Game Design: Is that okay, CaiGou?

Chapter 190 Emotional Station? Brother Bao, the reformers asked me to bring you a message (please subscribe)

fertile! Virtue! hair!
Is this me playing a game?

Or are you playing games with me?

Forget about the monsters hiding in the water pipes before!
What kind of cool operation is taking off the water pipe?

Is this an abstract game produced by Taipingdao?

Long insight!

Playing an abstract game, I wonder why my cheek hurts!
It turns out it was the big mouth of the abstract game that slapped me in the face!

Survive? Or destruction?
Is this a question worth thinking about?
but……

Now that Xu Di is facing this philosophical question, he can give a simple answer——

tired!

As background music played, a red-striped mushroom was pushed out.

Life: -1
Brother Xu: "..."

The bold words are still in my ears!
result……

What's the difference between me going to a dollar store and getting kicked out?
"call--"

Then jump over the abyss in front of you and come to a new map.

Resurrection.

Will he actually fall into the hands of a two-yuan game like Cat Leo?

Player: "..."

Resurrection.

Xu Di started to pass through the traps in the early stage of the first level with familiarity. When he came to the second water pipe, he jumped and ignored it.

His body and mind seemed to have been greatly damaged in a short period of time.

Faced with the ridicule from water friends, Xu Di did not explain at all.

"The abstract game produced by Taipingdao will punish every player who talks harshly!"

Three bricks are arranged together and suspended in the air. The head of the brick in the middle is a brick with a question mark.

"Brother Xu, why are you covering your face? Does your cheek hurt? It's normal, just get used to it!"

"The water tube rocket is connected to the Kerbal Space Program, right? (bushi)"

"Any message from the developer of any Taipingdao game has a great background!"

On the computer screen, there were barrages posted by a large number of water friends.

How many years have you guys seen such an outrageous live broadcast effect?
Trap your monkey!

"Brother Xu, be happier. Think on the bright side, at least your death has brought us happiness!"

"The tide pulls out, the tide comes out of the water!"

All the friends in the live broadcast room burst out laughing when they saw this.

"Beep~Boom——"

Die before leaving the army?
Is it so outrageous?
All the water friends in the live broadcast room saw the old man with a stern face on the big horse monkey, and they couldn't hold it back and didn't even want to hold it back.

"The smiling face of the steamed bun monster, the taunt value is directly maxed out——"

Other people’s live broadcasts don’t have that flavor!
"How is this abstract? This is clearly a monkey!"

"Brother Xu, now I understand why the message from the developer of Taipingdao is - you can see if I smoke or not and you'll be done with it, right?"

A row of bricks suspended in the air on the left actually fell down.

Three blocks higher in the air, there are five bricks arranged together. There are steamed bun monsters in these two sets of bricks.

Destroy it!
Xu Di looked at the computer screen blankly and said nothing for a long time.

"This game doesn't follow the rules, hahaha!"

I think of myself as the dignified coach of Eight Million Warriors and a well-known technical anchor in the gaming circle.

Xu Di rolled up his sleeves and said seriously:

"Trick you, I'm serious, I'm really going to get serious!"

Clinker...

"Although Cat Leo's game is small in size, it really understands the essence of abstraction!"

"Hahahahahaha--take the bamboo shoots!"

When the big horse monkey saw this, he jumped up and picked up the brick with the question mark on it.

"Good, Good--"

Just as the big horse monkey controlled the white kitten, it moved to the left, ready to receive the mushroom.

It has to be you!

Xu Di came to the position where he was just now, pushed out the mushroom, went around to the side, jumped on the brick suspended in the air, and successfully received the red mushroom.

not easy!
Not easy!

All the hard work along the way!
Finally, I didn’t get slapped in the face!

Can……

After waiting for a few seconds, the monkey realized something was wrong.

Something is wrong!
There is something wrong with 12 out of 10 points!
Didn’t you eat red mushrooms?

What about changes?
Ability?
What about the effect?
Nothing at all……

Is it okay?
"No, your mushroom is useless. Why did you make it?"

The big horse monkey collapsed and slapped the table:
"You're hiding this useless red mushroom so well? I'm really... tricking you!"

At this moment, the big horse monkey has completely come to blows with the cat Leo.

What is the popularity of the live broadcast debut?

What are the number of online viewers?
What kind of live broadcast effect is full of success?
not give a damn about!
Don't care at all!
Today, only one of Cat Leo and Damascus Monkey can leave alive.

hateful!

Don’t underestimate my bond with the game!

Soul pale!

The Malaysian Monkey Bibo starts!

During the first live broadcast in the next hour.

The monkey suffered great physical and mental damage.

The game Cat Leo really doesn’t talk about martial ethics.

Counter-routine!
Unconventional!
Abnormal!
There are endless ways to die.

Brick Trap!

Ground trap!

Mushroom trap!

Cloud trap!

Steamed bun trap!

Despite its small size, the game costs only two yuan.

But they are so generous!
Spend two yuan to buy the game and get so many traps!

Ask around the game industry!
Where can I find such a good thing?
Even though the big horse monkey may look like a combination of a horse and a monkey, under Leo the cat's unruly sneak attack, he has no power to fight back.

Xu Di’s first live show——

From the start of the broadcast, there were smiles.

I couldn't believe it halfway through.

Outrage followed.

Until now, my life has been hopeless.

Xu Di has doubted life countless times, and a song is endlessly looping in his heart——

I used to ask endlessly

When will you come with me?

But you always laugh at me...

Nothing!
While the song echoed in my heart, the sound of angry hammer keyboard accompaniment was heard from time to time in the live broadcast room.

"Bang! Boom!"

"Bang bang! Bang -"

"Bang-bang!"

Xudi’s slap sound!
Keyboard wails!

Background music!
Form a new triple symphony.

To all the water friends, it sounded like celestial music.

Xu Di didn't have time to read the barrage. He had been struggling with the third level for a long time, and finally saw the dawn of dawn and saw the key point of this level.

As long as he can jump to the flagpole, this level will be successfully passed.

Xu Di made a big jump and successfully avoided the trap and reached the finish line.

There is a flagpole standing in front of a patch of background grass, and to the right of the flagpole, there is a low house.

"call……"

Xu Di let out a sigh of relief:

"Victory is right in front of me. I don't believe it. How can I lose this wave of flying dragon riders!"

The big horse monkey walked across the grass confidently and wanted to jump on the flagpole.

At this moment, Clinker walked out of the house, a tall and thick white man with a texture as rough as a stick figure.

"Something's wrong, be careful!"

The big horse monkey took a look——

Are there any variables?

Is it possible...

Are there any experts?

He hurriedly walked to the left edge of the map to see what was wrong with the little white man.

But no one expected it.

After the little white man walked out of the house, he ignored the big horse monkey and walked straight to the flagpole. He held the flagpole with both hands and threw it directly into the endless abyss. Water friend: "???"

Xu Di: "???"

no……

What about the flagpole?
What about such a big flagpole?
The flagpole is gone?
How do I pass the level?

Gan!
I lost it!

Trap your monkey!

"Bang bang bang-"

Xu Di had an emotional breakdown and furiously hammered the keyboard:

"Which corner did you emerge from?"

"No one in this game told me that the flagpole was still alive!"

boom! boom! boom!
Xu Di transformed into the Northwest Hammer King and attacked the keyboard.

The keyboard seemed unwilling to accept this humiliation and was caught off guard.

"biu——"

Keycap jumped up in the air and kicked Xu Di hard on the forehead.

The keyboard is completely broken!

This has become an art!

even though--

We should not base our happiness on the pain of others.

But the pain is so live-streaming that it’s hard not to be happy!
"Oh, oh, oh, I can't do it anymore, I really can't do it anymore, my cheeks hurt from laughing!"

"Brother Xu, you don't follow martial ethics and you actually attacked my cheek..."

"My face feels sour, but why do I want to laugh so much?"

"Others charge money to start a broadcast, but you charge a keyboard to start a broadcast?"

"Isn't that the fault of the keyboard?"

"You were made cyberface swollen by abstraction, and I was made toothache by reality by Brother Xu."

"He's just a keyboard, what's his crime!"

Xu Di covered his forehead, not surprised but happy, and blurted out:
"Look! It's not that I don't play, it's just that the keyboard is broken and I can't play the game."

This explanation...

Too fucked up!

It can be said——

I made excuses in the live broadcast room and listened to the boos!
Xu Di was relieved, but Shuiyou was not happy.

"No, it won't be broadcast anymore? You have passed the level!"

"Where are you going?"

"If you don't broadcast it, don't blame me for hitting you!"

"Brother Xu, your magic resistance is still a little low. Sing to me - this pain in the wind and rain is nothing. Wipe your tears and don't cry. At least..."

"I've laid out the melon seeds and snacks, but you said you won't sow them anymore?"

When Brother Xu saw it, he realized that public anger was inevitable.

But Xu Di really has a shadow on Cat Leo, at least today it is impossible for him to continue.

Thinking of this, Xu Di's eyes lit up:
"I'm going to live broadcast my first show. How can I still have no live broadcast effect? ​​Can I still not have a live broadcast program?"

"Okay, how about we start a new show and relax?"

And there are programs?

That's fine!
"If you say that, I won't feel sleepy anymore!"

"What kind of show are you doing? If the new show doesn't have live broadcast effect without Cat Leo, I won't agree to it."

"The new show is good, I am a person who likes the new but hates the old (laughing with arms akimbo.JPG)"

"Let me start a show with multiple microphones!" Xu Di explained:

"The name is called Emotional Station. Water friends who are having trouble with relationships can join us and let's help give some advice!"

Water friends? Lianmai?
emotion? Station?
good! well!

Brother Xu! You know how to live broadcast!
No matter how awesome the live broadcast effect of Mao Leo is, for water friends——

They are just the victims in the drama, and they can only watch Xu Di do whatever he wants.

But Shuiyou Lianmai is different!
They will transform into the Huang Mao of the drama and take the stage in person to have a hearty contest with Xu Di.

Which one is better and which one is worse is simply clear.

The program "Emotional Station" is the result of Xudi's hard thinking.

I am planning to give water friends a big surprise on the first day of the live broadcast.

When everyone heard this, they were still able to get on the mic. Regardless of whether they had any relationship problems, they all posted comments expressing their agreement——

"Support! Support with hands and feet!"

"Brother Bao, I feel miserable..."

"Brother Xu, my mother has educated me as a poor child since I was a child... Hehe!"

"Come on, come on if there is a show!"

In the eyes of water friends full of expectation, who is the first to succeed in winning consecutive wheat games?

Xu Di asked: "Hey, water friend, what's your problem?"

"Brother Bao..." Shuiyou said, "I have some emotional matters that I need you to help me answer."

"Okay, no problem, you tell me, if you can answer it, I will definitely answer it!"

"My girlfriend, she was born with some illness..." Shuiyou said softly:
"I can't speak when I hear someone talking, but now my family wants to introduce another one to me. What should I do?"

When the melon-eaters heard this, they were shocked!

This is not a show created by Lian Mai!
This is really an emotional issue!
Everyone put away their smiles and wanted to see what advice Xu Di would give.

Xu Di frowned and said: "This question is difficult to explain. I think that when a person is alive, he must be responsible for the people around him, his family, and himself."

"Do you think your girlfriend... I'm not saying that you should give up your girlfriend. I didn't say that because you must have a certain emotional foundation to be together."

Xu Di changed from his normal behavior and gave advice from the bottom of his heart in the ensuing conversation.

"But you also have to weigh things from your family, your personal things, and your future..."

"Brother Bao..." Shuiyou said with a choked voice:

"I really don't know what to do..."

"You... don't cry. I think we have to solve problems when we encounter them. Crying is not the way to solve problems." Xu Di reassured:

"Right? Calm down your emotions. I think it's really hard for me to tell you what to do..."

Shuiyou nodded and said: "Well, I understand, Brother Bao, I'd better follow my family's advice..."

Hear the answers given by water friends.

Xu Di sighed deeply and at the same time, he was also a little at a loss.

The water friends in the live broadcast room felt very complicated when they heard this.

But who would have thought...

This water friend changed the subject and said:

"I decided... to vent my anger on my current girlfriend!"

what?
what did you say?
girlfriend?
Out of anger?
"I tricked you!" Xu Di was stunned and laughed on the spot:

"You...what the hell do you mean? You are such an old fool!"

Reverse?

See the reversal again!

Aren't you talking about the emotional station?

How to deceive our feelings?

We are all water lovers!

Why don’t you practice martial ethics?

"Hahahahaha, are you angry? Hahahaha, you made me laugh so hard!"

"You want to make your girlfriend angry? Then I will make my girlfriend angry too!"

"Is your girlfriend a serious girlfriend?"

"Damn it, there are still experts?"

"Is he really a genius?"

"I didn't expect it, I didn't expect that the live broadcast effect of the Emotional Station, a water-loving show, would be so abstract!"

"I'm reporting that the person who came on the mic just now is a traitor to the reformists!"

"I understand the abstraction of Cat Leo games, but I never imagined that even Mai could be so abstract during a live broadcast!"

"It's broken, Brother Bao is already in the shape of a reformist!"

Brother Bao didn’t expect——

Playing a game and being slapped in the face by the abstract, that's all for one night!

As a result, the emotional station was used to create program effects, but it ended up being his own fault?

Are you mad at your girlfriend?
What kind of abstract statement is this?

Brother Xu couldn't laugh or cry, and scolded the water friends for not respecting martial ethics.

"For people like this, get out of here next time!"

"What are you doing? I don't even want to talk about you!"

The water friend went to the next city first, and he did not hesitate to fight when he achieved his goal. He only said one sentence before laying down the wheat:

"Hehehe...Brother Bao!"

"Reformers, please ask me to send you a message——"

"As long as you can join the Reformists, the Knights of the Round Table will guarantee you prosperity and wealth, and the golden ticket will be huge!"

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