Those years of doing business in the Three Realms

Chapter 43 Kunlun Chapter (Revisiting the Old Place)
  Kunlun has a suitable climate, warm and humid.

When the humidity is high, the body becomes lazy easily. After these gods and monsters had eaten, they lay down on the ground and slept, and they spent a few leisurely days.

Lin Xiang felt very good about revisiting his old place. He was lying under the tree with a long holy fruit leaf in his mouth and humming a ditty:

"The cold icy rain is beating randomly on my face~the warm tears are mixed with the cold rain~" I couldn't remember the lyrics when I was singing so loudly, I looked up to the sky and said: "La la la la la la la, it's covered up~ ah Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~you are like an executioner betraying me~"

"..."

Wang Wulong listened for a while not far away, and then raised his finger at him.

"What's wrong? What's the matter?" Lin Xiang, who was interrupted before he finished singing, was very unhappy and asked with squinted eyes.

"Come here!" Wang Wulong said.

Then Lin Xiang lazily stood up, patted the dust on his body, walked slowly to Wang Wulong, and put his hand on his shoulder: "What's wrong, Brother Long? What are you doing?"

"Come on, let's go to the cave to see my mother."

When Xiang Lin heard this, he immediately shook his head like a rattle: "I'm not going, you can find someone else to go with you."

"I don't worry about others!"

"I really don't want to go, I'm scared, I'm claustrophobic."

"What are you afraid of? Didn't you go there last time?"

"..."

Prime Minister Lin didn't want to pierce the window paper, but Wang Wulong himself pierced it first.

This is very embarrassing.

Wang Wulong said: "You are the unknown eldest brother. You and I know it well, so just stop acting..."

Lin Xiang scratched the back of his head and said, "Okay."

"That day in Lotus Cave, when I knew you were the Wuming eldest brother, I really..."

"What's really going on?"

"I'm really happy! I wish I could carry you and fly around in the sky for a few times! It's a pity that my legs were weak at that time... How about I carry you around Kunlun now?"

"Forget it, I don't even want to say that I can actually fly more steadily than you. Not only can I fly, but I can also change speeds steplessly."

"What kind of magic is stepless speed change?" Wang Wulong asked innocently.

"You may not understand even if I tell you."

"Well, I have been living in Taiyin Mountain, and I am indeed behind the times. I always thought that you were killed by a dog Taoist priest, and I was sad for many years."

Lin Xiang chuckled: "I'm not surprised, I'm not surprised."

Wang Wulong nodded repeatedly: "Surprise, unexpected, sensitive, exciting..."

"...Can we stop learning a new word and selling it right away?"

After a while, Wang Wulong suddenly said coquettishly: "Can I still call you unknown big brother?"

Lin Xiang waved his hand: "Stop making trouble, even if you call me Wuming Daddy, I won't follow you into the Dragon Pillar Cave!"

"..."

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The entrance of Longzhu Cave.

Lin Xiang sighed and spit out the holy fruit leaves that he had held in his mouth for a long time on the ground: "Let's go!"

Wang Wulong bit his finger and tapped Lin Xiang's forehead: "With my dragon blood, the spirits in the cave won't trouble you."

Lin Xiangqie said: "Your Prime Minister is no longer what he used to be. If that weird hand dares to cause trouble for me again, I will use a portal to send it to the Kou Kou Farm to steal vegetables!"

"Where?"

"You don't understand even after I tell you. It's a place you can never come back to."

"……so smart."

"Yes, a two-dimensional world, hahahaha!"

Lin Xiang boasted for a while, then saw that it was getting late, so he urged: "Hurry in, let's go back quickly! I don't want to be stuck in the cave at night without being able to get out!"

Wang Wulong said "Oh" and entered through the entrance of the cave. Lin Xiang followed closely, for fear of being caught by the barrier.

Not long after entering the cave, the voice of Pluto sounded in Xiang Lin's head: "Have you gone to Kunlun?"

Prime Minister Lin was startled by the sudden voice transmission. He stood on the spot and cursed: "Your uncle, who are you trying to scare to death by the sudden voice transmission?"

Wang Wulong was walking in front, and when he saw Lin Xiang stopped in place, he asked with a strange expression: "What's wrong?"

Lin Xiang shook his head: "It's okay, keep walking, I'll follow you."

Wang Wulong nodded when he heard this and continued walking forward.

Pluto said calmly on the other end: "Are you with Wang Wulong now?"

"That's right! This kid insists on letting me accompany him to Kunlun, and I can't even resist him."

"Then you have to be careful." Pluto said with something in mind.
  "What's wrong? Can he still kill me?"

"That's possible, because he is no longer alone."

Lin Xiang rolled his eyes: "Do you think he's pregnant?"

"Last time you sneaked behind the cabinet to spy on my conversation with Yuan Zun, but I didn't have time to educate you." Pluto said suddenly.

"Brother Pluto, what are you talking about? I can't understand a word." Lin Xiang pretended to be stupid.

Pluto said: "Okay, I am not here to trouble you, but to tell you..."

"We'll have to wait until I get back to talk about the sky falling. I'm busy downloading the dungeon right now!"

"Copy?"

"Oh, I'm in Longzhu Cave! Grandma, I almost tripped over a stone when I just heard you talking!"

"Then I'll make a long story short. You must already know how good Wang Wulong's legs are."

"I don't know! Well, just pretend that I know. Anyway, I really didn't peek..." Lin Xiang said.

"There is no magic pill in this world that can bring the dead back to life. A dead person cannot be resurrected, and a broken leg cannot be restored."

"Then he's fine now! He's as alive and kicking as a Erha!" "Yes, because his body's time is frozen before the dragon-slaying battle!"

Lin Xiang's eyes widened: "Nani?"

"His body has returned to the time when he was still healthy before the Dragon Slaying War, but his sanity is still the same as it is now. So he is in a state of confusion now. Sometimes you think his character has improved, but it is not the case. It's him. His character has returned to three thousand years ago. But what should have happened has happened, and his acquired cruelty and bloodthirsty has not changed."

The more Xiang Lin listened, the more he felt: "Brother Pluto, what exactly do you want to say?"

"If he can't self-regulate, then he is likely to have a dual personality or even split into multiple personalities."

"..."

"So, he is even more terrifying now than he was during the cannibalism period!"

When Lin Xiang heard this, he felt his head buzzing.

"If you realize certain wishes that are simply impossible to realize, there will definitely be backlash. This is just like a person with stupid talent who insists on practicing peerless magical skills. Even if he succeeds, he will go crazy. The result depends on what the person involved thinks is beneficial. The disadvantages outweigh the disadvantages, or the disadvantages outweigh the advantages.”

"..."

"In short, try not to stay alone with him, and don't go to claustrophobic places with him. Because being alone and in a claustrophobic environment may cause him to go crazy on the spot!"

"..."

"I'm done, you can take care of yourself." Before Prime Minister Lin could react, Pluto cut off the sound transmission.

Lin Xiangxin said: What the hell...

At this moment, Wang Wulong, who was walking in front of Prime Minister Lin, stopped again.

No way……

"Brother Long, why don't you leave?" Lin Xiang asked calmly.

Wang Wulong turned around, said nothing, and looked at Xiang Lin quietly with a very strange expression.

Lin Xiang was startled and broke out in white hair for no apparent reason.

Suddenly, Wang Wulong's neck began to lean back in a strange posture, and strange sounds like sawing wood kept coming from his throat. After he raised his head to the limit, he suddenly lowered his head as if it was disconnected, and his hair fell down all over his head and face, making it difficult to see his face.

Lin Xiang was so frightened that he swallowed and said, "Piss boy, don't scare me!"

Wang Wulong slightly shook his hair that fell in front of his face.

"I am your unknown big brother! I have no problem with you splitting! But it's your fault that you split into Sadako! No one here wants you to play the role of The Ring! Ahhhh! What are you doing! "

I saw Wang Wulong like a ghost, with black hair covering his face, moving quickly towards Lin Xiang without touching the ground.

"Don't come over here!" Lin Xiang shouted, turned around and ran towards the entrance of the cave.

"Brother Pluto, come and save me!" Lin Xiang said in his head, but there was no response from the other party.

This thing is unreliable!

"Xiaoque..." Halfway through the message, Lin Xiang suddenly remembered that this was not the human world, and he could not transmit messages freely, so he cursed: "Fuck!"

Lin Xiang was running and suddenly found that the road leading to the entrance of the cave had disappeared, and his eyes became pitch black.

Looking back, Wang Wulong was also gone!

……

What a hell!
  Never enter this hole again!
  It’s so evil every time!

What a fucking cheater!

The black fog around him was getting thicker and thicker, approaching Lin Xiang from all directions, and was about to drown him.

Lin Xiang pointed his fingers upward and used the maximum point of light technique.

The light penetrates the fog like a ray.

He saw hundreds of Wang Wulong's faces through the thick fog.

Yes, hundreds of them!
  Each face has a different expression, including joy, anger, sorrow, anger, ignorance and resentment...

Lin Xianghuo has never encountered such a situation before.

Hundreds of identical faces floated in the air, but none of them had the same expression.

And...it's still someone I know!
  It's so scary, I want to hit you but I can't do it!

At this moment, a few faces among the group of faces rushed over dishonestly and came face to face with Lin Xiang.

Lin Xiang was startled and subconsciously released several extremely thick spiritual needles!

After the weird face received the spiritual needle, it immediately ignited like burning paper.

When Lin Xiang saw that there was a door, he quickly used his mind power to create countless spiritual bodies.

Why do you say it is a spirit body? Because his mind is completely messed up now! What is made is not a needle at all!

There are little peach hearts, little triangles, little circles, little ducks, little stars, little apples, and other strange shapes.

Lin Xiang also didn't expect that he could maintain his innocence at such a critical moment.

Childlike innocence...

Childishness is a piece of shit!

Lin Xiang angrily stamped his foot, well, now we can only make do with it...

He closed his eyes, exerted force, and ejected all the spirit bodies!

Whoosh whoosh—

There was an immediate noise all around.

After a moment, Lin Xiang slowly opened his eyes and saw ashes floating everywhere in the air.

The strange faces disappeared.

He was about to breathe a long sigh of relief when he saw two gray hands suddenly stretching out from behind the thick fog.

Before Lin Xiang had time to dodge, the hand grabbed his neck tightly.

Immediately, Wang Wulong's face appeared in front of him, looking at him bitterly.

Lin Xiang was so angry that he didn't know he was scared anymore, so he pinched back hard. He gritted his teeth and said with all his strength, "I'll f**king strangle you to death! You're making trouble, right? Let's see who of us dies first! Damn it!"

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