Siheyuan: Starting from the Pig Killer

Chapter 92 The root cause of the disease in Damao’s bridal chamber

"Da Mao, please be gentle, I'm afraid of pain!"

A sound like a rooster crowing came from the window.

Xu Damao was startled.

First, he was not prepared at all. After all, his mind was entirely focused on Lou Xiao'e at the moment, and since it was his first time, he had gained a lot of energy and was preparing to go all out.

Secondly, the sound outside the window was really creepy. It was so late at night, and there was suddenly a voice that sounded neither male nor female, with a raised voice like a eunuch. No matter how you listened to it, you felt a chill on your back.

Xu Damao was frightened at this moment.

"Ah! What's the noise? Damao, what's outside the window!"

Lou Xiao'e wasn't much better.

Their beds were right next to the window, separated only by a layer of glass and curtains. There was no sound insulation at all. The sound was like someone talking into their ears.

Lou Xiao'e is a woman after all, and she is timid to begin with. However, in such a nervous situation, her heart almost jumped out of her chest.

"Hahaha!"

"Hey hey hey!"

"Hoohoho!"

As the sound outside the window fell, before Xu Damao could speak, a kind of random laughter immediately rang out.

When he heard this laughter, Xu Damao, who was originally startled, suddenly became furious.

Because he basically recognized these voices, they were little bastards like Liu Guangfu and Yan Jiekuang.

"Liu Guangtian, Yan Jiefang, you two little bastards are looking for death, get away from me quickly, damn, if you don't leave, I'll come out to deal with you!"

Xu Damao was almost furious. He didn't expect that he was about to enter the bridal chamber, and he didn't listen. He was really shocked just now.

"I said you are stupid, don't show off to your brothers here, show off to your wife if you can, but don't use too much force, your wife will be in terrible pain!" Silly Zhu's voice came from outside.

Originally, Xu Damao hadn't heard clearly who said the previous voice. After all, he was holding his throat and couldn't tell. But when he heard Silly Zhu speak, he immediately understood that there would be no one else but this bitch.

"Silly Zhu, you are looking for death!"

Xu Damao was forced by Sha Zhu to drink three large bowls of wine at noon. He still had a headache at this moment. Now that he knew that Sha Zhu was here again and instigated a group of half-grown men to listen to him, he immediately became angry.

Cursing, Xu Damao got up from the bed without putting on any clothes. He picked up his big pants and rushed out.

"Da Mao, what are you doing!"

Lou Xiao'e originally knew that someone was listening to Qiang Gen, and she was a little shy. She covered her head with a quilt and pretended to be an ostrich. When she saw Xu Damao suddenly rushed out, she immediately became anxious.

But at this moment, she was not wearing much clothes and couldn't get out. She could only shout anxiously, trying to call Xu Damao back. After all, how could she go out and fight with others on the wedding night?

Even if there is something, can't we talk about it tomorrow?

Can those who listen to the wall still stand outside all night?

Let's talk about Xu Damao wearing bright red trousers. He rushed out of the house and saw that it was indeed Silly Zhu, squatting under the window sill with a few children, talking and laughing.

"Hey, Damao, can you still get into this bridal chamber? You can't, right? Then you have to watch your wife more closely in the future, and don't put a hat on your head again!"

Silly Zhu saw Xu Damao rushing over with an angry face, but he was not worried at all. Instead, he smiled playfully.

In this courtyard, except for Xiang Yunduan, he was not afraid of anyone else at all. Xu Damao was not his opponent at all. He had been fighting since childhood, and Xu Damao could not win at all except for occasionally playing dirty tricks.

In Shazhu's opinion, beating Xu Damao is not much more difficult than catching a chicken.

"Silly Zhu, you bastard!"

In the house, Lou Xiao'e heard Silly Zhu's teasing. How could she bear this?

As a newly married young lady, how can she behave in the future after being told by Silly Zhu?

She didn't even have time to know the name of Silly Zhu, and she couldn't understand why this guy couldn't get along with her.

"Silly Zhu, I will kill you!"

Xu Damao was a little over the top at this moment. He didn't care whether he could beat Silly Pillar or not, and just rushed forward.

It's a pity that Shazhu came prepared tonight and had been on guard for a long time. He easily dodged Xu Damao and knocked Xu Damao to the ground with one fall.

"Si Mao, Si Mao, you'd better save your strength for your wife. If you give it a little more time, will you be able to get into the bridal chamber tonight?" Silly Zhu looked at Xu Damao who fell to the ground and taunted him. .

The boys and girls next to him also laughed.

Even though these are all young men, they understand pretty much what they should know, and can still hear some naughty words.

To put it bluntly, given the current housing conditions, many families live in one house, and many kids may have bumped into their parents doing errands at night.

In addition, at the age of ten, it is the period of adolescence, and some things are self-taught.

Although Shazhu called these boys over in the name of asking for wedding candies, these guys may not really want to listen to Qiang Gen's thoughts.

Xu Damao was knocked down, and his mind became clearer. He knew that he couldn't beat Silly Pillar, and if he continued, he would only be humiliating himself.

So as soon as I had an idea, I immediately went back to the house, then took out a big bag of candies and said to the young men: "Come here, get the wedding candies, go home quickly, follow Silly Zhu again, be careful I call your family Sir, come here!"

As soon as the boys heard this, they also accepted it as soon as it was good.

Especially the two brothers Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu, who quickly ran away after grabbing the candy. If Xu Damao alerted his father Liu Haizhong, the two brothers would probably be beaten half to death.

Seeing the Liu brothers running away, the remaining people were unwilling to stay any longer. After all, it would not end well if their parents came.

Soon, all the boys were bribed by Xu Damao with wedding candies. In Nuo Da's yard, only Silly Zhu remained by the window.

Seeing this, Xu Damao glanced at Silly Zhu very proudly: "You like to listen to Qiang Gen, right? Then just listen slowly. Whether I want you to die or not depends on whether you can hold it in! Anyway, I have a wife to sleep with. , when you go to see me tonight, just compete with the bed board! Hahaha!"

After saying this, Xu Damao entered the house with a smile, closed the door with a bang, and then went back to bed.

"Who is this silly Zhu? He has no manners at all. He forced you to drink at noon today, and now he is causing trouble again. It's really annoying!"

In the room, Lou Xiao'e wanted to curse a few words, but she didn't learn any curse words at all, so she could only say something rude.

"Ignore this bitch. This guy has had brain problems since he was a child. His father called him Silly Zhu. Seeing that this guy is hopelessly stupid, his father ran away. He would rather raise a son for someone else than take care of it. He, you can see how stupid this guy is!" Xu Damao opened his mouth.

This sentence was said quite loudly, Xu Damao just wanted to let Sha Zhu hear it and make Sha Zhu angry.

But after saying this, there was no movement outside. It must be that Shazhu had left.

Although Xu Damao had acted indifferently just now, as if the more Silly Zhu listened to Qiang Gen, the more excited he became.

But in fact, it was just to say something sarcastic and deliberately make Shazhu angry. He was not willing to let Shazhu listen to the room.

At this moment, seeing that Sha Zhu didn't make any move even after being scolded by him, he guessed that Sha Zhu was gone, so he excitedly turned off the light, and then started to prepare his sword and shoes again.

But just when Xu Damao drew his gun and mounted his horse again, ready to show off his power, faint voices came from outside the window.

"Da Mao, why did you turn off the light? Turn it on quickly, don't go to the wrong door!" "Ah!!!"

"Silly Zhu, I will kill you!"

Xu Damao was really going crazy.

With an angry roar in his mouth, he didn't even bother to put on his shoes this time. He left the bedroom, ran to the kitchen, pulled out the kitchen knife, held it in his hand, and rushed out with murderous intent.

"Da Mao, come back quickly, don't be impulsive, come back quickly!"

Lou Xiao'e was shocked when she saw Xu Damao holding a knife, but she must not let the wedding night turn into a murder scene!

Although it is said that tonight should see some blood to celebrate, that is not what it means!

"Haha, sister Xiao'e, don't worry, I won't do anything to your family...

What the hell!

Xu Damao, what are you doing!

do not come!

You are so fucking crazy!

......"

Silly Zhu originally heard Lou Xiao'e's words and teased Lou Xiao'e through the glass and curtains. After all, Xu Damao was not his opponent at all, so he was not afraid.

Unexpectedly, before he finished speaking, he saw Xu Damao running towards him with his bare feet and a kitchen knife in his hand.

This frightened Silly Zhu, a cold sweat broke out from his back, and his hair stood on end.

A fight is a fight, so what's the point of holding a knife?

It was Silly Zhu who reacted quickly. He didn't wait for Xu Damao to get closer and ran away immediately. He only regretted that he was missing two legs and regretted it in his heart. It seemed that he was playing too big tonight. If he didn't run away, he would have to answer here.

"Silly Zhu, if you dare to come back again, I will chop up your dog even if you don't sleep tonight!"

After chasing him past the Moon Gate, seeing that Silly Zhu didn't even dare to go home and ran to the front yard, Xu Damao spat viciously and returned home angrily.

"No one will bother me this time!"

Lou Xiao'e was so worried that when she saw Xu Damao coming back, she quickly looked at the kitchen knife. Fortunately, it was clean and there was no blood on it.

"No, Silly Zhu is also a coward. I think he won't even dare to go home tonight!" Xu Damao said.

Finally, he saved a little face. If he is really beaten to death by Silly Zhu tonight, let alone others, Lou Xiaoe will look down on him in the future.

Fortunately, it was finally solved.

"Then come on quickly. It's been a tiring day today. Come on now and go to bed. I'm so sleepy, ugh~"

Lou Xiao'e said and yawned.

"What's wrong? Come quickly!"

After a long time, Lou Xiao'e found that Xu Damao was silent and urged him again.

"Don't worry, wait and see if Silly Zhu will come back!" Xu Damao said.

"Didn't you say that he doesn't dare to come back? Come on, no matter how stupid Silly Zhu is, do you still dare to fight with a chopper?" Lou Xiao'e said.

"Wait a minute, I'll take a break!" Xu Damao said with some difficulty.

Although he said it was neither urgent nor slow, Xu Damao was anxious at the moment. He found that he seemed to be in trouble!

After struggling twice just now, he was so frightened that he shrank back. Now no matter how he called, the second brother did not move.

"Why rest? You didn't do anything? You're not really good at it, are you!" Lou Xiao'e said in surprise.

"How is it possible? Of course I can do it!" Xu Damao said, getting on his horse.

"Come on! If it works, it works. If it doesn't work, it doesn't work. What do you mean by taking a break?" Lou Xiao'e said with some suspicion.

But after saying this for a long time, Xu Damao was in place, but he made no next move!

"Da Mao, are you okay? If not, just go to sleep first and go to the hospital to see a doctor tomorrow!" Lou Xiao'e said again.

Hearing this, Xu Damao could only turn over and dismount. He had been trying for a long time, but there was no movement.

For some reason, as soon as he felt something, the image of Silly Zhu lying on the window sill immediately appeared in his mind, and then he turned off the engine completely.

"What are you looking at? I'm going to the hospital. I'm just tired today. Go to bed. I'll definitely be fine tomorrow!" Xu Damao said firmly, then rolled up the quilt and went to sleep on the other half of the bed.

……

Xiang Yunduan was writing plans for training police dogs in the house, when there was a knock on the door.

When he opened the door, he saw Shazhu standing outside the door panting.

"Speaking of Zhu Zhu, I remember that Xu Damao entered the bridal chamber tonight. Why are you so tired?" Xiang Yunduan said a little strangely when he saw Sha Zhu like this.

"Hey, don't mention it, let me go in first!"

Silly Zhu sneaked into Xiang Yunduan's house and breathed a sigh of relief.

It really scared him just now.

"I wasn't thinking about Xu Damao's bridal chamber to add some excitement, so I took the gang of boys in the yard there, but Xu Damao really didn't want to be teased and wanted to chop me with a knife!" Silly Zhu explained.

"You are really idle. Why are you joining in the fun at this juncture when others enter the bridal chamber? Anyone else would have killed you!" Xiang Yunduan said speechlessly.

"Hey, don't blame me! When Jia Dongxu got married, it was Xu Damao who made the most noise. This guy was totally unlucky. He was rotten.

What does this mean to me tonight?

Compared to when he was quarreling with Jia Dongxu, he has restrained himself a lot. "

Silly Zhu was also feeling aggrieved at the moment.

Oh, you are so happy when you make trouble with Jia Dongxu. If I make trouble with you, you will chop me with a knife?

Now I think about it, Sister Qin had suffered a lot of grievances back then, so tonight she was able to take advantage of Lou Xiaoe!

But Silly Zhu had no idea that what he did tonight had already left a shadow on Xu Damao.

When Xu Damao thinks about that now, his mind is filled with the thought of someone lying on the window sill, unable to lift him up at all.

Speaking of which, this sin is too great.

"Okay, okay, go back quickly, I need to rest now!"

The two chatted for a while, and Xiang Yunduan saw that the boy refused to leave, so he had no choice but to issue an eviction order.

Seeing that Xu Damao never showed up, Shazhu felt more at ease and quietly slipped back to his home.

As for whether Xu Damao will go crazy tomorrow, we can only wait until tomorrow!

(End of this chapter)