Those years of doing business in the Three Realms

Chapter 11 Human Realm (Tie Immortal Rope)

Ruyi took the ring, looked at it, and smelled it.

Then he said: "This is an ancient jade, which is a cultivator's magic weapon. It is just the most basic magic weapon. It cannot be synthesized or upgraded. It is useless after practicing to a certain level. It must have been discarded by some cultivator. Then it happened to be picked up by that Zhao Lei'er."

"It is said that Zhao Lei'er has several jade rings like this."

"This kind of jade ring is called a five-element ring, usually in a group of five, symbolizing gold, wood, water, fire and earth. Gold is Kunlun jade, wood is iron dragon, water is obsidian, fire is chicken blood stone, and earth is agate stone. The color of the stone Just white, green, black, red, brown.”

"What are these rings for?"

"The Five Elements Ring, as the name suggests, regulates the five elements of the human body and balances Yin and Yang, which is very beneficial to the body. Apart from that, it has no other uses. After all, it is just a primary magic weapon."

Lin Xiang sighed: "Okay..."

"Are you going to the Lotus Cave to rescue Zhao Lei'er?" Ruyi asked.

"It's hard to get off the tiger, so I took all the money. Besides, you can't ignore death. Zhao Lei'er is the flower of the motherland and the pillar of tomorrow."

"Go back. With your limited abilities, you still want to cause trouble for King Huan Zun."

"I didn't want to cause trouble for him... I just wanted to discuss it with him. At the worst, I could give him half of the money..."

Lin Xiang felt that if he dared to go find Wang Wulong, he would definitely end up being pinned to the ground and rubbed repeatedly by his devilish minions.

"You are not allowed to participate in anything related to King Huan Zun. This is what Lord Pluto has told you."

"You can still let that good young man die in the monster's mouth?"

"There are a lot of injustices in the world, can you handle it?"

"You have to take care of it if you encounter it!"

"When dealing with people, you should deal with your own affairs first, then the affairs of the world, and then the affairs of the three realms."

Lin Xiang felt that Ruyi's words were extremely familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had seen them before.

"This sentence...oh...yes, yes, it seems to be the signature of the person who caused the trouble, V."

"Put your own business first, do you know what that means?" Ruyi asked.

Lin Xiang shook his head.

Ruyi said: "You must be fine first before you can care about other people's affairs."

"Pluto is just a thick black man!" Lin Xiang said with disapproval on his face.

"No matter what, you have nothing to do with this!"

"I have to try, at least it's a life."

Ruyi was unhappy, put her hands on her hips and cursed: "Why are you so obsessed with money! Give me your money back!"

"It has nothing to do with money, even if there is no money... well, even if it has to do with money! People are also important!"

Ruyi saw that Lin Xiang was disobedient, so she didn't talk nonsense to him. She directly took out a bright red fairy binding lock from Qiankun's sleeve and tied Lin Xiang into a stick instantly.

Lin Xiang was shocked: "Ah, sister Ruyi! What are you doing!"

Ruyi leisurely said: "What else can I do? Of course I will imprison you."

Lin Xiang rolled three times on the ground and shouted: "Let me go! I have to go for a convenience!"

"Hold it!"

"People have three urgent needs! I can't hold it in any longer! Let me go quickly!" Lin Xiang pupated like a bug at Ruyi's feet.

Ruyi didn't want to follow his example and kicked him into the backyard of the offender.

By chance, I landed in the pavilion.

The evil soul and the substitute were originally playing chess.

When he saw a person falling from the sky, he immediately lost interest in the chess game.

Lin Xiang was hit so hard that his eyes were filled with stars and he screamed in pain.

The evil spirit and the substitute both bent down and circled around Lin Xiang.

It's like visiting monkeys in a zoo.

Finally, it turned faster and faster, and one black and one white turned into the shape of Tai Chi.

He didn't say anything, just smiled weirdly.

The laughter was layer upon layer, penetrating the eardrums, like hundreds of people laughing at the same time.

Lin Xiang was so frightened that he screamed: "Get away! Get away!"

The stand-in suddenly stopped and stretched out his hand towards Lin Xiang.

"What are you doing? You look good today. This blush looks even better..."

Seeing that the paper man's hand was almost touching him, Xiang Lin closed his eyes and shouted: "Ahhhhh! Don't touch me! Don't touch me!"

The paper man first slapped Lin Xiang on the face twice, making Lin Xiang spin around, and then began to tickle him all over.

"Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Ah ah ah ah!" Lin Xiang quickly twisted outside the pavilion like crazy, with tears and laughter all over his face.

Prime Minister Lin knew that these two people could not get out of the pavilion, so he insisted that they would be safe if they moved outside.

Just when Lin Xiang was about to climb to the edge of the pavilion, Hua Ling suddenly appeared.

She jumped into the center of the chess table and threw out a vine, which happened to be wrapped around Lin Xiang's feet.

Whenever Lin Xiang was about to climb out of the pavilion, she would pull him in.

Climb again, pull again.

Climbing and pulling.

Damn it, all the people responsible are perverts!

After going back and forth several times, Lin Xiang got tired and annoyed. He stopped crawling and collapsed. He lay there with his face in the sky and cursed like crazy: "Damn it! Come on! Come on me! Come and suck me." My soul! Come and scratch me! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!”

The three people in the pavilion did not expect Lin Xiang to come so suddenly.

Zhen was stunned for a moment.

You look at me, I look at you.

Then he continued to tease Lin Xiang as if nothing happened.

"Ahahahahaha! It itch! It hurts! Ahahahahahaha! Ahhhhh!"

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The bird girl came and happened to see this inhuman scene.

"Boss Lin, what kind of skills are you practicing?"

“Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...”

"What did you say? I don't understand!" the bird girl asked with exaggerated movements.

"Little hahahahaha bird, ahhhhhhh help me hahahaha... uh..."

Lin Xiang gasped and cried and laughed, almost suffocating himself to death.

The bird girl stood there and watched the performance for a while, then stretched out her fingers and hooked it, and the immortal lock untied itself and flew to her hand.

Hua Ling still wanted to play and wrapped Lin Xiang tighter with vines.

The bird girl was good-tempered and not angry. She just spat out a small raindrop at the flower spirit gently and tenderly, and the flower spirit was trapped inside. The confinement power of this raindrop was much stronger than the immortal lock, and it could not be extended outside. Go in and don't even think about getting out. Although it's ever-changing, there's always a layer between them. If you are not careful, you may be trapped inside due to lack of oxygen.

I saw the flower spirit struggling hard in the raindrops and spitting out a string of bubbles.

After a while, the sparrow girl showed mercy and sucked up the water in the raindrops.

Before Hua Ling had time to relax, there was another magic rain in the raindrops. Burning her all over.

Hua Ling's childlike scream spread to every corner of the room.

Lin Lianlian rolled to his feet and stood up.

He originally wanted to stop Que Nu, but then he thought it was inappropriate.

Everyone must pay the due price for what they have done. Although he is now awake from the demonic sound, he has finished Wang Wulong's bowl of poisonous chicken soup.

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"You're welcome." Bird Girl said.

"I haven't even started to say thank you yet..."

The bird girl smiled slightly and hooked Lin Xiang's chin with her hand: "Want to save someone?"

"how do you know?"

"How about I tell you how to teleport there?"

Lin Xiang was overjoyed: "Xiaoque is going to rescue people with me? Xiaoque is really a kind-hearted person. It seems that I misunderstood you before."

"There was no misunderstanding."

"what?"

Lin Xiang was still confused when he was pushed into the transmission channel by Que Nu.

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After stumbling, Lin Xiang fell directly at the entrance of the Lotus Cave.

At this moment, a group of little demons happened to come out for patrol. When they saw Lin Xiang, they stood up without saying anything and dragged them into the cave!
  "Hey, hey, my legs! You must not be rude. I am an old acquaintance of your cave master, King Huan Zun..."

The monsters didn't listen at all.

Lin Xiang was crying and howling all the way.

By the time he reached the cave, his voice was hoarse.

Huan Zun was leaning on his throne, and standing next to him was a handsome spider spirit, serving him wine and meat.

Lin Xiang looked at the wooden shelf next to the campfire and found that it was empty.

Could it be that Zhao Lei'er has been killed?

Looking around, all the monsters were looking at him eagerly.

When Pluto was around, he could still dominate others.

But now that he is alone, he is completely weak.

Lin Xiang drooled.

"Hello, King Huanzun..."

Huan Zun sent the spider spirit to stand aside, then leaned forward, narrowed his eyes and said, "Tsk, tsk, isn't this Pluto's little follower?"

Prime Minister Lin nodded hurriedly: "Yes, yes, it's me. I didn't expect that the king would still remember me."

"No matter who they are, they come in with two legs."

Prime Minister Lin now fully understood the meaning of the two-legged sheep, and he stammered: "Your Majesty... doesn't your Majesty only eat monks?"

"You are the most refined soul. Eating you is much more useful than eating a cow's nose."

"..."

The spider spirit next to him hurriedly echoed: "The king ate him, and his spiritual power has been enhanced, and his spells will definitely be more powerful, and he will no longer be afraid of those smelly monks. When the time comes... can we let people eat some leftovers?"

But he didn't expect the dragon's fart to hit the dragon's leg. Wang Wulong waved his hand angrily, and the spider spirit was thrown directly to the cave wall. Its original shape was knocked out, and it fell to the ground on its back.

"..." Lin Xiang thought, yes! Deserve it! No matter what grudge or grudge you have, you will eat me!

Wang Wulong said grimly: "When have I ever been afraid of those Taoist priests! They deserve it too! They are all my food!"

After that, he told the black bear spirit standing aside: "Here, cut off one of his left legs and bring it to me so that I can mend it."

"..."

Lin Xiang was instantly desperate.

Damn it, I don’t have the skills to be a Kung Fu Panda, but I still have panda flesh.

God really knows how to joke.

At this moment, the spider spirit quickly transformed into a human form and crawled to Wang Wulong's feet: "Your Majesty, my subordinate said the wrong thing! I am willing to make amends for my mistakes."

Wang Wulong didn't have the patience to listen to this.

Seeing that the black bear had already raised the machete.

Lin Xiang also closed his eyes tightly, preparing to send a message to Hades.

The Spider Spirit hurriedly shouted: "You can't eat it! It doesn't taste good when eaten raw!"

"..."

"I have a spice that is specially used to marinate human meat. Marinating it for a few hours will make the human meat extremely delicious and leave a fragrant taste in your mouth after eating it."

"Is there such a good thing?" Wang Wulong asked.

"Yes! Let your subordinates take care of it for the king. The meat will definitely be delicious by then! The remaining bones will be boiled into soup, and we, the little ones, can take a sip and taste it."

All the monsters in the cave cheered when they heard this.

Wang Wulong waved his hand and said, "Okay, hurry up and get it."

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Upon hearing this, Prime Minister Lin breathed a sigh of relief.

He originally thought that his left leg would definitely be separated from his body today.

The current situation is the difference between a dismembered corpse and a whole corpse.

In short, there is still hope if you don’t lack arms or legs.

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I saw the spider spirit spitting out a pile of snow-white silk and wrapping it around Lin Xiang's waist, and then pulled him towards the dungeon.

Lin Xiang was about to feel sad about spring and autumn, but he found that this spider spirit was extremely kind-hearted. Not so scared for a while.

"Hey, I swear I have absolutely no intention of getting close! Have we met somewhere?"

The spider spirit made a silent gesture: "Shh!"

Something's wrong...

Lin Xiang looked at Spider Spirit's face and suddenly slapped his head.

Isn't this the spider spirit that was surrendered at Lan Ke's house before? He was overjoyed for a moment and asked hurriedly: "Why are you here?"

"It's not easy to mess around outside. If you follow King Huanzun, you will have meat to eat..."

Judging from the manner in which the spider spirit spoke to him, he must still remember the kindness he felt that day.

Great, they are actually friendly forces.

"help me."

"Benefactor, I just want to save you, otherwise why would I have caused so many troubles?"

As soon as Spider Spirit said these words, the stone in Lin Xiang's heart finally fell to the ground.

"I don't dare to defy the king head-on. I will dig out some sulfur from the rock in a while. If you apply it on your body, snakes, insects, rats and ants will be afraid. They will not dare to get close to you for a while, let alone eat you."

"Then you're not afraid?" Lin Xiang asked.

"I'm afraid. If I dig with spider silk, it will only corrode the spider silk."

"I said, aren't you afraid of being blamed?"

"Don't be afraid. The grace of saving my life will never be forgotten."

Lin Xiang looked at Spider Spirit's back with mixed feelings in his heart.

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