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Chapter 341 Alan's Adventures in the Haunted House
"Take a shower first."

Alan threw off his black robe and hurried upstairs to find the bathroom.

As for the exorcism, there is no need to rush.

"Master, don't go!"

Bruce was alone and scared.

If he hadn't met Allen, he would really believe in science.

Pulling out the butcher knife hidden in his waist, Bruce looked around nervously, muttering to himself to encourage himself: "I'm not afraid of you. If you show up, I'll kill you."

The undead stood there, staring at him as if he were a fool.

They didn't make any move, and I was already at a loss.

"You are so timid and yet you are trying to learn how to exorcise demons. I'm afraid you are seriously ill."

"It's too unchallenging. I'm embarrassed to start."

"Whoever does it, I think it's a stain on their business anyway."

"..."

Bruce was completely unaware that he was being despised by a group of undead.

The clothing styles of the dead present were obviously not from the same era.

Moreover, it affects children, adults, and even the elderly.

They all died in the mansion, their souls could not be freed, and they became earthbound spirits here forever.

However, due to the special nature of the mansion, the undead still retain their sanity and have been preventing new residents from settling in.

Because as time goes on, one will inevitably die from the curse of the house.

As a result, new residents often fled, causing house prices to drop again and again, which made the Barry family excited to buy the house.

Of course, the undead are not united.

For example, the first owner, Bella, often stayed alone in the master bedroom crying and had no intention of persecuting others.

Then there are the former landlords and tenants who were completely indifferent to the lives of others.

Speaking of which, it's pretty good not to harm others.

The remaining members of Ben's family, plus his daughter's bootlicker Tate, form a group to lead the undead to carry out the mission of driving out the residents.

At this moment, Alan went upstairs to look for the bathroom.

I pushed open a door and saw a mature blonde woman crying with her back to him. The back of her head was covered in blood, as if she had shot herself and her skull had exploded.

Noticing someone coming, the woman turned around and there were two tear marks on her mature and charming face.

"no one."

Bang!
Alan ignored it, closed the door, and continued searching.

Soon, three pale-faced boys passed by playfully.

One can imagine how many undead souls live in the mansion.

Alan was different from ordinary people. He was full of excitement and did not feel afraid at all.

“It has a bathtub, which is great.”

Finally finding the bathroom, Alan walked to the fish tank full of water and couldn't wait to take off his shirt.

Sitting in the bathtub, a female ghost in a nurse's uniform was looking blankly at the strange man who suddenly arrived.

hiss…

"It's ice cold, so comfortable."

Alan came in with a fart in his hospital pants.

At the same time, another ghost of a nurse came in through the wall, looked at the strange man who took a shower without taking off his pants, then turned to her friend and said, "Linda, this man is a liar, pretending to be an exorcist. Who of us will scare him?"

"Jennifer, let me do it. After all, I died in the bathtub and have some ability to control water."

After the discussion, Jennifer folded her arms and waited to watch the show.

The cause of their death was outrageous.

She stayed there as a tenant, originally dressed as a nurse to attend a costume party.

As a result, they met the murderer before they went out and were brutally killed at home.

Alan was cleaning his armpits. After all, he often put things in them, so there was inevitably a sour smell, so he paid special attention to personal hygiene.

"Look, I can turn the bath water into blood, and it still won't scare you to death."

Linda soaked her hands in the water.

Soon, the originally clear water gradually turned blood red, and then became thicker and thicker, as if the bathtub was full of blood.

This trick has been tried and tested.

Many homeowners were so frightened that they dared not take a shower or even turn on the faucet for fear of releasing blood.

Ok…

Suddenly, Alan frowned and looked into the bathtub with a stiff expression.

"He noticed it and was wondering why the water had turned red." "I jumped out of the bathtub and ran downstairs immediately."

puff…

Gulu!

Linda, who had been looking smug, froze.

Jennifer, her best friend standing by, twitched her lips.

The reason this guy has a stiff expression is because he wants to fart.

Puff puff……

Gurgle gurgle gurgle!!!

A series of exhaust gas was emitted, and bubbles rolled up in the blood.

Allen, the instigator, then had a look of comfort and enjoyment on his face, and said lazily and contentedly, "It's so comfortable."

what…

As if she had stepped on someone's tail, Linda jumped out of the bathtub in a hurry, stamped her feet on the spot, wiped the water stains off her body with both hands, and said in a disgusted tone: "I'm dirty, I'm not clean anymore, ah..."

As soon as Linda left the bathtub, the water became clear again.

At the same time, Alan looked at the nurse sisters with a wicked smile on his face.

"Can he see us?"

"That's impossible. We are controlling our aura, so ordinary people can't see it."

puff…

Gulu!

The two girls looked at each other helplessly, unwilling to threaten each other anymore. They just wanted to stay away from each other, as they felt that staying any longer would cause physical discomfort.

Linda said unwillingly: "We can't let him go so easily."

"I have a solution."

Jennifer suddenly realized, "We can let three little ghosts scare him."

The three naughty ghosts are the most noisy ghosts in the mansion, often wandering in the corridors playing tricks on people.

I think it shouldn't be difficult to scare this person away.

Looking at the two girls passing through the wall, Allen put away his playful attitude and said calmly: "Trying to scare me is too childish."

"I want to show you who is the real terror."

In the lobby on the first floor.

Bruce deliberately left the door open, and if there was any danger, he would flee the house without hesitation and never set foot inside again.

Squeak!

I looked up and saw the chandelier shaking slightly.

"It must be the wind. Don't scare yourself." Bruce comforted himself, and the butcher knife in his hand couldn't help but tighten.

Bang!

The metal cutlery hanging in the kitchen fell down inexplicably.

How do you explain this? Was it blown away by the wind?
Unable to deceive himself any longer, Bruce swallowed nervously, stood up and slowly approached the door.

Walk halfway.

Thinking he could escape by running away, he ran without hesitation.

Bang!
The door shut heavily.

Bruce was caught off guard and hit his face against the door. He suddenly felt dizzy and his eyes rolled back before he lost consciousness.

"nailed it."

“It’s an appetizer.”

"If he knows what's best for him, he'll run away tomorrow."

"..."

All the undead looked at the unconscious Bruce with a dull expression. They really couldn't stand it at all. At least Barry's family was scared for several days before they published an article in the newspaper to look for an exorcist.

what…

A scream was heard from the second floor, causing all the undead to look towards the stairs.

"He's also a coward. He's probably scared to death now."

"I guess they escaped tonight."

"That saves more trouble."

"..."

In fact, the situation on the second floor was completely different, and the next thing that came was the frightened cry of the naughty child.

(End of this chapter)