Those years of doing business in the Three Realms

Chapter 41 The Human Realm (Going to Kunlun Again)
  Early this morning, Prime Minister Lin came to teach Wang Wulong how to use a mobile phone.

This teaching lasted until noon.

I don’t know whether it is because Lin Xiang is not clear or Wang Wulong is too stupid, but the teaching work is progressing very slowly...

Lin Xiang leaned back on the sofa: "Brother Long! How many times have I told you! Just tap it lightly with your fingertips!"

Wang Wulong's face was red, and he promised "Okay, okay, okay," but his actions were completely inconsistent. His clumsy behavior is typical of his movements not keeping up with his brain.

Lin Xiang finally understood why driving school instructors hit students who are not smart enough...

He wants to hit someone right now!

Seeing that Wang Wulong was about to poke a hole in the phone screen, he quickly grabbed the phone and said, "This is something made by mortals, not some of your magic weapons that have been around for thousands of years. It cannot withstand the making! It will break as soon as it is dropped, and it will be hit hard. It’s easy to go wrong! I’ll show you again!”

Prime Minister Lin tapped the V-Message app lightly with his index finger, and then put the screen in front of Wang Wulong: "Look! We're in! Is there anything there?"

Wang Wulong nodded repeatedly with admiration.

Lin Xiang sighed: "You are thousands of years old, how can you be so stupid! Look, this is me. If you want to talk to me, just click on my profile picture."

Lin Xiang clicked on a yellow Akita dog profile picture and then sent a line: 1112221112223.

"Ding ~"

Lin Xiang's cell phone beeped. Because Ruyi scolded him yesterday, he reluctantly changed the V-letter notification sound to the system's built-in notification sound.

He took out his mobile phone, waved it in front of Wang Wulong's eyes and said, "Look, I received the message you sent over there right away!"

Wang Wulong said excitedly: "Awesome! Can you send and receive messages anywhere?"

Lin Xiang nodded: "You can use it wherever there is a signal. This is my Teng Penguin King Card. It has unlimited V-letter traffic. Do you want me to get one for you?"

Wang Wulong nodded: "Okay."

"If you have anything to do in the future, just send me a message. I just pinned me to the top of your list. The first one is me."

"Ok."

"You don't need to teach Pinyin anymore, right? I've been teaching you all morning..."

"Can I write by hand..."

"It's okay. If it doesn't work, just send a voice message. If it doesn't work, just call me."

Wang Wulong's eyes widened: "Hit?"

Lin Xiang said: "Yes, V letter can make voice calls. If you need anything, you can call at any time."

Wang Wulong's eyes widened even more: "Are you going to hit me with your hands? I'm very strong. What should I do if I break it?"

"..."

Lin Xiang looked up to the sky and roared.

……

By the time the teaching arrived in the afternoon, Wang Wulong's elm knot finally came to his senses.

Lin Xiang packed up and prepared to leave.

"My mother is about to give birth. I have to go back to protect her." Wang Wulong suddenly said.

Lin Xiang was stunned: "What do you mean?"

"My brother is not here, so I don't feel confident going back alone."

Lin Xiang immediately had an ominous premonition.

"Please accompany me back to Kunlun."

really!

Lin Xiang held his head: "Your mother gave birth to the child, not my mother. It has something to do with me. Why should I go back with you!"

"It matters, it matters. I have the final say on this matter. When the dragon fetus is born, he will recognize you as his godfather!"

"..."

"What do you think, little Xiangzi?"

Lin Xiang was almost speechless: "Seriously, don't you think the seniority is a bit strange? Also, since when did you all start calling me Xiao Xiangzi? Are you devils?"

Wang Wulong answered the question incorrectly: "Besides, I will also find the Queen Mother of the West when I go back this time."

"You're looking for Queen Mother of the West to fuck you!"

"My brother Chen is working under the Queen Mother of the West. I want to see him."

Prime Minister Lin almost blurted out: "Your brother has..."

"What? What happened to my brother?"

"Your brother is enjoying the hot food and drinking spicy food with Queen Mother Xi, so don't cause any trouble."

"I just want to see if he will be wronged in the new environment."

"I am the Queen Mother of the West. She is famous and famous. How can she bully a dragon? Isn't it a loss of status? You really should stop causing trouble and be obedient!"

"But...I told you not to tell anyone else!"

Prime Minister Lin nodded: "Okay, let's talk!"

"What you don't know is that Queen Mother Xi has some evil thoughts about my brother Chen!"

When Xiang Lin heard this, he was shocked! He and Wang Wulong stared at each other, wondering, is this guy talking serious nonsense?
  It took him a moment to realize that this might be another boast that Wang Chenlong had casually boasted about. Only his biological brother and fanboy Wang Wulong would foolishly believe it.

"Okay, I'll accompany you to Kunlun."

"Really?"

"Can I still lie to you? When should we set off?"

"Tomorrow morning."

"So fast?"

"Go and come back quickly."

Prime Minister Lin nodded and accepted his fate: "Okay, I will sacrifice my life to accompany the gentleman!"

"There will be no danger, I will protect you." Wang Wulong patted his chest and said.

Lin Xiang couldn't help but roll his eyes to the sky: "I have reached the point where I need your protection, and you still take me there to beg for help!"

——————   The next morning, Xiang Lin was woken up by a video call ringtone.

He desperately reached out to take the mobile phone from the bedside and pressed the answer button.

Wang Wulong's huge face filled the entire screen, glaring at Xiang Lin with his nostrils.

"..."

Lin Xiang saw that his face that had just woken up was extremely ugly and not photogenic, so he silently turned the camera to the rear, and then cursed: "Brother Long, are you crazy!"

"Xiao Xiangzi, come here quickly! My brothers and I are ready, we just need you!"

"Bros?"

"My brothers from Lotus Cave, and my brothers from Brother Chen's Shangqing Palace."

"Brother! Your mother is giving birth! Not giving birth to blood! How can I open your head! Why did you ask so many people to come over? They are going to be a human wall for you!"

“There is strength in numbers!”

Prime Minister Lin didn't sleep enough, and he was filled with resentment. When he heard what Wang Wulong said, he couldn't help but said: "Do you want us monsters to stand in two rows to cheer your mother on?"

Wang Wulong was silent for a while and said: "You don't know something. Every time my mother gives birth, the outside world will look at her with eager eyes."

Hearing Wang Wulong's serious tone, Mr. Lin stopped talking. He said he understood, then hung up the video and prepared to get up.

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Not far away, I saw dozens of fat, thin, handsome or ugly men in black standing at the entrance of the Internet cafe.

What's wrong? Did Wang Wulong get into trouble with some gang that he shouldn't have?

Lin Xiang opened his clairvoyant eyes and instantly saw the souls of these men in black...

black bear...

Gray wolf...

Gray Wolf Two...

Gray Wolf Three...

blacksnake……

Green snake...

Golden python…

There are even spider spirits disguised as men...

Damn it, aren't these the dozen snake fairies under Wang Chenlong and the dozens of monsters under Wang Wulong?

A closer look revealed that the team had been divided into two groups. The dozens of monsters formed a group by themselves, while the remaining dozen or so snake fairies were squeezed out of the circle and stood in a group.

Alas, it seems that where there are people, there are rivers and lakes.

Lin Xiang walked over quickly and said hello to everyone.

I saw Wang Wulong also dressed in black walking out of the Internet cafe, then turned around and pulled down the rolling shutter door with ease.

As both men, Lin Xiang couldn't help but be jealous of Wang Wulong's good figure.

The golden ratio, wide shoulders, narrow waist and long legs, the whole outfit is so tempting!
  His hair was grown mid-length but not short, and was neatly tied up with rubber bands.

His hair color is not black and gold like his brother Wang Chenlong's, but normal black with some silver. It's like having highlights.

Wang Wulong closed the gate, stepped firmly on it with his foot, and then turned around.

A ray of morning light hit his thin face, sweeping away the gloom between his brows.

Lin Xiangxin said: It's over, it's over, Lin Xiangyan's reputation as the most handsome guy in Liuxiang may be lost!
  Men look handsome in black!

"Let's go." Wang Wulong said.

Lin Xiang said hurriedly: "Wait a minute, are there any black clothes? Give them to me too, otherwise I will look out of place."

Let’s all be handsome together!
  Wang Wulong shook his head: "No, you have to wear our Shenlong Heat work clothes..."

Work clothes?
  Lin Xiang smiled: "You run an Internet cafe, not the leader of the Black Dragon Gang! Who are you going to scare to death with your work clothes?"

"Is it ugly? Yesterday, someone came to sell work clothes. I looked at the pictures and thought it was OK, so I paid the deposit. Who knew they would deliver the clothes early in the morning?"

"How much does a dress cost you?"

"five hundred."

"..."

"What's wrong, Xiao Xiangzi, please rate me."

"How can you make so many work clothes in one night! These clothes must be someone else's chargeback, you take advantage of me!"

"What do you mean?"

"It's just that these clothes were ordered by others, and then they didn't want them for various reasons, and then you became the taker! Five hundred yuan a piece! Now tens of thousands yuan are gone! Why didn't he grab it! Oh, you didn't You haven’t learned anything useful in this world, but you have learned how to spend money indiscriminately! Your brother left you a golden mountain, but you can’t stand it!”

When Wang Wulong heard this, he looked at a loss and said, "Did I do something wrong?"

"I'm not wrong, but I guess people like you are stupid and have a lot of money. Scammers will often come to your door in the future. If you have anything, you should ask Black Snake more. He has been with your brother for a long time and knows a lot!"

Wang Wulong's expression changed slightly, and he whispered in Lin Xiang's ear: "My brother Chen's subordinates don't really obey me, and they are not very enthusiastic towards me."

"Don't you think your subordinates are also xenophobic?"

"You see, it's not like gods and monsters are born to dislike each other."

"It's okay. Let's set off first. I'll analyze it for you along the way."

"Row!"

Wang Wulong said as he opened a huge silver portal on the street.

A burst of air surged toward everyone.

Lin Xiang pushed Wang Wulong hard, and the portal disappeared instantly. He yelled: "Brother Long, you are crazy! Can you build a barrier and then cast a spell? Making such a big noise out of thin air! Let's not say whether it will scare the morning exercisers. Old man and old lady, what if any mortal follows us and enters the portal by mistake..."

Wang Wulong shouted, and immediately raised a silver-white water-like wall around him, surrounding everyone, and then opened the portal to Kunlun.

Everyone, look at me, I look at you, and then jump into the portal in a mighty way.

　Ask for everything! ! ! !

　　
  　
  (End of this chapter)