Those years of doing business in the Three Realms

Chapter 19 Human World (Return to the Real World)
  He floated aimlessly in the dark river as far as the eye could see.

The surroundings were terrifyingly dark and terrifyingly quiet.

Time seems to have stopped here.

……

Is this the world after death?

……

I do not know how long it has been……

Finally a bright light appeared before my eyes...

As if he had seen a life-saving straw, he swam desperately in the direction of the light...

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It was like having a thousand-year dream.

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Lin Xiang opened his eyes and gasped.

It is surrounded by black and gray stone walls.

He found himself lying in the Lotus Cave, in Wang Wulong's room.

His chest hurt so much that he couldn't help but turn his head and vomit a mouthful of blood.

Pluto and Wang Wulong both looked at him anxiously.

He was stunned for a while and murmured: "Didn't I die from the sword..."

Pluto saw that he had no big problem and breathed a sigh of relief: "Maybe when you were hit by the sword, the time-traveling stone happened to be damaged, so he extradited you back."

"Come back? I'm not dreaming."

"How about I pinch your thigh for you and you feel free to feel it?" Pluto suggested kindly.

"No thanks."

Lin Xiang was extremely uncomfortable and had not yet recovered from the huge stimulation.

There were some words that were not convenient to say in front of Wang Wulong, so he sent a voice message in his head: "Why didn't you tell me earlier that this is how Wang Chenlong's life was saved!"

"Don't you already know that yourself?"

"If I had known in advance, the result would not be like this. My focus at the beginning was wrong! If I had known that something would happen to Wang Chenlong, I would never have let him see the portal alone!"

"That's the end of it."

"Then can I go back again? Do you still have the time-traveling stone?"

"You just escaped death, so don't think about this."

"Give me another time-traveling stone. I can definitely prevent this catastrophe when I go back this time!"

"If we go back again, the result will be the same."

"Where were you when they were killed? You should have known each other for a long time!"

"The answer Tianji Stone gave me at that time was that I couldn't go." Pluto replied calmly.

Lin Xiang's eyes finally turned red after enduring it for a long time. He covered his chest and said angrily: "I worship you so much in vain! If you don't save me, you are no longer a human being!"

"I am God……"

"..."

Wang Wulong did not hear the sound transmission between the two of them. In his understanding, Lin Xiang's series of actions were: he woke up in confusion, vomited a mouthful of blood, began to doubt life, and then covered his chest and cried in pain...

As an adult, I can’t cry no matter how painful it is...

He wanted to say a few words of comfort, but felt it was inappropriate, so he left silently in a wheelchair.

When Pluto saw that he and Lin Xiang were alone, he said, "There is a saying that a man should not shed tears easily."

Lin Xiang choked, blew his nose and said: "It's just that I haven't reached the sad point yet. I'm very sad now. I can't save everyone. I wasted a time-traveling stone. I should have chosen someone more capable to go back."

"You are very capable. No one can risk their lives like you."

"I'm so unreliable, have you misjudged the wrong person?"

"Actually, they should have died long ago. If you don't block that sword, none of them will survive. If you save all nine of them, it's your turn to die for them."

Even though Pluto said this, Lin Xiang still felt that there was nothing to be thankful for.

Because the tragedy at that time has been deeply engraved in his mind.

He should never forget that scene.

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Wang Wulong was also straightforward and ordered his men to let them go without saying a word.

This made Lin Xiang extremely suspicious that he was stimulated in some way.

When they left, Wang Wulong secretly hid in the corner and watched for a long time. Eyes moved.

He didn't look back until he was hit by the spider spirit. At the end, he looked at the spider spirit with a gloomy expression and said, "I have never eaten a monster before! You know!"

The spider spirit was so frightened that he begged for mercy: "Your Majesty, I was just passing by! I didn't see anything! I won't tell anyone... I have no idea what you are doing... I am wronged..."

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After returning to the host, the first thing Lin Xiang did was to look in the mirror.

After taking the photo, I found that my face was still golden and purple.

I couldn't help but shout in the mirror: "When will my face get better? How handsome I used to be! How can I go out to meet people now that I'm like a non-mainstream person!"

"Then let's change~" The reflection in the mirror suddenly changed its face. All the lines on his face disappeared in an instant, and he looked very handsome.

He winked at Lin Xiang and curled his fingers.

Lin Xiang said angrily: "You're a big-headed guy! You want to trick me into replacing you again. Damn it! I'm going to show my face!"

Lin Xiang in the mirror showed the golden and purple lines again with an unhappy look on his face.

"Stay in the mirror for me, or I will pull you out of the mirror, slap you in the face, and then put you back in the face!" Lin Xiang now has greatly increased spiritual power, and he also has Practical experience gives me a lot of confidence in speaking.

"You're not afraid of me at all now." Lin Xiang in the mirror was very resentful.

"I've watched porn movies for 10 fucking times and it's boring. How can I still see you climax again?"

"Really~" At this moment, a black smoke gradually rose in the mirror. Lin Xiang inside suddenly turned blue and looked like a dead man. His eyes turned red and two bloody tears flowed out. The skin was all chapped, the facial features were distorted, and there was rot and pus. Stick out your long tongue at him.

Then he suddenly screamed at him in horror: "Then-what about this!!!"

"Ah! Ghost!" Lin Xiang ran out of the room in fright.

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Prime Minister Lin wiped Zhao Lei'er's body clean before notifying his parents to come and pick him up.

Otherwise, when the old couple saw their son being tortured like this, they would faint from heartache.

Fortunately, Zhao Lei'er was not in fear of his life, but because of his severe injuries, he was awake and drowsy at times, making his condition unstable.

Although Xiang Lin has repeatedly stated that there is no danger to his life, he just needs to go home and rest for a while.

But Song Xuemei still insisted on sending Zhao Leier to the hospital.

Lin Xiang helped people to the end and sent Buddha to the West.

I called 120 emergency number for her.

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On the way to the hospital, Zhao Xuemei and Zhao Jianjun kept praising Prime Minister Lin.

Some things may sound okay in a V-letter, but in reality they are simply off-putting.

"Master, what's wrong with your face?"

"I'm practicing, this is a sign of rising Qi." Lin Xiang said nonchalantly.

"This is the first time I've seen someone whose face has become so ugly but still handsome!"

"Yeah……"

Ha ha ha ha...

Do these old couple really know what they are talking about...

"You are truly a living god!"

"Where, where..."

"You are truly a great hero!"

"Much praise, much praise..."

"You are really the reincarnation of Hua Tuo!"

"???" What the hell is Hua Tuo's reincarnation?

"O living Bodhisattva who saves the suffering!"

"!!!" What kind of ghost is the living Bodhisattva who saves the suffering?

The young female nurse sitting nearby could hardly stand listening anymore and was speechless.

Lin Xiang smiled at the couple with a kind face.

Heartbroken...

Just when Lin Xiang felt that he had reached the advanced stage of embarrassing cancer, Zhao Xuemei finally changed the subject. "By the way, just tell us why my son became like this..."

Lin Xiang never said it because he really didn't know how to explain this record of love, hatred and enmity in the three realms that spanned thousands of years.

If he told the truth, everyone in the car would definitely think him crazy.

He could only say enigmatically: "The more you know about some things, the more you will bear."

"Master, please tell us, we must not tolerate a bad person!"

Seeing that the other party looked like he was asking for answers, Lin Xiang had no choice but to start making up random things.

He pretended to be distressed and said: "Alas, it's actually Zhao Lei'er who practiced on his own. He didn't practice well, went crazy, and then harmed himself. The child is ignorant, so don't blame him."

"Self-harm? Has my child joined some kind of cult?"

Lin Xiang shook his head and sighed: "Oh, poor child, he wanted to imitate others in cultivating immortality before he even wrote his horoscope, and he ended up like this."

Zhao Xuemei suddenly couldn't restrain herself and slapped the unconscious Zhao Lei'er several times on the face: "What kind of immortality are you cultivating! What kind of immortality are you cultivating!"

It really hurts to look at it.

Lin Xiang grinned and said in a low voice: "What kind of bicycle do you want?" What kind of bike do you want?

Zhao Lei'er coughed twice after being beaten, woke up, glared at Lin Xiang, and fainted again.

"Master, did I strike too hard! Didn't my son just come back to his senses?"

Lin Lian hurriedly complimented: "How can you? Auntie, these few slaps of yours have stimulated the muscles and stimulated the muscles, and they also have health care functions. If you give me a few more slaps, I guess you won't have to go to the hospital."

The female nurse on the side had four big words written all over her face: Charlatan!

He didn't care at all who Mr. Lin was.

He also winked at the little nurse and put the phone screen in front of her. There was a QR code on the screen: "If you want to get married, you can come to me."

"Thank you, I'm still young." After saying this, he turned his head to the side in disgust.

Zhao Xuemei is now very superstitious about Prime Minister Lin, and feels that everything he says is true and correct. Immediately slapped and slapped again. Zhao Leier, who was almost beaten, really came back to his senses...

"Okay, okay, enough is enough, too much is not enough, hehe..." Lin Xiang smiled and waved his hand.

After arriving at the hospital, arrangements were made for Zhao Lei'er to be hospitalized, and Prime Minister Lin made an excuse and left quickly.

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Back to the person in question.

The phone rang.

Great Love transfers to you: 666 yuan.

Troublemaker: That’s too polite. It’s really not necessary. These are all things I should do. [Hands together emoticon]
  Love without borders: Your realm is really too high.

Troublemaker: Where is it? [Money has been collected]
  Love knows no bounds: My son is doing much better. I will definitely come to say thank you someday.

Troublemaker: That’s good. It won’t be a hassle to come and say thank you. Remember to give him a few big mouths to relax his muscles when you have nothing to do.

Great Love: I understand, what is the appropriate frequency?

The troublemaker: Beat him every day, every once in a while, and treat him like a meal.

Love without borders: I know what the master means is to let him feel the pain so that he will never hurt himself easily again, right?
  Troublemaker: No, I want him to wake up. Don’t you know whether he is the material for cultivating immortals? [Yellow villain smiling expression]
  love without border:……

Troublemaker: You and Mr. Zhao please take care of your health and live a happy life. This master is going to retreat to practice.

Love knows no bounds: [expression of hands clasped together]
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Lin Xiang threw the phone aside.

He now has a secret stone on his body, and it’s half a piece! What a golden finger!

Can't you show off in front of Ruyi?
  Ruyi Noodle House.

Three or four o'clock in the afternoon is when no one eats.

Ruyi sat in front of the table, resting her chin on her hands in a daze.

Lin Xiang rushed in with a single stride, startling her.

"What are you doing? You're rushing to be reincarnated!" Ruyi said angrily.

Lin Xiang smiled meaningfully, and then suddenly danced and sang: "I was walking alone on the path of the Tianji Stone. I brought the Tianji Stone to Ruyi to have a taste. She lives in a place far away from the Tianji Stone. I want to Be careful if there is a secret stone nearby. When the secret stone comes down the hill, I will rush back to the secret stone and enter a sweet dream with the secret stone..."

There are only seven lyrics in a song, and seven secret stones appear...

"..."

"Entering sweet dreams with Tianjishi..." Lin Xiang followed up with another sentence, then finished the dance and made a curtain call.

Ruyi couldn't bear it anymore and said: "Get out of here right now!"

"Sister Ruyi, I have a secret stone on my body, a secret stone..."

"So what?"

"I can peek at the baths you took before...the swims you took...the clothes you changed..."

Before Lin Xiang finished speaking, he was hit by Ruyi: "If you really want to die, I will fulfill your dream now!"

Lin Lian hurriedly covered his head: "Sister Ruyi, I'm just kidding, am I such a vulgar and obscene person..."

"You are."

"..."

"You reminded me. I'm going to put up a barrier for everything I've done before so that you can see the air!"

"Ah? It can still be like this..."

Lin Xiang regretted that he shouldn't have seen it earlier!
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After some time, the lines on Xiang Lin's face slowly receded a lot.

During this period, he also found some methods for using spiritual power.

The portal was made to fly up in one go.

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Ruyi is getting ready to take a bath...

Lin Xiang showed a smile on the ceiling: "Hi~"

A ball of thunderbolt fox fire went up, and a big hole was made in the entire ceiling.

Pluto is meditating…

Lin Xiang stretched out his head from his tiger skin: "Give me my life."

Pluto smiled slightly, made a door within a door, and teleported Lin Xiang directly to the pavilion in the backyard.

The chick is changing clothes...

Lin Xiang emerged from the wall: "Little bird~"

The bird girl smiled slightly, exposed her shoulders generously, and shrugged: "If you want to see it, just tell me, why bother to be secretive..."

This move actually scared Lin Xiang away.

He couldn't meet anyone more rogue than himself, so Que Nu relied on her strength to crush him.

After playing Portal for a few days, the novelty has worn off.

Prime Minister Lin stopped his crazy behavior.

He picked up his cell phone, which had been out of favor for a long time, and found that the screen was flooded with messages every night.

Yeyeye: Your uncle, how are things going? Have you met my brother?

Yeyeye: If you don’t reply for three days, are you dead?

Ye Ye Ye: Prime Minister Lin, did you hide your cell phone...

Yeyeye: On purpose, absolutely on purpose...

Yeyeye: Mom sells batches, where is the entrance to the troublemaker? Why can't I get in?

Yeyeye: You are finished, you are in trouble, you are in big trouble...

Yeyeye: You and Pluto are in big trouble!

Lin Xiang's head suddenly hurt as he looked at the messages that kept appearing on the screen of his mobile phone.

He went to find Hades, only to find that Hades was asleep again.

isn't it...

He had no choice but to pick up his phone and reply: Pluto is asleep, wait until he gets up.

Yeyeye: Have you seen my brother? Is he okay?
  The troublemaker: It’s pretty good...

Yeyeye: What does it mean to be pretty good?

Troublemaker: It's not as good as it looks...actually, it doesn't look that good either...

Yeyeye: [Yellow villain with red face and angry expression] What are you trying to do?

Troublemaker: Brother Long, I was wrong, can’t you wait until my boss gets up before talking... [yellow villain crying expression]
  Yeyeye: Come over here right now! Otherwise, I will swallow the perpetrator whole in one breath!

Prime Minister Lin is not afraid of this false threat at all now.

Who knew he would add another sentence at the end: I will go harass Ruyi now! Just wait for me!

Lin Lian quickly replied: No, no, no! Brother! Brother Long! Dear brother! I'll go find you right away!
  　I seem to have gone bad and learned how to count water words...

　　
  　　
  　
  (End of this chapter)