American comics: This guy is crazy.

Chapter 323: Rescuing the Hunted Black Widow
"you know me?"

Daredevil Matthew looked at the strange man in front of him.

Although he was blind, he gained radar-like hearing as a blessing in disguise.

"Excuse me, I'm sorry, Lawyer Ma, the wife-killing maniac. I've heard a little about him in the underworld."

Allen clasped his hands together and introduced himself: "I am Malefake, specializing in justice for the disabled. It is obvious that you are blind and I am mentally ill. We should support each other and create a harmonious future together."

"..."

After a long while, Matthew said awkwardly: "Thank you very much."

"Please forgive me. I, Malefak, never ask for anything in return for doing good things."

After that, Allen turned around and waved, "I have something to do and I'll leave first. You can ask Zhenglian for help."

"Ok."

And at this moment, in the Stark Industries building.

The tracking signal on the map that indicated it belonged to Wolverine had disappeared.

Meanwhile, Tony receives a request for help from Peter, concerning, of course, the missing Aunt May.

The two are like father and son, so they naturally can't just sit back and do nothing.

All the heroes frowned, as what happened was too strange.

Suddenly, the family members of heroes were kidnapped, which seemed like a self-torture tactic.

However, many heroes who supported the bill encountered the same problem, so they completely dispelled their speculation, as they really couldn't take care of both at the moment.

"Investigate the Owl Council first and rescue the family members first."

If you want to support the implementation of the bill, you must demonstrate your ability to protect the families of heroes. Otherwise, no matter how much you say, it will still be unconvincing and may even cause the Avengers members to fall apart.

In reality, the comedy group has been busy kidnapping people and holding them in secret.

Deliberately divert the attention of the Justice League and the Avengers to saving people.

Therefore, Allen can take advantage of the situation to attack the hero from behind.

Of course, just one Wolverine probably wouldn't attract much attention, and maybe the Avengers didn't even notice that one person was missing.

Therefore, we need to continue our efforts and kidnap more people.

In fact, the situation is now very complicated.

Many heroes from the Avengers are hunting down heroes who have defected to the Justice League.

For example, Natasha, who still had some sense, strongly opposed it, while Falcon volunteered to carry out the arrest mission.

Natasha, as always, wore a close-fitting leather jacket as she moved through the city streets, trying to evade the drones tracking her from above.

At the same time, the Falcon equipped with a single-soldier flying wing developed by the military is hovering in the sky.

Natasha belongs to S.H.I.E.L.D., so it is naturally impossible for her to comply with official regulations.

However, Falcon comes from the military and firmly supports the bill.

Perhaps the departure of Captain America Steve led to changes in the original camp personnel.

A figure fell from the sky and blocked Natasha's escape route.

"Stop struggling. I don't wish to attack my former colleagues," Falcon warned.

At this moment, Natasha was in a dilemma, with a falcon blocking her way in front and a drone blocking her way behind.

"Sam, I don't want to do anything to you either."

Natasha has extremely high qualities as an agent, and staying calm in the face of difficulties is the most basic requirement.

"I hope you don't blame me."

Falcon put on his goggles again, and a fierce battle was inevitable.

Boom!
dong dong...

A basketball suddenly fell in front of the Falcon.

The easiest way to stop black people from committing violence is to give them a basketball or a serving of watermelon fried chicken.

"Who?"

The two of them looked towards the roof at the same time.

There must be someone lying in ambush, otherwise how could a basketball fall?

Falcon couldn't help but suspect that the guy in the dark had poor eyesight and the hit was too far off target.

Take advantage of this opportunity.

Natasha turned around and shot an electric pulse at the drone. The strong current instantly burned the control chip, allowing the Falcon to concentrate on dealing with one target.

"Oh no! There's an ambush." ​​The falcon thought to himself that something was wrong, so he spread his wings and immediately took off into the air to escape.

As a result, just as it was about to take off, one side lost lift and it suddenly discovered that a strange man was pulling at the metal wing.

The basketball before was just to attract attention, and Allen came to its side invisibly.

Bang!
With only one side providing lift, the Falcon fell headfirst 180 degrees, its head hit the ground hard, and it fell into a coma.

"Sister Widow."

Allen dragged the unconscious Falcon and walked straight to Natasha, asking in a very showy way, "Are you confused by my heroic act of saving the damsel in distress?"

"But it didn't."

Natasha looked Alan up and down calmly, wondering why a mentally ill person shouldn't be in Gotham, so why did he appear in New York again.

Suddenly, she saw something unusual on Allen's neckline.

Chi la...

"Hey, what are you doing, you bastard?"

Alan covered his chest with his hands, his face full of shame and anger, and he was breathing heavily through his nostrils.

Natasha's sudden action of tearing off her shirt really made Alan very excited.

"Are you crazy? Why are you wearing a bra?"

That's right, Natasha saw a touch of lace and wanted to tear it off to see what it was.

Sure enough, it was a black lace bra, and what was even more annoying was that there were two holes cut in it. A normal person would never do that, but it seemed very reasonable to Alan.

"Shame on you! I just want to make my chest muscles look bigger. It's embarrassing to be exposed."

Allen buttoned up his shirt with a wronged look, then asked suspiciously, "Black Widow, were you jealous just now? Your anger was written all over your face."

"Nothing."

Natasha resumed her aloof and cool demeanor and said disdainfully, "It's impossible for you. Don't be so self-indulgent."

"A woman who says one thing and means another dares not face her own heart."

Allen speculated in a mean way: "An old woman in her eighties or nineties has improper thoughts about a young man in his early twenties like me. She is really shameless. Hey, hey, hey..., why are you strangling my neck..., you shameless person..."

When Natasha heard the word "old woman", she turned into an angry lion, walked directly behind Alan and used judo lock.

Natasha strangled his neck with one hand and pinched his nose with the other, saying viciously: "Who are you calling an old woman? I'll give you another chance to say it again."

How could Alan, who was stubborn and unrepentant, give in so easily? He said stubbornly, "Old baby."

"Little fool."

Natasha was so angry that she inserted two fingers into Alan's nostrils and stirred them.

"Hard! Hard!"

Um! ?

Untied instantly.

Natasha looked at the tent in Alan's lower body with a wary look.

Judging from the appearance, it is quite majestic.

"Stop it!"

The next second, Alan's hand reached into his crotch, and Natasha hurriedly spoke out to stop him.

Unfortunately, what I got in return was disappointment.

The expected scene did not happen, Alan just took out a cardboard center.

Alan asked with great excitement: "What are you looking forward to?"

"No, what's the point of hiding a cardboard center?"

She had seen things hidden on his body more than once, in his armpits and butt crack, and now even his crotch was gone.

"Of course it makes sense."

Allen proudly explained: "I found it too troublesome to wipe my butt when I went to the toilet, so I put this thing in my butt and then I can just pull it out when I'm done. It's very practical, isn't it?"

"..."

Have you ever considered the feelings of hemorrhoid patients?
The question is who can squeeze it in?

"Don't go, Black Widow. I have many new inventions, but they are all designed based on human characteristics. Do you want to see them?"

Natasha didn't want to deal with the madman anymore and turned to leave. Alan grabbed the Falcon's wing and dragged it to catch up, saying mysteriously, "Do you want to know who kidnapped the superhero's family?"

"Who?"

(End of this chapter)