American comics: This guy is crazy.

Chapter 444: Overthrow the Fake Emperor and Grab the Golden Toilet
Why is there an ordinary person here?

A cruel colonized planet where wars often occur.

This led to the construction of numerous shelters to accommodate people.

Of course, no normal person would be stupid enough to go to the battlefield, unless they were the Imperial Guard.

"Ah..., sister, you are hurt."

Allen looked at Captain Alice and said, "I'll help you stop the bleeding."

Phew…

hiss!
Under everyone's incredulous gaze, Alan actually inserted his finger into their leader's wound.

"Don't worry about the details, just ask if the bleeding has stopped." Allen said proudly.

Suddenly, the power sword was already on his neck. The battle sister said with a firm look in her eyes: "This person may have been contaminated by Chaos and turned into a madman."

Phew…

hiss!
Allen pulled out his finger unhappily and said righteously: "The Chaos Four want to pollute me, but have you ever considered the possibility that I might pollute them?"

However, the one who was hurt the most was Captain Alice.

Due to his excellent physical condition, the wound scabbed over quickly, but as Alan inserted and pulled out the penis, blood spurted out like crazy.

"Give him a genetic test. If any problems are found, purify him on the spot." Alice said grimly.

While Alan was in a daze, an ellipse detection instrument was stuffed into his palm.

"No Chaos Energy Detected."

“No genetic modification detected.”

“No genetic contamination was detected.”

"Conclusion: Pure-blooded human."

As soon as the results came out, many nuns were shocked.

The term pure-blooded human has not been mentioned for a long time.

Moreover, the entire empire is now searching for traces of pure-blooded humans.

"The operation plan has changed. It has been temporarily revised to protect the target and escort it safely to Terra."

Alice made a prompt decision, and in an instant, many combat nuns surrounded Allen, built a defensive wall with their bodies, and evacuated to a safe area.

"Sisters, I can protect myself. Can you please stay away from me? After all, I am a serious boy." Alan said shyly.

The nuns remained unmoved and maintained their defensive formation.

Alice did not forget to speak righteously: "Your life now does not belong to you, but to the Emperor. I can tell you clearly that the value of your life far exceeds the planet under your feet."

"..."

This time, Alan was even more confused.

I am just a mentally ill person, and I am flattered to be taken so seriously.

"Something's wrong. This is the Warhammer world. Am I overthinking things?"

Allen's IQ, which fluctuated up and down, suddenly went into overdrive, and he asked with a straight face, "Are you guys spying on my delicate body?"

"No comment."

Alice dropped the power sword in her hand and picked up Alan with one hand, as if she was worried that he would run away.

"Let me go, you shameless bad woman. I knew you had bad intentions and wanted to get my pure body." Alan shouted but did not resist or break free.

The Battle Sister retreated to a shelter area under cover and immediately requested support from the fleet in space.

Matters were reported truthfully and then transmitted back to Terra via the subspace webway.

Once this message was received, it was immediately delivered to Regent Guilliman through accelerated channels.

Immediately afterwards, an order was issued to the nearby regiments where the target world was located, immediately heading there to escort back the pure-blooded humans.

And on the battlefield.

The Necrons' offensive became increasingly fierce.

The more the battle sisters resisted, the more they suspected that something was fishy.

"Pork ribs, nothing more than that."

Alan stuck his head out and saw the Necron sniper moving from one position to another after firing each shot.

Once the emerald green ray hits the target, it will take its life instantly.

He planned to go out and help many times, but unfortunately the Battle Sister was always determined not to let Allen take action.

Boom boom boom...

Suddenly, several Space Marines in power armor, with large guns loaded with grenade-sized bombs, fired at the Necrons' position to suppress them.

"The support ship will be here soon, don't wander around."

A Space Marine in green power armour, symbolising the Astartes of the Origin Chapter.

At the same time, a team of Space Marines escorted an object that looked like a gas tank and placed it deep underground.

"Sister, what is the shit pot doing?"

"..."

Alice was speechless when she heard Alan addressing the Star Warrior.

Space Marines wrapped in power armor do have to wear it for a long time, but there are storage devices inside.

Of course, it is not ruled out that the diarrhea may occur.

But the professionally trained Astartes monks don't care about external filth.

Moreover, the Space Marines are the noble existence of the Empire. Each of them is the best selected from millions, and they are powerful people looked up to by all mankind.

Soon, a rescue spaceship arrived.

Alice carried Alan onto the ship, while the other battle sisters provided defense and chose not to go with them.

"Don't you care about your sisters?" Alan asked.

"It is the honor of a Battle Sister to die in the service of the Emperor."

Allen heard something different in these words.

It quickly took off and headed straight for the mothership in space, followed by the space warriors returning on other spaceships.

The rough mothership is crazy, and the interior layout is very similar to the stupid, black and rough industrial punk.

Alan looked through the glass of the observation deck and saw that the originally gray surface of the planet was suddenly covered by a red light spot at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"You destroyed the entire planet?"

At this moment, Alan realized what the Space Marine had buried.

It was definitely a planet-destroying nuclear bomb that killed the lives of an entire planet without any hesitation.

Although the colony is caught in a war, there are billions of people hiding in the shelters.

"Make sure your information is not leaked. Any possibility of existence must be eliminated." The Space Marine answered truthfully.

"I was too naive and forgot that this is the Warhammer world."

Alan looked lonely and depressed, unlike his usual heartless self.

He knew in his heart that it was because of him that hundreds of millions of people died.

Mistakes cannot be excused.

"False Emperor, Evil God, am I knocking on the door..."

Allen suddenly raised his head and said viciously, "I'm going to pull the fake emperor off the golden toilet and force him to use suppositories to cure his thousand-year constipation."

"shut up!"

If a Space Marine heard such treasonous words, he would be tried and executed on the spot.

The leading Space Marine picked up Alan and warned him, "You have the pure-blood gene that can heal the Emperor's injuries. Otherwise, you are useless."

However, Allen is not someone who can be manipulated easily.

Reaching out, he grasped the Space Marine's thumb.

Click!

With a little force, he broke it in half.

“It’s all bullshit.”

As soon as he finished speaking, Alan smashed the Space Marine into the metal wall with one hand, creating a human silhouette.

"..."

Suddenly, everyone was shocked.

An ordinary person has such great power.

Humans before 30K weren't that bad.

"Arrest him and control him."

The Space Marine, whose body was pulled out of the wall, gave an angry order.

Due to the Regent's order, the other Space Marines had to be returned intact, so they could only draw out their power swords and try to attack with the blade.

A flick of the finger.

Two soul talismans exploded in the air.

Four reinforced dragon bone skeletons.

A unicorn mythical beast.

"What creature, Necrons?" Puff...

The dragon bone skeleton pierced through the Space Marine's chest with a knife, and the poisonous fire instantly penetrated into his body.

Even though the body has been modified to be immune to toxins, it is completely useless when faced with the Taoist's deadly toxins.

[Kill the Ultramarines, experience +700]

This…

Killing a Space Marine with a single blow was simply something incredible to see.

The Space Marines' power armor has a psychic field and a special ceramic alloy, so they can remain unharmed even if hit by a large-caliber howitzer.

But the ugly skeleton soldier was killed with one sword.

"Kill the target, he is a Necrons spy."

They have already summoned skeletons to fight, which is seen by the Space Marines as a conspiracy of the Necrons.

Looking at the entire Warhammer world, the only ones who can command skeleton troops to fight are the Skeleton Kings.

The mothership was sailing in the subspace webway, and the fighting inside the ship was in full swing.

The Space Marines on standby were assembled to cooperate in the attack, but four skeleton soldiers and a Kirin beast were more ferocious.

However, they always wanted to capture Allen alive.

After all, the Emperor who rests on the Golden Throne needs pure-blood genes to heal himself.

There was a boom.

A beam of black light pierced through the mothership's central room.

The Chaos demons lurking in the Warp have obviously been waiting for an opportunity for a long time.

Chaos Demons and fallen Chaos Space Marines came from all directions, surrounding the mothership like a tide.

"Defend and ask for help from the Empire."

Some of the Space Marines were sent to contain Alan, while the rest immediately went to fight the Chaos Demons.

The Warp Web is the home turf of the Four Chaos Gods, where skirmishes often break out with the Empire.

Of course, there are more than four evil gods, but these four are the most powerful.

Alan stepped into the chaotic void along the location of the damaged mothership, and suddenly felt waves of corrosive power invading his body.

"This is the power of chaos. It is twisted, degenerate, deformed, and crazy..."

Alan said indifferently: "Tsk tsk tsk..., it's no big deal."

"Come back soon, Chaos will consume you."

The Space Marines shouted frantically to remind people that pure-blooded humans could not resist the power of Chaos.

Once contaminated, Alan's genes will no longer be pure blood.

Unfortunately, Alan doesn't care. The power of chaos can't erode him at all.

What was even more shocking to the Space Marines was that Alan could walk in the subspace webway without the need for oxygen equipment, and there was not even any sign of distortion.

"Is this the power of pure blood?"

“But it’s different according to the records.”

"Purebloods are just about keeping the genes pure."

"..."

Alan's series of strange behaviors really made the Space Marines' three views collapse.

This guy’s fighting power is no less than that of the chapter leader, well… the leader who is equipped with equipment, but the problem is that he is only wearing a hospital gown.

Could it be that there is a secret hidden in the hospital gown?

Ah da!

Locking on the target, Alan used a righteous kick and kicked a Chaos Space Marine away.

It wasn't over yet, as Alan caught up with the Chaos Marine and dragged him back by the thigh. No matter how he resisted, he couldn't get rid of him.

"Ding! Doctor Allen is online..."

"Nurse Xiao Zuo, you suggested cutting off the patient's excess tissue for cosmetic surgery."

"Nurse Xiaoyou, you mean to kill the patient and reduce his pain."

"No, no, no... Dr. Allen is a gynecologist who saves lives and heals the wounded. I can't give up on my patients. I have my limits when it comes to wearing underwear."

Watching Alan asking and answering himself questions in front of his hands like a clown, the Space Marine's face hidden in his helmet was wrinkled like a chrysanthemum.

The captured Chaos Space Marine roared in anger until he was beaten up by two big guys. Then he became quite obedient, or to be more precise, he was stunned.

"Oppa humiliates the light!"

Striking a shameful pose, emitting a beam of light.

Cleansing light, dispelling negative effects.

Ouch…

Suddenly, the Chaos Space Marines wailed in pain.

His whole body was burning black as if it was on fire.

"The priest's skills are too targeted, let's try the Taoist skills instead."

Divine light technique.

Rays of golden light emerged on the Chaos Space Marines.

The strange tissue on the body's surface was shrinking and decomposing at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"effective!"

"Intensify."

The divine light technique is thrown out for free.

The Space Marines watching were once again at a loss for words.

Reversing the chaos and degeneration, a technology that the Empire does not even have.

Forehead…

During the purification process, black blood overflowed from the Chaos Space Marine's helmet.

"The chaos has eroded too severely. Is the internal organs irreversible?"

Alan raised his hand and cast a healing spell, saying proudly: "Healing and purifying at the same time, double the happiness, so cool."

Not even a minute.

The Chaos Demons and Space Marines seemed to have witnessed a miracle.

The corrupted Space Marines were unexpectedly rescued, and it seemed that they had been corrupted for hundreds of years. If the Imperial army had discovered them, they would have destroyed them humanely without hesitation.

Snapped!
The Space Marine knelt on one knee and said: "From today on, you are my master. Please save my brother from Chaos."

That's right. He rebelled with Horus and has no loyalty to the false emperor.

"Mo Wentai, shit pot."

Allen said proudly: "Our slogan is to overthrow the false emperor and seize the golden toilet."

"Overthrow the false emperor and take away..."

The surrendered Space Marine wanted to join in the sloganeering, but stopped halfway.

"Kill this human being at all costs!"

The demon prince roared and gave the order.

A being that can reverse degeneration is no less of a threat than a Space Marine chapter.

"Capture this man alive, for the Emperor."

The Space Marines raised their arms and shouted, charging towards Alan like crazy.

Ok…

Boss, you've violated the law!

Is it too late for me to turn from evil to good now?
The surrendered Space Marines were paralyzed with fear.

Just after escaping from the chaos, he was again overwhelmed by the endless tide of enemies from both sides and almost cried.

"Human wave tactics?!"

Allen narrowed his eyes slightly, and said with a look of reminiscence: "That year, the Flower Growers' weapons were not good enough, so they relied on the efforts of the rabbits to establish their status as the five great good men of Blue Star."

"Master, don't be sad. There are too many enemies. Let's evacuate quickly." Shit Jar urged.

"Oh..., Beibei."

Allen held up his head and said with a serious expression: "It is impossible to hide from love. You must face it bravely and remember your best."

"..."

You are crazy.

I won't wait for you to die.

The Space Marine was about to stand up and run for his life, but he heard a snap and was instantly stunned.

Alan snapped his fingers, and dimensional gates suddenly appeared in the void, exuding a breath of death.

"I'm going to stop pretending. I'm going to tell you my true colors. I'm Aidoyu."

(End of this chapter)