Three Kingdoms: I will act as a substitute for the Hunjun

Chapter 6 The Helpless Han Ling Emperor
  Liu Ming followed Jian Shuo and continued to wander around.

But he has been keenly aware of the contradiction between Jian Shuo and Zhang Rang, Zhao Zhong and others. It seems that the Shi Chang Shi is not monolithic.

The conflicts between eunuchs are actually the same as those between concubines in the harem. They are nothing more than competing for favor in front of the emperor. All their growth depends on the emperor's favor.

"If we can make good use of the conflicts between them, maybe we can create a world of peace." Liu Ming thought to himself.

When the concubines in the night market saw His Majesty coming, they also pretended to be salesmen and started selling even harder.

Liu Ming followed Jian Shuo's reminder and behaved carelessly, looking here and there, greeting casually, and flirting with the concubines from time to time.

It elicited bursts of cheers.

They were all young women, in the prime of their youth. They had not been nourished by the emperor's rain and dew for a long time, and they were already hungry and thirsty. Now they suddenly saw the emperor appear. If it weren't for the fact that there were so many eyes and ears in the public, these concubines could not wait to throw themselves into his arms immediately. Send hugs.

Liu Ming soon adapted to and fell in love with this feeling. It didn't seem that difficult to play improperly, and it seemed to be very addictive. No wonder the Hunjun Ling Emperor never tired of it.

Fortunately, it was night, the lights were flickering, and Liu Ming did not interact with them at particularly close range, so no one noticed anything unusual.

After that, I went to a nude swimming pool and observed the graceful figures of beauties swimming naked. Of course, I also saw many palace maids wearing crotchless pants.

It's a pity that Jian Shuo is always by his side, so Liu Ming can only live with his eyes and cannot make any substantive actions.

It's true that eunuchs don't know the hardships of being a bachelor. It would be a waste of nature to abandon such a good beauty.

That night, Liu Ming stayed at Changle Palace and was attended by two young eunuchs.

Jian Shuo went to the Jiade Hall in front to serve Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty.

Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty was lying on the bed, still looking like he was about to die, coughing from time to time.

"How did that substitute perform?" Emperor Ling asked feebly.

"Thanks to His Majesty, there are no flaws." Jian Shuo replied, "After dressing up, that man is exactly the same as His Majesty when he was in his prime a few years ago, but..."

"Just what?" Emperor Ling found that his confidant seemed to have something in his words.

"It's just that His Majesty has not favored the concubines in the harem for a long time. They miss His Majesty so much that when they see the substitute, they get close to him. I am worried that something will happen if time goes by..." Jian Shuo said cautiously.

Emperor Ling's hands tightly grasped the corner of the quilt, his face was pale, his brows were slightly wrinkled, and there seemed to be a look of struggle in his eyes.

After a long time, his expression became relaxed, as if he had made some difficult decision.

"How can an emperor not favor his harem? Not to mention an emperor like me who likes to have fun." Emperor Ling exhaled a long breath and said leisurely, "But we can't completely let him go and run amok in the harem under my banner. Jian Qing Any ideas?"

"To be on the safe side, it's better to castrate him directly." Jian Shuo suggested, "That's it, it's all over, and you don't have to worry about him messing up the harem anymore."

Emperor Ling showed a smile, waved his hand and said, "Ai Qing was joking and castrated forcibly, how could he be willing to work for me? Besides, the people in the harem are very discerning, it is inevitable that some concubine will find out that he is a eunuch, wouldn't it? Self-defeating? This strategy is inappropriate."

"In this case... I am stupid and have a presumptuous idea. Please forgive me, Your Majesty." Jian Shuo said cautiously.

Everything in the harem belongs to His Majesty the Emperor. Any suggestions on this matter will inevitably damage the emperor's majesty and interests. Therefore, if your suggestions are not careful, Tianyan will be displeased. "Ai Qing is my humerus minister, why should I speak out and speak out." Emperor Ling said.

"The minister dared to say it." Jian Shuo organized his words and said, "If the substitute is asked to abstain from sex, others will inevitably be suspicious. It is better to choose a few ordinary palace maids to let him toss, famous concubines and His Majesty. The palace maids must firmly forbid them from getting involved. In this way, even though the ladies may complain, they will not doubt that there is anything wrong with it.”

The Ling Emperor was silent, and after a long time he sighed and said: "This can only be the case now, and there is no need to choose. I have no lucky palace maids, so he can do whatever he wants. At worst, I will replace them all after I recover." That’s it.”

"According to the order!" Jian Shuo said respectfully, "Your Majesty, I have one more thing..."

"Cough cough cough...but it doesn't matter." Emperor Ling coughed for a while and then said leisurely.

Jian Shuo lowered his voice and said: "The substitute Liu Ming said that he is the great-great-grandson of Emperor Xiaojing, the queen of Zhongshan Prince Jing..."

Emperor Ling opened his eyes wide and stared at Jian Shuo in disbelief, "So he is also a member of the Han clan?"

Jian Shuo nodded.

Emperor Ling pondered for a long time, exhaled a long breath, and then said: "Everything will proceed according to the original plan. The most important thing at the moment is to be my substitute and make the necessary public appearances on my behalf. As long as he does a good job, he will not be rewarded. Of course, there will be no shortage of means when it comes time to deal with it in the end.”

"Wei Chen understands." Jian Shuo saluted.

……

There was nothing to say all night. On the morning of the next day, Jian Shuo continued to take Liu Ming to familiarize himself with the places where Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty often visited. During the period, he explained to him the emperor's hobbies, speech and behavior habits, and corrected the obviously different behaviors of Liu Ming and Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty.

In the afternoon, I started walking around the various concubines in the harem. Every time I went to a place, I would sit for a short while, say a few words and then leave, never staying longer.

Jian Shuo was always by his side. Even what to say and what not to say were all taught by Jian Shuo in advance.

Even if a concubine wants to act coquettishly and stick to her, Jian Shuo will find a way to block her back.

I can barely cope with it once, twice, three times or four times. However, in the harem, there are nobles, beauties, colorful girls, etc. under the queen. There are dozens of people who have been canonized, and other palace people who have been lucky enough to be visited. There are countless.

These women were all trying their best to get close to the emperor and get his favor. After visiting several more, Jian Shuo couldn't handle it anymore.

"You can't let me, the general, be a bad guy all the time. You also have to help me." After coming out of a nobleman's residence, Jian Shuo wiped the sweat from his forehead and said angrily, "This general is really too much to handle. ”

"Didn't we agree before that I will be responsible for the non-seriousness and you will be responsible for the seriousness?" Liu Ming said seriously.

"This job is too tiring. I would rather go to the West Garden and deal with those vulgar warriors than deal with all the ladies." Jian Shuo sighed and said, "Next, you can use His Majesty's majesty Stop them. The purpose of our visit is firstly to familiarize you with the harem, and secondly to let everyone know that Your Majesty is safe and sound. It is enough to achieve these two goals.

"You are not familiar with the affairs of the harem yet. When you are able to move forward and retreat freely, you should leave these messy things to Zhang Rang and Zhao Zhong and follow you to deal with them. I, the general, will serve your majesty well and you will feel at ease." Jian Shuo walked forward as he spoke, his eyes full of helplessness, "You have to help me next."

"Then I'll give it a try." Liu Ming said with a smile.

Get out of the way, I'm going to show off.

(End of this chapter)