Game Design: Is that okay, CaiGou?

Chapter 34 Player: Huh? Old thief, are you serious?

That night, half past eleven.

Douyu live broadcast platform, prostitute teacher live broadcast room.

The saucy pig said to the water friend while eating the pistol leg:

"To be honest, old thief Cai Gou is really looking down on others!"

"If this is game promotion, I think it's a bad job!"

"If the game is really hardcore, I think it's a good job!"

"If the game can really make me unable to pass the novice threshold - then I am willing to call it a unique skill!"

The water friends also expressed the same hatred and hatred——

"The game designer who can stump me hasn't even been born yet!"

"I, a skilled player, can't stand this bullying! Don't stop me, I want to fight to the death with the old thief Cai Gou!"

"Just wait and see. I hope the Kerbal Space Program is as difficult as advertised, but don't be a faggot!"

The prostitute teacher glanced at the barrage and said:
  "I pulled a little group together."

"All the smart anchors in the game area are here!"

"As the saying goes, three stooges will stink Zhuge Liang to death!"

"Don't worry! It's stable!!"

After midnight, Saozhu logged into the steam game platform.

[Game Name: Kerbal Space Program]

[Developer: Huangtian Studio]

[Type: Hardcore·Simulation·Aerospace]

[Price: 112 yuan]

[Message from the developer: Is that okay, bastard? ! 】

Saozhu then clicked on the game details page to view it.

"Kerbal Space Program" is a highly scientific space launch simulation video game, which includes the entire process from spacecraft assembly to launch.

In this game, players will have a large aerospace team and can design spacecraft of various shapes as they wish.

At the same time, players can also drive spacecraft to explore various planets and satellites in the Kerbal galaxy, or build space stations.

Saozhu didn't care about the price of the game and bought the game directly. Taking advantage of the downloading period, he said:

"This game, Lao Thief, really responds to the call of the Game Office of the Cultural and Entertainment Office!"

"This type of game, this kind of gameplay, is really - 99%, a rare thing!"

Players who have been clamoring to play the game these days have also seen the true face of the Kerbal Space Program for the first time.

I have to say that this game introduction is really deceiving!
  The game is downloaded and Sao Pig officially enters the game.

The initial game interface is similar to the surface of the moon, vast and desolate.

An unknown powerful rocket was inserted diagonally into the ground, and there was a line of crooked characters on the surface of the rocket cabin——

We will never give up until the moon!
  Then there are various options -

[Start Game][Tutorial][Scenario][Game Task][Task Generator]

The prostitute teacher originally wanted to start the game directly, but when he thought of Cai Gouyan's conclusive words.

He was immediately frightened and couldn't help but click on the tutorial:

"Let's take a stab at it first and see what's going on!"

[Basic construction] [Basic flight] [Intermediate construction] [Suborbital flight] [Advanced construction] [Flight orbit]...

The novice tutorial alone has fourteen levels, and each of them is very powerful.

The prostitute teacher felt vaguely uncomfortable at this moment, like a scumbag who was called on by the teacher in class!

When the water friends saw this, they were also a little shocked——

ah? Old thief? ! Are you serious? !

"It's true, I'm just trying to bluff you!" After Sao Zhu prepared himself mentally, he clicked to enter the first novice tutorial——

【Start flight and basic construction】

[Introduction: This tutorial is personally taught by the famous rocket scientist Wemher von Kerman, and introduces the basic knowledge of building rockets in the assembly building. ]     【He is waiting for you down there. He's a busy man, so stop dawdling! 】

After the game screen went black for a short time, the prostitute teacher officially entered the novice tutorial level.

[Welcome to today’s spacecraft construction course. I'm Wernher von, and whether you want to put satellites into orbit, fly across continents, or reach the surface of the Mun, you'll need to build your own spacecraft. 】

[Even if you're not a rocket scientist like me, this should be easy! 】

At this moment, buildings of various styles appeared in the center of the screen.

However, the prostitute teacher clicked one by one and found that currently he could only click on the aircraft assembly building.

The prostitute teacher follows the steps of the novice tutorial and clicks on the NPC to talk.

[In this tutorial, I will first take you on a tour of Kerbal Space Center, and then go with you to the assembly building, where you will learn how to build a simple spaceship. 】

[We'll learn about installing and removing parts, what they do, how to change the performance settings of some parts, and how to control step switching. 】

[At the end of the tutorial, you will have completed a spacecraft that can complete a simple launch...]

The prostitute teacher looked at the NPC's speech, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

Are you trying to use a novice tutorial to teach me how to make a spacecraft that can be launched?
  See for yourself, is this what people say?
  The water friends who were originally noisy in the live broadcast room have also calmed down a lot now.

Done!

Am I surrounded by knowledge? !

After entering the assembly building, I looked at the various aircraft parts——

mk1 command module!
  mk16 parachute!
  BACC "attacks" the solid fuel booster!

And the complex operation settings are explained in the NPC's endless dialogue.

The prostitute teacher subconsciously covered her waist, feeling the critical blow from knowledge.

Saozhu followed the NPC's instructions and built the aircraft with a lot of bumps and bumps.

The smile that was satisfied with the pistol leg no longer existed at this moment.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were also silent when they saw this.

“I feel like I’m trapped in an ocean of knowledge, and I still can’t swim!”

"This game is so explosive! It feels like you need to grow a brain!"

"My mother is broken! You call this a novice tutorial, I can't even understand the novice tutorial!"

Witnessed by friends in the live broadcast room, Saozhu finally passed the first level of the novice tutorial.

"call……"

The prostitute teacher took a deep breath and wiped the sweat from his head. He had to admit that what the old thief Cai Gou said made sense!
  This game is a bit outrageous!

Just like when I was in school, even if I didn't know Chinese, I could still read and understand, I didn't know English, I could still make some ABCs, I didn't know comprehensive arts, but I could still make up random things, only math, if I didn't know it, I just couldn't.

Kerbal Space Program is kind of like math!

It’s also advanced mathematics!

The prostitute teacher's scumbag temperament is visible to the naked eye.

His head was already quite big, but now it was even more suffocated by knowledge!
  As the live broadcast continued, it lasted two full hours.

The prostitute teacher is still trapped in the fourth level of the novice tutorial——

Suborbital flight!
  The devilish green man in the lower right corner of the interface stared at the naughty pig with a pair of big eyes, as if to say——

Okay ah? Vegetable dog!
  After an unknown amount of time, the prostitute teacher collapsed on the chair as if exhausted, closed the game, and said to the water friend:

"I got it!"

"Games are just embellishments in life. It took me many years to understand the tears of my family!"

The friend in the water was confused and thought that the prostitute was playing a game and had a sage moment.

Who knows, then the prostitute teacher suddenly stood up, hammered the table angrily, and roared:

"I'm not only a scumbag, I'm also a badass!"

"Who is a good person playing games like this? Does anyone care?"

　Thanks to boss [Tianduyue] for the 100 starting coin reward, and thanks to [Red Flame Sky] boss for the 100 starting coin reward.

　　
  　
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