American comics: This guy is crazy.

Chapter 314 I smell a hint of armpit hair
"Divine Light Stick!"

Allen took out a plastic controller and posed in front of Dr. Birkin, whose legs were twitching, as he did before Ultraman's transformation.

"I designed it with three gears. Doctor, please adapt to it in advance."

The three gears are divided into strong gear, super strong gear, and extra strong gear. The weak and middle gears are not considered at all.

pat!

Push the button to the strong position.

Dr. Birkin's facial expression suddenly froze, and his eyes almost bulged out.

My whole body couldn't stop shaking, and my legs were swaying.

Turn off controls.

call…

Dr. Birkin breathed a sigh of relief.

"Next, let's demonstrate Morse code, using long and short intervals to convey messages."

Allen kept controlling the switch in his hand, and Dr. Birkin's expression kept changing, sometimes ferocious, sometimes twisted, sometimes numb...

The girls of the Birds of Prey team all showed disgust.

In fact, I quite admire Dr. Birkin's ability to endure.

"Doctor, are you happy?"

Allen's fingers kept flipping the switch at a high frequency, giving Dr. Birkin no chance to speak.

"There must be something special about my invention, otherwise it would be different from the fake Kunkun sold in adult stores."

Allen did not forget to turn around and explain to the girls: "The big jiebao can swell when exposed to water, and can be filled and locked without falling off. Isn't it very user-friendly? It's even more powerful. When it enters the extra powerful setting, it automatically senses changes in the target's body temperature and emits colorful sounds. Dazzling light and slight electric current add to the fun.”

However, the girls' attention was focused on Dr. Birkin.

At this moment, Dr. Birkin, who was in his sixties, had a ferocious expression on his face, scratching his ears and cheeks with both hands to relieve the unspeakable feeling.

There was a pop.

Dr. Birkin lay slumped on the ground, his eyes rolled up, the whites of his eyes were visible, and crystal saliva overflowed from the corners of his mouth.

"Oh...why did I turn on the extra powerful gear?"

Alan accidentally switched to the extra strong setting, no wonder Dr. Birkin was in a state of confusion.

At the same time, a strange buzzing sound came from the metal box.

The girls cast questioning looks.

Allen shyly turned his head away and said: "I don't just make one big Jiebao dart, but a set."

"..."

The thought that this person should not be an enemy arose in the hearts of all the women at the same time.

Just imagining the scene of being ravaged by Dajiebao's darts, your body couldn't help but tremble.

Too brutal.

How could you be so cruel.

pat!

Turn off the magic wand.

Dr. Birkin's eyes were no longer focused, his body trembled from time to time, and he looked helpless.

Allen couldn't help but ask himself: "Am I rewarding the enemy, or am I punishing the enemy?"

"..."

No one could answer.

It mainly depends on whether people have a sense of shame.

……

A frozen warehouse in the suburbs of New York City.

This is one of many bases set up by umbrella companies.

Generally speaking, building in sparsely populated areas can greatly avoid location exposure.

Moreover, because of the refrigerated warehouse, there are often refrigerated transport trucks transporting research materials, which seems very reasonable and has the effect of hiding from others.

It is not unusually difficult to build an underground base in an urban area.

Mainly underground in cities, there are sewer pipes and other facilities. They need to face numerous departmental reviews and supervisions, and it is impossible to complete huge projects quietly.

Dr. Birkin took the elevator straight to the underground building.

Ding…

With a crisp sound.

The elevator doors open, revealing the real workspace of Umbrella Company.

Dr. Birkin stepped out of the elevator with his legs in an unnatural position.

The first step is the security area, which requires a full-body scan to prevent employees returning from business from bringing in prohibited items, and electronic spy equipment can be detected. After all, this is a shady business. Passing through the doorframe-like testing equipment, the black man in charge of screening looked at Dr. Birkin and gave him a knowing smile.

The black security guard flicked his long dreadlocks, licked his lips, and his eyes were full of evil, as if you are Jiang Zi's doctor.

Just because of the scanned image displayed on the computer screen, there was a long outline of a foreign object in his body.

"Welcome back Dr. Birkin."

The black security guard licked his thick lips again, as if looking at prey.

Ok…

Dr. Birkin may have a guilty conscience, or perhaps he sensed that the other party was abnormal, so he nodded and walked quickly straight to the private office.

The black security guard reluctantly stared at Dr. Birkin's back and twitching his big hips, and couldn't help but mutter softly: "Bitch."

Back to the office
All Dr. Birkin could do was wait and see.

In the first step, Allen led the Birds of Prey to attack, forcing Umbrella Company to abandon the base, thus helping Dr. Birkin to be transferred to other positions.

The highest authority of this base is in the hands of Dr. Birkin, who knows exactly what related work he is engaged in.

Using the T virus as the basic blueprint, combined with the facehugger genes, a controllable biological weapon was developed.

However, progress has always been very slow, or even stalled.

Tracing the origins of aliens involves the engineering civilization, which is naturally not a product that can be desecrated by the current level of biotechnology in the world.

Therefore, it has been stuck in the research stage and has not been successfully applied in practical applications.

Outside the base.

Allen and the five girls were hiding in the woods in the distance.

Wanting to attack the base quietly is basically wishful thinking.

Hidden surveillance cameras will arouse vigilance as soon as they appear.

Moreover, the regular deployment of two special tactics teams in the base is no less than any ace special forces in the world, not to mention the artificial intelligence of the Red Queen to maintain the operation of the base.

"Or give up." Pamela suggested.

Poison Ivy's ability is to control plants. Now that she is in the woods, she has a home field advantage.

But in fact, all it takes is a flamethrower to burn the plants to put her to rest.

“Never give up, oh yeah!”

Allen took out five shovels from the metal box, threw them to the five women, and encouraged: "Adopt Plan B, authentic tactics, you go ahead and dig, I will be the lookout."

"..."

The five women looked at each other, showing no intention of taking action.

Digging a tunnel leading to the umbrella base is simply not a solution that anyone should think of.

Moreover, he was lying on the lawn, with his legs crossed and a weed in his mouth, with a completely unrelated attitude.

Working for free.

The dogs won't do it.

"somebody is coming!"

The five women quickly lay down in the weeds and disappeared, watching a helicopter approaching in the sky.

call out…

Before he could see who it was, an anti-aircraft missile was fired from the direction of the cold storage warehouse.

Bang!
The missile hit the helicopter and turned into a ball of flame at a height of about ten meters.

All personnel on board the helicopter escaped before being hit.

"It's the Suicide Squad!"

Harley looked at the appearance of the escapees and recognized them as former teammates.

The suicide squad affiliated with the Sky Eye Society undoubtedly targets the Umbrella Base.

"Be careful to hide, let's use the mantis to catch the cicada, we will use the chrysanthemum-stealing tactic from behind."

After saying that, Allen pulled up a piece of grass and put it on his head, with a demented expression on his face, as if he were a plant.

"Someone is here again, an Escalade team."

Barbara took out her telescope, observed for a moment and said, "Why are you an agent of SHIELD?"

As we all know, the Eyes of Heaven don't get along with S.H.I.E.L.D.

The Sky Eye Society is affiliated with the government, while S.H.I.E.L.D. is an independent organization and has always been a force that the government is afraid of.

"I smell a hint of armpit hair." Allen picked his nostrils seriously.

"Are you talking about conspiracy?" Pamela rolled her eyes.

"It almost means the same thing."

(End of this chapter)