Three Kingdoms: I will act as a substitute for the Hunjun

Chapter 12 The storm is rising
  "How the hell do I know if you should go in or not!" Jian Shuo sat down on the ground like a helpless old man and murmured, "I got into trouble. Is this what you said you should be cautious about? This is what you said. Haven’t crossed the red line? You’re almost crossing Mang Mountain, okay?”

Jian Shuo cursed and looked at the substitute in front of him. The more he looked at him, the more disgusting he looked. How could a good situation be turned into such a mess by this guy?
  This was beyond the scope of Jian Shuo's IQ planning, and he didn't know what to do for a while.

"Is it a capital offense regardless of whether you enter or not?" Liu Ming asked cautiously.

"It's not just a capital crime. It's not an exaggeration to say that a thousand cuts would be enough to peel off the skin. This is a major crime to punish the nine tribes!" Jian got up and said bitterly, "I will immediately report to your majesty and issue an order to punish the nine tribes! You! Just wait to die!"

After saying that, he walked out resolutely. It could be seen that he was really angry and was determined to execute the troublemaker in front of him.

"General, stay back and listen to my words." Liu Ming said suddenly.

Jian Shuo stopped, but did not look back. He said solemnly: "When death is imminent, what else do you have to say?"

Liu Ming organized his speech and said: "The general did not return from Jiade Palace yesterday, but asked someone to bring me a message. If I guessed correctly, His Majesty's condition may be..."

"You don't need to know the details of your majesty. I advise you not to make wild guesses and be careful not to add guilt to crime." Jian Shuo warned.

"Your Majesty is dying. If the general goes to tell the truth about the queen sleeping with me at this time, your majesty will be furious. If your majesty gets angry, can you bear the responsibility, general? Of course I can't escape death, I'm afraid the civil and military officials of the court will be furious. I won't let the general go!" Liu Ming stepped forward, stared at Jian Shuo, and said solemnly.

Jian Shuo also stared at Liu Ming, saying nothing, but the muscles on his face were trembling, and he didn't know what he was thinking in his heart.

"Besides, if something like this happens, even if His Majesty is fine in the end, the general will still be held responsible. At least he will be considered by His Majesty as incompetent, and it is inevitable that he will fall out of favor." Liu Ming added to the anger.

"So, I, the general, still have to carry the burden for you?" Jian Shuo raised his triangular eyes and said sternly.

"General, what you said is wrong." When Liu Ming saw that things had turned around, he smiled and said, "How can you say that you are taking care of it for me? It is for the sake of both of us. General, don't forget that we are on the same line now. of grasshoppers.”

"What a grasshopper on the line." Jian Shuo sighed and said, "You are really a living ancestor. I am not a living ancestor if I expose you, and you are not the same if I don't expose you. In this way, you first explain what happened last night. Tell me in detail."

"That's right." Liu Ming said with a smile, "Now you and I are in the center of the storm. You must not be anxious when something happens. You need to think carefully. General, please sit down and listen to me. In fact, the general is also in danger now."

Liu Ming motioned Jian Shuo to sit on the embroidered table in front of the dressing table, poured him a cup of tea himself, and then said: "Shortly after the general left yesterday, Zhang Rang and Zhao Zhong came to Changle Palace, saying they were in It's fun to eat in the hot spring pool.

"When I thought about it, the two of them were His Majesty's personal servants, and I also wanted to maintain His Majesty's ungrateful image. It was hard to shirk it, so I had no choice but to agree. Then they said a lot of bad things about General Jian by serving me for dinner at the hot spring. "

Jian Shuo rolled his eyes when he heard this and said, "What did they say?"

Liu Ming knew that Jian Shuo had taken the bait, so he continued: "They said that Jian Shuo is a thief. This is what they said. I am just paraphrasing it. The general idea is to slander the general because he is arrogant because of his favor. He is an ungrateful villain who holds His Majesty hostage and brings trouble to the court." , and also suggested that I make a decision early and get rid of the general..."

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  Jian Shuo took pictures of several cases, stood up suddenly, and said angrily: "Zhao Zhong and Zhang Rang, these two thieves, how dare you secretly harm me, do you really think Jian doesn't dare to touch them? Then how did you respond?"

"What else can I say? Remember the general's instructions, be careful, don't dare to speak nonsense, and can only immerse yourself in wine and food." Liu Ming struck while the iron was hot, "I didn't know that these two thieves had bad intentions, and all they offered were tigers. I ate a lot of aphrodisiacs made from whips, deer blood, wolfberry and other aphrodisiacs. At this time, the queen came, and they lured her into the hot springs and drank the food and wine with me..."

"Then what?" Jian Shuo pointed at Liu Ming and said sternly, "Be honest, did you go in?" Jian Shuo felt that things seemed a bit complicated.

"Then, the queen and I were put on the bed by them in a daze." Liu Ming looked aggrieved, "To be honest, I am in my twenties and have never even touched a woman's hand. How could I know those things? , Besides, I was drunk, half-drunk and half-awake, and I can no longer remember the specific details. The same is true for the Queen, but I can guarantee that the Queen will never become suspicious! Besides, does it still matter whether you went in or not? "

Jian Shuo took a long breath and said: "As long as there is no suspicion, you are right. Now it doesn't matter whether you got in or not. It's just as long as the queen doesn't get suspicious. The top priority is to get rid of Zhang Rang and Zhao Zhong." You are a thief, so I don’t want to continue to interfere with it and ruin His Majesty’s plan.”

"What are the general's plans? I am willing to help you with all my strength." Liu Ming said hurriedly, "Now you and I are both prosperous and devastated. I can act in your majesty's name to help the general."

Jian Shuo thought for a long time and sighed: "I heard that even Tufu He's house has countless aides and think tanks. Although I have military power, the Xiyuan Army has just been established not long ago, and His Majesty is ill in bed, so he has no time to clean up the army. I didn’t have time to build my own capable team, and no one could give me advice at the critical moment. Alas..."

"I just want to give you some ideas. I wonder if the general is willing to listen." Liu Ming said with a smile.

"Say something quickly." Jian Shuo said.

He didn't have high expectations either. How could a street vendor have any insights? It would be incredible if one could become a resourceful person after just two days in the palace.

"General, you can first test your majesty's tone. His majesty's temperament is probably unwilling to touch Zhang Rang and Zhao Zhong." Liu Ming analyzed, "But it doesn't matter, we just need to let your majesty know that these two thieves have bad intentions. That's fine, of course the general must add fuel and jealousy to pave the way for us to take action in the future. If His Majesty is unwilling to move, then we will take action ourselves, starting with rectifying the West Garden Forbidden Army, and then a thunderous strike!"

Liu Ming said as he clenched his fist and made a hammering motion.

Jian Shuo's eyes sparkled and he said happily: "I didn't expect you to be really knowledgeable. I will go to see His Majesty right now and go to the West Garden to forbid the troops this morning."

After that, he turned around and left. After taking two steps, he turned back and said, "Wait for me here. Don't go anywhere, and don't summon anyone. By the way, you have to pass on the message. Unless it's particularly important in the future, Otherwise, no one can come to Changle Palace to meet you without your summons, lest you, the living ancestor, cause trouble again, do you understand?"

"I understand, I will be careful!" Liu Ming agreed with a smile.

"Stop mentioning caution. This general will give you a headache!" Jian Shuo then hurriedly left with peace of mind.

"Come here!" Liu Ming shouted.

Immediately, a young eunuch from the Huangmen came in, knelt down in the tunnel and said, "What are your orders, Your Majesty?"

"Send a message to all the palaces and tell them that General Jian Shuo will tell you that no one is allowed to go to Changle Palace without authorization in the future, unless summoned by His Majesty or there are other particularly important matters." Liu Ming ordered.

"According to the order." The eunuch agreed, turned around and left.

"By the way, what's your name?" Liu Ming asked.

"Report to Your Majesty." The eunuch hurriedly knelt down again and said, "Slave Pan Yin."

(End of this chapter)