American comics: This guy is crazy.

Chapter 365: End of the incident, Allen returns

The song ends.

The humans watching the live broadcast were exhausted and out of breath.

In fact, Allen's dance steps were too abstract and the range of motion was too large. Some of the older people fainted on the spot, while the young and strong seemed to have taken a blue pill and stayed in bed all night fighting.

I felt dizzy and my legs couldn't stop shaking.

Bruce looked like he had lost all desire to live. His mind was numb and he allowed his body to make shameful gestures.

While Barry was dancing, he accidentally triggered the speed force, and his whole body turned into a mosaic, and his true appearance could not be seen.

The singing stopped.

Countless demons secretly breathed a sigh of relief, finally ending their unbearable and damnable dance.

"Vile knowledge entered my head."

Allen stuck out his tongue, shook his head, and sang: "Shake your head, and throw out the vile knowledge."

Again!
Just because their bodies shake and their tongues stick out.

"Student scumbag hits the song, presented with all my heart."

"What subject do you know? Study it. If you want to take hundreds of exams, take hundreds of exams. Calcium hydride and calcium oxide, as well as carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, fluorine and neon... If you don't know any subject, study it. If you fail again, I'll ask you to give me a favor..."

The style of music changed.

It was no longer the sadness that surged in my heart as before, but all kinds of knowledge kept emerging in my mind.

From Olympiad math problems to geometric figures, all the way to the vastness of the universe and the stars.

These are all world problems that would give ordinary people a headache, and they appear without any warning.

It’s like your loving grandma who will feed you food regardless of whether you are full or not.

There is a kind of love that makes your grandma feel that you are not full.

"It hurts, it hurts, my head hurts."

"I can't do the math. I really can't do it. This question is too difficult."

"I don't want to go to school, I don't want to study, I don't want to..."

The effect of this song on humans is to relive the torture of going to school, with the whole body and mind feeling resistance from the inside out, like an unshakable nightmare.

Questions that looked like incomprehensible books popped up in my mind one by one.

To be honest, they would rather face the devil than solve the problem.

"The triangle is stable, hiss..., the shortest distance between two points is a straight line, hiss..., the algorithm for the square is..."

He was originally a simple-minded demon, drooling as he learned what was in his mind.

However, the CPU is smoking.

The time has come.

The gods go to war.

Three hundred and sixty-six flags shone brightly, and the gods of heaven walked out from them.

"Brothers, after this vote, our Heavenly Palace will be established."

The King of Gods raised his arm and called out, and 365 righteous gods rushed towards the devil like wolves and tigers.

In the spiritual realm, the evil spirits and fierce ghosts are cleared out, and only the righteous gods are hatched. As for the growth in strength, it is just a matter of manifesting entities in reality.

Looking at the number of demons scattered throughout Los Angeles, the spiritual feedback is enough to sublimate and transform.

No one can see this scene, simply because humans before the live broadcast were immersed in the ocean of knowledge.

On the contrary, when the devil was thinking about the problem, he died unknowingly.

All Alan needs to do is keep singing and dancing to exert control, which is enough time for the gods to kill the devil.

As they sublimate and transform, the righteous gods comprehend various magical powers and accelerate the process of eliminating demons.

Waiting for humanity to wake up.

There is no trace of the devil in Los Angeles anymore.

The sky became sunny again, all the passages to Hell were closed, and only the broken walls and ruins indicated the events that had endangered humanity.

"Master, where are you?"

When Bruce woke up, he saw that there were no more flags flying on the rooftop, and there was no sign of Allen. Instead, there was only Barry the Flash who had fainted from hunger. Barry went into shock after maintaining his super speed for a long time and not getting any energy from food.

On the ground, the soldiers who woke up one after another looked at the deserted city and couldn't help but feel lucky to have survived.

At the same time, an official search for Allen was launched in an attempt to control him to deter countries around the world.

As long as you are a human being, you will have weaknesses, and once you have weaknesses, you can control them.

Money, beauty, power, everything can be offered.

It’s a pity that Alan is no longer in this universe and has quietly returned to his own main universe.

……

Arkham Fortress.

"Left pocket, right pocket, did you miss me?"

Alan held a red bat in each hand and smeared shower gel on his body, working up foam.

The first thing to do when enjoying your return is to take a shower. After all, people with mental illness need to pay attention to hygiene.

It was really unexpected that I didn’t see the three-member comedy group.

The Joker, the Penguin, and the Riddler often discuss important matters in the fortress.

However, Nanavi was very confused when he was not at home.

He is a married man, so it would be very inappropriate for him to go out often.

Of course, Alan didn't take it to heart, thinking that the happiest thing in life was taking a bath.

At this moment, in the new lair of the vampires.

Lilith was planning for the future of her clan when she suddenly felt an embarrassing touch and her pale cheeks immediately turned red.

"Damn it, does it take so long to wash there?"

The real-time synchronous feedback of touch allows Lilith to clearly perceive its shape.

But she had no choice. She didn't dare to go to the door to ask for the missing parts, for fear of causing the vampires to be truly exterminated.

But I'm used to it, and I'm not a novice experiencing it for the first time.

Lilith leaned back in her chair calmly, waiting for the torture to end.

It is not ruled out that one has already accepted one's fate and learned to enjoy it.

Alan rinsed off the foam and couldn't help but exclaimed: "Wow... I am pure and smooth again."

At this time, raise your right hand.

Alan said to himself: "Xiaoyou, you want to..."

After saying that, Alan became shy, looked at his right hand evasively, and said coquettishly: "Only once, it will be troublesome for me to wash it again."

"Xiao Zuo, stop it. We have broken up and can't do such intimate things anymore."

"Xiaoyou, you mean to use a little shower gel to make it more silky, you are so considerate."

Alan squeezed the shower gel into the palm of his right hand with a wicked look on his face, his eyes full of anticipation.

"Your Excellency the Commander."

"what…"

Unexpectedly, the holographic projection of Unita appeared in the shower room, and Alan was so scared that he quickly pressed two points on his chest.

Getting closer, with only a pair of hands, I can't cover three points, so a little sacrifice is acceptable.

"Unita Sensen, it's not what you think. I just want to wash my armpits."

Allen found an excuse for himself and said confidently, "Yes, I was just washing my armpits. Putting something in them often can easily breed bacteria."

"I trust you unconditionally, Commander." Unita glanced at him calmly and said seriously, "I have something to report."

"Can you wait a moment and let me put on my clothes? It's embarrassing to be attacked while taking a shower." Alan lowered his head shyly, not daring to look directly at her.

"I'll wait for you in the lobby."

Before turning off the holographic projection, Unita reminded him, "Commander, I suggest you turn it over and clean it. Dirt will accumulate over time and it will easily lead to bacterial infection and inflammation. If you have time, you can consider circumcision."

"..."

(End of this chapter)