Two Realms: Starting from playing the role of Raibe Masami

Chapter 84 Honest Cow

The cow is going crazy.

It feels like its life has been wasted.

why?
  what is this?
  In just one night, the level of the Heavenly Lord jumped from the ninth-grade white-haired god to the fourth-grade green-gold god!

Could it be that that Heavenly Lord was really the reincarnation of a first-grade Purple Emperor Heavenly Lord and was just trying to find his own realm?

However, none of the cases of god reconstruction that Niu Jiejie had heard of were so fast.

How many days has it been?

Those gods of the third level and above who were reincarnated and rebuilt had to go through a lot of hardships before they could return to the state they were in before reincarnation.

There are even many gods who have failed to reincarnate and rebuild.

"impossible!"

"Absolutely impossible!"

In the cave, Niu Jiejie forgot how many times he roared like this.

But the moment the Heavenly Lord was promoted, other demons and gods couldn't see it. It was so close, and they couldn't feel the majestic pressure. They couldn't see the green-gold color of the jade statue in the temple. ?

Distraught, Niu Jiejie decided to go out and relax.

By the way, think carefully about how to face that Heavenly Lord in the future.

Previously, Niu Jie was a little dependent and didn't think Tianzun could threaten him soon.

Therefore, even if Niu Jianjie wants to establish a good relationship with his new neighbors, he should do so tactfully.

Inquire about some information about the demon circle, and tell the goddess some experiences through Xiao Liangxun. It's a favor at no cost, so why not do it.

However, all plans were completely shattered by last night's sudden change, and they must be scrapped and started all over again.

Fourth grade green gold imperial god!
  You can easily crush it to death by pulling out its hair, blowing on it, or creating a clone.

So terrifying.

With a melancholy mood, Niu Jiejiao headed north.

Whether intentionally or unintentionally, Niu Jiejie came to a painting house set up by a three-tailed fox demon that imitated a human brothel in the middle of the Bibo River Dragon King's Domain and the Windless Valley.

"Hey, Mr. Niu, what brought you here?"

I don’t know what this three-tailed fox demon thinks. He is particularly keen on experiencing the life of a madam and personally solicits customers every day.

But no demon or god dares to eat the tofu of the three-tailed fox demon.

There was once a courageous demon and god who was talkative and mean-spirited. He took advantage of the three-tailed fox demon and patted her buttocks.

As a result, the next day, the Windless Valley Golden Eagle Demon Commander personally took action, disemboweled the stupid bear, and gouged out the heart alive.

He said he wanted to see what Xiong Xin was, but he dared to act so recklessly!

"Madam, you know me, I only drink vegetarian wine."

Niu Jiejiu avoided the catkin touched by the three-tailed fox demon without any fuss and responded politely.

"Don't be so dull all the time, Mr. Niu, let's eat some meat. I have a lot of young ladies here recently, and they are very tender. Mr. Niu, why don't you give them a try?"

The three-tailed fox demon transformed into a completely human female form.

She has a charming face, thin branches and large fruits, convex front and back, and an amazing arc.

At this moment, Bai Huahua's arms were clasped in front of her chest, squeezing out a pair of K2 peaks.

Mount Everest is behind.

"No, no."

Niu Jiejiu waved his hands repeatedly to avoid him.

Its outlook on life was deeply influenced by its old master, who believed that demons should not be too dissolute.

A pair of demons for life, a wife and children who are on the hot bed, is the true meaning of life.

Even if she has been single all this time, it doesn't matter if other monsters make fun of her since she was born single.

Niu Jiejiang believes that one day, he will meet a demon that suits his aesthetics.

A female bull demon with a broad mind who can satisfy all Niu Jie's pursuit of "bigness".

"Ok."

The three-tailed fox demon didn't stalk the cow. Although it was a pity, it ended up in time and didn't seduce the cow again. A turtle man came forward carrying the tortoise shell that had not yet faded off, and led the cow to the vegetarian wine box.

You are a demon, you have not yet learned how to be human, and your animal nature is deeply ingrained.

No matter how much this painted boat imitates a human brothel, it is impossible for elegance and vulgarity to coexist harmoniously.

So the music can be played as seductively as possible, and the dance can be as revealing as possible.

If you are sexually active, you can still communicate openly in public.

Therefore, there are not many vegetarian wine rooms, there is only one, and it needs to be shared when there are many guests.

When Niu Jie arrived, he found a demon already sitting in the box, drinking wine.

"Brother, I'm sorry for disturbing you."

After saying hello, Niu Jianjie chose a seat and sat down on his own, and ordered Mr. Turtle to serve wine and food.

Not long after, ten jars of strong liquor, a plate of fried soybeans, and a plate of fried fragrant dried beans were brought up and placed in front of Niu Jianjie.

Niu Jianjiang picked up a jar of wine, patted open the mud seal, raised his head and gurgled, and drank it all in one gulp.

Breathing out a breath of alcohol, Niu Jianjiu just picked up two soybeans and a piece of dried fragrant rice, threw them into his mouth, and chewed them carefully.

"interesting."

When the demon who came first in the box saw Niu Jiejie's behavior, a strange color flashed in his eyes.

This is the first monster it has seen while sailing here that doesn't drink two legs of mutton, which is really rare.

Things just happened to be going bad recently, and it was rare to meet someone of the same kind who didn't eat two-legged mutton. The demon picked up the wine jar in front of him, moved his position, and sat across from Niu Jiejiu.

"This brother invites you, my younger brother Xuanshe."

Under the gaze of the big bull-like eyes, the demon calmly introduced himself.

"I call the cow strong."

The cow swallowed the soybeans and dried fragrant seeds in his mouth firmly and responded.

The two of them didn't eat two-legged mutton, liked to drink vegetarian wine, and were clean-minded monsters. They started chatting about each other.

Maybe the bastard looked at the mung bean and made eye contact.

The more the two demons chatted, the more they became more and more speculative, and it was a pity that they met so late.

Naturally, I drank more and more wine.

Turtle Gong ran again and again, delivering wine to the box ten jars after ten jars.

It wasn't until the two demons drank until their tongues bulged that they stopped serving wine.

In the private room, Niu Jianjiang and Xuanshe, who took the initiative to talk, were holding hands and talking to each other.

One said that life has been difficult recently and he was afraid that the home he had lived in for nearly a hundred years would be robbed;

One person said that the date of "walking away from the water" is approaching, but he has not yet found a vacant water house, so as to increase the chance of success in "walking away from the water".

At first, Niu Jiejie was really just feeling depressed and wanted to vent his frustrations with the Xuanshe brother he had just met.

When Xuanshe mentioned it, it originally wanted to obtain the title of "Danjiang Water God" from the Danyin County magistrate and use its divine power to temper the demon body, but had no choice but to give up for some reason. Later, it defected to the Bibo River Dragon King in order to obtain a divine position. , but it’s frustrating to have to queue for a long time.

Niu Jian's drunkenness almost sobered up in an instant.

It rolled its eyes, and a somewhat bad idea emerged.

In Niu Jiejie's opinion, the probability that Tianzun is a reincarnated god is infinite.

So, with the recovery speed shown last night, Tianzun will not be far away from both sides of the Danjiang River.

No matter what, Danjiang Water Mansion must have a master.

Rather than letting those evil monsters who like to eat two-legged sheep steal the position of "Danjiang Water God", it is better to let Brother Xuanshe try it.

If it doesn't work, please ask Tianzun to put some restrictions on Brother Xuanshe.

Well……

It was a good idea. Brother Xuanshe got what he wanted. It was strong enough to show its goodwill to Tianzun, and Tianzun didn't have to worry about anything happening to the believers.

Kill three birds with one stone.

What a win!
  (End of this chapter)