Game Design: Is that okay, CaiGou?

Chapter 308 Pachycephalosaurus: My head is not made of dough

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A large number of water friends squatted in his live broadcast room, waiting with their mouths watering. Why?
Isn’t it just that, Wang Laoju, this time, will be commenting on the freshwater charcoal turtle barbecue on the cyber-eating broadcast?
But after waiting for a long time, what are you waiting for?
Just wait for a word——

Hey, guess what? That's called one, authentic?

What an authentic... You friend, after waiting for so long, not only did you not taste Cyber ​​BBQ, but you were even greedy by Wang Laoju and turned into a third grandchild. Who do you think you can talk to to explain this?
"You old chrysanthemum, I wish you chrysanthemums bloom all over the mountain!"

"Get out of here, get out of my computer with your tunnel!"

"Who the hell told you to do this cyber mukbang?"

"Smash it, smash it! Even if you say something? Say something, it won't cost you much saliva. It's disgusting, it's disgusting! He~tui~"

A large number of water friends angrily accused Wang Laoju of being a cybernetic. Some water friends posted puzzled comments asking——

"No, I have bought virtual helmets, virtual game cabins, and virtual games. But is it nonsense to taste the taste? The most top-notch virtual game cabins and virtual helmets at present, let alone taste settings, even the most basic There are no pain settings yet!”

"That's right... The one that achieves the ultimate in authenticity in the current virtual helmet market is, I admit, the Xumi Game Equipment Manufacturing Factory in Taipingdao. But no matter how real it is, virtual game cabins and virtual helmets also have their limitations. Why? Maybe you can taste it?”

"I just checked several live broadcast rooms and asked three anchors. The virtual games they play do not have this taste function? What type of virtual helmet did Lao Ju buy? Please tell me?"

"Jiegan No. 2 is currently on the Taipingdao Game Mall, but the inventory and production capacity are extremely limited. In addition to part of it being given to our anchors, the other part is given back to Yellow Turban Army fans as benefits."

“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.”When will Jiegan No. 2 be released for pre-sale? The old thief won’t give you a happy word.”

"Yes, just as you think, Jiegan-2 has the latest scientific research results of Xumi Game Equipment Manufacturing Factory. Using the virtual games carried by Jiegan-2, players can synchronize their tastes in the game."

Players who didn't know the truth suddenly brightened up when they heard Wang Laoju's answer.

There are many manufacturers and brands of virtual helmets and virtual game cabins on the market, and the competition on the virtual game track is extremely fierce.

Even so, 99% of the Yellow Turban Army fans who got the news as soon as possible have not yet grabbed the No. 2 title.

Player: "!!!"

That's a virtual game. No matter how real it is, it can't simulate physical sensations. It can't even simulate the most basic pain, let alone the more difficult five senses of taste, smell, and touch.

The epoch-making virtual gaming helmet is right in front of me, but you tell me that I can only look at it but not touch it?
This has made a large number of players greedy. They never expected that in just a quarter of an hour, the big guy could be greedy twice in a row. Who are you going to talk to?
"Can't buy it? Are you still restricting production? Work overtime 24 hours a day to produce!"

"Hungry marketing, right? Woohoo, why am I the one who's hungry?"

The number of the first batch of Jiegan No. 10000 is only in total. It is also a fan welfare. The Yellow Turban Army does not have enough internal distribution, so how can it be publicized?

These players know in their hearts that no matter what brand of virtual game cabin or virtual helmet is equipped with a virtual game, there is an underlying flaw.

"Perhaps many players who don't know the truth think that I am joining forces with fans in the live broadcast room to engage in performance art. If you think so, you are totally wrong."

As long as you are equipped with Jie Gan 2, you can experience the taste of cyber delicacies in the game. Is this what many players dream of?
In the live broadcast room, the barrage of water friends floated directly on the screen, which can be summed up in one sentence——

I'm in a big trough!
Can Jie Gan No. 2 allow players to synchronize their tastes in the game?

"Even though Ark: Survival Evolved is of higher quality than ordinary virtual games, it is still not fundamentally different from all virtual games on the market. The only difference is that I am wearing a virtual helmet today - Jiegang No. 2."

There are a large number of virtual games produced by various game manufacturers, and the audience for virtual games is also extremely large. Among them are wealthy players and technical players who have a deep understanding of virtual game cabins and virtual helmets.

"Jiegan No. 2 not only requires real-name purchase, but also requires a high-level Taipingdao Community APP account to be eligible for purchase. Players who purchase Jiegang No. 2 also need to cooperate with Xumi Game Equipment Manufacturing Factory to complete a questionnaire."

Water friend: "!!!"

But even so, they are still the first wave of players to know the news, and these players will instigate Wang Laoju to engage in such a cyber-eating and broadcasting drama.

The old thief is not a low-key person. Even the DLC [SVE] and [Richside Village] of Stardew Valley can enjoy the treatment of the press conference.

"Hahahaha, I grabbed it, and it will be delivered to your door tomorrow. Then I will also experience the taste of freshwater carbon turtle barbecue!"

“The old thief’s only request is that we use Jiegan 2 to broadcast Ark: Survival Evolved live, so that we can maximize the playability of Ark: Survival Evolved.”

"If you're not a fan, you don't get any fan benefits in return. If you become a fan, you don't get any fan benefits in return. So, wouldn't I be a fan in vain?"

Take a break until the barrage in the live broadcast room ends.

What a mess!

Such big news? Why didn't the old thief hold a press conference, and Jie Gan No. 2 was released on the Taipingdao Game Mall in such obscurity?
This... this is unreasonable!

Xumi Game Equipment Manufacturing Factory is currently producing limited production of Jiegan No. 2 not so much for selling to make money, but for market research.

If the taste synchronization function is real, it will be an epoch-making breakthrough in the virtual game industry. It doesn’t make sense to even hold a press conference, right?

Jiagang-2 was released simultaneously with Ark. Survival and Evolved. The world only knows about Ark. Survival and Evolved but not about Jiegang-2.

In the live broadcast room, the happy water friends were boiling water after all. Facing the excited water friends, Wang Laoju quickly comforted them and revealed a shocking news:

Cai Gou did not do much to promote it, because Jiagan-2 currently only realizes the taste synchronization function, and there is still some distance to go before it can become a complete somatosensory game cabin.

"I am a fan of the Yellow Turban Steamed Dumpling Cult, but I haven't logged into the Taipingdao Community APP for half a day, and the old thief has caused such a big thing? I have no part in Jiegan No. 2? I refuse to accept it! I shed blood for the Yellow Turban Army, I have made contributions to the Yellow Turban Army!”

Wang Laoju glanced at the barrage, scratched her head and said with a wry smile: "The basic model of Jiegan No. 30 is only % more expensive than Uprising No. . It is not expensive, but brothers, Jiegan No. is not about money. I specifically asked the old thief about the lack of money."

What the hell!

"How much does Jiegan No. 2 cost?"

"Jiegan No. 2 is currently only available on the Taipingdao Game Mall along with Ark. Survival Evolved. We anchors who have cooperated with Taipingdao for a long time as partners, the old thief generously gave us a Jiegan No. 2 in advance. "

"Jiegan No. 2 is the second generation virtual helmet Uprising No. 1 sold by Xumi Game Equipment Manufacturing Factory on Taiping Road."

Wang Laoju finished the barbecue happily, sipped the remaining grease in her hands, and explained with a smile: "Everyone, I know what you are thinking in your hearts, and I also know what your doubts are."

Could it be...that all of this has something to do with the virtual helmet Jiegang-2?
Is it possible that the synchronized taste settings of virtual games have been overcome by research and development?
Wang Laoju was eating sour wild fruits during the game, her whole face was wrinkled like a third grandson, and she explained:

From this point of view alone, such things as cyber mukbang, cyber god of cooking, and cyber eating alone, in the eyes of these players, are simply ridiculous and even a bit ridiculous.

"Everyone, don't be too dismissive. The old thief said it himself. Jiegan No. 2 is only a phased experimental product. Because it only synchronizes the taste, it is only a transitional product."

"The Xumi Game Equipment Manufacturing Factory currently led by the old thief is not limited to breaking through the taste synchronization of players. What they are developing is a somatosensory game cabin that includes pain and five senses."

"This is an epoch-making breakthrough in the gaming industry."

"Guys, wait patiently. Don't worry about being late for a good meal!"

It's okay not to say this, but after saying it, it immediately stirred up waves.

what?
Is Jiegan No. 2 just a phased product?
The ultimate goal is a somatosensory gaming cabin?

Including pain and full synchronization of the five senses?
isn't it?
Is the old thief playing this big?
Synchronizing taste is already epoch-making! In Taipingdao's view, the result is just a phased product?
If this was known to other virtual platform manufacturers, wouldn't the coffin board be unable to hold it down?

Old thief, it has to be you!
I've been watching you since I was a kid!
Since Jiegian No. 2 is only a phased product, and since there is a somatosensory game cabin, the resentment in the hearts of players will naturally be reduced a lot.

But when everyone saw that Wang Laoju's teeth were about to fall out due to the soreness of the wild fruit, but she still had a proud expression, they were furious.

"You kid, you're just a man who's full but you're a man who's hungry!"

"That's right, you were the first to experience Jiegang No. 2, and you didn't even take it seriously. Lao Ju, I've seen through you, woo woo woo!"

"Damn it, it's really despicable. With Lao Ju's face, I really want to give him a lesson in love with my fist as big as a sandbag!"

"I order you to go live tonight, learn the advanced experience of gourmet food broadcasting, and write a 2,000-word analysis of the freshwater carbon turtle barbecue!"

"Ouch! The one upstairs smells like that!"

Game world, island, base.

Wang Laoju ate wild fruits and watched the barrage with relish. She couldn't help but recall the phone call between herself and Cai Gou.

"Find a suitable time to break the news about Jie Gan No. 2, and use Ark·Survival Evolved to maximize Jie Gan No. 2's public opinion and fan flow."

"If you handle this matter well, when the development of the somatosensory game cabin is completed, I will give you one for free."

With the current popularity of the live broadcast room, I am afraid that there is no need to wait until the next broadcast. The taste synchronization of Jiagan No. 2 that night will set off a big earthquake in the gaming circle.

I've completed the old thief's mission perfectly, right?

Wang Laoju was very happy when he thought that the somatosensory game cabin revealed by the old thief would be put into use in the Journey Cup competition.

But when he thought that this Journey Cup was a horror theme, he was a little scared, and his emotions were complicated, which could not be explained to outsiders.

Wang Laoju understands that if the somatosensory game cabin of Taipingdao is really put into use in this Journey Cup, and it is equipped with a horror game of excellent quality, then this Journey Cup will be a lot of fun.

"Okay, now that we've had enough wine and food, let's continue walking."

Wang Laoju patted her butt and stood up, picked up the spear, left the base, changed direction, and headed towards the unknown island.

Although the water friends at this moment were excited, they did not say much. They all focused their attention on Wang Laoju's live broadcast of land reclamation.

Wang Laoju spent more than half an hour exploring this unexplored island area.

Freshwater turtles are rare, but another species, the dodo, is abundant.

The dodo was a large, plump bird covered in soft gray feathers with brown or gray feathers. Their wings were small and too weak to lift the dodo off the ground.

The dodo has a very special status in human history. Many animals have become extinct due to human activities, but the dodo is the first extinct species recorded by humans.

Unexpectedly, Wang Laoju was very excited to see the dodo again in the world of Ark·Survival and Evolved.

In his mind, bird meat always tasted better than turtle meat.

Wang Laoju immediately waved the spear in her hand, and it was a sweep. The dodo was like the lowest wild monster in Novice Village, almost one by one.

In the excitement of killing, Wang Laoju suddenly stopped on the spot. Not far away, a small dinosaur slowly walked out of the forest and came to the beach. After a closer look, this dinosaur was called Pachycephalosaurus!

The area around Pachycephalosaur's head and the tip of its snout are covered with bony nodules, and its teeth are small but sharp. There is a prominent bony shed behind the skull of Pachycephalosaurus, which is about 25 cm thick and shaped like a bowling ball.

Its head is covered with bone plates up to 23 centimeters thick, and the back of the head is covered with protruding structures with some spike-like protrusions. The neck of Pachycephalosaurus is short and thick, the forelimbs are short and the hind limbs are long, and the body is not too big.

Compared with the well-known large carnivorous dinosaurs, especially Tyrannosaurus rex and Megalodon, Pachycephalosaurus seems so harmless to humans and animals.

Wang Laoju frowned slightly, and thinking about it carefully, this Pachycephalosaurus was probably a rare soft persimmon among the dinosaurs he had ever seen.

“There’s no reason not to pinch the soft persimmon delivered to your door!”

After making up her mind, Wang Laoju pulled out her spear and transformed into a cyber spear thrower again before the battle, giving the Pagoda-headed Dragon a lesson in love.

"call out!"

The spear accurately hit the head of Pachycephalosaurus, but the damage was not as high as expected. It was completely different from the freshwater carbon turtle.

"Roar!"

The Pachycephalosaurus was caught off guard and was attacked. He turned around with an angry roar, raised his head and charged towards Wang Laoju quickly.

"Eh? No..."

The moving speed of Pachycephalosaurus far exceeded Wang Laoju's imagination.

He was a little flustered, turned around and ran away.

Isn't Pachycephalosaurus a soft persimmon?
Why don't you play according to the routine?
This persimmon is not very soft either!

"call out!"

"call out!"

"call out!"

While running, Wang Laoju changed her strategy and accurately hit the body and limbs of Pachycephalosaurus with her spear, but the distance between them was already too close at this moment.

"boom!"

"boom!"

"boom!"

The Pachycephalosaur's hard head directly hit Wang Laoju's body. In an instant, with just a few attacks, Wang Laoju's health was completely cleared at a speed visible to the naked eye.

The screen goes dark and the player dies.

The swollen-headed dragon couldn't understand its hatred. It stood on Wang Laoju's corpse and trampled it wildly, as if to say -

"Boy, my head is not made of dough!"

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