Siheyuan: Starting from the Pig Killer

Chapter 47 The conflict between mother-in-law and grandson (5K requests for reading)
  In fact, although there are only five dishes, the portion is still quite large. After all, the cost of a table of dishes is more than 2 yuan, and a pound of good-quality pork belly is only 68 cents. Chicken and fish are even cheaper.

But what Xiang Yunduan gave the deaf old lady was all meat. The pot was almost a pound of meat. With Yan Bugui's old and stingy character, it would be very heartbreaking to see it.

"Old lady, I definitely don't mean anything against you. I respect the elderly and care for the young, but I still want to say, please take it easy. If you eat too much of this meat, it won't be able to digest it, and you will easily get sick from it. If you come here, don’t eat too much!”

Xiang Yunduan brought the basin to the deaf old lady. Although he was talking big words, his face showed a very painful look.

Seeing him like this made Yi Zhonghai very happy.

The more this happens, the more Yi Zhonghai wants to get more meat. After all, this is in the name of an old lady. Who dares to object? Anyone who dares to object is disrespectful of the elderly and the young!
  Didn't Xiang Yunduan "give in"?
  In fact, with Yi Zhonghai's financial resources, a little meat is really nothing, but this is one of the few opportunities that can make him sick to Xiang Yunduan. How could he let it go?

I saw Yi Zhonghai snatching the basin from Xiang Yunduan, and then continued to pick meat inside. While doing it, he looked at Xiang Yunduan and said, "The old lady has a good appetite. This little meat is nothing. If you have more, you won't be disappointed." Let the old lady eat it?"

Xiang Yunduan said nothing and continued to show pain in his body.

This made Yi Zhonghai extremely happy. He increased his efforts and soon got almost half a catty of meat.

This time, the pot was piled high.

"Okay, old lady, let's go and eat at my house. I still have some white flour buns at home. I'll serve them then!"

Yi Zhonghai handed the basin to the deaf old lady, and then helped the deaf old lady get up.

This guy also had a good plan. Of course he knew that the deaf old lady couldn't eat so much meat, but didn't he and his wife help her eat it?

"Hey, Master Yi, the old lady can leave, but you can't leave. Since you are here at today's reflection meeting, why don't you give everyone a review?
  You won't forget how you helped the Jia family confuse right and wrong and mess around a few days ago, right? As the coordinator of this yard, you are so partial to the Jia family, indiscriminately, and without any fairness at all. Is it time for you to give everyone an explanation? "

Seeing that Yi Zhonghai was about to take the opportunity to slip away, Xiang Yunduan stopped this guy directly.

"What are you doing? Are you going to hit me?"

Yi Zhonghai was grabbed by Xiang Yunduan's arm and tried to break free, but he remained motionless. With Xiang Yunduan's strength, it was not easy to hold him down.

Seeing that he couldn't free himself, Yi Zhonghai could only look at the deaf old lady, hoping that the deaf old lady would help him.

But a deaf old man is too smart to be alone?
  If Yi Zhonghai was allowed to leave with her, wouldn't most of the meat in the basin be eaten by Yi Zhonghai and his wife?

Wouldn’t it be nice for her to eat alone?

Even if Yi Zhonghai takes the initiative to take care of the deaf old lady, it is just an illusion to think that Yi Zhonghai is very kind to the deaf old lady.

The deaf old lady knew it in her heart. After all, Yi Zhonghai rarely gave her anything good to eat.

The deaf old lady needs someone to take care of her, and Yi Zhonghai needs to establish a great and upright image of himself. The two of them just get what they need and hit it off.

At this time, the deaf old lady immediately activated her deafness skill and pretended not to hear anything. She held the meat basin in her hand and walked directly out of the crowd without even using the crutches.

"Lao Yi, you'd better review your mistakes for everyone. We were selected by the neighbors to be the stewards. We must be fair and just. We must not favor any particular family. Lao Yan, dont you agree?"

Liu Haizhong was brewing next to him for a long time, and finally thought of the words. He quickly seized the opportunity and said it in one breath.

As soon as the deaf old lady left, he saw an opportunity to rectify Yi Zhonghai.

If Yi Zhonghai could be allowed to make a self-examination in front of so many neighbors, wouldn't it be a huge loss to Yi Zhonghai's face?
  The most important thing is that Yi Zhonghai's self-criticism is tantamount to admitting that he was unfair and biased in what he did. Then Yi Zhonghai's prestige will definitely be lower than before!

If Yi Zhonghai dies, wouldn't Liu Haizhong, the second uncle, be able to take over?
  "Yes, Lao Yi, you'd better explain to the neighbors that you favor the Jia family because Jia Dongxu is your apprentice? Are you deliberately targeting Comrade Xiaoxiang because you also want to vent your anger on Jia Dongxu? What's going on in your mind? What was the process like? You have to explain all this clearly!"

Yan Bugui originally had no idea about Yi Zhonghai, but Yi Zhonghai just came with the deaf old man. Taking away so much meat made him so angry!

Who is Yan Bugui? He usually doesn't care even if he is scolded a few times, but when it comes to eating meat, whoever makes him unhappy is his enemy!
  God knows how long it has been since Yan Bugui had eaten meat?

I thought I would have a good time today, but I didn't expect to be intercepted by an old deaf woman halfway.

Yan Bugui had no good solution for the deaf old lady, but for Yi Zhonghai, he now had the idea of ​​"killing you while you are sick".

As soon as Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui spoke, Yi Zhonghai couldn't leave at all.

But just as Yi Zhonghai's thoughts were racing, thinking about how to resolve the neighbor's crisis of trust in him, in front of the moon gate leading from the middle courtyard to the backyard, the deaf old lady's way home was not smooth either.

"boom!"

There was a loud bang.

At this time, there had been no movement in the Jia family. Suddenly, the door was pulled open. Jia Zhang took the lead and rushed out, twisting her fat body.

"Oh, ancestor, you have to make the decision for us. This bunch of gods are eating our meat and drinking our blood. How can we live like this? Ancestor, you have to make the decision for us. ah!"

Mrs. Jia Zhang was waiting at home for Qin Huairu to pull off a beauty trick and then take the meat home.

As a result, after waiting for a long time, Qin Huairu came back empty-handed. This time, she was almost furious. After asking, she found out that Xiang Yunduan had destroyed her again.

For today's meal, she drooled over half a bowl of meat, so she said it would be gone?

She didn't know how many times she had scolded Xiang Yunduan, but she really didn't dare to have a conflict with Xiang Yunduan now. The lessons of the past few days were still vivid in her mind. If there was no good way, she wouldn't dare to take action casually again.

In fact, it is very simple to want to eat meat. Xiang Yunduan had already told Yan Bugui to include the Jia family when counting people, but there was one condition, that is, the Jia family must review themselves at the meeting and admit their mistakes. And promised not to do it again in the future.

However, Jia Dongxu is a shameless person and is not willing to self-criticize in public, so his family has no plans to attend the conference.

But the meat still had to be eaten. For this reason, we discussed and discussed, and finally decided to send Qin Huairu to use a honey trap to solve the problem directly from the source.

This plan to "cut off Hu" was exactly the work of the "face-conscious" Jia Dongxu.

What? Are you saying that letting your wife face other men makes the beauty trap even more embarrassing?
  That's impossible!

It's just for the wife to pretend to be pitiful and coquettish for Silly Pillar. At most, it's just a joke, which is not a big deal at all!
  Our men are so open-minded!
  Everything was going smoothly at first, but Xiang Yunduan, Cheng Yaojin, came out halfway and made such an open matter dirty.

Just when Jia Dongxu's family was at a loss and didn't know what to do, the deaf old lady appeared.

This time, Jia Zhang sensed an opportunity.

However, he originally thought that Yi Zhonghai would hire a deaf old lady to clear all obstacles and humiliate Xiang Yunduan, but he did not expect that Xiang Yunduan was fine and Yi Zhonghai himself fell into it.

At this time, Ms. Jia Zhang, who wanted to eat meat and was going crazy, could no longer care about so much. She was lying on the window glass and saw the deaf old lady carrying so much meat to the backyard. She suddenly felt "angry in her heart and evil in her guts." , the thought of cutting Hu came to mind again.

But the deaf old lady was holding a bowl of meat, feeling very happy, and was about to go back to the house to enjoy it slowly, when a ball of meat suddenly shot out from Ci Xali, and before she could react, the "meat ball" hugged her legs, and then howled like ghosts and wolves.

"Zhang Cuihua, you little girl, what are you going to do? Let me go, madam!"

The deaf old lady almost tripped and fell to the ground. She wanted to whip Jia Zhang hard with her cane, but she found that her two hands were holding a meat basin and the cane had been thrown away.

"Ancestor, you have to make the decision for us. People in this big courtyard bully us orphans and widowed mothers! Ouch, I don't live anymore, I can't live anymore, I'll forget it if you force me to death!"

Jia Zhang howled and winked at Jia Dongxu and Qin Huairu who also followed.

The father and mother understood instantly. They supported the deaf old lady's arms, one on the left and the other on the right, and carried her into their house.

"Let me go! Little bastard! Let me go! Lao Yi, Lao Yi, someone is robbing me!"

The moment the deaf old lady was picked up, her heart skipped a beat, and she immediately understood what the Jia family was going to do. However, she was an old lady in her seventies and eighties with small feet. She had no choice but to call Yi Zhonghai.

"stop!"

At this time, Yi Zhonghai was being asked to make a self-examination and didn't know what to do. When he saw this scene, he immediately stopped him.

But as soon as he said these words, he didn't know what to do next!

The deaf old lady is his "Sword of Shang Fang", and Jia Dongxu is his pension candidate. This... isn't this a case of left hand beating right hand?
  How does this help?
  Even though he is a flexible Duan Shui master like Yi Zhonghai, he doesn't know who to favor at this moment! Logically speaking, Jia Dongxu is a candidate for elderly care, so he should naturally favor Jia Dongxu, but the deaf old lady is a moral flag he has erected in the yard. He wants to use this flag to subtly influence the people in the yard, so that As we all know, those who are not elders are not filial, only those who are juniors are unfilial!

Dilemma!

Yi Zhonghai is in a dilemma!

But Xiang Yunduan didn't care about that. He rushed forward with a swish, then grabbed Jia Dongxu's collar, "crack, snap" twice, with one forehand and one backhand. Before Jia Dongxu could react, He slapped him twice in the face.

Jia Dongxu's face was immediately slapped red!
  "What are you doing?!" Jia Dongxu was stunned.

Xiang Yunduan raised his leg again and kicked the little stick stalk who jumped up to grab the deaf old lady's meat bowl to the ground, and then said loudly: "What do I do? I eliminate harm for the people!
  I would like to ask you, what do your family do? The old and the young all went into battle together, and in broad daylight, they actually bullied a lonely old man and took the old lady's meat bowl by force!

Are your family bandits?

How long have I been living here? Your family is stealing and robbing, what do you want to do? "

"Little beast, if you dare to hit my son, I will fight with you!"

When Jia Zhang saw that her plan to cut off Hu was revealed, she stopped pretending and started rolling around, trying to catch Xiang Yunduan's face.

Xiang Yunduan had been guarding against this old guy for a long time. When he saw him rushing forward, he directly lifted Jia Dongxu's collar and blocked the human shield in front of him.

The next moment, Jia Zhang's Nine Yin White Bone Claws caught Jia Dongxu's handsome face.

"Mom, what are you doing!"

Jia Dongxu was about to cry but had no tears, but there were two red tear stains on his face from Jia Zhang's scratches.

When Jia Zhang saw that she had arrested the wrong person, she wanted to look for Xiang Yunduan again, but Xiang Yunduan had already slipped into the crowd.

"Old Jia, please open your eyes quickly and take a look. Our orphans and widows have been bullied to death. Come up and take away these damn idiots!"
  They are all guys with bad consciences. They don’t even call us meat. That’s meat bought with our family’s money. You are eating our family’s meat!
  Lao Jia, I can't live anymore, I can't live anymore, I'm going to hang myself! I'm coming for you! "

Mrs. Jia Zhang looked at the people in the yard, but no one stood up for her family. She couldn't help but hate it, and started yelling, not sparing anyone she saw.

In the crowd, Xiang Yunduan watched the deaf old lady carrying the meat basin and escaping without anyone noticing, and then said: "Okay, old godly woman, what are you howling for? You can light some incense and burn two pieces of paper, that's all Hard to beg?

Are you so used to using your hands for nothing, that even your own family members want nothing for you?

Although Lao Jia and you have a relationship as husband and wife, after all, the yin and yang are now separated. If you ask for help, you should pay some travel expenses.

Spend some money, this kind of thing doesn't cost much. Even if you burn a few newspapers, isn't it the same thing? If you don't have new newspapers, burn a few old ones. It's just a vain request! "

"Pfft!"

I don't know who it was, but after hearing Xiang Yunduan's words, no one could hold back and started laughing.

At this moment, the people around him were instantly infected and burst into laughter.

The yard was suddenly filled with a happy atmosphere.

The tragic atmosphere created by Jia Zhang for a long time disappeared in an instant.

"Let's talk about not letting you eat meat. I remember telling the third uncle very clearly that as long as Jia Dongxu is willing to admit his mistake to everyone at the conference, he can participate in the conference.

But what about you? You refuse to admit your mistakes, and with this attitude, you still want to eat meat? When Lao Jia was alive, was this how you taught your family how to do things? "

Xiang Yunduan stood up again at this moment.

After hearing what he said, before anyone else said anything, Banggeng rushed over and said loudly: "I want to eat meat, and I am willing to admit my mistake. I shouldn't steal your things, but those are what my grandma taught me. I admitted my mistake, can I eat meat?"

No one expected this to happen, not even Xiang Yunduan.

"You little beast, I'll beat you to death!"

When Mrs. Jia Zhang heard Banggeng's words, her eyes darkened and she almost fainted. She stretched out her hand to grab Banggeng and beat her head and face.

After all, Bangge was only four or five years old. He was no match for Jia Zhang. He was beaten until he burst into tears. While crying, he cursed: "You old man, let me go. I want to eat meat. You A rotten-hearted person, a black-hearted person, a person who has been stabbed a thousand times, a person worthy of a mule, a person who was killed by God, a person who was struck by lightning, who cursed you to death for your whole family, who gave birth to a son with no eyes, a wild dog peeing on the grave..."

Looking at each other!

Everyone looked at each other in shock!

Jia Zhang was also stunned.

It took a long time before a voice came from the crowd: "Why does this kid have such a poisonous mouth!"

"How old is Banggeng? What does he know!"

"That's right, what do children know? Someone must have taught them!"

"Who is so shameless as to teach this to a child?"

"Who else could it be?"

"That's right. What do children know? Why don't they learn from adults?"

"I've known for a long time that... I'm not a good person, but I didn't expect him to be so vicious. I'm afraid we people will get scolded a lot behind our backs!"

"Man deserves to die, this is too poisonous!"

……

The discussion became contagious immediately. Although it seemed a bit noisy, you could basically hear clearly what everyone was saying.

"Okay, don't say anything anymore!"

Jia Dongxu was about to collapse at this time. Hearing the comments around him and the looks in his eyes that looked like they could kill someone, he finally couldn't stand it anymore.

"I admit my mistake! I was wrong. Please stop talking. It was me who failed to educate my children well and caused trouble for everyone. I will educate my children well in the future. Please supervise me. If I continue to curse or steal things in the future, You all just spit in my face, and if I hide, I’m not even a man!”

Jia Dongxu's face turned red, and he didn't know whether he was excited or ashamed.

"it is good!"

Xiang Yunduan stood up again. He glanced at Jia Dongxu with admiration, then turned his gaze to Yi Zhonghai, who had been pretending to be stupid, and said: "Master Yi, Comrade Jia Dongxu has admitted his mistake. In our reflection meeting, you are the only one left. You have not admitted your mistake. Are you going to fight to the end? What is your attitude? Just say something and don’t delay everyone’s dinner. It’s been a long time and the dishes have become cold!”

Yi Zhonghai took a deep look at Xiang Yunduan, then bowed four times to the surrounding people, and said sincerely: "Comrades, I reflect on my mistakes and admit my mistakes. As a senior man in the courtyard, this should have been..."

……

After the meal, it was a wonderful meal, with some people happy and some sad. Even Xiang Yunduan, the chief director behind the scenes, did not expect such a dramatic scene.

If he hadn't lived in a courtyard, where would he have gone to watch such a wonderful show?

What's more, he personally directed this big scene. Not only did he direct, but he also personally played a supporting role with strong dramatic conflicts. The performance was very complete. If it were left to future generations, it would not be rated as "explosion" by the majority of netizens.

Even if we invite the acting teacher from the Chinese Opera Theater in the alley next door, that’s it!

After getting a particularly satisfying emotional value, Xiang Yunduan fell asleep soundly and had no dreams all night.

Unfortunately, I didn't sleep until I woke up naturally the next day. Instead, I was woken up by a panicked shout in the middle courtyard before seven o'clock.

(End of this chapter)