Those years of doing business in the Three Realms

Chapter 59 Human World
  Ten years later.

The world has changed dramatically.

The rapid development of technology makes ghosts and gods feel that their own safety is in danger.

Ghost Festival.

The door of hell is wide open.

A group of lonely ghosts gathered at the intersection of Yanliu Lane, greeting each other.

"Has anyone burned your clothes this year?" the bloody ghost asked the headless female ghost.

The headless female ghost said sadly: "I have no head, I can't find my family, and my family can't find me, so I can only continue to use my clothes and make a living this year."

The dead ghost said distressedly: "Touch your head."

"What are you touching? I have no head!"

"Oh……"

The hanging ghost on the side looked pale and said: "I was really frightened that day."

The dead man quickly asked: "What's wrong?"

"There is a camera in human mobile phones that is specially designed to take pictures of ghosts. It actually took a picture of me last time! It really scared the baby to death! I haven't seen myself in hundreds of years!"

The dead ghost was very frightened when he heard it: "Really or not? It's so scary. I'd better stop scaring people in the future. What if I scare myself?"

Lin Xiang, who was leaning in the shadow of the corner, couldn't help laughing when he heard this.

These may be three fake ghosts.

After burning his cold clothes and giving them to all sentient beings, he silently returned to the deceased.

It has to be said that Prime Minister Lin's ability to lead is extremely strong, and he is now known as the "universal foul language" in trouble.

Even the pure and innocent little poet can say a few words "fuck" or "fuck".

Let alone others...

He was determined to get rid of his habit of swearing for the sake of the overall ethos of others.

"Fuck! If I say bad words again, I'll beat myself to death!"

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The Hall of Troublemakers.

Poetic lying on the foot of the couch and sleeping soundly.

Lin Xiang shook his head and said: "I really envy such a big-hearted and brainless person. He is carefree and happy every day. He is so happy."

Pluto happened to walk in. Hearing Xiang Lin's remarks, he couldn't help but smile and said, "You are pretty good yourself."

"According to you, I am still a happy person?"

"In the human world, you are slightly unlucky, but in the three realms, you are prosperous..."

"It seems that the platform is very important." Lin Xiang smiled.

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Lin Xiang scratched the back of his head and suddenly said seriously: "I am already over thirty this year. Although it is still early, I am really afraid of death. Brother Pluto, you have to help me. Even if I really die, you have to be down there. Find a good job for me and make sure I am happy as a ghost!"

Pluto took out a very small round mirror and handed it to Lin Xiang: "Look at your own face."

Lin Xiang said oh and took the mirror.

"But I found something."

Lin Xiang looked at the mirror blankly: "Damn it, there's a handsome guy in the mirror!"

"..."

Lin Xiang laughed loudly: "Actually, I have discovered a long time ago that I have not aged at all in the past ten years."

"Yes, the years in the human world have gradually become irrelevant to you, and this is your year of great success."

"Ah? The year of great fortune? Am I going to have great luck this year?"

"Everything goes well for you this year. You can go with me to find my true body, so that I can successfully extradite you when you are forty-four years old."

Lin Xiang was confused when he heard this.

"Once I return in my true form, I will have the ability to help you overcome your calamity and extend your life when you are forty-four years old."

"Overcoming tribulation? Extending life?"

"By transforming you into a true person of the Three Realms, you will have tens of thousands of years of immortal life."

"Tens of thousands of years? Really?" Lin Xiang's eyes widened.

Hades nodded: "Yes."

"Then you can't transform me into a god?"

"If you follow me in this life, don't think about becoming a god." Pluto said straightforwardly.

"..." Lin Xiang didn't understand the meaning of Pluto's words. "I won't let you become a god." Pluto pretended to be serious: "What if you become a god and are more powerful than me?"

"You may be overthinking."

"Not to mention you are better than me, but what if you are my enemy?"

"Oh, haha." Lin Xiang thought to himself, this joke is really funny.

"Being half-human and half-immortal is very good and appropriate."

Lin Xiang thought. There are many species in the three realms. There are half-demon and half-immortal, and there are half-human and half-immortal.

"Then how do we find your true identity?"

Pluto glanced at the painting hanging in the center of the wall, and said lightly: "There is no direct portal from the human world to the underworld. The painting on the wall is the portal to heaven, and the ghostly power is to the underworld." The portal of the underworld. This is the only portal in the Three Realms besides Kunlun."

Lin Xiang asked doubtfully: "Only? How can that person ascend to heaven and earth after he dies?"

"Of course, take the main entrance..."

"...It means this is our back door."

"Ours is clearly a special passage."

Lin Xiang said again: "Oh, haha."

"The main entrance is occupied by others. It's difficult for us to clear customs, and there is no need to go through useless troubles."

"Then where is your true identity? We need to have a specific location!"

"I only know that my true body is sealed in the Soul-Living Coffin at the end of Three Thousand Weak Waters. The specific location will be sensed after I reach the end of Weak Water."

"The Pluto in front of me is really not the real person!" Lin Xiang smiled and pinched Pluto's face: "Hello, little clone!"

"It can be regarded as the original deity, but it is actually the reincarnation that came from time travel."

"However, who is so capable that he can seal off your old man?"

"I was sealed by Yama himself."

"Yam Luo? Aren't you the only one who controls the underworld?"

"Underworld is not my territory in the first place." Pluto disagreed.

"Aren't you the king of the underworld?"

"The underworld and the underworld are not the same thing. The underworld is indeed in the underworld. But how can a palace be the same as a world?"

"What do you mean? Brother, can you speak like a human being? Did I follow an unofficial person by mistake?"

"I am a former official..."

"Then what are you now?"

"He's a fugitive."

"..."

"Calm down." Hades said.

"So we are going back this time to fight against Yama?"

"The underworld is like the Yang realm, it is the name of the realm. There are officials in the Yang world, and the underworld has the underworld. The underworld is the same as the officials in the underworld. Yama is the person with the most power in the underworld. To put it bluntly, Yama is an official, and he is the largest official in the underworld. .”

When Xiang Lin heard this, he immediately understood: "My mother, if you are unreliable, I will definitely go to the eighteenth level of hell after I die."

Pluto nodded: "You can say that."

Prime Minister Lin couldn't help but complain: "He is an official in the underworld, why can't he get along with you?"

"He was chosen, and I was destined."

"Can't you each perform your duties and coexist peacefully?"

"I want to take back the world that belongs to me."

"I always thought you were a Buddhist player who doesn't fight or grab." Lin Xiang said casually.

This sentence seemed to touch Pluto's point of anger.

"The underworld is mine, and I have been dormant for thousands of years just to return to the underworld. When my true body returns, there will no longer be a place for this Yama in the underworld."

"You are more powerful than Yama, why is it you who is lying in the coffin instead of Yama?" Lin Xiang, a little expert in committing suicide, continued to ask.

"...There was no defense at the beginning."

"Then why doesn't he eradicate you? Isn't it dangerous to leave your clone running around?"

Pluto smiled slightly: "I am not real but imaginary. I can't be killed or imprisoned. I can't let you go."

For some reason, Lin Xiang suddenly felt that the Pluto in front of him had become a little strange. He was no longer the Pluto who allowed him to do whatever he wanted.

Maybe he's too sensitive.

He felt a huge sense of pressure that this mission could only succeed and not fail.

(End of this chapter)