Those years of doing business in the Three Realms

Chapter 38 Human World
  Wang Wulong slowly turned the stone wheelchair under him. The moment he came out of the cave, he felt the long-lost warmth.

Even though it is almost winter and approaching dusk, the sunlight is still mixed with an imperceptible heat.

This heat is called light.

He admitted that he was a coward. He couldn't remember how long it had been since he came out. For thousands of years, he could only stand at the entrance of the cave and watch the sunset and sunrise on the top of the mountain, and the changing seasons. He didn't even have the courage to take a step.

He huddled in this dark and humid cave, buried deep in hatred, afraid of the sun, and afraid of everything.

It was as if everything in the outside world had nothing to do with him.

Now, he finally saw the light, saw the blood-red sunset, and saw such a sunset.

These beautiful views never seemed to give up on him.

The man didn't shed tears lightly. He choked secretly for fear of being discovered by the two people around him. When he looked back, he saw that Wang Chenlong was already crying, and Lin Xiang's face was also distorted from crying.

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"..."

Wang Wulong sobbed: "Brother Chen, why are you crying?"

Wang Chenlong burst into tears: "I feel happy."

"Wu...Lin Xiang, why are you crying?"

Lin Xiang wiped his eyes with his sleeves, then opened his mouth wide and winked, raised his head and blinked hard to prevent tears from falling: "I am touched."

Wang Wulong frowned and said, "I'm both happy and touched."

As soon as the words were spoken, the three of them hugged each other tightly. No one was ashamed anymore and burst into tears.

Looking back, I saw countless monster heads crowded at the entrance of the cave. Their eyes were all red, and they were blinking at the three of them.

"Your Majesty...we are waiting for your return!"

"Your Majesty! Don't abandon us!"

"Your Majesty! Don't leave!"

"Your Majesty...

Wang Wulong looked troubled and reluctant. He turned around, as if he wanted to explain something to his brothers.

Seeing something was wrong, Wang Chenlong and Lin Xiang quickly pulled Wang Wulong and teleported away.

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Yanliu Lane, the troublemaker.

Lin Xiang said to the two brothers, "Would you like to come in and sit down?"

Wang Chenlong shook his head: "I'll take my brother back to the store first."

Unexpectedly, Wang Wulong said: "Brother Chen, I want to go in and have a look."

Wang Chenlong frowned: "He is a troublemaker and has a shitty reputation. The biggest Internet cafe in Yanliu Lane is opened by your brother and me!"

Wang Wulong looked admiring.

Wang Chenlong continued: "The bathroom in our house is bigger than that of his troublemaker!"

Lin Xiang twisted his lips and returned to the largest Internet cafe in Yanliu Lane...

He is the only Internet cafe in Yanliu Lane...

In places with bigger farts, the people who come and go are all old people. I still have the nerve to use the words "whole" and "biggest" to describe...

Lin Xiang said: "That's okay. It's getting late. You two brothers should have a rest early when you get back."

"Wait!" Wang Chenlong shouted.

Lin Xiang turned around: "What's wrong, Brother Long?"

"I suddenly wanted to go in and have a look. I've never been in before, so I'm very curious."

"..."

"..."

Lin Xiang couldn't help but rolled his eyes to the sky, then why did you push so hard just now!

"Please come in!"

Wang Chenlong heard that the enchantment created by Pluto contained yang within yin, yang within yin, and had five elements. It was extremely weird, so he asked: "This enchantment won't hit us, right?"

Lin Xiang patted his chest: "What are you talking about? Think of me as dead. I'm here, I won't!"

When Wang Chenlong heard this, he put his heart in his stomach and pushed Wang Wulong into the room.

As soon as the two brothers entered the small world of Tongren, they started yelling as if they had never seen the world before.

Wang Chenlong looked at the screen and shouted: "Things from the Han Dynasty! Made of jade! Made of jade!"

Then he touched the light cyan vase on the mahogany table: "It's also from the Han Dynasty!"

Lin Xiang was speechless and thought to himself: You are a dragon! Why do you act like you have never seen anything in the world...

Wang Chenlong smacked his lips: "Sell these two things, and I can open ten chain Internet cafes."

Lin Xiang said with a smile: "Then you might as well drive away all the merchants in Yanliu Lane and open it as an Internet cafe street."

"That makes sense..."

"I'll take your last name if I don't want to kill you!"

"..."

"In a place like Yanliu Lane, which is like an activity center for the elderly, you can be the only one to open one. I have nothing to say about the success of the business. You still want to open a chain... Hey, but you can open a chain all over the country, and then you can open a chain..." If Qi Dong comes to curse, business will definitely be booming!" Lin Xiang suddenly suggested.

"That's what I mean. When the time comes, I'll hire all your employees to be my managers."

"Really? Will the salary exceed 3,000? Will food and housing be taken care of?"

Wang Wulong interrupted doubtfully: "You are talking as if Pluto will really sell his antiques to you..."

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"..."

When the two heard this, they looked at each other, calmed down for a moment, and pushed Wang Wulong across the screen.

The three of them entered the person's front hall.

Lin Xiang introduced: "This couch is where I usually sleep and play."

Wang Chenlong nodded: "It's also an antique, and the couch is covered with the skin of the ancient exotic beast, the Alien Tiger!"

"What tiger?"

"I have only heard of the Blade Tiger, because I was far from being born when this type of tiger became extinct."

"Then how did you know what kind of tiger skin this is?"

"Seen it in the picture."

Prime Minister Lin nodded: "There are many treasures among these profiteers!"

"Heaven and earth, ghosts and magic powers..." Wang Chenlong saw the huge nave hanging on the wall behind the couch and couldn't help but said: "This must be an antique too. It looks like something from the Tang Dynasty. The words on both sides are neatly written. Vigorous and powerful, in the middle painting, the person in the painting looks like you, Lin Xiang..."

Lin Xiang raised his eyebrows and said, "Brother Long, are you here for archeology?"

"It really looks like you, haven't you noticed?"

Lin Xiang shook his head: "I really didn't find it."

"Okay, maybe you're blind."

"..."

"Come on, let me take you to visit Pluto's room! Don't waste time here! There is nothing interesting to see here!"

"Row."

Wang Chenlong pushed Wang Wulong and followed Lin Xiang. When passing by the backyard, Prime Minister Lin introduced it like a tour guide: "Everyone, please look at this pavilion! This is not an ordinary pavilion! This is a cursed pavilion! Did you see the people playing chess, one black and one white? The man in black played chess. Black chess, white chess played by men in white! They are all burdened with a thousand-year curse! They can only play chess here for the rest of their lives!"

Wang Chenlong: "Amazing!"

Wang Wulong: "It's amazing!"

Lin Xiang saw that the two brothers were stunned by him, so he continued: "The man in white is named Xiehun! Once he catches his eye, he will be transported to the imaginary space!"

"There are such powerful characters in the world..." Wang Wulong exclaimed.

"That's right! I have been plotted against by evil spirits many times! If I hadn't been wise and brave, you would never have seen me!"

Wang Chenlong's face was not red and his heart was not beating: "I know, I have killed at least ten evil souls before!"

Lin Xiangshun answered: "Then what you are fighting must be a low-level evil soul. The one in the pavilion is a high-level evil soul. It is very powerful! It is the only one in the Three Realms!"

Bai Xiehun suddenly materialized and glanced at the three of them in confusion. He had no idea what role Lin Xiang had arranged for him and continued to play against the substitute.

Lin Xiang continued: "And the man in black with his back to us is not a good person, he is very powerful! Only he can defeat the high-level evil soul!"

The two brothers were stunned for a moment, then stretched their heads to look.

Lin Xiang said: "Let's go, we can watch it up close, but we can't take pictures!"

Wang Wulong sent the wheelchair to the nearest one.

Lin Lian hurriedly stopped him: "No! Brother Long, please watch from outside the pavilion! It's dangerous inside the pavilion!"

When Wang Chenlong heard this, he quickly pulled Wang Wulong's wheelchair back.

I saw the man in the ink gown turned his head, and it turned out to be a man made of paper. His eyebrows and facial features were all drawn in ink, and his cheeks were heavily rouged. The paper man smiled stiffly at the three of them, and then froze there. The sound of laughter echoed all around, sometimes far and sometimes near.

Inexplicably weird...

The brothers took a breath of air.

Lin Xiang said calmly: "Don't be afraid, I'm here!"

Wang Chenlong was surprised and confused: "This must be a substitute, right?"

"...Do you know the substitute?"

Wang Chenlong nodded: "I've heard a little bit about the soul-burning technique of tying paper with paper."

Prime Minister Lin immediately said angrily: "Okay."

"And the face of the man in white is exactly the same as Pluto..."

Lin Xiang waved his hand: "You must have seen it wrong. Let's go, let's take you to see Pluto himself!"

"All right……"

Pluto's room was directly opposite the funeral hall, separated by the pavilion and the courtyard, forming a three-point line.

Wang Wulong smiled and said: "Old Pluto is such a pervert. Even his residence is built according to the Feng Shui of the Yin Mansion. Mr. Lin, you are a living person living here. You are not afraid of dying early!"

"What are you afraid of? You have to die sooner or later. It's better to die well than to live." Lin Xiang finished speaking nonchalantly and took the lead in pushing the door open and entering Pluto's room.

Pluto quietly meditated and fell asleep on the couch.

Wang Chenlong first came in cautiously and took a look. When he saw Pluto sleeping, he got bold and pushed Wang Wulong in who was waiting outside the room.

As soon as Wang Wulong entered the room, he was startled by his reflection in the mirror!
  The reflection in the mirror is completely out of sync with the person, with different expressions and movements.

"My legs have been disabled for almost three thousand years. Why can the reflection in this mirror stand up? Can it still dance? And still smiles at me? Is this trying to seduce me?"

Lin Xiang came over and took a look. Wang Wulong's reflection in the mirror was originally dancing a solo dance, but now coupled with Lin Xiang's reflection, it became a duet.

"This mirror..." Wang Chenlong's shadow was also cast in, and the three of them started to play in circles holding hands.

"It's just ghosts, don't be afraid, and don't worry about them." Lin Xiang was already used to strange things.

"Brother Wuming..." Wang Wulong realized that he had said the wrong thing and quickly changed his words: "Xiang Lin, you know so much."

Prime Minister Lin also pretended not to hear and casually replied: "It's okay."

Wang Chenlong entered Pluto's residence for the first time. He was very curious. He waved his hand in front of Pluto's eyes. Seeing that Pluto was sleeping deeply, he ignored the etiquette and looked around in the room.

Lin Xiang saw him opening the cabinet and hurriedly stopped him: "It's good to look at some things, but you must not touch them!"

"I know, I just want to take a look. I will never take anything from your boss!" With that said, Wang Wulong still picked up Pluto's toad mirror and put it on his face to try it out.

"You really can't move around. I'm saying this for your own good. Last time, I read a book in the room without Pluto's permission, which directly triggered the restriction inside and almost burned my eyes out... ...Have you forgotten? Didn’t you see me last time? My eyes felt like they were beaten!"

When Wang Chenlong heard this, he was so frightened that he put the toad mirror back to its original place: "Fuck, old thief Pluto is so sinister! What's the point of a broken book?"

"It's not a broken book. Have you heard of the Three Holy Books?"

"Nonsense, of course I've heard of it. The Mysterious Book, the Underworld Scroll, and the Hong Jing are unknown to everyone in the Three Realms."

"What I touched was the Apocalypse of All Things."

Wang Chenlong smiled: "You didn't learn anything else when you were with Pluto, but you learned a lot about pretending."

Lin Xiang raised his eyebrows: "What do you mean by this?"

"The prohibitions in the Three Holy Books cannot be triggered by ordinary people!"

"How to say?"

"It's useless for ordinary people to take the Three Holy Books. They can't understand it even if their heads are hollowed out. There are only two types of people in the Three Realms who can understand the Three Holy Books."

"Which two?"

"The person who has the Secret Stone on his body, and the original owner of the Three Holy Books!"

"I have half a secret stone in my body. It's normal for me to be able to understand!"

Wang Chenlong said: "I'm not saying it's abnormal, but the restrictions in the Three Holy Books can only be triggered by his original master! This is a restriction that Pluto spent most of his energy on before he fell asleep, just to prevent his original owner from taking it back again. Three Holy Books!”

"But the Three Holy Books originally belonged to Pluto! Why did the original owner say that?"

Wang Chenlong laughed and scolded: "How could a fart be his thing? What do you know! A layman like you from the Three Realms, even if I tell you, you can't figure it out."

"Does it mean that Pluto himself is the true form of Pluto?"

"Yes, he is the King of Hades who can cover the sky with one hand."

"What is the concept of covering the sky with one hand..."

"Let me give you an analogy. I am worth a billion clones. You can figure it out on your own."

"I understand, I am equal to one billion current Pluto brothers..."

Wang Chenlong nodded: "None of this is important. Please stop pretending in the future. You little noob, can you trigger the ban of the Three Holy Books? Are you trying to tease me to death so that you can inherit the hundred machines in my Internet cafe?" "

"..."

Lin Xiang wanted to say it was true! What's there to lie about? Could it be that the ban was imposed on the wrong person...

I heard that Pluto himself has been sleeping for tens of thousands of years, so maybe the ban has expired...

Lin Xiang angrily poked Pluto on the forehead with his index finger: "You're embarrassing me! You're breaking the restriction!"

Wang Chenlong looked at it and found it quite interesting, so he also poked it, but it was a bit harsh, and Pluto's body shook back and forth a few times.

He laughed heartily and said to Wang Wulong: "Look at me, Pluto, like a tumbler. Brother Wu, come and try."

"Okay, okay!" Wang Wulong was already eager to give it a try. He stretched out his index finger and stabbed it hard. Pluto fell straight down on the couch, and there was a thud from the back of his head...

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Lin Xiang expressionlessly helped Pluto up, put his head on the pillow, and then said: "Shall we go?"

"Row!"

"can!"

The three of them looked at me and I looked at you, then nodded to each other and exited Pluto's room with an embarrassed look on their faces.

　Asking for votes, asking for everything...

　　
  　
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