Those years of doing business in the Three Realms

Chapter 26 Human World
  Lin Xiang took his mobile phone to find Ruyi to clarify his doubts.

Ruyi glared: "What's there to be confused about? If someone adds you, you just agree!"

"I'm just curious, is this old weirdo posting ads on any website again?"

Speaking of advertising, Ruyi slapped her forehead: "Oh, yes, yes, I posted our V signal on Tieba last year."

"I see."

"What is the dead old monster?"

"fine……"

"I used to take care of all the master's affairs, and of course I distributed the advertisements. These masters don't know how to do it." Ruyi said while using her spiritual power to clean the table.

"Why do you keep it so clean every day? There aren't many guests coming for dinner! You said that you are doing business and taking care of things for Pluto, and together with Pluto, he has been disabled all his life?"

"Don't speak ill of Lord Pluto!" Ruyi reached out and pinched Lin Xiang's ear and gave it a few harsh blows.

"Ah~ Auntie, let go!" Lin Xiang grinned in pain.

In order to relieve the pain, Lin Xiang's head quickly stretched out wherever Ruyi's hand moved.

Ruyi dragged Lin Xiang around three times: "Do you know where you went wrong?"

"I know...I will never speak ill of Brother Pluto again!"

Ruyi snorted coldly and let go of his hand.

Lin Xiang covered his ears and said aggrievedly: "Sister Ruyi, you will bully me!"

"You asked for it!" Ruyi clapped her hands.

"But I like it!" Lin Xiang showed a mean expression, and before Ruyi could get angry, he quickly made a portal and escaped.

Thunderbolt Foxfire was just stuck outside the closed portal, and sparks exploded in mid-air!

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Lin Xiang returned to the subject, playing and teasing with poetry.

After Zhao Xin, the angel in white, joined him, there was no movement.

So Lin Xiang couldn't take the initiative to speak.

In the middle of the night, just when Lin Xiang was about to dream of Duke Zhou, the news suddenly exploded.

Lin Xiang shuddered and opened his eyes, said "Fuck", turned sideways, turned his cell phone to silent, and lay down again.

Being disturbed like this, I became very energetic and couldn't sleep due to tossing and turning.

The evil spirit and the substitute in the backyard started to quarrel and yell like they were yelling at each other.

Lin Xiang covered his ears irritably.

Shiyi saw Lin Xiang get up and jumped on him.

Lin Xiang touched the soft poetry, and for a moment he felt blessed and said in his heart: "Poetic, can you be a little bigger?"

Hearing this, Ruyi nodded the rabbit's head obediently and began to grow bigger.

"Bigger, bigger!" Lin Xiang jumped off the couch and said, waving his hands.

After hearing this, Shi Yi changed all the time and instantly occupied the entire tiger skin couch.

When it looks like it's about to overflow...

Lin Xiangyi clapped his hands: "Stop, stop, stop! Okay! Perfect!"

He jumped on the couch, slept on Shishi, and turned over comfortably.

Not bad, soft and warm.

Lin Xiang sank into Ruyi's fur and found a comfortable position to open his phone.

I saw three messages popping up on the V letter.

Angel in white Zhao Xin: Hello.

Angel in white Zhao Xin: Are you there?
  Angel in White Zhao Xin: Excuse me.

Prime Minister Lin originally wanted to discuss it tomorrow, but then he thought about it and couldn't sleep now anyway, so he replied: Yes.

Unexpectedly, the other party was still awake.

So the two started chatting.

Angel in White Zhao Xin: Can you solve supernatural incidents here?
  Trouble maker: What a joke!
  Angel in white Zhao Xin:......

Troublemaker: Professional! [Yellow villain smiling expression]
  Angel in White Zhao Xin: Okay...haha =_=
  Lin Xiang scratched the back of his head, haha, your sister! Even through the screen, I felt that I was laughing!

The person responsible: [Screenshot][Screenshot][Screenshot]
  Troublemaker: Did you see that? They are all red envelopes given by the fate master.

Angel in white Zhao Xin: [The yellow villain has a frightened expression] God! More than ten thousand?

Trouble maker: the enemy.

Angel in white Zhao Xin: Your home is too expensive! This is more than I can pay! ! ! Really bothering you! [Yellow villain goodbye expression][Yellow villain goodbye expression][Yellow villain goodbye expression]
  ……

Is the other party planning to delete friends?

Lin Xiang deliberately cut off the large amount of money and showed it to her just to show off. Unexpectedly, he almost scared her away...

He hurriedly replied: No, no, no, my family is free to do as it pleases! We aim to help people! Not to make money!

Angel in White Zhao Xin: Not for making money? Is that free?

If it had been in the past, given Lin Xiang's temperament, he would have agreed outright for the sake of face.

But now, he has been following the profiteers for a long time, and he has become half a profiteer.

So he replied: It's impossible to do it for free. No matter how hard you work, you will get something. If you pay, you will be rewarded. I solve problems for you, and you pay me. This is what it should be. Of course, the reward does not matter how much, it depends on your heart and your ability.

Seeing that the other party didn't move for a long time, Lin Xiang thought it was going to be cool and was about to put down the phone.

As a result, the other party replied: OK!
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Pleasant cafe.

Lin Xiang and Zhao Xin made an appointment to meet here.

The cafe has dim lights and soft music, making it easy to relax.

No, Lin Xiang was so relaxed that he almost fell asleep.

He waited for more than half an hour, but Zhao Xin didn't even show up as a ghost!

Just as Prime Minister Lin was preparing to write the V letter, he saw a short-haired woman coming towards him.

Chestnut hair, just reaching her ears.

Wearing strange red earrings on her pure white earlobes.

Upturned eyes, small nose and mouth, and a faint mole on the chin.

I look different from the photo on my WeChat avatar.

However, it is normal for artistic photos to be different from the person you are.

But...it seems like I have seen her somewhere.

Lin Xiang patted his head with his hand.

What's going on lately? Why does everyone feel familiar when I see them?
  Lin Xiang looked at Zhao Xin with a troubled expression, as if the memory in his mind had been disconnected.

Zhao Xin also looked at Xiang Lin with a troubled expression.

For a moment, the two of them said at the same time: "Why is it you!"

"Weren't you the little nurse who was on the ambulance that day?"

"Aren't you that charlatan?" Zhao Xin replied with a frown.

"..."

After a few seconds of silence, Xiang Lin said off topic: "Why do you look better today? Are you wearing makeup? Sure enough, girls with makeup and without makeup are two different people."

"hehe."

"Hey, how is Zhao Lei'er? Is he discharged from the hospital?"

It seems that this world is really too small...

Zhao Xin was too lazy to pay attention to him, picked up his bag and was about to leave.

"Hey, hey, why are you leaving? Just tell me what you want."

Zhao Xin gave Lin Xiang a hard look: "I have nothing to say to you, a charlatan!"

"You're here now, so you're just treating the dead horse as a living horse doctor."

"..."

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Half an hour later.

Lin Xiang slapped the table in shock: "Tentacles? Are you kidding me?"

Zhao Xin was unhappy and frowned: "I really am taken to a very humid dark space by tentacle monsters every night! It's not a dream! It's not a joke!

Lin Xiang asked curiously: "Why did the tentacle take you there?"

"..."

Zhao Xin's face was stiff, and he couldn't bear it anymore and was about to get up and leave again.

Lin Xiang hurriedly took her arm: "I won't talk nonsense anymore, you go on, you go on!"

"All that needs to be said has been said!"

"Have you seen the tentacle monster clearly?"

"no!"

"Then how do you know it's a tentacle monster?"

"Just feel it!"

"What does it feel like..."

Lin Xiang tried his best to look serious, but he still annoyed Zhao Xin.

Zhao Xin smiled and hooked his hand at Lin Xiang, gesturing for him to put his ear over.

Lin Xiang followed suit.

Pa——     Lin Xiang’s right cheek was hit hard.

Zhao Xin stared and squeezed out two words from between his teeth: "Rogue!"

Lin Xiang covered his face: "What did I say about me? I just want to know what happened and the details in detail, do you understand? If I don't ask clearly, how will I know how to help you!"

Zhao Xin felt so good about the beating that he sat down with his mouth raised.

"Oh, girls these days are so fierce, they are ready to hit people!" Lin Xiang did not dare to ask any more outrageous questions, so he had to say: "Um... do you have anything else to add?"

"Nothing."

"The monster didn't hurt you?"

Zhao Xin shook his head: "No, I heard the old man say before that if you encounter something unclean, you have to curse! So every time that thing comes, I curse."

"Does this trick work?"

Zhao Xin nodded: "It works. He just dragged me into a dark space every time and didn't do anything else too much. I guess he was scolded by me."

Lin Xiang smiled: "That's awesome, why did you scold me?"

"Fuck you, don't let me meet you during the day!"

"..."

"Fuck you, let me see your face if you can!"

"..."

"Fuck your mother, she put you on the operating table for dissection! Her hands and feet were chopped off and fertilized, and her organs were sent to the institute for researchers to do scientific research!"

"..."

"Fuck your mother, I'll soak you in formalin with the body teacher."

Lin Xiang instantly felt that he couldn't be offended, he couldn't be offended.

Find the psychological shadow area of ​​the tentacle monster...

Lin Xiang cleared his throat and said: "I probably already understand this matter. Let's do this. You can send me your home address in the V letter and I will go over and take a look at it tonight."

Zhao Xin responded: "Okay."

"You're so quick to agree. Aren't you afraid that I'm a bad guy and want to do something wrong to you?"

"You can come here if you have bad intentions, but my specimen jar is still empty. Have you seen Hannibal?"

When Xiang Lin heard this, he quickly sat up straight and said with a serious face: "You can't do it!"

"I'm a nurse, not a surgeon. Why do I keep specimen jars at home? Of course they are pickles!"

Lin Xiang breathed a sigh of relief.

Damn it, he almost believed Zhao Xin's expression just now.

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When we got back to the subject, Pluto was meditating on the tiger skin couch.

Lin Xiang was unhappy: "Go back to your room and meditate! I want to take a nap!"

Pluto opened his eyes and said: "How can a dove occupy a magpie's nest and be confident?"

"What the hell, I can't understand, you're talking in human language!"

Hades shook his head and lowered his legs from the couch.

Lin Xiang said: "By the way, don't leave yet, Brother Pluto!"

"Ok?"

Lin Xiang chuckled: "I want to ask you something."

"You didn't know how to call me brother until you asked me for help? Just ask."

"There is an old saying among the people, don't be afraid when you see a ghost. If you curse it loudly, you will curse it to death."

Pluto smiled and said, "It rhymes."

"Ghosts are afraid of evil people, right?"

"Ghosts are afraid of people but not evil."

Lin Xiang knew that the Chinese language was broad and profound, and these two sentences seemed to be the same, but their meanings were quite different. So he asked: "How to say?"

"That's what it means literally. If you encounter a fierce ghost, just close your eyes after cursing and wait for death!"

"..."

"You are still calling ghosts, why don't you go to heaven?"

"What should you do if you encounter a ghost?"

"Just ignore it. Unless there is deep hatred, ghosts will not harm people."

"What about deep hatred?"

"Aren't there many Taoist monks in your world who know how to exorcise ghosts? There are also amulets and jade to ward off evil spirits."

"Can that work?"

"It must be useful. Let's talk about the four major sects of Taoism in the world, Shangqing, Tianshi, Lingbao, and Jingming. They are very powerful in subduing and eliminating demons."

"Okay, then if a ghost wants to harm someone, how much hatred must it bring?"

Pluto couldn't help but find these questions funny: "Why are you asking these?"

"I accepted the commission!"

Pluto closed his eyes to explore the passage, then opened his eyes and said: "The client may not have encountered a ghost, but some kind of spirit."

"How do you know? Did you see it?"

"In the past, there were indeed rumors of powerful ghosts harming people, but now it is spirits that harm people more often, and the evil ghosts have all stopped."

"What?"

"First, in a civilized society, there aren't so many outrageous things that cause hatred. It's not like the old days, where people were beaten to death with sticks, dipped in pig cages, and so on. They died miserably and turned into evil ghosts."

"understood."

"Because most ghosts are still conscious. For example, I am a fierce ghost. I killed you. After your death, you also turned into a fierce ghost. You are more powerful than me. I can't beat you. Are you embarrassed?"

"Awkward……"

"Unless someone wants to harm a ghost, the ghost will fight back."

"Who wants to harm ghosts? They are poisonous!"

"Some so-called monks, some earthly immortals, and the fox-yellow pythons in the Changbai area may all have plans to attack the evil spirits."

"Why do they want to take advantage of the devil?"

"Catch him and make him his younger brother!"

"Why do you want Li Gui to be your younger brother?"

"Because it's so powerful... There's another situation. Ghosts don't want to be reincarnated. They want to practice but don't want to practice down-to-earth, so they can find someone to absorb Yang Qi and possess them. This can be considered harmful, but it's also a voluntary offering by people. This does not appear to be the case with our client.”

"What kind of situation is that?"

Pluto finally discovered that Lin Xiang's problems were not ordinary at all.

He is definitely a model of asking for answers.

"Let me give you a medal."

"What medal?"

"Naughty Prime Minister Lin's Three Thousand Questions Medal."

"..."

Lin Xiang was unhappy: "Brother Pluto, please answer my questions quickly, don't say whether these are available or not."

"The client's description sounds like a spirit."

"I see. I have gained more knowledge. Those four major sects are so awesome. Can you tell me more about them?"

"The four major sects are famous and upright sects, and are under the Sanqing sect, so they are more powerful. However, there are also monks on the market who pretend to be gods and ghosts to deceive the world and steal their reputation. Some monks are entrusted by others to exorcise ghosts. In fact, they are just pretending. They are not exorcising ghosts. You can coax them away, you can coax them away temporarily, and you can call them back after a while, and you can charge a second time. The ghost circle is so small, most of them know each other, and they may have even drank together and played chess in private. In short, there are good things to do everywhere. Bad. Just get used to it."

Lin Xiang thought to himself, it seems that this kind of formalism can be found everywhere.

"Some unknown brats might have been beaten to their wits when this happened. Those who were coaxed away were all acquaintances."

"Hey, it seems like everything needs some connections."

"Of course, there are also those who want to absorb the vicious energy of ghosts. Rage is also a kind of spiritual power. Although it is dark spiritual power, it is just as useful."

"Oh, your three realms are really in chaos, and there is no one in charge to take care of it."

"Most of the ancient true gods have fallen asleep, and chaos is now frequent. In the age of the end of the Dharma, people's hearts are no longer ancient."

"The Age of Dharma Ending? I seem to have heard about it on the Internet before."

"Now the hell is under the control of Yama, and the heaven is under the control of the association. No one will obey the association composed of seven gods, and the heaven is in a mess. Those monsters and monsters that live in the human world are usually dormant, waiting for opportunities. Move. In ancient times, there were many demons that brought trouble to the imperial court, and the results were always unhappy."

"Then what position do you belong to in these three realms?"

Lin Xiang has been curious about this question for a long time.

Although Pluto is a person from the Three Realms, he seems to have escaped from the disputes in the Three Realms.

It is not entirely true to say that he is completely separated, because there seems to be an inextricable relationship between him and the Three Realms.

But most of the time, he acts like an outsider, just doing his own thing.

What role does he play?
  Pluto was stunned. He seemed not to have expected Lin Xiang to ask such a question.

Then he smiled and said, "You asked this question too early."

"The problem is sooner or later!"

"All the noise in the Three Realms is like a farce to me, and those who are fighting over each other are all clowns."

Lin Xiangqie said: "You act so cool every day, aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning?"

"Of course I'm afraid, so I always bring an umbrella when I go out."

"..."

(End of this chapter)