Game Design: Is that okay, CaiGou?

Chapter 5 E-Sports Dong Zhuo: Ya'er, I burst into tears!

Saozhu entered the game and saw how simple the map of the first level was, and even ignored it.

"In Lao Ma's words, this game is too profitable, isn't it?"

Sao Zhu said while operating the character to touch the save point:
  “This is enough to get a good review!”

"boom!"

【game over】!
  who knew...

As soon as the prostitute teacher finished speaking, his precious first death came.

"Hahahaha, I couldn't help it anymore, wasn't the slap in the face too timely?!"

"You have to say, you are worthy of being a childhood sweetheart, and the time is just as short!"

"Those who underestimate this game will surely pay the price!"

"I can't bear to watch it, but I can't wait hahaha!"

The prostitute teacher glanced at the barrage and said:
  "I was not familiar with the rules of the game just now. Is this how the game works?"

"I understand! Lao Ma, this is Ximen Qing inviting Wu Dalang to dinner - he has no good intentions!"

"But it's true, I'm a pure technical anchor! Watch my operation!"

After Sao Zhu was resurrected, he carefully avoided the first save point and walked to the left, avoiding the sudden appearance of traps in time.

"Hey, my reputation as a coquettish pig is not in vain!"

But before the smile on Saozhu's face faded, the sudden jump spike turned 180 degrees and fired a laser——

"biu!"

"boom!"

【game over】!
  ""I am a slutty pig and I don't deserve my reputation for nothing!"

"Hey, Lao Deng, didn't you expect that? I can shoot lasers!"

"Hahahaha, it's too hot. This game is really too hot!"

Facing another death, Saozhu put aside his contempt and began to understand the difficulty of this game.

After being resurrected, he began to concentrate on carefully controlling the character to jump to test whether there were any traps.

But the problem is...

Novices want to rely on caution to avoid traps and pass the level without dying!

That is simply a foolish dream!
  【game over】!
  【game over】! !

【game over】! ! !
  "Bang! Bang! Bang bang bang!"

The sound of keyboard tapping came and went.

The continuous deaths made the prostitute teacher's mentality collapse, and he directly cursed:

"I'll play with you like a snakeskin club and hammer!"

"This game designer doesn't treat me as a person!"

"Why are today's college students so insidious? Is he shaking his head?"

Because he was so excited, he dropped the cigarette in his mouth. The prostitute teacher picked up the cigarette and stuffed it into his mouth, wanting to continue to smoke.

"Ah! Uh...ah!"

The prostitute teacher leaned back and covered his mouth with his hands, and screamed.

"I dropped my cigarette on the ground, then I picked it up and smoked it backwards, and... I smoked the fucking burning thing into my mouth!"

Water friends don't know whether General Tiangong is shaking or not, and they don't care.

now.

Everyone only cares about Saozhu's mental state.

Seeing him break through the defense, he even contributed to a good show of smoking in reverse.

The water friends felt that the trip was worthwhile and called it a Chinese New Year.

Amidst the laughter of all the fun-lovers.

Some water friends didn't know whether it was because of their good intentions or because they wanted to continue watching the showman break his guard, so they told him the truth.

"Teacher Whore, the entire map of the first level of "I Want to Be a Man" is full of traps. The real first level is above the birth point!"

"Ya'er!" When Shao Zhu saw this barrage, his mentality immediately exploded:
  "real or fake?"

I saw other water lovers agreeing.

Saozhu resurrected the character, jumped at the birth point, and actually discovered a map above.

The real first level map of I Want to Be a Man is also very simple, at least it looks simple.

There are eight apple trees in a row, with a few floating stairs above them, and a few white clouds floating in the sky, but nothing else.

The low-quality textures are enough to prove that this is just free game production material. But the prostitute teacher is almost psychologically affected by this game. No matter how simple the map is, he doesn’t dare to underestimate it!
  The prostitute teacher stopped where he was and looked at the apples shaking on the apple tree:
  "I guess these apples are also one of the traps, right?"

"Is it so obvious? You can't fool me!"

Sao Zhu carefully manipulated the character to reach the first apple tree.

"I seduce, seduce...seduce..."

Under the operation of Saozhu, I came in, I went out again, you come and hit me.

The apples from the first apple tree were lured down very smoothly.

The Sao Pig's confidence increased greatly, and he repeated his trick and passed through the second apple tree.

"Hey, hehe!" Teacher Prostitute puffed up his chest:

"Let's see if this operation is cool!"

After showing off a wave.

Sao Zhu became more cautious when facing the third apple tree with four apples growing on it.

"I'll seduce... seduce... seduce! Hey... go on, a little hook!"

One!
  Two!

Who knows, when Sao Zhu comes to the bottom of the third apple.

The second and third apples fell at the same time, blocking the pig's retreat.

"boom!"

【game over】!
  "Boom! Boom!"

The prostitute teacher slammed the keyboard, and her mentality completely exploded:
  "Ya'er! I'll burst open!"

"This is an electronic impotence game! It's so funny! I'm going to die!"

"No more playing, no more playing!"

Before the water friends could react, the prostitute teacher downloaded the video at the speed of light.

When the guys saw this, they laughed crazily.

"Hahaha, after Da Sima, Mr. Prostitute has also completely broken his guard!"

"Teacher Whoring: Thanks to "I Want to Be a Man" for curing my electronic impotence!"

"It's broken, I'm not having fun watching it!"

"This game is really interesting. I want to try it next time!"

"General Tiangong? If this boy is not eliminated, he will become a great weapon in the future! Let me go and meet him!"

"Wait a minute, what should my instructor Wang do! I'm only halfway there!"

"Upstairs, I watched the sky at night today. The star of Lu Guan is swaying in the wind and rain. It is not suitable for Lu Guan!"

That night.

Following the childhood sweethearts of Da Sima and Mr. Prostitute, the videos of trying out "I Want to Be a Man" and breaking their defenses one after another were edited by the editing account and spread on major platforms.

Major platforms such as Pili Pili, Douyu, and Douyin are full of all kinds of funny scenes of Da Sima and the prostitute teacher.

"If you don't talk about martial arts, you're just a rat's tail juice!"

"Ya'er, I'll split it open!"

The slogan "I want to be a man while playing and get electronic impotence" has also been spread by word of mouth among the players as the short video spread.

The next three days.

Anchors on major platforms do it for the effectiveness of the program or for popularity.

Everyone began to devote themselves to the journey of masochism in "I Want to Be a Man".

The sound of keyboard tapping and the sound of the anchor breaking the security guard came and went one after another.

"Keyboard: If I had known, I would have died in the factory!"

"This game is extremely unplayable and extremely enjoyable to watch!"

"Is "I Want to Be a Man" really so difficult? It's all a result of the show, right? I'll download it and see what's going on!"

"Let me tell you something, it's rare to see major anchors break defenses one after another!"

"It's great to see! Just for this reason, I bought the game and voted for General Tiangong!"

That's right!

Fermentation over time.

With the popularity of "I Want to Be a Man", the name of General Tiangong also emerged in the game industry for the first time.

Cai Gou, if he doesn't sing, he will become a blockbuster!
  (End of this chapter)