Those years of doing business in the Three Realms

Chapter 31 Human World
  Ruyi, who transformed into a fox, first patted Lin Xiang's head gently with her long-haired paws, and then licked Lin Xiang's face and neck with her tongue.

Lin Xiang was stunned and looked at Ruyi with saliva on his face: "Sister Ruyi, were you licking me just now?"

"This is animal instinct!" Ruyi said angrily, and then his body shrank smaller and smaller, and finally returned to human form.

"Hey, you don't do this! Why didn't you follow your instinct and lick me when you were in human form?"

"..."

"Right now, please lick me until I cry, thank you!" Lin Xiang opened his hands, waiting for Ruyi to fall into his arms.

"There's no hope of crying. If you don't mind, I can beat you to tears." Ruyi said, and quickly popped out a tiny orchid fox fire in her hand, hitting Lin Xiang's cheek just right.

"Ah -" Lin Xiang instantly felt his face hurt and numb.

He reached out to cover his injured face and said unhappily: "Sister Ruyi, we are a family that loves each other!"

"Hitting is kissing and scolding is love!"

"Sister Ruyi, you are too cruel. I am the only one who can stand your temper. If an ordinary person..."

"What's wrong with ordinary people?" Ruyi asked, raising an eyebrow.

Lin Xiang quickly changed the subject: "If an ordinary person is ignorant, he would have been dealt with by you long ago..."

"hehe."

Prime Minister Lin said it jokingly on the surface, but in his heart he knew that Ruyi was by no means a tyrannical and overbearing person who killed innocent people indiscriminately.

After being together for such a long time, he had already figured out her character.

She will kill someone only when the other party poses a threat to one of her own. If an ordinary person offends her, she will not take it to heart at all, let alone rely on her high spiritual power to retaliate against the other person. Although she has a bad temper and is careless, she is the most humane among the trouble-makers.

This can be seen from her attitude towards poetry.

But I really didn't expect that she was actually related to the famous Su Daji.

Thinking of Su Daji, Xiang Lin became curious again: "Then where is your sister now?"

"She reincarnated voluntarily, spent her whole life with Di Xin's reincarnation, and then disappeared."

"What the hell is Di Xin?"

"Does King Zhou know?"

Lin Lianlian nodded: "I know, I know."

"That fire at Tongquetai burned King Zhou to death. My sister was so sad that she also followed him!"

"Tongque... copper egg! Is it Lutai?" Lin Xiang held his forehead, didn't Tongquetai belong to the Three Kingdoms...

"Well, I was young at the time and can't remember clearly!"

"Then is your sister really as beautiful as the book says?"

"I think she is prettier than me. After all, I was still young at the time and my facial features were not developed."

Lin Xiang quickly flattered him: "You are so good-looking just by yourself. How can someone who is prettier than you be so good-looking? It's a bit too good-looking!"

"..."

"Everything I said is true!"

As soon as Lin Xiang finished speaking, Ruyi's cheeks turned red from embarrassment, and he lowered his head and said nothing.

Sure enough, girls all do this...

Lin Xiang was complacent and felt that he had found a way to deal with Ruyi.

If she was cruel to him again in the future, he would praise her to the point of embarrassment.

"In my memory, my sister is good-looking. However, as the times change, the aesthetics of the three worlds are also constantly changing. People who were considered good-looking before may not be good-looking now. People who are good-looking now may not be good-looking if they go back to the past. You will be considered ugly."

"No matter what dynasty you live in, good-looking people will always be good-looking. Just like you, sister Ruyi, you will definitely be a beauty no matter which dynasty you are placed in!"

"Okay, okay, why are you saying so many nice things? Of course I know I'm good-looking!"

"Then you have no relatives in the world except your dead sister?"

Upon hearing this, Ruyi immediately reached out and pinched Lin Xiang's ears and cursed: "Who told you that my sister is dead? You continue to talk nonsense to me!"

"Missing, I mean missing..."

"You big-headed ghost!" Ruyi tugged Lin Xiang's ears hard.

"Ah - sister Ruyi, grandma Ruyi, I was wrong! I really know I was wrong!"

Seeing Lin Xiang's sincere attitude in admitting his mistake, Ruyi let go of his hand.

However, Lin Xiang's ears were turned red by now.

He tried his best to fan his ears with his hands to cool down, feeling that Ruyi's blow was particularly heavy this time.

In fact, she cares about her relatives very much.

I really need to change my habit of talking nonsense.

"I also have a half-sister who was taken away by her mother since she was born. I have never met her." Ruyi suddenly said.

"Never met in person?"

Ruyi nodded: "Actually, I haven't even said a few words to my own biological father. My father is the Fox King. The evaluation of my father in the demon world is that he has a beautiful face, is handsome and unrestrained, and attracts bees and butterflies. This is definitely not a waste. His fame was deserved. He was really handsome. I have rarely seen him since I was born. He had many women outside. My mother also suffered from deep depression because she loved my father too much. Even though I had I don’t necessarily know who the brothers and sisters are. But I know a little bit about the half-sister."

Lin Xiang was silent, he didn't expect Ruyi's father to be such a useless person! Of course, he would never dare to say this.

"Master Pluto told me that I have a sister. It is said that my sister's mother is a minor god. She gave birth to my sister who is half-god and half-demon. In order to avoid punishment from heaven, she has not been seen for thousands of years."

"Demigod and half demon?" Lin Xiang's eyes widened.

"Yes, half god and half demon, we call them demons!"

"Fairy Fairy? Is Fairy Fairy Bar opened by Fairy Fairy Queen?" "Yes, in the whole world, Queen Fairy Fairy is the only one who is not afraid of punishment from heaven."

"Why is the Fairy Queen so special? She has more horns on her head than others!"

"..."

"I mean, is there anything great about her?"

"There's nothing I can do about it. Although her father is a snake demon, her mother is the Queen Mother of the West!"

"Oh, it turns out it's because of the backstage, there's nothing we can do about it."

"Moreover, the Fairy Queen is much older than many gods in the heaven. It is actually very difficult to conquer the Fairy Queen."

Lin Xiang understood: "Not only is the backstage tough, but I am also powerful. I can't mess with you. Sure enough, the old ones are still hot, and the persimmons have to be picked up."

Ruyi nodded: "But they have reached a contract with each other. The Fairy Queen is not allowed to interfere with the affairs of the Three Realms."

"By the way, sister Ruyi, do you want to know where your sister is? I'll use the secret stone to show you."

Ruyi shook his head: "Don't keep spying on the secrets of heaven... This matter is about the Three Realms. It is a long time ago and it is of great importance. Be careful that cause and effect come quickly."

Lin Xiang said aggrievedly: "Sister Ruyi, I wanted to help you, but you actually cursed me!"

"It's not a curse, I'm serious. The Tianji Stone will be restored one day. When the meeting comes, the old and new accounts will be settled together. No one can escape, so don't always break the rules."

"Forget it, when the day the Tianji Stone is restored, I don't know if I will still be in this world, so why do I think so much about it?" Lin Xiang said nonchalantly.

Ruyi saw that Lin Xiangguangtu was very talkative and wanted to give him some advice, but the cell phone in his pocket suddenly rang.

"I am a fox who has been practicing for thousands of years, and I have been practicing for thousands of years and being alone~"

"..."

"Hey, this is my newly set message tone." Lin Xiang scratched the back of his head and took out his mobile phone.

Ruyi frowned: "This ringtone is too low!"

"Where is it so low? This song was once popular all over the country!"

Lin Xiang was so heartbroken that he carefully selected a ringtone related to foxes and paid for it just to remember Ruyi all the time.
  Unexpectedly, she complained that he was vulgar and low.

I want to cry but have no tears!
  Lin Xiang opened the screen of his mobile phone, and it turned out that it was a message sent to him by Zhao Xin.

Lin Xiang glanced at Ruyi and said, "Sister Ruyi, I'm going to do something first."

Then he held the phone and stepped aside.

Angel in white Zhao Xin: [yellow villain crying expression][yellow villain crying expression][yellow villain crying expression]
  Troublemaker: What’s wrong?

Angel in White Zhao Xin: It’s so scary! terrible! terrible!

Trouble maker: [yellow little man question mark emoticon] What’s so scary?
  After a while, Zhao Xin directly sent a voice note: "Master! The tentacle monster is here again! It took me away directly from the living room! It scared me to death! I was just released!"

Lin Xiang pressed the voice button and replied: "Didn't I tell you to go back to the bedroom when you get home? Why are you disobedient!"

"I want to see Princess Huanzhu..."

"..."

Lin Xiang put away his phone and went to find Hades.

Why is this tentacle monster so evil? It almost killed him last time. He definitely can't control it by himself.

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Pluto is also a boring master, playing with the jade pendant again.

Lin Xiang jumped over to see what was going on, but Pluto put the jade pendant away.

"Oh, I just look at it but don't touch it!"

Pluto smiled and said: "Why are you so anxious? This baby is yours after all."

Lin Xiang pointed to his nose and asked, "Mine?"

To be honest, he really didn't care about it, it was dirty, old and black.

Maybe when Pluto was the emperor of the Han Dynasty, he wore this unlucky thing to kill himself.

Pluto nodded firmly and said, "It's yours."

"Okay, thank you, I don't need it." Lin refused.

"You need it." Pluto looked determined.

"Do I need it? Well then I do."

Whatever, he just wanted to end this awkward conversation quickly, and then the two of them would go meet the tentacle monster together.

If you really don’t want a jade pendant anymore, sell it to an antique collector and tell him that it was used by an ancient emperor during his lifetime, and you might be able to make a fortune.

Seeing that he no longer refused, Hades nodded with satisfaction and stood up.

"Where are you going?" Lin Xiang asked.

Pluto smiled slightly: "Why did you come to me? Let's go."

"You already knew it before I said anything."

"Is it difficult? Unless I don't want to know, is there something I don't know?"

"Is your life interesting?"

"Have."

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(End of this chapter)