towards the pavilion first.
Not long after, twelve Lu students entered the pavilion.
It's obvious that no one has rested here for a long time. The ground that should be flat is overgrown with weeds, and the benches on both sides are rotten and tattered.
On the other hand, there was a pile of firewood piled in the corner. Although it was a little moldy, it was barely usable, which was an unexpected surprise.
"Clean up and make a place to rest tonight."
Overall, Li Jianren is quite satisfied with the conditions in Changting, at least he can step on it.
After receiving the order, the students immediately took action.
The students are all farmers, they work very neatly, and they know what to do without having to give orders.
Li Jianren took Hu Buqu and another person to look for clean water nearby.
You can also use magic to create water.
However, the divine envoy said that the Dharma pots and exercises were all given by the Heavenly Lord. Unless there is really no other way, one cannot waste mana on trivial matters of life.
Li Jianren didn't quite understand the meaning of the divine envoy's arrangement, but he intuitively felt that it was the right thing to do.
So it was executed very thoroughly.
The students in Lu were busy working in full swing, while the people in the village two or three miles away were very excited.
The old village chief, who has white hair and beard, is stooped and senile, walks back and forth in the ancestral hall on crutches, waiting for news.
Not long after, the people sent out to inquire about the news came back.
"How? How?"
The old village chief rushed to greet him and asked with concern.
The young man who inquired about the information swallowed his saliva, took a few breaths, calmed down his breath and said hurriedly: "Old village chief, he is not a monster, nor one of those evil gods, he is Lu Sheng under Tianzun. They are in Changting, I plan to rest for the night and have no intention of entering the village overnight."
"That Changting place?"
After hearing this, the old village chief began to pace again, still muttering, "That's in Changting? That's in Changting? That's good in Changting! That's good!"
As he read it, the old village chief couldn't help but burst into tears.
How many years have you not seen the subordinates of gods who do not disturb the people?
Tianzun, it’s really different!
(End of this chapter)
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