Siheyuan: Starting from the Pig Killer

Chapter 110: Hard-spoken? A slap in the face!

"No. 95 Nanluogu Lane, that's the courtyard in front, right?"

"That's right, it's this courtyard. Even if the door is not locked, you still dare to publicize it in a big way. It's really arrogant!"

"Hey, you don't take your brothers seriously!"

"Let the brothers teach them a lesson later and let them know the price of not taking the brothers seriously!"

"Where are the glasses? Why don't you come over?"

"What's the hurry? It's just time to get off work. Wait until everyone in the yard is here before we start, so as not to be disturbed midway."

……

At the corner of the alley not far from the courtyard, a few sly-looking people were gathering together, muttering and discussing something, and looking in the direction of the courtyard from time to time.

It was time to get off work at the moment, and there were people coming and going on the road, but these sly-looking guys didn't attract any attention.

On the other side, in the courtyard, the three stewards Yi Zhonghai, Liu Haizhong, and Yan Bugui naturally didn't know that someone with malicious intentions was already targeting the courtyard, and the three of them were discussing to hold a general meeting of the courtyard.

Seeing Shazhu's sincere attitude, Xiang Yunduan told the making methods of Arhat belly and pine nut belly in his memory.

After hearing what Xiang Yunduan said, Silly Zhu's eyes lit up. He had to say that this idea was very tempting.

"Learn, of course!" Shazhu said quickly.

"Okay, terminal, you can learn whatever you want to learn, and you can cook it however you want, but you have to tell me first what kind of dish you are going to make today, right?" Silly Zhu asked.

"You just listen to me. From now on, forget your identity as a Sichuan chef and learn whatever dishes I teach you. When you learn all the dishes I teach you, you will become a famous chef.

I also see that you are a teachable person, so I want to give you more experience, but you are not happy about it! Xiang Yunduan pretended to be angry.

"Today I will teach you two dishes. The recipes are similar, but there are differences. One is Shandong cuisine and the other is Northeastern cuisine!" Xiang Yunduan said.

Silly Zhu, who followed Xiang Yunduan into the house, looked at what Xiang Yunduan was carrying and asked expectantly.

For this pine nut tripe, Xiang Yunduan made a special trip to Quanyechang, where there are shops selling local specialties from all over the world.

Seeing that Xiang Yunduan was angry, Silly Zhu quickly apologized: "Oh, Mr. Duan, that's not what I meant. I understand everything you said. The main reason is that I haven't mastered Sichuan cuisine yet, so I just learned dishes from other cuisines. Isn't it a little bit more than I can chew?" Rotten?"

Now, we three uncles are ready to give this thief a chance. Whoever stole it should quickly come forward and return the stolen things to the uncle. I believe the uncle will definitely forgive you.

"Speaking of terminal, what kind of dishes are you going to teach me this time?"

"Hey, if you don't lock the door, that's a street order. You still want to resist?"

Liu Haizhong, who must have made a draft today, actually spoke a long paragraph in one breath, and it was very smooth, without any stumble at all.

After all, as a representative of non-spicy Sichuan cuisine, this boiled cabbage is definitely a first-class delicacy. It is even famous at state banquets, and is no worse than Wensi tofu.

"Huh? Another pork belly? Last time, the couple's lung slices were made from cows. This time, one is a pork belly and the other is a pig's belly. They are changed into pigs!" Silly Zhu said.

In Quanyechang, he actually bought pine nuts. Otherwise, I'm afraid he could only put melon seeds in his belly instead.

Unexpectedly, at this time, Yi Zhonghai called for a hospital-wide meeting.

"Just say whether you want to learn or not!" Xiang Yunduan said.

Although sewage is basically eaten by people with little money, it does not mean that those big dishes that are really worthy of the banquet do not have sewage. On the contrary, many famous dishes use sesame as the main ingredient, among which the most famous Yes, of course it’s the nine-turn large intestine.

In fact, this is not really about him fooling Sha Zhu. The main thing is that, in his opinion, Sha Zhu is extremely talented as a chef. If he can be exposed to the cooking concepts of various cuisines from the beginning, it is really possible to become a master of cooking. of a generation of famous chefs.

He really wanted to learn how to boil cabbage.

"What's wrong with the street? Can't the street be wrong? I think this matter is very unreliable. Today it was the uncle's house, but tomorrow I don't know whose house it is!"

Xiang Yunduan wants to train Silly Zhu!

"Homemade dishes? A famous chef?"

"Who did this? So bold?"

Silly Zhu had a look of reluctance, but Xiang Yunduan guessed that Yi Zhonghai wanted to find back the money and tickets he had lost during this hospital meeting, so he didn't have any resistance, but had a mentality of watching the fun. .

To be honest, as a chef, don’t you want to be able to invent a dish that will be passed down to future generations one day? What’s the point of looking at other people’s food? Xiang Yunduan said.

After listening to Xiang Yunduan's introduction, Shazhu thought about it for a while, and then planned to start production.

"A Shandong dish is called Luohan belly, and there is a Northeastern dish called pine nut belly!" Xiang Yunduan said.

The main ingredients for today's cooking were brought directly from the slaughterhouse. They were nothing unusual. They were just two pig tripes and three pig tripes, as well as a little fat and lean meat and pig skin.

The reason why I taught Sha Zhu these two dishes was mainly because Xiang Yunduan wanted to eat them. In fact, what Sha Zhu said was not wrong. Xiang Yunduan still liked to eat water.

"Shandong cuisine and Northeastern cuisine? I'm telling you, I studied Sichuan cuisine. Why do you think of teaching me Shandong cuisine and Northeastern cuisine? Forget it, Shandong cuisine is the first of the cuisines after all, but what is Northeastern cuisine? The eight major cuisines Is there such a number in there?" Silly Zhu said with some dissatisfaction.

"Is it really true that the master's house was robbed?"

"Hey, I'm telling you, you kid, you still look down on Northeastern cuisine. You need to know that you can attack jade with stones from other mountains. It doesn't matter whether Northeastern cuisine is one of the eight major cuisines. Just know that it can make your cooking skills more refined.

"I objected to not locking the door, but no one listened to me. What now? Something happened!"

Sure enough, after everyone had almost arrived, Liu Haizhong spoke first: "Ah, fellow neighbors, why is this hospital meeting being held today?

Cooking is always the same. What you really need to learn is the concept of cooking. Once you master this, you may be able to create your own new dishes.

But if you are unwilling to seize this opportunity and change your past, don't blame the three uncles for calling the police. When the police comrade comes, even if you regret it by then, it will be too late! "

Some of you may know it, and some may not, so here, I will explain it to you.

Besides, can’t those who learn Sichuan cuisine cook other dishes? Do you know what it means to be integrated?

The reason is that there is a thief in our yard, and he is a big thief. He is so audacious. Just today at noon, this thief actually stole the house of the first uncle while the aunt went out to buy groceries. This is simply too lawless. Got it!

……

Hearing from Liu Haizhong that Yi Zhonghai's home had been stolen, the people around him immediately started talking.

Among the crowd, Xiang Yunduan looked at Yi Zhonghai. To his surprise, Yi Zhonghai looked as normal at this moment, without any angry expression at all.

It stands to reason that all the money and tickets at home have been stolen. Although not all of them, it is still a large amount. Yi Zhonghai should not behave like this.

Just when Xiang Yunduan was confused, Yi Zhonghai's next words soon surprised him.

“Neighbors, please be quiet. This matter of not locking the door is an instruction from the street, and we must abide by it.

As for the problem that everyone is worried about, it actually does not exist! "Yi Zhonghai looked around and saw everyone looking at him in confusion, and then continued: "You don't have to worry about thieves in the yard, because my house has not been robbed at all, so there are no thieves in the yard! "

"What? It wasn't stolen?"

"How is that possible? I heard from my wife that the incident was stolen, but the eldest mother said it herself!"

"Yes, I heard that too!"

"Didn't the second uncle say that just now? Why hasn't it been stolen now?"

"Who is lying?"

……

No one knew who was lying, but Xiang Yunduan knew it.

He was very surprised, why did Yi Zhonghai deny this matter?

"Lao Yi, what's going on?"

Yan Bugui, who was sitting next to Yi Zhonghai, asked strangely.

Not only Yan Bugui is curious, but others are also curious.

"Everyone, I don't blame the second uncle for saying the wrong thing. The main reason is that before I had time to explain, the second uncle had already spoken."

Yi Zhonghai secretly nodded his bangs, and then continued: "My wife made a mistake about this matter. She remembered the wrong place where she kept the money at home. She didn't find the money at noon, so she thought The house was actually not robbed, so you don’t have to worry about thieves at all.

How could there be thieves in our courtyard? We are all very good neighbors. If anyone says that there is a thief in our yard, it will definitely be a slander with ill intentions!

Also, regarding the matter of not locking the door of our hospital, the street had talked to me yesterday, saying that reporters would come to interview in the next two days, and it would be published in the newspapers later! "

As soon as I heard that it could be published in the newspaper, people around me immediately started talking again, but this time, instead of talking about unlocking the door, many people began to praise the benefits of unlocking the door.

Yi Zhonghai turned the situation around with just a few words, but it had to be said that there was still a delay.

But the price is naturally the lost money and tickets.

"It seems that Yi Zhonghai is really wealthy!"

Xiang Yunduan sighed in his heart, if it were someone else who had lost more than a hundred yuan and many votes all at once, he would be distressed. He would probably not be able to sleep well for at least half a month, but Yi Zhonghai acted like he was fine.

"Excuse me, is this No. 95 Nanluogu Lane?"

After Yi Zhonghai explained the "misunderstanding", he was about to break up the meeting. At this time, a middle-aged man wearing glasses and a Chinese tunic suit suddenly walked in from outside. He also had a pen in his upper body pocket and another pocket in which notebook.

"Yes, you are?" Yi Zhonghai asked.

"Oh, I'm a reporter from the newspaper. My surname is Shen. I heard about the unlocked door in our courtyard. I was very curious, so I wanted to interview the people in our courtyard and learn about the specific situation of the unlocked door. !" said the man with glasses.

"It turns out to be Reporter Shen. Please sit down. What do you want to interview? I am the eldest man in this courtyard. My name is Yi Zhonghai. If you have any questions, you can ask me!" Yi Zhonghai's heart moved. What's going on in this street so fast? I just mentioned it in the newspaper yesterday, and today a reporter came to interview me.

"Well, Master Yi, you go and call everyone in the yard first, including the elderly and children.

As reporters, what we pursue is true information. We can’t just listen to you, but we must also listen to other people’s opinions. "Reporter Shen said.

"Good good!"

While Yi Zhonghai nodded, he said to the people around him: "Everyone, please call your family members over and let Reporter Shen do the interview!"

When everyone saw this situation, were there really reporters to interview? So what was in the newspaper is also true?

When they thought of this, everyone quickly called all the family members to the middle courtyard.

As more and more people gathered in the middle courtyard, the smile on Reporter Shen's face grew bigger and bigger, looking very satisfied. Then, he asked one by one about things in the courtyard.

Time passed little by little, and just when Xiang Yunduan was getting a little impatient, suddenly, a harsh cat meowing sounded.

"what's the situation?"

Xiang Yunduan was stunned. The only cat in the yard was the civet cat in his house. Of course, the civet cat made this sound.

With a civet cat's high IQ, it would not bark randomly under normal circumstances. What's more, the bark just now contained a strong threat.

"who?"

Xiang Yunduan walked through the hall and as soon as he entered the front yard, he saw a figure running out of his house in a panic, covering his face with his hands.

"Damn it, there's a thief!"

When Xiang Yunduan saw the figure, he shouted and immediately stepped forward.

When the figure saw Xiang Yunduan, without saying a word, he pulled out a dagger from his waist and stabbed him directly.

At the same time, following Xiang Yunduan's shouting, people also ran out of several other rooms in the front yard. Counting carefully, there were actually five or six people.

"Leave me alone!"

Xiang Yunduan dodged the oncoming dagger, and with a small grapple, he removed the man's arm, and then kicked him out, making him fall to the ground and unable to get up for a long time.

"stop!"

"Don't run!"

"Put your stuff down!"

……

At this moment, everyone who heard Xiang Yunduan's roar came to the front yard, and of course they saw the strange figures rushing out of various houses.

At this moment, you don’t need to ask to know what these figures are doing.

They were having a meeting in the middle courtyard, and the front yard had been stolen all over.

Fortunately, Xiang Yunduan had a cat in his house, and he was very smart. When faced with the thief who broke into the house, he just slapped his paw and gave a warning at the same time.

Otherwise, when this group of people finish stealing, they may not even notice it at all.

"No need to chase, they are all together. If they can escape, the monk cannot escape from the temple. Let's examine this first!"

Seeing that no one had caught up with the other thieves, Xiang Yunduan pointed to the broken guy at his foot, and then added: "And this Reporter Shen, I'm afraid he is also in the same group. Otherwise, why would everyone in the yard be killed?" Are they all called together?"

As his words fell, others also came to their senses. They were a little excited about what was published in the newspaper. Now think about it, even if there is an interview, there is no need to call everyone together!

(End of this chapter)