Three Kingdoms: I will act as a substitute for the Hunjun

Chapter 2 The Hunjun asked me to be a substitute

Liu Ming raised his head and looked at the Ling Emperor in front of him with some confusion.

He originally wanted to show off his political talents in front of the emperor, in order to achieve great success and not lose at the starting line when troubled times came.

But now he didn't dare to make a mistake, because the matter itself was weird, and he didn't know what the emperor wanted to do by kidnapping him.

"I'm afraid the emperor is..." Liu Ming looked at the emperor's face and couldn't help but feel shocked in his heart.

When I saw the emperor in front of me, he was haggard, his face was ashen, and his body was thin. He looked like he was about to die. Sitting there with all his strength, he felt a little shaky.

In my previous life, I stayed up late continuously, even to the point of sudden death. I remember that the emperor's face at that time was not as ugly as that of the emperor.

He carefully recalled the historical materials of the late Han Dynasty that he had collected in his previous life, and found that Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty seemed to have finished his career in the past two years.

Slow!

Liu Ming suddenly discovered that the appearance of the old emperor was very similar to the body he had traveled through time.

Except that he is not as haggard and thin as him, his appearance is almost the same.

If the emperor's health returns to normal and he dresses up again, and the two of them stand together, people who are not familiar with them will really not be able to tell who is who.

"What did you see?" Emperor Ling asked with a playful smile.

"The common people see that your majesty has great fortune and great fortune." Liu Ming was still not sure what kind of medicine was sold in the emperor's gourd, so he could only send a rainbow fart.

Could it be that this foolish king wants to play some ridiculous tricks again?
  Liu Ming still knew some basic information about Han Ling Emperor, a famous emperor in history.

He was dissolute and immoral, greedy for money and lust, indulged the eunuchs, and brought trouble to the court. However, he only lived to be thirty-three years old. It can be said that he caused trouble to his death.

He did too many ridiculous things in his life, such as making the maids wear crotchless pants, opening a nude swimming pool, recognizing eunuchs as father and mother, etc.

It can be said that the final demise of the Han Dynasty was directly related to him.

Liu Ming was not sure what kind of plane this foolish king was going to make, so he could only wait and see what happened.

"Pfft! Cough cough cough!" Emperor Ling felt so happy after being flattered by the humble citizen in front of him that he laughed out loud and coughed again.

Jian Shuo hurriedly stepped forward and gently rubbed his back.

After a long time, Emperor Ling took a deep breath and said with a smile, "Don't you think you look a lot like me?"

"This..." Liu Ming hesitated.

Am I His Majesty's long-lost brother?

When the words came to his lips, Liu Ming did not dare to make fun of him, so he had to lower his head and pretend to be honest, and continued to send rainbow farts. As the saying goes, if you wear a thousand clothes, you will never wear a flattery, not to mention that the opposite is the emperor.

"Dare your majesty know that the common people are busy making a living all day long and have no time to look in the mirror or pay attention to their appearance, so they have never cared about what they look like. Besides, what is the identity of the common people and how dare they look the same as your majesty? !”

"Interesting, I like it." Sure enough, a smile broke out on Emperor Ling's face, and he said leisurely, "Are you willing to be loyal to me?"

Liu Ming kowtowed quickly and said: "It is a blessing for ordinary people to be able to share your Majesty's worries. I dare to do the hard work of dogs and horses, no matter how hard it is, I will not hesitate."

"Very good, maybe it's God's help." Emperor Ling said solemnly, "I need someone who looks similar to me to act on my behalf when it's inconvenient for me. If you are willing, you can enjoy everything I have. If not, If you are willing, you can only enjoy the sharp blade!"

Liu Ming's mind was pounding, this...is there such a good thing? Want me to be the emperor's substitute?

Sure enough, this foolish king made another extremely absurd choice, but for me...

Damn it, is there anything more enjoyable than this?

Is it just like being treated like an emperor?
  Wait, I'm afraid it's not that simple. The big man is like a broken house with air leakage everywhere and may collapse at any time. Even if he is a puppet in front of the stage, I'm afraid it won't be that easy.

Eunuchs, relatives, nobles, border troubles, and the remnants of the Yellow Turbans all come one after another. It is not easy to play with any of them. Even the struggle for power in the palace is enough to give him a headache.

It's not easy to be a substitute for this faint king. At this moment he felt someone stabbing him in the waist, and then he noticed that Jian Shuo was winking next to him, "Are you mute? You should give His Majesty a message whether you want to do it or not."

"This..." Liu Ming continued to say with sincerity and fear, "The common people have never seen anything in the world, and they are afraid that they will let down His Majesty's grace."

"You have no choice. Either be my substitute, or die silently!" Emperor Ling's tone became stronger, showing the majesty of an emperor, "I am a little tired and need to rest. Jian Qing will explain the specific matters. "

Jian Shuo hurriedly stepped forward and helped Ling Emperor lie down slowly.

"Let's go, don't disturb His Majesty's rest." Jian Shuo's voice brought Liu Ming back to reality, "The general will teach you the specific matters."

After saying that, Jian Shuo saluted the Ling Emperor on the couch, turned around and left.

Liu Ming also bowed politely and left with Jian Shuo.

After leaving Jiade Hall, Liu Ming didn't know where Jian Shuo was taking him, so he could only follow behind him silently.

"Congratulations, the native chicken has become a phoenix. How do you feel?" Jian Shuo's words brought out a sour taste.

Who in the world doesn't want to be the emperor? But there is only one emperor.

But just because this common man looks similar to His Majesty, he will be treated like an emperor, which will make everyone envious.

Even Jian Shuo, who was already a celebrity around the emperor, was no exception.

"It feels like a dream, I can't believe this is real." Liu Ming said honestly.

This is indeed what he thinks.

"Why did you squat in front of the palace for several days in a daze?" Jian Shuo asked.

Liu Ming's heart tightened, and then he realized that every move he made in front of the palace in the past few days had fallen into the eyes of this eunuch.

But now that I have accepted the order of the substitute profession, there is no need to mention the strategies that I have contributed to the peace of the world in the past.

Immediately, he said nonsensically, "The common people do some small business. The general also knows that business is not easy to do these days, so the common people have their own whims. It would be great if the palace could purchase the goods of the common people..."

"Hahahaha..." Jian Shuo couldn't help laughing and said, "Yes, a good idea. However, you have to pay attention. From now on, you are not allowed to call yourself a commoner. You will gradually get used to calling me me, you know?" From now on, you have to find ways to find the feeling of being an emperor."

"The common people are doing their best?" Liu Ming said helplessly.

"Huh?" Jian Shuo stopped and looked at Liu Ming sideways.

"Oh, I'll do my best." Liu Ming smiled.

"That's pretty much it." Jian Shuo continued to lead the way, feeling a little proud in his heart.

He enjoyed the feeling of teaching the "emperor" a lesson. He was groveling in front of the real emperor, but he could be arrogant in front of the substitute emperor.

Jian Shuo said calmly as he walked: "After checking your family background, it turns out that you are innocent. You are a bachelor and your parents died early. I just don't know who your ancestors are. Do you have a family tree in your family?"

Liu Ming thought to himself that it was indeed not easy to be the emperor's substitute. People in the palace not only watched his every move these days, but also secretly checked his family background.

It's a bit similar to the political review in the previous life. I guess the neighbors have also quietly inquired about it.

Want to ask who the ancestor is? How the hell did I know that my family was so poor that I didn’t even have any relatives. I only remembered my father’s name, let alone my family tree. That was something only the gentry had.

But now that I have entered the palace, my surname is Liu...

Liu Ming blinked and said with familiarity: "I originally had a family tree, but I accidentally lost it later. I heard from my old father that I am the great-great-grandson of His Excellency Emperor Xiaojing, the queen of Zhongshan Jing."

Jian Shuo: "..."

(End of this chapter)